"I think, honestly," said Lancelot, whose blood was up, "that we gentlemen all run into the same fallacy. We fancy ourselves the fixed and necessary element in society, to which all others are to accommodate themselves. "Given the rights of the few rich, to find the condition of the many poor." It seems to me that other postulate is quite as fair: "Given the rights of the many poor, to find the condition of the few rich.""
Lord Minchampstead laughed.
"If you hit us so hard, Mr. Smith, I must really denounce you as a Communist. Lord Vieuxbois, shall we join the ladies?"
In the drawing-room, poor Lancelot, after rejecting overtures of fraternity from several young ladies, set himself steadily again against the wall to sulk and watch Argemone. But this time she spied in a few minutes his melancholy, moonstruck face, swam up to him, and said something kind and commonplace. She spoke in the simplicity of her heart, but he chose to think she was patronising him--she had not talked commonplaces to the vicar. He tried to say something smart and cutting,--stuttered, broke down, blushed, and shrank back again to the wall, fancying that every eye in the room was on him; and for one moment a flash of sheer hatred to Argemone swept through him.
Was Argemone patronising him? Of course she was. True, she was but three-and-twenty, and he was of the same age; but, spiritually and socially, the girl develops ten years earlier than the boy. She was flattered and worshipped by gray-headed men, and in her simplicity she thought it a n.o.ble self-sacrifice to stoop to notice the poor awkward youth. And yet if he could have seen the pure moonlight of sisterly pity which filled all her heart as she retreated, with something of a blush and something of a sigh, and her heart fluttered and fell, would he have been content? Not he. It was her love he wanted, and not her pity; it was to conquer her and possess her, and inform himself with her image, and her with his own; though as yet he did not know it; though the moment that she turned away he cursed himself for selfish vanity, and moroseness and conceit.
"Who am I to demand her all to myself? Her, the glorious, the saintly, the unfallen! Is not a look, a word, infinitely more than I deserve? And yet I pretend to admire tales of chivalry! Old knightly hearts would have fought and wandered for years to earn a t.i.the of the favours which have been bestowed on me unasked."--
Peace! poor Lancelot! Thy egg is by no means addle; but the chick is breaking the sh.e.l.l in somewhat a cross-grained fashion.
CHAPTER VII: THE DRIVE HOME, AND WHAT CAME OF IT
Now it was not extraordinary that Squire Lavington had "a.s.similated"
a couple of bottles of Carbonel"s best port; for however abstemious the new lord himself might be, he felt for the habits, and for the vote of an old-fashioned Whig squire. Nor was it extraordinary that he fell fast asleep the moment he got into the carriage; nor, again, that his wife and daughters were not solicitous about waking him; nor, on the other hand, that the coachman and footman, who were like all the squire"s servants, of the good old sort, honest, faithful, boozing, extravagant, happy-go-lucky souls, who had "been about the place these forty years," were somewhat owlish and unsteady on the box. Nor was it extraordinary that there was a heavy storm of lightning, for that happened three times a-week in the chalk hills the summer through; nor, again, that under these circ.u.mstances the horses, who were of the squire"s own breeding, and never thoroughly broke (nothing was done thoroughly at Whitford), went rather wildly home, and that the carriage swung alarmingly down the steep hills, and the boughs brushed the windows rather too often. But it was extraordinary that Mrs. Lavington had cast off her usual primness, and seemed to-night, for the first time in her life, in an exuberant good humour, which she evinced by snubbing her usual favourite Honoria, and lavishing caresses on Argemone, whose vagaries she usually regarded with a sort of puzzled terror, like a hen who has hatched a duckling.
"Honoria, take your feet off my dress. Argemone, my child, I hope you spent a pleasant evening?"
Argemone answered by some tossy commonplace.
A pause--and then Mrs. Lavington recommenced,--
"How very pleasing that poor young Lord Vieuxbois is, after all!"
"I thought you disliked him so much."
"His opinions, my child; but we must hope for the best. He seems moral and well inclined, and really desirous of doing good in his way; and so successful in the House, too, I hear."
"To me," said Argemone, "he seems to want life, originality, depth, everything that makes a great man. He knows nothing but what he has picked up ready-made from books. After all, his opinions are the one redeeming point in him."
"Ah, my dear, when it pleases Heaven to open your eyes, you will see as I do!"
Poor Mrs. Lavington! Unconscious spokeswoman for the ninety-nine hundredths of the human race! What are we all doing from morning to night, but setting up our own fancies as the measure of all heaven and earth, and saying, each in his own dialect, Whig, Radical, or Tory, Papist or Protestant, "When it pleases Heaven to open your eyes you will see as I do"?
"It is a great pity," went on Mrs. Lavington, meditatively, "to see a young man so benighted and thrown away. With his vast fortune, too--such a means of good! Really we ought to have seen a little more of him. I think Mr. O"Blareaway"s conversation might be a blessing to him. I think of asking him over to stay a week at Whitford, to meet that sainted young man."
