"Tut tut!" said Link. "There"s one more question, but you haven"t got the answer to it. I"ll get Thana to help me find it out. I don"t think you"ll run away to the uffts again, and I don"tthinkthey"ll hang you before I have a chance to protest. I shall hope not, anyhow."
He went in search of Thana. He found her ruefully regarding the plants in her kitchen garden.
"There"s not been an ufft-cart of greenstuff come in today," she told Link unhappily, "and the uffts are shouting such bad language I don"t know when they"ll start bringing carts in again!"
"You"ve got food stored ahead?" asked Link.
"Not much," admitted Thana. "The uffts always bring in greenstuff, so there"s been no need to store food."
Link shook his head.
"It looks bad," he observed. "Will you duply that gun I used last night and see if it works? It might be a solution to the problem. An unwelcome solution, but still a solution."
"Of course!" said Thana.
She led the way. To the great hall and across it, and into the room with innumerable shelves that served the purpose of a treasury. She lifted down the stun gun from a high shelf, which Link realized no uffts with hoofs instead of hands could ever climb to. She gave Link some large lumps of bog-iron. She brought out a ready-cut billet of wood.
Into the great hall again. She pressed a b.u.t.ton and the chair of state and its dais rose ceilingward. The contrivance which was the duplier came up out of the pit the chair and dais ordinarily covered. Thana put the bog-iron and the wood in the raw material hopper. She put the stun gun in the hopper holding the object to be duplicated. She left the third hopper empty. The duplicate to be produced should appear there.
She pressed the b.u.t.ton. The duplier descended. The chair of state came down. She pressed the b.u.t.ton again. The chair of state went up and the duplier arose, at a different rate of rising. The bog-iron in the first hopper was visibly diminished and there was much sand on the hopper bottom. The sample, authentic, original stun gun remained where it had been placed, in the middle hopper. But a seemingly exact duplicate remained in the last hopper.
Link took the duplied object. He examined it. He aimed it skyward and pulled the trigger. Nothing happened, not even the slight hiccough which accompanies a stun gun"s operation.
He twisted the disa.s.sembly screw and the gun opened up for inspection. Link looked, and shook his head.
"No transistors," he reported regretfully. "They"re made of germanium and stuff, rare metals at the best of times. We haven"t any. So the gun is incomplete. A duplied stun gun needs germanium and without it it"s no good, just like a duplied knife. No dice. I"m very glad of it."
Harl came in, indignant.
"Link!" he said in a tone expressing something like shock at something appalling and outrage at something crushing, "I sent a coupla fellas to find out what the uffts wanted, and the uffts chased "em back!"
"Did they mention their reason?" asked Link.
"They yelled I was a conspirator. They yelled that the whiskery man was goin" to lead "em into a ambush last night to be ma.s.sacred. They yelled I was goin" to try to make "em work all the time without payin" "em beer! They yelled down with me. Me!" said Harl incredulously. "They said they were makin" a general strike against me! No greenstuff! No carrying messages from me to anywhere! No anything! I got to get rid of the thing they say killed "em by hundreds last night. Did it kill "em, Link?"
"Not a one," said Link. "They got stung a bit, but that"s all. Nothing worse than a sting for the fraction of a second."
"They say," finished Harl astonishedly, "that the strike keeps up till I hang the whiskery fella and get rid of the gun that was used on "em, an" let uffts search the whole Household to see if there are any more, an"
repeat that search any time they please! They got to read all messages to me from anybody else, and from me to anybody! And I got to give "em four more bottles of beer for each cartload of greenstuff they bring in from now on!"
Link considered for a moment. Then he said, "What have you decided?"
"I couldn"t if I wanted to!" said Harl. "Sput, Link! If I hung that whiskery fella because the uffts wanted it, I"d be disgraced! Not a fella in the Household would stay here! If I let the uffts search anybody"s house any time they wanted, not a woman would let her husband stay! If I agreed to that, Link, there wouldn"t be a livin" soul here by sundown!"
Link somehow felt relieved. The human economy here on Sord Three had defects, even to his tolerant eyes. The humans were utterly dependent upon the uffts for the food they ate and the clothes they wore, in the sense that they depended on ufft-cart loads of raw material. At any time the uffts could shut down and starve out a human household. It was a relief to discover that humans would not submit.
"What"ll you do?"
"Send a messenger to my next neighbor," said Harl angrily. "I"ll say I"m comin" guestin". I"ll take half a dozen men an" forty or fifty unicorns. I"ll go to his household. I"ll make him a guest-gift of a duplied new shirt and a duplied can of beans. Then he can have all the shirts an" beans he wants from now on. That"s a right grand gift, Link! So he"ll be anxious to make a mannerly host-gift to me. So I"ll admire how much ready-duplied food he has stored away. So he"ll duply enough food to load up my train of unicorns and I"ll bring it back here!"
"And then what? Suppose the uffts stage a political demonstration in the street while you"re gone?"
Harl scowled.
"They better not!" he said darkly. "They . . . uh . . . they"d better not! I"ll go send my messenger."
He hurried away.
