"Oh, I never thought anything of the trouble, sir," replied Mrs.
Bardell; "and, of course, I should take more trouble to please you then, than ever; but it is so kind of you, Mr. Pickwick, to have so much consideration for my loneliness."
"Ah, to be sure," said Mr. Pickwick; "I never thought of that. When I am in town, you"ll always have somebody to sit with you. To be sure, so you will."
"I"m sure I ought to be a very happy woman," said Mrs. Bardell.
"And your little boy--" said Mr. Pickwick.
"Bless his heart," interposed Mrs. Bardell, with a maternal sob.
"He, too, will have a companion," resumed Mr. Pickwick, "a lively one, who"ll teach him, I"ll be bound, more tricks in a week than he would ever learn in a year." And Mr. Pickwick smiled placidly.
"Oh, you dear--" said Mrs. Bardell.
Mr. Pickwick started.
"Oh, you kind, good, playful dear," said Mrs. Bardell; and without more ado, she rose from her chair, and flung her arms round Mr.
Pickwick"s neck, with a cataract of tears, and a chorus of sobs.
"Bless my soul," cried the astonished Mr. Pickwick;--"Mrs. Bardell, my good woman--dear me, what a situation--pray--consider, Mrs.
Bardell, if anybody should come."
"O, let them come," exclaimed Mrs. Bardell, frantically.
"I"ll never leave you, dear, kind, good soul." And with these words Mrs. Bardell clung the tighter.
Every utterance of the little Judge is in character, from his first directions "go on." His suspicious question, "what were you doing in the back room, ma"am?"--and on Serjeant Buzfuz"s sudden pause for breath, when "the _silence_ awoke Mr. Justice Stareleigh, who immediately wrote down something, with a pen without any ink in it, and looked unusually profound, to impress his jury with the belief that he always thought most deeply with his eyes shut." Also when at the "on the jar" incident--he "looked doubtful, but said he"d make a note of it." So when Sam made one of his free and easy speeches, the Judge looked sternly at Sam for fully two minutes, but Sam"s features were so perfectly calm that he said nothing. When Sam, too, made his witty _reposte_ to Buzfuz as to his "wision being limited," we are told that there was a great laugh--that even "the little Judge smiled:" a good touch, for he enjoyed, like other judges, seeing his learned brother get a fall--"tis human nature.
It must be said the impression of a listener, who had heard all this could have been anything but favourable to Mr. Pickwick. No doubt there was his paternally benevolent character to correct it: but even this might go against him as it would suggest a sort of hypocrisy. Even the firmest friends, in their surprise, do not pause to debate or reason; they are astonished and wonder exceedingly.
WINKLE"S EVIDENCE.
Skimpin may have been intended for Wilkin, a later Serjeant and well-known in the "fifties, and whose style and manner is reproduced. We could not ask a better junior in a "touch and go" case. He was as ready to take advantage of any opening as was the late Lord Bowen, when he was junior in the Tichborne case.
[Picture: Mr. Skimpin]
On entering the Box, Mr. Winkle "bowed to the Judge," with considerable deference, a politeness quite thrown away. "Don"t look at me sir," said the Judge sharply, "look at the Jury." This was ungracious, but judges generally don"t relish any advances from witnesses or others.
When poor Winkle was accused by the Judge of giving his name as Daniel, he was told that "he had better be careful:" on which the ready Skimpin: "Now, Mr. Winkle attend to me if you please: and let me recommend you, for your own sake, to bear in mind his lordship"s injunction to be careful." Thus by the agency of Judge and counsel witness was discredited at starting and of course flurried.
"I believe you are a particular friend of Pickwick, the defendant, are you not?
Winkle, eager to retrieve himself by being "careful" began--
"I have known Mr. Pickwick now as well as I recollect at this moment, nearly--"
"Pray, Mr. Winkle, don"t evade the question. Are you, or are you not a particular friend of the defendant?"
"I was just about to say that--"
"Will you, or will you not answer my question, sir?"
"If you don"t you"ll be committed, sir," interposed the little Judge.
"Come, sir," said Mr. Skimpin, "_yes or no_, _if you please_."
"Yes, I am," replied Mr. Winkle.
"_Yes_, _you are_. _And why couldn"t you say that at once_, _sir_?"