Now Argemone did not think the Reverend Panurgus...o...b..areaway, inc.u.mbent of Lower Whitford, at all a sainted young man, but, on the contrary, a very vulgar, slippery Irishman; and she had, somehow, tired of her late favourite, Lord Vieuxbois; so she answered tossily enough,--
"Really, mamma, a week of Lord Vieuxbois will be too much. We shall be bored to death with the Cambridge Camden Society, and ballads for the people."
"I think, my dear," said Mrs. Lavington (who had, half unconsciously to herself, more reasons than one for bringing the young lord to Whitford), "I think, my dear, that his conversation, with all its faults, will be a very improving change for your father. I hope he"s asleep."
The squire"s nose answered for itself.
"Really, what between Mr. Smith, and Colonel Bracebridge, and their very ineligible friend, Mr. Mellot, whom I should never have allowed to enter my house if I had suspected his religious views, the place has become a hotbed of false doctrine and heresy. I have been quite frightened when I have heard their conversation at dinner, lest the footmen should turn infidels!"
"Perhaps, mamma," said Honoria, slyly, "Lord Vieuxbois might convert them to something quite as bad. How shocking if old Giles, the butler, should turn Papist!"
"Honoria, you are very silly. Lord Vieuxbois, at least can be trusted. He has no liking for low companions. HE is above joking with grooms, and taking country walks with gamekeepers."
It was lucky that it was dark, for Honoria and Argemone both blushed crimson.
"Your poor father"s mind has been quite unsettled by all their ribaldry. They have kept him so continually amused, that all my efforts to bring him to a sense of his awful state have been more unavailing than ever."
Poor Mrs. Lavington! She had married, at eighteen, a man far her inferior in intellect; and had become--as often happens in such cases--a prude and a devotee. The squire, who really admired and respected her, confined his disgust to sly curses at the Methodists (under which name he used to include every species of religious earnestness, from Quakerism to that of Mr. Newman). Mrs. Lavington used at first to dignify these disagreeables by the name of persecution, and now she was trying to convert the old man by coldness, severity, and long curtain-lectures, utterly unintelligible to their victim, because couched in the peculiar conventional phraseology of a certain school. She forgot, poor earnest soul, that the same form of religion which had captivated a disappointed girl of twenty, might not be the most attractive one for a jovial old man of sixty.
Argemone, who a fortnight before would have chimed in with all her mother"s lamentations, now felt a little nettled and jealous. She could not bear to hear Lancelot cla.s.sed with the colonel.
"Indeed," she said, "if amus.e.m.e.nt is bad for my father, he is not likely to get much of it during Lord Vieuxbois"s stay. But, of course, mamma, you will do as you please."
"Of course I shall, my dear," answered the good lady, in a tragedy- queen tone. "I shall only take the liberty of adding, that it is very painful to me to find you adding to the anxiety which your unfortunate opinions give me, by throwing every possible obstacle in the way of my plans for your good."
Argemone burst into proud tears (she often did so after a conversation with her mother). "Plans for my good!"--And an unworthy suspicion about her mother crossed her mind, and was peremptorily expelled again. What turn the conversation would have taken next, I know not, but at that moment Honoria and her mother uttered a fearful shriek, as their side of the carriage jolted half- way up the bank, and stuck still in that pleasant position.
The squire awoke, and the ladies simultaneously clapped their hands to their ears, knowing what was coming. He thrust his head out of the window, and discharged a broadside of at least ten pounds" worth of oaths (Bow Street valuation) at the servants, who were examining the broken wheel, with a side volley or two at Mrs. Lavington for being frightened. He often treated her and Honoria to that style of oratory. At Argemone he had never sworn but once since she left the nursery, and was so frightened at the consequences, that he took care never to do it again.
But there they were fast, with a broken wheel, plunging horses, and a drunken coachman. Luckily for them, the colonel and Lancelot were following close behind, and came to their a.s.sistance.
The colonel, as usual, solved the problem.
"Your dog-cart will carry four, Smith?"
"It will."
"Then let the ladies get in, and Mr. Lavington drive them home."
"What?" said the squire, "with both my hands red-hot with the gout?
You must drive three of us, colonel, and one of us must walk."
"I will walk," said Argemone, in her determined way.
Mrs. Lavington began something about propriety, but was stopped with another pound"s worth of oaths by the squire, who, however, had tolerably recovered his good humour, and hurried Mrs. Lavington and Honoria, laughingly, into the dog-cart, saying--
"Argemone"s safe enough with Smith; the servants will lead the horses behind them. It"s only three miles home, and I should like to see any one speak to her twice while Smith"s fists are in the way."
Lancelot thought so too.
"You can trust yourself to me, Miss Lavington?"
"By all means. I shall enjoy the walk after--:" and she stopped.
In a moment the dog-cart had rattled off, with a parting curse from the squire to the servants, who were unharnessing the horses.
Argemone took Lancelot"s arm; the soft touch thrilled through and through him; and Argemone felt, she knew not why, a new sensation run through her frame. She shuddered--not with pain.