Captain Bra.s.sbound: are there any charwomen in the Atlas Mountains?

BRa.s.sBOUND. There are people here who will work if you pay them, as there are elsewhere.

LADY CICELY. This castle is very romantic, Captain; but it hasn"t had a spring cleaning since the Prophet lived in it. There"s only one room I can put that wounded man into. It"s the only one that has a bed in it: the second room on the right out of that pa.s.sage.

BRa.s.sBOUND (haughtily). That is my room, madam.

LADY CICELY (relieved). Oh, that"s all right. It would have been so awkward if I had had to ask one of your men to turn out. You won"t mind, I know. (All the men stare at her. Even Drinkwater forgets his sorrows in his stupefaction.)

BRa.s.sBOUND. Pray, madam, have you made any arrangements for my accommodation?

LADY CICELY (rea.s.suringly). Yes: you can have my room instead wherever it may be: I"m sure you chose me a nice one. I must be near my patient; and I don"t mind roughing it. Now I must have Marzo moved very carefully. Where is that truly gentlemanly Mr. Johnson?--oh, there you are, Mr. Johnson. (She runs to Johnson, past Bra.s.sbound, who has to step back hastily out of her way with every expression frozen out of his face except one of extreme and indignant dumbfoundedness). Will you ask your strong friend to help you with Marzo: strong people are always so gentle.

JOHNSON. Let me introdooce Mr. Redbrook. Your ladyship may know his father, the very Rev. Dean Redbrook. (He goes to Marzo.)

REDBROOK. Happy to oblige you, Lady Cicely.

LADY CICELY (shaking hands). Howdyedo? Of course I knew your father--Dunham, wasn"t it? Were you ever called--

REDBROOK. The kid? Yes.

LADY CICELY. But why--

REDBROOK (antic.i.p.ating the rest of the question). Cards and drink, Lady Sis. (He follows Johnson to the patient. Lady Cicely goes too.) Now, Count Marzo. (Marzo groans as Johnson and Redbrook raise him.)

LADY CICELY. Now they"re NOT hurting you, Marzo. They couldn"t be more gentle.

MARZO. Drink.

LADY CICELY. I"ll get you some water myself. Your friend Mr. Drinkwater was too overcome--take care of the corner--that"s it--the second door on the right. (She goes out with Marzo and his bearers through the little door.)

BRa.s.sBOUND (still staring). Well, I AM d.a.m.ned--!

DRINKWATER (getting up). Weoll, blimey!

BRa.s.sBOUND (turning irritably on him). What did you say?

DRINKWATER. Weoll, wot did yer sy yrseolf, kepn? Fust tawm aw yever see y" afride of ennybody. (The others laugh.)

BRa.s.sBOUND. Afraid!

DRINKWATER (maliciously). She"s took y" bed from hander yr for a bloomin penny hawcemen. If y" ynt afride, let"s eah yer speak ap to er wen she cams bawck agin.

BRa.s.sBOUND (to Sir Howard). I wish you to understand, Sir Howard, that in this castle, it is I who give orders, and no one else. Will you be good enough to let Lady Cicely Waynflete know that.

SIR HOWARD (sitting up on the divan and pulling himself together). You will have ample opportunity for speaking to Lady Cicely yourself when she returns. (Drinkwater chuckles: and the rest grin.)

BRa.s.sBOUND. My manners are rough, Sir Howard. I have no wish to frighten the lady.

SIR HOWARD. Captain Bra.s.sbound: if you can frighten Lady Cicely, you will confer a great obligation on her family. If she had any sense of danger, perhaps she would keep out of it.

BRa.s.sBOUND. Well, sir, if she were ten Lady Cicelys, she must consult me while she is here.

DRINKWATER. Thet"s rawt, kepn. Let"s eah you steblish yr hawthority.

(Bra.s.sbound turns impatiently on him: He retreats remonstrating) Nah, nah, nah!

SIR HOWARD. If you feel at all nervous, Captain Bra.s.sbound, I will mention the matter with pleasure.

BRa.s.sBOUND. Nervous, sir! no. Nervousness is not in my line. You will find me perfectly capable of saying what I want to say--with considerable emphasis, if necessary. (Sir Howard a.s.sents with a polite but incredulous nod.)

DRINKWATER. Eah, eah!

Lady Cicely returns with Johnson and Redbrook. She carries a jar.

LADY CICELY (stopping between the door and the arch). Now for the water.

Where is it?

REDBROOK. There"s a well in the courtyard. I"ll come and work the bucket.

LADY CICELY. So good of you, Mr. Redbrook. (She makes for the horseshoe arch, followed by Redbrook.)

DRINKWATER. Nah, Kepn Bra.s.sbound: you got sathink to sy to the lidy, ynt yr?

LADY CICELY (stopping). I"ll come back to hear it presently, Captain.

And oh, while I remember it (coming forward between Bra.s.sbound and Drinkwater), do please tell me Captain, if I interfere with your arrangements in any way. It I disturb you the least bit in the world, stop me at once. You have all the responsibility; and your comfort and your authority must be the first thing. You"ll tell me, won"t you?

BRa.s.sBOUND (awkwardly, quite beaten). Pray do as you please, madam.

LADY CICELY. Thank you. That"s so like you, Captain. Thank you. Now, Mr.

Redbrook! Show me the way to the well. (She follows Redbrook out through the arch.)

DRINKWATER. Yah! Yah! Shime! Beat baw a woman!

JOHNSON (coming forward on Bra.s.sbound"s right). What"s wrong now?

DRINKWATER (with an air of disappointment and disillusion). Down"t awsk me, Miste Jornsn. The kepn"s naow clawss arter all.

BRa.s.sBOUND (a little shamefacedly). What has she been fixing up in there, Johnson?

JOHNSON. Well: Marzo"s in your bed. Lady wants to make a kitchen of the Sheikh"s audience chamber, and to put me and the Kid handy in his bedroom in case Marzo gets erysipelas and breaks out violent. From what I can make out, she means to make herself matron of this inst.i.tution. I spose it"s all right, isn"t it?

DRINKWATER. Yuss, an horder huz abaht as if we was keb tahts! An the kepn afride to talk bawck at er!

Lady Cicely returns with Redbrook. She carries the jar full of water.

LADY CICELY (putting down the jar, and coming between Bra.s.sbound and Drinkwater as before). And now, Captain, before I go to poor Marzo, what have you to say to me?

BRa.s.sBOUND. I! Nothing.

© 2024 www.topnovel.cc