Atlantic Cla.s.sics.
by Various.
Preface
This volume, composed of essays which on their appearance in the _Atlantic_ have met with especial favor and which from their character seem to deserve a longer life than the paper covers of a magazine permit, is published out of deference to a mult.i.tude of requests. Many readers have asked that this essay or that be preserved in permanent form, while many teachers both in college and high school have written us that the usefulness of the _Atlantic_ in the cla.s.sroom would be enhanced by the appearance of an edition which, selecting from the selection already made from month to month, should const.i.tute a kind of _Atlantic Anthology_, preserving the magazine"s flavor and character and offering, as it were, a sample of what it aims to be.
To give to this collection that variety which is the spice of a magazine"s life, the editor has selected a single contribution from each of sixteen characteristic _Atlantic_ authors, making his choice from material not greatly affected by the interests of the moment. In two or three instances appears an essay which has already been published in some collection of an author"s work, and the _Atlantic_ wishes to acknowledge with thanks permission from Houghton Mifflin Company to print once again Professor Sharp"s delightful "Turtle Eggs for Aga.s.siz,"
which has been included in his volume "The Face of the Fields," and Mr.
Nicholson"s agreeable delineation of the "Provincial American"; while it gratefully adds its acknowledgment to Henry Holt and Company for the reappearance of Mr. Strunsky"s "The Street," already published in his inimitable little volume, "Belshazzar Court."
Our chief thanks, now and always, are due to the _Atlantic"s_ contributors, to whom we owe all we have or hope for. Were not our design limited, we should gladly enrich this collection with much material from our file, which is quite as worthy to represent the magazine, but which, for one reason or another, we judge less suitable for the purposes of the present volume.
THE EDITOR.
Fiddlers Errant
By Robert Haven Schauffler
I
MUSICAL adventures largely depend on your instrument. Go traveling with a ba.s.soon or clarionet packed in your trunk, and romance will pa.s.s you by. But far otherwise will events shape themselves if you set forth with a fiddle.
The moment I turned my back upon the humdrum flute and embraced the "cello, that instrument of romance, things began happening thick and fast in a hitherto uneventful life. I found that to sally forth with your "cello couchant under your arm, like a lance of the days of chivalry, was to invite adventure. You tempted Providence to make things interesting for you, up to the moment when you returned home and stood your fat, melodious friend in the corner on his one leg--like the stork, that other purveyor of joyful surprises.
One reason why the "cellist is particularly liable to meet with musical adventures is because the nature of his talent is so plainly visible.
The parcel under his arm labels him FIDDLER in larger scare-caps than Mr. Hearst ever invented for headlines. It is seen of all men. There is no concealment possible. For it would, indeed, be less practicable to hide your "cello under a bushel than to hide a bushel under your "cello.
The non-reducible obesity of this instrument is apt to bring you adventures of all sorts: wrathful sometimes, when urchins recognize it as a heaven-sent target for s...o...b..a.l.l.s; or when adults audibly quote Dean Swift"s asinine remark, "He was a fiddler and therefore a rogue."
Absurd, sometimes, as when the ticket-chopper in the subway bars your path under the misapprehension that you are carrying a double-ba.s.s; and when the small boys at the exit offer you a _Sat.u.r.day Evening Post_ in return for "a tune on that there banjo." But more often the episodes are pleasant, as when your bulky trademark enables some kindred spirit to recognize you as his predestined companion on impromptu adventures in music.
I was at first almost painfully aware of my "cello"s conspicuousness because I had abandoned for it an instrument so retiring by nature that you might carry it till death in your side pocket, yet never have it contribute an unusual episode to your career. But from the moment when I discovered the exaggerated old fiddle in the attic, slumbering in its black coffin, and wondered what it was all about, and brought it resurrection and life,--events began. I have never known exactly what was the magic inherent in the dull, guttural, discouraged protests of the strings which I experimentally plucked that day. But their songs-without-words-or-music seemed to me pregnant with promises of beauty and romance far beyond the ken of the forthright flute. So then and there I decided to embark upon the delicate and dangerous enterprise of learning another instrument.
It was indeed delicate and dangerous because it had to be prosecuted as secretly as sketching hostile fortifications. Father must not suspect. I feared that if he heard the demonic groans of a G string in pain, or the ghoulish whimperings of a manhandled A, he would mount to the attic, throw back his head, look down upon me through those lower crescents of his spectacles which always made him look a trifle unsympathetic, and p.r.o.nounce that baleful formula: "My son, come into my study!" For I knew he labored under the delusion that I already "blew in" too much time on the flute, away from the companionship of All Gaul, _enteuthen exelaunei_, and Q.E.D. As for any additional instrument, I feared that he would reduce it to a pulp at sight, and me too.
