Chapter 87: Toilet duel!
After a magic lesson, Wu Ling Feng was nervous all over. Why? Because the girls looked at him differently, well, Horia did just say that his children"s prospects were high.
It seems that like the previous incarnation of * * anime " magic of love", the hero has the world"s most advanced lineage and is pursued by a group of beautiful beauties ...
[** in Raws]
Now, Wu Ling Feng has experienced this kind of feeling, That kind of vision, is going to eat him, literally.
So in the middle of the course, Wu Lingfeng used the great dun technique, urine dun, which had been successfullly used countless times in previous lives. ! !
" uh, Excuse me? ..." Wu Ling Feng raised his hand and interrupted Horira"s lecture.
Horira looked at Wu Lingfeng and said, " Well, in cla.s.s, students have to call me teacher, okay?"
Wu Ling Feng nodded, raised his hand and said, " Teacher, is there any place for convenience* ?"
" Convenience?" Jolla said doubtfully, " What do you mean?"
Wu Lingfeng said: " It"s just to hush ..."
" What hush, don"t rock the boat, we"ll continue the cla.s.s ..." Horira still don"t quite understand Wu Lingfeng.
F*ck? Wu Ling Feng became angry and said, " I"m going to pee..."
Horira immediately understood, spat, pointed to one side of the stairs and said: " upstairs, hurry up and settle down ..."
Wu Ling Feng quickly started his plan to skip cla.s.ses. He went upstairs and found that there were still several floors in the tower body. It was not directly one tower body and one floor. Sure enough, there were so-called toilets on the second floor, but soon he was confused. He could not understand the foreign language. Which one was male and which one was female? b.a.s.t.a.r.d, how come there is no sign in the lavatory across worlds? Well, he is speechless and can"t guess. However, there is no one at present anyway. Going to one casually, squat down for a while, and come out again after cla.s.s ...
[I smell cliché...]
……
Just after Wu Lingfeng left, the red-eyed elf girl felt some pain in her belly and raised her hand and said, " Teacher, I also want that... what ..."
Horira wondered why she had a bad stomach today. She also had breakfast. Well, the college"s diet should be very strict. There will be no problem. The ingredients are the best. How can she?
" All right, go and get back quickly ..." Horira said.
Belo nodded, trotted up to the second floor and rushed into the so-called toilet in the other world. In fact, she did not have a bad belly, but it"s the thing that girls always come to every month. There is no way out.
[to those who are oblivious, she"s on her period... Menstrual cycle]
Belo went directly into a small compartment, took off her pants and underwear, took out a piece of blood-stained gauze, and then began to squat down there silently bearing the arrival of the pain, whoops, why are there so many days, so painful ...
Wu Ling Feng lifted his pants and walked out of the cubicle after he had finished his pee. He can"t squat down all the time. Otherwise he will have cramps in his legs. He needs to go around. Anyway, the Horira won"t come up to check his condition.
" Shh ..."
In a good mood, Wu Ling Feng whistled and headed for the outside, but when he pa.s.sed a sound insulation, suddenly he found a little girl squatting there in pain with her little a.s.s bare, looking at a b.l.o.o.d.y gauze in her hand ...
[told you I smelled cliché]
All right, Wu Ling Feng can now confirm that he now knows two different words in this foreign language, one is male and the other is female. Why, in real education, what does the little girl"s pee show here? This shows that this is the girls" toilet, and the men"s toilets are next door ...
" You! ! ! ！”
Belo was glazed over for an instant, and she couldn"t help shouting angrily at Wu Ling Feng ...
Wu Ling Feng can"t be washed by jumping into the Yellow River now. Illiteracy, illiteracy, this is the price of illiteracy, although this price is somewhat romantic ...
[isn"t it?]
Belo began to chant magic directly: " the sword of the holy light, carry the light, is always bright, the revelation of the crimson crystal, perish the dark, spell out the imprisonment of dark, Cut Through - The sword of the holy light crystal! ！”
Wu Ling Feng obviously didn"t expect Belo to attack directly. Well, he was really wrong, but illiteracy didn"t darken his fault. And who would"ve known that after he had gone to the toilet, Belo would follow, everything ... It was just a coincidence, wasn"t it?
