"Tubby wouldn"t be as particular as the grouchy gentleman who went into the restaurant out West and ordered a steak," chuckled Dave. "After the waiter brought it the customer tried his knife on it and then called the waiter back.
""Say!" he objected. "This steak isn"t tender enough."
""Not tender enough, stranger?" returned the cowboy waiter. "What d"you expect? Want it to hug an" kiss yer?""
When the laugh on Tubby had subsided Professor Skillings said, with a twinkle in his eye:
"Our friend, Blaisdell, should be able to exist some time on his acc.u.mulation of fat. He ought not to seriously suffer from hunger as yet."
"Like a camel living on its hump--eh?" said Wyn. "How about that, Tubby?"
"I"m no relation to a camel--I tell you that," snorted the fat boy, with disgust.
"Then Mr. Blaisdell might imitate some insects; mightn"t he, Professor Skillings?" suggested Frank, with a sly look. "You know there are insects that live on nothing."
"On nothing?" exclaimed the professor, quickly. "Oh, no, young lady, you are mistaken. That is quite impossible."
"But, Professor! A moth lives on nothing; doesn"t it?"
"No, indeed. How could that be?" cried the scientific gentleman, greatly perturbed by Frank"s apparent display of ignorance.
"Why, moths eat holes; don"t they?" chortled Frank. "Surely "holes" are a pretty slim diet."
Professor Skillings led the laughter himself over this simple joke. But he added:
"I fear I should not be able to interest you in science, Frances."
"Not in summer, sir--oh, never!" cried Frank. "I refuse to learn a single, living thing until school opens again next fall."
In spite of Tubby"s complaints, the canoeing party sighted Ware Island in good season for luncheon. This was a low, wooded spot around which the Wintinooski--split in two streams--flowed very quietly. The country on both sides was cut up into farms, with intervening patches of woods, dotted with ferns, and was very beautiful.
There was a little beach on one side of the island, with a green, shaded bank above. This was a favorite picnicking spot for parties from Denton; but our friends had the island all to themselves this day.
The girls had been as far as this island before in their canoes; but never beyond. From this spot on the journey up the Wintinooski would be all new to Wyn Mallory and her chums.
The canoes were hauled up out of the water and the boys skirmished for fuel while the girls got out the luncheon. Ferd Roberts was fire-builder, and Grace, who hated that work, watched him closely, marveling how quickly and well he constructed the pyre and had a blaze merrily dancing among the sticks.
"Doesn"t that beat all!" cried Grace. "You must love fires as much as Nero did."
"Nero? Let"s see--he was the chap that always was cold; wasn"t he?"
queried Ferd, grinning.
"Nope!" broke in Frank. "That was Zero. You _will_ get your ancient history mixed, Ferd!"
The luncheon was quickly laid, and Tubby was not the only one who did it justice. But Bessie Lavine continued to act disagreeably toward the boys. She was "forever nagging," as Dave said; and sometimes there was a spark of fire when she managed to get one or another of the boys "mad."
Professor Skillings wandered off with his bag and little geological hammer and Tubby rolled over on his back under a shady bush and went to sleep.
"Pig!" e.j.a.c.u.l.a.t.ed Bess, in disgust. "That"s all boys think of--their stomachs."
"Oh, don"t be so hateful, Bess," advised Frank. "Come on; the rest of us are going to walk around a little to settle our luncheon, before tackling the paddles again."
"Humph! with the boys?" snapped Bess, seeing Wyn start off with Dave by her side. "Not me, thank you!"
"All right," chuckled Frank Cameron. "You can keep Tubby company."
But that suggestion made Bess even more angry, and she went off with her nose in the air, and all alone. But as the crowd of young folk came around the east end of Ware Island, they, saw Bess standing upon the brink of a steep bank, under a small tree, where the water had washed out a good deal of the earth in a sort of cave beneath where she stood.
"Hi, Bessie! get back from there!" shouted Dave, warningly. "That place is likely to cave in."
"Then you certainly _would_ get a ducking," added Frank.
"Pooh! I guess I know what I"m about," said the girl. "I"m no baby."
"You"re acting like one," growled Dave. "That place is dangerous."
"It"s not, Mr. Smartie!" cried Bess, and she stamped her foot in anger.
And just as though that had been the signal for which it had been waiting, several square yards of the steep bank, with the tree she was clinging to, slumped down into the river.
The girls screamed, while the boys bounded forward toward the spot where Bessie had disappeared.
"Oh, Dave!" cried Wyn. "Save her! save her! She can"t swim very well.
She will be drowned!"
CHAPTER VII
THE STORM BREAKS
Dave Shepard, followed by the other "Busters," leaped down to the edge of the water before they came to the spot where the bank had caved. They feared that by tramping along the edge they might bring down even a greater avalanche than had fallen with the unfortunate Bessie.
"There she is, fellows!" cried Dave. "She"s hanging to the tree!"
"I see her!" returned Ferd Roberts.
"Oh, Dave! we can"t reach her," cried another of the Busters.
"I wish the professor was here," cried Ferd. "He"d know what to do."
"My goodness!" returned Dave, throwing off his coat and cap. "I don"t need anybody to tell me what to do. _We"ve got to go after her!_"
He tore off the low shoes he wore, pitched them after his cap and coat, and leaped into the water. The current tugged hard at the end of the island, and Bessie and the uprooted sapling were being carried out farther and farther into the stream.
The girl had not screamed. Indeed, she had been startled to such a degree when she went down that she had really not breath enough for speech as yet.