Thana said, "You don"t think that"s going to work out."
"It might," said Link. "But it needn"t."
Thana said in a practical tone of voice, "Let"s see what we can do with that unduplied knife, Link."
She went into the room Link considered the Household treasury. She came back with the alloy steel knife, of which duplied copies so far had been only soft iron. She had her collection of variegated rocks.
She duplied the knife with bog-iron alone in the raw materials hopper. The contrivance went down in the pit, the canopied chair descended and covered the pit, then rose again and the contrivance came up once more. There was a second knife in the products hopper. She handed it to Link. He tested its edge. It turned immediately. It was soft iron. He handed it back. She cleaned out the materials hopper of sand and bog-iron, and put the just-duplied, soft-iron knife in for raw material. She added a dozen of the stones and pebbles of which some might be ores.
The duplier descended and rose. The knife had again been duplied. Its edge was still useless. The duplier had not been able to extract from the rock samples the alloying elements the original knife contained in addition to iron, and which a true duplicate would have to contain. They weren"t in the rocks. Thana cleared out the useless rock specimens with a professional air.
"I"m afraid you"re right, Link, about the uffts."
"How?" asked Link.
"Harl thinks about manners all the time. He"s not practical, like you."
"I"ve never been accused of being practical before," said Link dryly.
Thana put the re-duplied knife in the materials hopper.
She added more rocks. When the chair descended she said, "What did you do with yourself before you came here, Link?"
"Oh, I went hither and yon," said Link, "and did this and that."
The chair rose and the duplier reappeared. There was again another knife. It, also, was soft iron. Thana cleared away these unsatisfactory rock samples also. She shifted the soft iron knife to the first hopper and put in more pebbles. When the duplier went down and came up again, the re-duplied knife had vanished from the materials hopper and reappeared in the third hopper where duplied products did appear. There was no crumbling among the pebbles which might be ores. She replaced them with still others and the duplication cycle began again.
"Where"s your home, Link?"
"Anywhere," said Link. He watched the duplier descend and the chair-of-state come down to cover the pit. It rose again to disclose a re-re-re-duplicated knife. This time, too, the edge was not good. She subst.i.tuted still other pebbles and sent the duplier down to do its duplying all over again.
"Where"s anywhere?" asked Thana. She looked at him intently.
He told her. As the duplier went through the process of making and re-making the knife according to the provided sample, but without the alloy material that would turn it to steel, he answered seemingly idle questions and presently was more or less sketching out the story of his life. He told her about Glaeth. He told her about his two years at the Merchant s.p.a.ce Academy on Malibu. He found himself saying, "That"s where I met Imogene."
"Your girlfriend?" asked Thana with possibly exaggerated casualness.
"No," said Link. "Oh, for a while I suppose you"d say she was. I wanted to marry her. I don"t know why. It seemed like a good idea at the time. But she asked me businesslike questions about did I have any property anywhere and what were my prospects, and so on. She said we were congenial enough, but marriage was a girl"s career and one had to know all the facts before deciding anything so important.
Very pretty girl, though," said Link.
Thana removed the a.s.sortment of stones that still again had been proved to contain no metalliferous steel-hardening alloy. She put in more. Among the ones to be tested this time there was a sample of a peach-colored rock he"d noted earlier as familiar. Link stiffened for a moment. Then he reached inside his shirt and into a pocket of his stake-belt. By feeling only, he selected a small, gritty crystal. He placed it beside the sample knife.
The dais and the chair-of-state descended. He waited for it to rise up again.
"What happened?" asked Thana. Again she was unconvincingly casual.
"Oh," said Link, "I went back to where I was lodging and counted up my a.s.sets. I"d been toying with the idea of going to Glaeth to get rich. I had enough for that and about two thousand credits over. So I bought the necessary tickets and stuff, and reserved a place on a s.p.a.ceship leaving that afternoon. Then I went to a florist."
Thana said blankly, "Why?"
"I wanted to put her on ice."
The duplier came up. An irregular lump of grayish-black rock had visibly disintegrated. It was not all gone, but a good tenth of its substance had disappeared. There were glittering scales to prove its crumbling. The peach-colored stone had dropped a fine dust, too.
"This looks promising!" said Link.
He tested the edge of the duplied knife. It was excellent, equivalent to the original. It should have been.
Tungsten steel does take a good edge, and hold it, too. He handed the knife to Thana, and fumbled in the bottom of the product hopper. There was a small, very bright crystal there. He picked it up, together with the other sample crystal from his stake-belt. Very, very calmly he put two gritty crystals into the stake-belt pocket from which he"d extracted one. Thana held the duplied but this time tungsten-steel knife. She should have been enraptured. But instead she asked, almost urgently, "Why did you go to a florist?"
"I bought two thousand credits worth of flowers," said Link. "I ordered them delivered to Imogene.
They"d fill every room in her parents" home with some left over to hang out the windows. I wrote a note with them, bidding her good-bye."
Thana stared at him with a remarkable amount of interest.