A crystal sword reflecting like the crimson crystal attacked Wu Ling Feng. The surrounding air was somewhat stagnant. The hot breath caused the temperature of the whole toilet to rise.
" b.a.s.t.a.r.d! ！”
" {Backstep} ! ！”
Wu Lingfeng didn"t pay attention at this time. All he thought is does he have the strength to fight back, although started to jump back, but his arm was still scratched on a little skin, a hot feeling came from the arm, as if he was about to lose consciousness any moment ...
" boom! ! ！”
The crystal sword grazed Wu Lingfeng"s body and knocked the toilet floor and made a big pit. His whole body slipped deeply into the ground. But strangely, the cracked pit slowly recovered, as if it were alive. It was gradually restored to its original state. It must be a power of the super artifact. Seven magic towers are super artifacts themselves.
Wu Lingfeng, clutching his arm, motioned with his hand to Belo and said, " Don"t be impulsive. I didn"t mean to, and I came first. Calm down ..."
" Go to h.e.l.l ..."
In Belo"s hand directly appeared a green bow and arrow, an energy arrow condensed in her hand, on the bow, and shot Wu Ling Feng ...
" Su ..."
The Energy arrow quickly arrived at Wu Ling Feng and was about to impact, directly on his head ...
" Since you are not willing to have a good talk, then don"t blame me, I"m just doing self defense here ..."
" {Wind Strike} ! ！”
Wu Ling Feng was also helpless, so he had to resist the attack of Belo. A magic whirlwind dispelled Belo"s energy arrow.
[please note that Belo is actually Bei Lou but I just used Belo because her sister is Bertha which is an English name so I had to convert Bei Lou to the most literal way to English as such Belo]
Belo snorted coldly, and began casting again, and the bow and arrow in his hand turned into a green vine to Wu Ling Feng ...
" The light of the holy light, the language of the dusk, the wind of fog, the rustling wind, the origin of rhythm, at the beginning of heaven and earth, imprison - eight spears of light bound! ！”
The little green snake was very annoying. Wu Ling Feng couldn"t help jumping back and forth to escape, but then eight white spears of light shot at him, coming from eight directions, as if to send his way to death.
" {Teleport} ! ！”
As a last resort, Wu Ling Feng had to start the teleport, but the direction ...
Wu Lingfeng teleported in the direction of Belo, he originally wanted to subdue her by doing so, but ...
But Wu Ling Feng pushed Belo directly. Belo"s charming body was also exposed to Wu Ling Feng"s body. The pure forbidden area for the young girls was directly exposed to Wu Ling Feng. Well, Wu Ling Feng really didn"t mean it. He didn"t want to push Bei Lu down. He just wanted to subdue her. He didn"t expect to create more misunderstanding and saw part of Belo"s ident.i.ty out ...
" I apologize, I"m just avoiding your attack, I really didn"t want to do this, you listen to me ..." It is also Wu Ling Feng"s first time to see a girl"s body, so can"t help but blush ...
" s.e.x maniac, pervert, I"m going to kill you, I"ll kill you ..." Belo immediately went crazy, no matter what, she opened her mouth and grabbed Wu Lingfeng hands, then silver fangs mercilessly bit down on it ...
" Ow ..."
Wu Ling Feng let out a hoa.r.s.e roar in pain. b.a.s.t.a.r.d, are you a dog. You, b.a.s.t.a.r.d, Wu Ling Feng forced his hand out. Two rows of small teeth were clearly engraved on it. A little blood oozed out from the inside. d.a.m.n, he was injured from a bite ...
" Ah ..." Belo has to open her mouth and bite. She is already crazy. She must give this color blank a good look. d.a.m.n, the pure body of somebody else has been exposed. What a shame ...
As a younger sister, Belo is not as open-minded as her sister. If it is Bertha, maybe, alas, she may really become another girlfriend of Wu Ling Feng. But Belo, the iceberg of Ya"s is small and beautiful. Even if her blood is good or not, she doesn"t care. After being seen by Wu Ling Feng, and was forced and pushed to the ground. She must kill him.