"Oh, she must be married to somebody else by now," Link told her. "I"d wonder if she wasn"t.
Anyhow-"
"I"ll fix you a lunch," said Thana. "I think you"re going to accomplish a lot on Sord Three, Link!"
He looked startled.
"Why?"
"You," said Thana, "look at things in such a practical way!"
She vanished, in her turn. Link spread out his hands in a gesture there was n.o.body around to see. He heard a faint, faint noise. He p.r.i.c.ked up his ears. He went to an open door and listened. A shrill ululation came from somewhere beyond the village. It was the high-pitched voices of uffts. A rhythm established itself. The uffts were chanting, "Death . . . to . . . men! Death to men! Death to men!"
Chapter 8.
An hour later, Link went streaking away from the Household, urging his unicorn to the utmost, while Harl led shouts of anger and irritation among the houses. Another rider came after Link. His mount had been carefully selected, and it had no chance at all of overtaking Link. Then came two other riders, one shortly after another, and then a knot of nearly a dozen, as if pursuit of Link had begun as fast as men could get unicorns saddled for the chase. They rushed after Link with seeming fury. But he had a faster mount, a distinctly, prearrangedly faster animal.
But it was not the most comfortable of all animals to ride. Unicorns jolted. They put down their large and tender feet with lavish and ungainly motions, the object of which seemed to be to shake their riders" livers loose. The faster they traveled, the more lavish the leg-motions and the more violent the jarring of the man riding them. The drooping fleshy appendages which dangled from their foreheads flapped and b.u.mped as they ran.
Link"s pursuers seemed to strive desperately to overtake him. They shook fists and spears at him as he increased his lead. He topped a hillside half a mile from the Household, went down its farther slope, and squealed insults from uffts" throats seemed to give the Household posse pause. When Link was out of sight the voices of invisible uffts hurled epithets at his pursuers. The chase-party slackened speed and finally halted. They seemed to confer. Uffts shouted at them."Murderers!"was a mild word."a.s.sa.s.sins!"
was more frequent."Shame! Shame! Shame!"was commonplace.
The men from the Household, as if reluctantly, turned their mounts homeward, and uffts came scuttling across the uneven ground to shout,"Cowards!"after them, and more elaborately,"Scared to fight! Yah!
Yah! Yah!"As the riders pressed their mounts, the uffts became more daring. Rotund small animals almost caught up with the retreating spear bearers, yapping at their unicorns" heels and shouting every insult an ufftish mind could conceive.
When the mounted men reentered the village, however, the uffts went racing and bounding to see what had happened to Link. The painted message on theGlamorgan"sfin had represented him as pro-ufft, while Thistlethwaite was represented as having villainous intentions toward them. And Link had made them a n.o.ble speech, presenting a problem that could be argued about indefinitely. The important thing, though, was that he had fled from the Household, with pursuers hot on his trail. If the humans of the Household disliked him enough to chase him, uffts were practically ready to make him an honorary member of their race.
He kept up his headlong flight for a full mile. Then he gradually slackened speed, as repeated glances to the rear showed no sign of his pursuers. Presently he ceased altogether to urge the unicorn he rode, and proceeded at a leisurely, b.u.mpy walk.
He became aware that uffts trotted or galloped on parallel courses to see what he would do. At first they did not show themselves, and he only caught fugitive glimpses of one or two at a time. But there were evidently some hundreds of them, staying out of sight but keeping pace with him on either side.
He reined in and waited.
Uffts" voices murmured. There were even squabblings in low tones, as if uffts behind boulders and just behind hilltops were arguing with each other over who should go out into plain view and open a conversation. The buzzing voices became almost angry. Then Link let his unicorn move very slowly to one side while voices mumbled indignantly."Who"s afraid of him?" "You are, that"s who." "That"s a lie!
You"re the scared one!" " . . . Then if you aren"t scared, go out and talk to him!" "You do it! . . . Huh! I dare you to go out and talk to him!" "But I double-dare you!" "I triple-dare you. . . . I quadruple-dare-"
Then Link"s head appeared above a hilltop, and the uffts knew that he could see a close-packed ma.s.s of them trying to insult each other into making the first contact with him.