I think there is no more happy touch of legal satire in the books than that about "What the soldier said." It is perfect, so complete, that it is always understood by unprofessional readers. The lawyer feels at once that it is as true as it is happy.
"Little to do and plenty to get," said Serjeant Buzfuz to Sam.
"O, quite enough to get, sir, as the soldier said ven they ordered him three hundred and fifty lashes."
"_You must not tell us what the soldier or any other man said_, _sir_; _it"s not evidence_," interposed the Judge.
Who will forget the roar that always greeted this sally when Boz read it, or the low and slow solemnity which he imparted to the Judge"s dictum.
As an ill.u.s.tration it is simply admirable.
Boz himself would have been pleased to find himself quoted in two impressive legal tomes of some 1800 pages. The great and laborious John Pitt Taylor could not have been wholly a legal dry-as-dust: for the man who could have gravely entered Bardell _v._ Pickwick in his notes and have quoted a pa.s.sage must have had a share of humour.
Most people know that it is a strict principle that "hearsay evidence" of an utterance will not be accepted in lieu of that of the person to whom the remark was made. Neither can we think it out of probability that such an objection may have been made by some over punctilious judge wishing to restrain Sam"s exuberance. A Scotch judge once quoted in court a pa.s.sage from _The Antiquary_ in which he said the true view of an intricate point was given; but then Scott was a lawyer.
It is requisite, says Mr. John Pitt Taylor (p. 500) speaking of "hearsay evidence" that whatever facts a witness speaks, he should be confined to those lying within his own knowledge. For every witness should give his testimony on oath, and should be subject to cross examination. But testimony from the relation of third persons cannot be subject to these tests. This rule of exclusion has been recognised as a fundamental principle of the law of evidence ever since the time of Charles II. To this he adds a note, with all due gravity: "The rule excluding heresay evidence, or rather the mode in which that rule is frequently misunderstood in Courts of Justice, is amusingly caricatured by Mr.
d.i.c.kens _in his report_ of the case of Bardell _v._ Pickwick, p. 367."
Bardell _v._ Pickwick! He thus puts it with the many thousand or tens of thousand cases quoted, and he has even found a place for it in his index of places. He then goes on to quote the pa.s.sage, just as he would quote from Barnwall and Adolphus.
How sagacious--full of legal point--is Boz"s comment on Winkle"s incoherent evidence. Phunky asked him whether he had any reason to suppose that Pickwick was about to be married. ""Oh no; certainly not,"
replied Mr. Winkle with so much eagerness, that Mr. Phunky ought to have got him out of the box with all possible dispatch. Lawyers hold out that there are two kinds of particularly bad witnesses: a reluctant witness, and a too willing witness;" and most true it is. Both commit themselves in each case, but in different ways. The matter of the former, and the manner of the latter do the mischief. The ideal witness affects indifference, and is as impartial as the record of a phonograph. It is wonderful where Boz learned all this. No doubt from his friend Talfourd, K.C., who carefully revised "The Trial."
Skimpin"s interpretation of Mr. Pickwick"s consolatory phrase, which he evidently devised on the spur of the moment, shows him to be a very ready, smart fellow.
"Now, Mr. Winkle, I have only one more question to ask you, and I beg you to bear in mind his Lordship"s caution. Will you undertake to swear that Pickwick, the Defendant, did not say on the occasion in question--"My dear Mrs. Bardell, you"re a good creature; compose yourself to this situation, for to this situation you must come," or words to that effect?"
"I--I didn"t understand him so, certainly," said Mr. Winkle, astounded at this ingenious dove-tailing of the few words he had heard. "I was on the staircase, and couldn"t hear distinctly; the impression on my mind is--"
"The gentlemen of the jury want none of the impressions on your mind, Mr. Winkle, which I fear would be of little service to honest, straightforward men," interposed Mr. Skimpin. "You were on the staircase, and didn"t distinctly hear; but you will swear that Pickwick _did not make use_ of the expressions I have quoted? Do I understand that?"
"No, I will not," replied Mr. Winkle; and down sat Mr. Skimpin, with a triumphant countenance.
This "Will you swear he did _not_," etc., is a device familiar to cross examiners, and is used when the witness cannot be got to accept the words or admit that they were used. It of course means little or nothing: but its effect on the jury is that they come to fancy that the words _may_ have been used, and that the witness is not very clear as to his recollection.