Chapter 417: Long Lost Diary
“Sigh, although I’m not an honorable person, I’m still a cultured person. Writing a diary and developing my feelings is still an elegant thing.
“Therefore, from today onwards, I’ve decided to write in a diary every day!
“Hmm… Today is… the year 1733 of the five plains. According to our time, it was the 11th of November. The weather was cloudy and slightly cold. Something happened today that made me particularly speechless. It had already been two days since I left the Fire Sect.
“For two whole days, Lian Hua didn’t say a single word to me. Her att.i.tude toward Nalan Lengling was as if she didn’t care about her at all. At first, I thought that she was unwilling to accept Nalan Lengling. Only later did I find out that… Actually, it was Lian Hua who was secretly competing with Nalan Lengling.
“The first time I arranged for them to meet was in the Small World. After all, it was safer in that world. No matter what happened, I was confident that I could easily suppress the two of them.
“However, that meeting was the beginning of a nightmare.
“Due to some special reasons that were unknown to me, Lian Hua was able to sense everything in the outside world through the Small World. Thus, she naturally knew that I took the initiative to kiss Nalan Lengling. This was probably the trigger.
“This was Lian Hua’s revealing her true appearance in front of Nalan Lengling. At that moment, I could clearly feel that Nalan Lengling had a slight inferiority complex.
“After all, Lian Hua’s beauty was rarely seen in the world. Even Lingxuan would probably be at a slight loss in front of her.
“In the instant of a direct confrontation, Lengling was terrified. Thus, Lian Hua was the one who dominated the rest of the conversation.
“The conversation between them was too long-winded. I had roughly summarized three points. b.r.e.a.s.t.s were small, not as pretty as me, and she was also short.
“Tsk tsk tsk, it could be said that all of Lian Hua’s words were heart piercing. Even I couldn’t help but feel sorry for senior sister.
“However, my little senior sister wasn’t a coward. After she found out that she was my first kiss, she immediately turned the tables.
“Overall, there was this one sentence. I kissed Victor, but you didn’t. This was her reason for being headstrong!
“I still vaguely remembered the scene at that time. It could be described as flying sand and stones. It wasn’t an exaggeration at all!
“Females, they’re too scary. Can I return the goods?
“November 12th. The weather was clear. It was a rare sight to see the moon without the clouds blocking it.
“This day was probably the beginning of my nightmare.
“I don’t know what happened to Lian Hua and little senior sister, but they insisted on fighting to sleep on the same bed as me. Logically speaking, sleeping on the same bed should be a happy thing in life. However, the two of them were jealous of each other. Why was I the one who got hurt?
“The cause of the incident was probably due to me sleeping on the same bed as Lian Hua when I came back to the Small World during my lunch break. As a result, little senior sister was unhappy.
“Her general thoughts were, you kissed me, but you didn’t sleep with me? Are you looking down on me?
“Of course, that wasn’t my f*cking intention. I explained the reason to her righteously.
“In the end, little senior sister asked me to sleep with her at night, only then did she forgive me.
“After Lian Hua found out, the two of them argued with each other. Finally, they decided for all of us to sleep together.
“When I first heard the news, I was in a particularly good mood.
“Who wouldn’t want to hug a beautiful woman on each side?
“But when you actually hugged her to sleep, you would realize that this wasn’t a woman at all? It was like a f*cking fireball spirit!
“One on the left and one on the right, they both wanted me to hug them. However, I couldn’t turn, and I couldn’t be biased. If I got closer to anyone, they would castrate me!
“d.a.m.n, my little brother had a hard time enduring this too!
“It’s November 13th. The weather is fine, but my heart feels so cold.
“Even though I’m constantly surrounded by two fireb.a.l.l.s, my heart is still cold and unmoved by beauty.
“The jealousy between women is too terrifying.
“Today, at noon, I placed some food for little senior sister first. Then, Lian Hua immediately exploded. She cried, made a fuss, and even threatened to hang herself. No matter what, she wanted me to feed her. I had no choice but to compromise.
“In the end, little senior sister was even more greedy. She actually wanted me to feed her mouth to mouth. Fortunately, I refused.
“Although I didn’t mind exchanging saliva, food was food after all. One whip couldn’t hurt two tigers. This was a principle that even a six-year-old child understood.
“In the end, their jealousy ruined a good lunch.
“Note: during the process, Lian Hua couldn’t win against little senior sister, so she declared a fight against her. The two of them agreed to conceal their cultivation and have a fight.
“Tsk tsk tsk. This was probably the most exciting battle I’ve ever seen. Pulling each other’s hair, stripping clothes, pinching b.r.e.a.s.t.s, and pinching b.u.t.tocks. There was nothing they didn’t do!
“If not for the restriction on my body, I would’ve definitely joined in and let them understand what a whip technique is!
“November 14th. Today, I cried.
“Literally, I cried.
“When I woke up, two rarely seen beauties lay beside me. However, my little brother remained unmoved. I tried my best to make him excited, but the result was never satisfactory.
“Later, after asking the mountain spirit, I found out that the qi and blood power in my body was undergoing a transformation. Little brother naturally fell into a deep sleep.
“However, did this mean that little brother’s qi and blood power was also becoming stronger?
“No wonder I had to protect him. So this was what it meant.
“Note: today, I was very surprised that Lian Hua and little senior sister weren’t jealous of each other. It was indeed a kind of improvement.
“Of course, it could also be that I was becoming more and more familiar with both sides, perfectly resolving the conflict between the two of them.
“15th of November. We finally arrived at our destination, Zhongshan City.
“According to the news from little senior sister, because Zhongshan City was close to the Central Plains Sect Alliance, there seemed to be a magic array that could directly teleport people to the Southern Plains. We naturally had to take a look.
“However, Lian Hua and I were both wanted criminals, and little senior sister was technically also a disciple of the Fire Sect. It wasn’t good for the three of us to appear, so we could only give up and look for another opportunity.
“However, I actually found it!
“Every day at midnight, there would be people switching shifts to patrol the array. Although the time was short, and we didn’t know how to activate the array, it was still an option, wasn’t it?
“Note: I almost made a mistake today. It’s all because Lian Hua likes to wear tulles when she sleeps. This kind of material is too smooth, and it will fall off even if you don’t do anything, not to mention a girl like Lian Hua who doesn’t sleep properly.
“When I woke up this morning, the scene in front of me almost made me faint. I summed up two important points, white and big!
“If I didn’t suppress my desire, I’m afraid I would have lost the possibility of re-cultivating the ancient path of strength.
“November 16th. Today was a day worth commemorating.
“My qi and blood power has finally finished transforming. My little brother can finally wake me up in the morning every day instead of me being woken up by the urge to urinate.
“However, this wasn’t all good.
“This morning, I clearly saw that my little senior sister was wearing cream-colored undergarments. I didn’t expect that under such a cold exterior, she would be so pure.”