"My friends!" said Link in a carrying voice. "I put myself in your hands! I ask political asylum from the Householders and tyrants who are your enemies no less than the enemies of every person in favor of your being favored!"
Every ufft gazed at him. Those nearest him tended to look scared. But Link waved his arms.
"On a previous occasion," he said splendidly, "I spoke to you of the galaxy-wide admiration of your intellect, and presented to you a problem the logicians and metaphysicians of other worlds have found unsolvable, though some solution must exist. At that time I did not realize that the sociological-economic conditions of your life had driven you to revolt. I was not aware that you were actually and unthinkably expected to earn the beer so necessary to the higher functions of the intellect. I did not know that you, the most brilliant race in the galaxy, were frustrated by a caste system of which you were less than the highest grade. But I began to suspect it last night, when you made a political demonstration in the Household streets. I confirmed it this morning. And when I expressed my indignation that uffts, here-uffts, my friends!-were not gladly supported by the humans who should listen to them with reverence, when I learned of the unbelievable withholding of the subservience due you-"
Link listened interestedly to himself. A man who doesn"t believe too firmly in his own importance can often overhear remarkable things if he simply starts to talk and then leans back to listen. One"s mouth, allowed to say what it pleases, sometimes astonishes its owner. Of course, it sometimes gets him into trouble, too.
Link found himself waving his arms splendidly while he pa.s.sed from mere flattery to exhortation, and from exhortation to the outlining of a plan of action. He didn"t like to disappoint anybody, and the uffts were capable of disappointment.
A part of his mind said wryly that he was making a fool of himself when all he needed was to get the uffts to move off so Harl could get away with a pack-train of unicorns and return with some unicorn-loads of groceries. But another part of his mind went on grandly, not disappointing the uffts.
"Your revolution," he told them eloquently, "has the sympathy of every lover of liberty, of license, and of uffts! I look to see the spontaneous uprising you have already made become the pattern for a planet-wide defiance! I look to see committees formed for correspondence with uffts on all this world! A committee to coordinate the publicity which will draw all uffts to your standards! I look to see committees for the organization of revolutionary units! Every talent possessed by uffts must be thrown into the struggle! Why not a committee of poets, to phrase in deathless words the aspirations of the ufftian race? My friends, I ask you! Who favors a committee of correspondence, to inform the whole planet of your intolerable grievances! Who favors it?"
There was some cheering. Nearby uffts cheered raggedly. Those farther away cheered because those nearer cheered. Those quite beyond the reach of Link"s voice cheered because there was cheering going on. But those far away ones were not following developments closely. A more-than-usually-fanatical ufft cried shrilly, "Death to all humans!"
"Splendid!" shouted Link valorously. "Now, who favors a committee to form revolutionary units for the liberation of the uffts?"
Those nearby cheered more loudly. Again, from the fringes of the gathering, there came bloodthirsty outcries.
"The ayes have it!" Link cried triumphantly. "Who"s for a propaganda organization to stimulate the patriotism and the resolution of all uffts, everywhere?"
There were more cheers.
"Who volunteers for the Ufftian Revolutionary Council, to determine the policies which are to make uffts independent of all humans and raise them to their proper, inalienable position of superiority?"
Cheers. Yells. Uproar.
"My friends!" roared Link. "It is not befitting the glorious traditions of ufftdom that the Ufftian Provisional Government meet on the edge of a human Household, spied upon by humans! Let us march to some strictly ufftian area where the ufftian world capital will presently appear! Let us plan this metropolis! Let us organize our revolt! Let us march forward, shouting the slogans of ufftian freedom! Who marches?"
There was an uproar of cheering which was distinctly heard and unfavorably reacted upon in the Household from which Link had seemingly fled a short time before.
With a grandiose gesture, Link set his unicorn in motion, headed in a distinctly general direction. There was a stirring, and presently innumerable plump animals, with pinkish skin showing through the spa.r.s.e hairiness, came trotting and galloping to be close to him. He leaned in his saddle and addressed those nearest him on the right.
"Will someone volunteer to lead the cadence of the march?" he asked. "We should have marching units, chanting the principles of this splendid revolt. Leaders, please!"