"She wanted a rich husband and I hated to disappoint her," he explained. "And also, there was a chance that I might get rich on Glaeth. So I told her in my note that my multi-millionaire father had consented for me to roam the galaxy until I could find a girl who would love me for myself alone, not knowing of his millions. And I"d found her. And she was the only woman I could ever love. It was a fairly long note,"
Link added.
"But . . . but-"
"I said I was going away for a year to see if I could live without her. If I couldn"t-even though she considered my father"s millions-I"d come back and sadly ask her to marry me though my father"s millions counted. If I could, I said, I"d spend the rest of my life exploring strange planets and brooding because the one woman I could love could not love me for myself, as I loved her. A very nice piece of romantic literature."
Thana said blankly, "Then what?"
Harl appeared for the second time in the doorway. He wad enraged. His hands were clenched. He scowled formidably.
"They wouldn"t let my fella ride through," he said in an ominous tone. "They bit his unicorn"s heels. They"d ha" pulled it down and him too! So he came back. Uffts never dared try a trick like that before! Not in this household! An" they never will again!"
"What-"
"I"m going to duply that gun you used last night, Link," said Harl ferociously, "and me and a bunch of my fellas will go out an" sting them up like you did, only plenty! When uffts say a man"s got to be hung and a householder can"t send a message, that ain"t just no manners! That"s . . . that"s-"
He stopped, at a loss for a word to express behavior more reprehensible than bad manners. Link noted that on Sord Three "manners" had come to imply all that was admirable, as in other places and other times words like "honor" and "intellectual" and "piety" and "patriotic" had become synonyms for "good."
And, as in those other cases, something was missing. But he said, "Thana and I already tried duplying it, Harl. The duplied one doesn"t work, just as duplied knives don"t hold an edge."
Harl stared at him.
"Sput! Y"sure?"
"Quite sure," said Link. "We solved the problem of the knife, but the raw material to make a duplied stun gun is rare everywhere. We haven"t got it and I wouldn"t know it if I saw it."
Harl said "Sput!" again, and began to pace up and down. After a minute and more he said bitterly; "I"m not goin" to let my Household starve! So far"s I know no man has ever killed an ufft in a hundred years. They act crazy, but they can"t hold a spear to fight with, even if they could make "em. So it"d be a disgrace to use a spear on them. But it"d be a disgrace to hang a man just because the uffts wanted him hung! And to let "em search our houses any time they felt like it, just because they can"t fight! Anyhow I"m not goin" to let my household go hungry because uffts say they"ve got to!"
He stamped his feet. He ground his teeth. He started for the doorway. Link said, "Hold it, Harl! I"ve got an idea. You don"t want to use spears on uffts."
"I got to!"
"No. And if you use the only stun gun on the planet, it"ll make them madder than ever."
"Can I help that?"
"You don"t even want them to stop trading with your Household, greenstuff for beer."
"I want," said Harl savagely, "for things to be like they was in the old days, when the old folks were polite to the uffts and the uffts to them! When humans didn"t need uffts and tools were good and knives were sharp."
"And everybody had beans for breakfast," Link finished for him. "But I"ve got an idea, Harl. Uffts like speeches." Harl scowled at him.
"They like my speeches," added Link.
Harl"s scowl did not diminish.
"I," said Link, "will go out and make a speech to them. If they won"t listen, I"ll high-tail it back. But if they do listen I"ll gather them in a splendid public meeting with a program and orations about . . . oh, work hours and fringe benefits or something like that. I"ll organize them into committees. Then I"ll adjourn them to a more convenient place."
Harl said cagily, "Then what?"
"They"ll have adjourned away from any place near your Household, and you and your forty or fifty unicorns can go guesting and come back with your food. And," said Link, "meanwhile the uffts will be talking. And talking is thirsty work. That will be an urge toward negotiations by which the uffts can get themselves some beer."
Harl continued to frown, but not as deeply. After a time he said heavily, "It might fix things for now. But things are bad, Link, an" they keep gettin" worse. This"d be only for right now."
"Ah!" said Link briskly. "Just what I was coming to! In your guesting, Harl, you will talk to your hosts about the good old days. You"ll point out how superior they were to now. You"ll propose an a.s.sembly of Householders to organize for the bringing back of the Good Old Days. That, all by itself, is a complete program for a political party of wide and popular appeal!"
"Mmmmmmh!" said Harl slowly. "It"s about time somebody started that!"
"Just so," said Link. "So if Thana will fix me up a light lunch-the uffts had no food for Thistlethwaite to eat-I"ll go out and try a little silver-tongued oratory. With all due modesty, I think I can sway a crowd.
Of uffts."
Harl"s frown was not wholly gone, yet. But he said, "I like that idea of goin" back to the good old days!"
"If you"re allowed to define them," agreed Link. "But in the meantime we"ll let the uffts talk themselves thirsty so they"ll have to bring in greenstuff to get beer to lubricate more talk."
Harl said, very heavily indeed, "We"ll try it. You got words, Link. I"ll get you a unicorn ready. That"s a good idea about the good old days."
He disappeared. Thana said, "You didn"t finish telling me about Imogene."