My first secret step was to secure a long strip of paper to be pasted on the finger-board under the strings. It was all pockmarked with black dots and letters, so that if the music told you to play the note G, all you had to do was to contort your neck properly and remove your left hand from the path of vision, then gaze cross-eyed and upside down at the finger-board until you discovered the particular dot labeled G. The next move was to clap your fingertip upon that dot and straighten out your neck and eyes and apply the bow. Then out would come a triumphant G,--that is, provided your fingers had not already rubbed G"s characteristically undershot lip so much as to erase away the letter"s individuality. In that case, to be sure, all your striving for G might result only in C after all.
It was fascinating work, though. And every afternoon as the hour of four, and father"s "const.i.tutional," approached, I would "get set" like a sprinter on my mark in the upper hall. The moment the front door closed definitely behind my parent I would dash for the attic and commence my cervical and ocular contortions. It was dangerous, too. For it was so hard to stop betimes that one evening father made my blood run cold by inquiring, "What were you moaning about upstairs before dinner?"
I fear that I attributed these sounds to travail in Latin scholarship, and an alleged sympathy for the struggles of the dying Gaul.
The paper finger-board was so efficacious that in a week I felt ready to taste the first fruits of toil. So I insinuated a pair of musical friends into the house one afternoon, to try an easy trio. They were a brother and sister who played violin and piano. Things went so brilliantly that we resolved on a public performance within a few days, at the South High School. Alas, if I had only taken the supposed rapidity of my progress with a grain of attic salt! But my only solicitude was over the problem how to smuggle the too conspicuous instrument to school, on the morning of the concert, without the knowledge of a vigilant father. We decided at last that any such attempt would be suicidal rashness. So I borrowed another boy"s father"s "cello, and, in default of the printed strip, I penciled under the strings notes of the whereabouts of G, C, and so forth, making G shoot out the lip with extra decision.
Our public performance was a _succes fou_,--that is, it was a _succes_ up to a certain point, and _fou_ beyond it, when one disaster followed another. My fingers played so hard as to rub out G"s lower lip. They quite obliterated A, turned E into F, and B into a fair imitation of D.
These involuntary revisions led me to introduce the very boldest modern harmonies into one of the most navely traditional strains of Cornelius Gurlitt. Now, in the practice of the art of music one never with impunity pours new harmonic wine into old bottles. The thing is simply not done.
Perhaps, though, we might have muddled through somehow, had not my violinist friend, during a rest, poked me cruelly in the ribs with his bow and remarked in a coa.r.s.e stage whisper, "Look who"s there!"
I looked, and gave a gasp. It might have pa.s.sed for an excellent rehearsal of my last gasp. In the very front row sat--father! He appeared sardonic and businesslike. The fatal formula seemed already to be trembling upon his lips. The remnants of B, C, D, and so forth suddenly blurred before my crossed eyes. With the most dismal report our old bottle of chamber music blew up, and I fled from the scene.
"My son, come into my study."
In an ague I had waited half the evening for those hated words; and with laggard step and miserable forebodings I followed across the hall. But the day was destined to end in still another surprise. When father finally faced me in that awful sanctum, he was actually smiling in the jolliest manner, and I divined that the rod was going to be spared.
"What"s all this?" he inquired. "Thought you"d surprise your old dad, eh? Come, tell me about it."
So I told him about it; and he was so sympathetic that I found courage for the great request.
"Pa," I stammered, "sometimes I think p"raps I don"t hold the bow just right. It scratches so. Please might I take just four lessons from a regular teacher so I could learn all about how to play the "cello?"
Father choked a little. But he looked jollier than ever as he replied, "Yes, my son, on condition that you promise to lay the flute entirely aside until you have learned _all_ about how to play the "cello."
I promised.
I have faithfully kept that promise.
II
Fiddlers errant are apt to rush in and occupy the centre of the stage where angels in good and regular practice fear even to tune up. One of the errant"s pet vagaries is to volunteer his services in orchestras too good for him. Not long after discovering that I would need more than four lessons to learn quite all there was to know about the "cello,--in fact, just nine months after discovering the coffin in the attic,--I "rushed in." Hearing that _The Messiah_ was to be given at Christmas, I approached the conductor and magniloquently informed him that I was a "cellist and that, seeing he was he, I would contribute my services without money and without price to the coming performance.