Voices clamored to be appointed. He appointed them all, with definitely non-specific wavings of his hand. He gave them a march cadence chant. They tried it as a group and almost instantly abandoned the group to lead other groupings. Link knew by intuition that anybody who wants to talk like the uffts, would want to lead others of his kind. It seemed that immediately there were half a dozen a.s.semblages of uffts gathered about voluble, self-appointed leaders, giving out a rhythmic outcry, "Brackety-ax, co-ax, co-ax! Onward, onward, uffts! Brackety-ax, co-ax, co-ax! Onward, onward, uffts!"
"That for the right wing of the Army of Liberation," he observed profoundly to those on his left. "Chant leaders? Who will lead the chants?"
Uffts by dozens vociferously demanded to be appointed. He appointed them all. He furnished them with slogans. Shortly there were bands of the pig-like creatures swarming over the countryside shrilling, "Uffts triumphant! Uffts supreme! Uffts are now a single team!"There was another,"Uffts have risen up to fight! Tremble, tremble at their might!"A simpler one was still more successful,"Uffts, uffts, on our way!
Uffts, uffts, rise and slay!"
The aboriginal population of Sord Three-the uffts-spread over an astonishing area as they scrambled up hillsides and flowed down the descending slopes. Those with satisfactory slogans to chant tended to stay more closely together, and to shout more loudly. Link"s inventiveness gave out, and he appointed a Committee for Marching Recitatives to create other slogans and to pa.s.s on words of genius devised by anybody who happened to consider himself a genius.
There was much squabbling, and some remarkably bloodthirsty marching chants were devised, but the committee throve.
With a fine disregard for practicality but a completely sound estimate of the voluble mind, Link established all committees in an admirably vague state so any ufft who wanted to belong to any committeeex officiobecame a member. He tossed off committee t.i.tles with abandon. The Committee on Logistics for the Army of Liberation. The Joint Chiefs of Staff. The Strategy Council of the Ufftian Army.
The Committee for Propaganda. The Committee on the Ufftian National Const.i.tution. The Committee of Committeemen for the Coordination of the War Effort . . .
There were hills in the distance, and Link more or less headed for them. The afternoon sun was hot. The ground was only thinly covered with vegetation. It was probably a good idea to head for an area where herbivorous creatures like the uffts could find something to eat. The hills looked green. And they might be cooler.
He set the marching pace at a comfortable strolling rate. He was leading the uffts who earlier had been besieging Harl"s household and shouting insults at its inhabitants. He was creating the diversion needed for Harl to take a pack-train to a neighbor"s Household and stock up with foodstuffs to endure a siege.
He found his role congenial. He liked novelty. He liked excitement. On occasion he enjoyed tumult. The present situation supplied all three. He was almost regretful that it wouldn"t last. He considered it certain that when the Ufftian Army of Liberation got tired of walking, it would sit down on its haunches as quadrupeds do, and rest, and get discouraged, and eventually go home. Meanwhile, though, he was a generalissimo of a strictly improvised army.
There were troops of uffts scrambling up hillsides and down again, shrilling,"Brackety-ax, co-ax, co-ax!
Uffts! Uffts! Uffts!"
The original marching slogan had been modified. Link admitted to himself that it was improved. His Committee for Marching Recitatives had, astonishingly, turned out some others. As time pa.s.sed they began to appear spontaneously in ever-forming and ever-re-forming groups of uffts. They continued to appear in new forms as the afternoon wore on. There were other signs of initiative. Uffts came galloping to his side to identify themselves as-self-appointed-commanders of the rear guard, the scouts, the Undefeatable Reserves, the Ufftian Commandos, the Rangers, the Guerillas and other military groups, and to tell him that all went well with their commands. They went away with their appointments confirmed by his acceptance of their reports. In some cases they simply went off to form the units they had just designed for themselves.
Sunset approached. The hills grew higher and steeper. The vegetation grew less spa.r.s.e. Link began to be astonished by the persistence of the uffts in what he"d thought would be not much more than an hour or so of dramatic make-believe. He began, indeed, to worry a little.
There were deep shadows on the hillsides when an ufft from the self-appointed advance-guards came galloping back from the leading part of the march. He pranced splendidly in a half-circle, came alongside Link"s unicorn, and said in a strictly military manner: "General, sir, the colonel in command of the advance-guard asks if you wish to occupy the abandoned human Household in the valley to the left, sir. He suggests that for logistic reasons it may be a suitable temporary headquarters. There"s a large spring, sir, with good water. What are your orders?"
"By all means occupy it," said Link. "We"ll at least bivouac there for the night."
But he blinked at the now-steep hillsides around him. It was almost dark. The situation began to seem less than merely amusing. The uffts really meant this revolt business! He hadn"t taken them seriously. It was not easy to do so now. They acted like children, to be sure. But children would have gotten tired of this play-acting and marching long ago. Children, indeed, would have abandoned the encirclement of Harl"s Household.
It occurred to Link that the uffts had more brains than he"d credited them with. They were desperately concerned about the stun gun with which they"d been peppered the night before. If such weapons were to be available to the humans on Sord Three, the uffts would be in a very bad fix. They couldn"t fight back. They had little hoofs instead of hands, and their brains were of no use to them because they lacked fingers and especially an opposable thumb.
Naturally, in the presence of human co-inhabitants of Sord Three, they had to lie to themselves to be able to endure their handicap. They pretended to despise humans. They were childishly bitter. They scornfully said that to have hands instead of hoofs was a shameful thing. But they knew, just the same, that the introduction of stun guns on Sord Three would make them utterly helpless as against humans. So with a naive desperation they were taking the only action they could imagine, under the only leadership they could consider qualified. It was not wise action. It could hardly be effective action. But Link felt obscurely ashamed of himself. He"d started it.
The hillsides to right and left became steeper and the valley in which the Army marched became deeper.
Link saw his following more or less as a ma.s.s for the first time. There were some thousands of the uffts.
They would have covered an acre or more in the closest possible marching order. Spread out, they were an impressive lot of creatures.
Here there was a band of a hundred or more, keeping close together and silent for the time being. There was a knot of twenty or thereabouts, chanting a slogan as they marched. He noticed that they looked weary. They also looked absurd. And they were totally unsophisticated in such practical matters as self-defense against men mounted on unicorns and carrying spears. They could be hunted down as corresponding creatures have been hunted down on ten thousand colonized worlds. The only difference between them and the wild lower animals of other planets was the uffts had brains. But brains in the absence of an opposable thumb left them ridiculous.
The swarming, now leg-weary small horde of uffts swung into a narrower valley which entered this one from the left. Far up this second valley there were human structures. Even in the gathering dusk they could be seen to be abandoned. The valley walls were almost precipitous. Rock strata of varying colors alternated in slanting streaks of stone. Link saw a stratum of extremely familiar peach-colored stone. He shrugged his shoulders.
The uffts flowed on, in small clumps and big ones, some few as individuals, many in pairs. Weariness was breaking down the undisciplined bunching of the march. They were now merely a very large number of very weary small animals, st.u.r.dily following Link"s leadership because he"d made a speech, and they couldn"t do much but make speeches themselves, and so could not estimate the uselessness of speechmaking.
Some of them began to hurry, now. There was a small stream, which dwindled to a thread down the valley up which Link now rode morosely. Near the deserted and crumbling structures it was larger. At its source it was a considerable spring. Link saw crowds of the uffts drinking thirstily, and moving away, and being replaced by others.
His own escort-he realized suddenly that some uffts had appointed themselves his personal escort and staff-moved on to the human structures. The roofs of the smaller buildings had collapsed. The Household or village must have been abandoned for many years. The largest structure would correspond with Harl"s residence. It had been the residence of the Householder of this place. Doors had fallen.
Windows gaped.
Link"s escort stopped before it.
"I suppose," said Link, "that I"d better take this over as my headquarters."
"Yes, sir," said an ufft"s voice. "You"ll give us more orders in the morning, sir? You"ve plans for the War of Liberation, sir?"
"I"ll make them," said Link. He was vexed.
He dismounted, and many small aches and pains reminded him that a unicorn is not the most comfortable of riding animals. He went into the abandoned Householder"s residence to survey it while some little light remained.