With a rather dubious air my terms were accepted. That same evening at rehearsal I found that the entire ba.s.s section of the orchestra consisted of three "cellos. These were presided over by an inaudible, and therefore negligible, little girl, a h.o.a.ry sage who always arrived very late and left very early, and myself. I shall never forget my sensations when the sage, at a crucial point, suddenly packed up and left me, an undeveloped musical Atlas, to bear the entire weight of the orchestra on one pair of puny shoulders. Under these conditions it was a memorable ordeal to read at sight "The Trumpet Shall Sound." The trumpet sounded, indeed. That was more than the "cello did in certain pa.s.sages!
As for the dead being raised, however, that happened according to programme.
After this high-tension episode, I pulled myself together, only to fall into a cruel and unusual pit which the treacherous Handel dug for "cellists by writing one single pa.s.sage in that unfamiliar alto clef which looks so much like the usual tenor clef that before the least suspicion of impending disaster dawns, you are down in the pit, hopelessly floundering.
I emerged from this rehearsal barely alive; but I had really enjoyed myself so much more than I had suffered, or made others suffer, that my initial impulse to rush at sight into strange orchestras now became stereotyped into a habit. Since then what delightful evenings I have spent in the old Cafe Martin and in the old Cafe Boulevarde where my "cellist friends in the orchestras were ever ready to resign their instruments into my hands for a course or two, and the leader always let me pick out the music!
But one afternoon in upper Broadway I met with the sort of adventure that figures in the fondest dreams of fiddlers errant. I had strolled into the nearest hotel to use the telephone. As I pa.s.sed through the restaurant, my attention was caught by a vaguely familiar strain from the musicians" gallery. Surely this was unusual spiritual provender to offer a crowd of typical New York diners! More and more absorbed in trying to recognize the music, I sank into an armchair in the lobby, the telephone quite forgotten. The instruments were working themselves up to some magnificent climax, and working me up at the same time. It began to sound more and more like the greatest of all music,--the musician"s very holiest of holies. Surely I must be dreaming! My fingers crooked themselves for a pinch. But just then the unseen instruments swung back into the opening theme of the Brahms piano quartette in A major.
Merciful heavens! A Brahms quartette in Broadway? Pan in Wall Street?
Silence. With three jumps I was up in the little gallery, wringing the hands of those performers and calling down blessings upon their quixotism as musical missionaries. "Missionaries?" echoed the leader in amus.e.m.e.nt. "Ah, no. We could never hope to convert those down there." He waved a scornful hand at the consumers of lobster below. "Now and then we play Brahms just in order that we may save our own souls." The "cellist rose, saluted, and extended his bow in my direction, like some proud commander surrendering his sword. "Will it please you," he inquired, "to play the next movement?" It pleased me.
III
Fiddlers errant find that traveling with a "cello is almost as good--and almost as bad--as traveling with a child. It helps you, for example, in cultivating friendly relations with fellow pa.s.sengers. Suppose there is a broken wheel, or the engineer is waiting for Number 26 to pa.s.s, or you are stalled for three days in a blizzard,--what more jolly than to undress your "cello and play each of those present the tune he would most like to hear, and lead the congregational singing of "Dixie,"
"Tipperary," "Drink to me only," and "Home, Sweet Home"? A fiddle may even make tenable one of those railway junctions which Stevenson cursed as the nadir of intrinsic uninterestingness, and which Mr. Clayton Hamilton praised with such _brio_.
But this is only the bright side. In some ways traveling with a "cello is as uncomfortable as traveling, not only with a baby, but with a donkey. Unless indeed you have an instrument with a convenient hinged door in the back so that you may pack it full of pyjamas, collars, brushes, MSS, and so forth, thus dispensing with a bag; or unless you can calk up its _f_ holes and use the instrument as a canoe on occasion, a "cello is about as inconvenient a traveling companion as the corpse in R.L.S."s tale, which would insist on getting into the wrong box.
Some idea of the awkwardness of taking the "cello along in a sleeping car may be gathered from its nicknames. It is called the "bull-fiddle."
It is called the "dog-house." But, unlike either bulls or kennels, it cannot safely be forwarded by freight or express. The formula for Pullman travel with a "cello is as follows: First ascertain whether the conductor will let you aboard with the instrument. If not, try the next train. When successful, fee the porter heavily at sight, thus softening his heart so that he will a.s.sign the only spare upper birth to your baby. And warn him in impressive tones that the instrument is priceless, and on no account to touch it. You need not fear thieves. Sooner than steal a "cello, the light-fingered would b.u.t.ton his coat over a baby white elephant and let it tusk his vitals.