Inside was desolation. There was furniture remaining, but some of it had collapsed, and some was ready to fall of its own weight at any instant. There was a great hall, with an imposing chair of state like the one in Harl"s great room. The flooring of the great hall was stone. Link gathered bits of dry-rotted furniture and kicked them. They fell apart. He built a fire, as much to cheer himself as for warmth.
Thana had prepared a lunch for him. He hadn"t had time to consume it. It was bread and beans, but there were three plastic bottles of beer. Link ate a part of the bread-and-beans lunch. He started to drink one of the bottles of beer.
Then he looked up at the chair of state upon its dais. He shrugged, and again started to open the beer.
But again he stopped.
With the flickering fire for light, he went over to the chair of state. He searched, and found a b.u.t.ton. He pressed it. There were creaking, groaning sounds. The chair of state rose toward the ceiling. Something excessively dusty rose out of the pit beneath it. It was a duplier. Link stared at it.
"It won"t work," he told himself firmly. "It can"t! They abandoned this place because it stopped working!"
It would have been sufficient reason. If the art of alloying steel had been lost, and even the art of weaving, and if agriculture had been practically abandoned, certainly n.o.body would have remembered how a duplier worked, to repair it when it broke down.
But Link tried the device. He put a sc.r.a.p of wood in the middle bin, for a sample, and another sc.r.a.p of wood in the raw materials bin, and pressed the b.u.t.ton. The duplier sank into the pit and the chair-of-state, creaking, descended to the floor. The b.u.t.ton again. The process reversed. The duplier came back into view.
It hadn"t worked. Nothing had happened.
Link went back to his tiny fire. He brooded. He liked novelty and excitement and sometimes tumult. He had none of these things about him now. He scowled at the firelight.
Presently he took a burning brand and went back to the duplier. He looked it over. It was complex. It utilized principles that he could not even guess. But there were wires threading here and there. He blew away the dust and stared at them.
One had rusted through. At another place a contact was badly rusted. Insulation was gone from a wire, which thereby must be shorted. He shifted the wires to find out how many were broken or whose contacts were loose.
He was irritated with himself, but the reasoning was sound. If n.o.body remembered even vaguely how electrical apparatus worked-and Harl said that there used to be lectric but it existed no longer-and if n.o.body bothered to understand, maybe they didn"t know what a short-circuit would do! They might not even understand what a loose contact could do!
He used up four torches, fumbling with obvious defects which any ten-year-old boy on another planet would have observed. Eventually he went back to the b.u.t.ton. He pressed it. The duplier and after it the chair of state descended. He pressed the b.u.t.ton once more and they rose in their established sequence.
The duplier worked. A sc.r.a.p of wood in the materials hopper had almost disappeared. Another sc.r.a.p of wood-a duplicate of the one in the sample bin-had appeared.
Link went out and barked orders. Uffts came tiredly in the darkness. Link took off the embroidered shirt he wore.
"I want some greenstuff,"" he said firmly, "and I want this shirt soaked in water and brought back dripping wet."
He hunted for more furniture to build up his fire while his orders were obeyed. Presently he put his dripping shirt-uffts could hardly carry water in any other manner-with branches and weeds into the duplier. He put one of his three bottles of beer in the sample hopper. He pressed the b.u.t.ton.
Shortly he owned four bottles of beer. The plastic containers were made out of the cellulose of the greenstuff stems. The beer was made out of the organic compounds involved and the water brought in the saturated shirt.
There was, then, a very, very great stirring in the darkness about the abandoned household. Uffts excitedly foraged for greenstuff about the buildings. Weeds grew high. There were trees. Some were small, but some were of considerable size because this human Household was abandoned. Link necessarily duplied his shirt so that more water could be brought by uffts who had no other way to carry it. The chair of state ascended and descended and rose and sank down again.
When Link lay down to sleep on a very hard floor, it was late at night. The morale of the Ufftian Army of Liberation was high. Excessively high. He"d taught some uffts how to keep the duplier in operation with thirty-two bottles of beer in the sample hopper. The duplier worked steadily.
Outside, in the darkness, uffts chanted gloriously, in splendid confidence of all the future: "General Link, what do you think?
Brought his army here!