Golden Assistant

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Translator: Polarbearadise

A month ago, his hair was disheveled, he was sitting wearily at home, feeling dispirited.

Everyday sitting in the office like a good-for-nothing piece of log and suffering from the scolding spitting at him by the leader. Now he is next to the male G.o.d, pushing the car together with him, even though everyday he still get scolds, but the happiness is incomparable.

‘I love this job’ Xiao Yi thought

“Thank you, brother Zhou.” Xiao Yi said, then turned around, exerting all his strength to push the car. Anger is clearly visible on Luzhou’s face, he also used all his strength to push the car, with the combined power of two people they manage to remove the car from a ditch filled with mud.

“Stop, stop,stop!” Luzhou was overwhelmed with shock, “Pushing the car anymore, it will roll down the mountain!”

The two was exhausted and struggle to drive from the hillside to the parking lot at the foot of a hill. Luzhou went to take a bath while Xiao Yi still wearing his clothes that stink with the smell of sweat mixed with rain and went to cook, after finished preparing he then retrieve to his room and take a bath.

The crews arrived back at the hotel.

Xiao Yi’s hair was dripping wet and still hasn’t been wiped dry. Wearing a pair of slipper, his hand lightly flushed from the cold, he grab a steel tray and lined up in the canteen. Earlier when pushing the car with Luzhou, he unexpectedly realized something, the feeling of happiness for his current job make him br.i.m.m.i.n.g with vitality.

He began  to understand why his previous job couldn’t move forward, because he feel that the prospect of future is slim and vague……Not only he didn’t have the pa.s.sion or love his job, even if he love his job it is still far from enough.

“Xiao Yi, everyday you look so happy.” The stylist’s a.s.sistant tease him, “You’re really hardworking.”

“Ah!” Xiao Yi laughed, “You flattering me.”

“His character is very good.” Ning Yaqing’s activities a.s.sistant, an older sister, she said: “Because of Luzhou, you always busy hurrying forward and backward, this is your first time and you already understand how to take initiative like that, it really been hard on you.”

“Everyone is the same.” Xiao Yi said, “It has been hard for everyone, but it also fun.”

Xiao Yi receive his meal portion then sit near the doorway and eat.

After finish eating, he washed his tray then clean up Luzhou’s left over foods.

Luzhou was lying in his bed, Xiao Yi said: “Do you want to use the phone? I already told Xiao Lin to bought you a new one and immediately send it over.”

(T/N: Xiao Lin is one of the a.s.sistant name)

“Tell him not to come,” Luzhou said, “Talk about it later when we go back, these days I’m not in the mood to contact the outside world.”

Xiao Yi let out a sound of approval, he then took out the Ipad, Luzhou suddenly said: “Is my acting in the romantic scene that bad?”

Xiao Yi: “……”

Xiao Yi thought ‘Why do you still care about this?’ However, since Luzhou said that, Xiao Yi quickly use the Ipad to search for several previous MV clips he edited before for Luzhou to view.”

Xiao Yi said: “Brother Zhou, I previously was an editor for this music cli
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Luzhou glance at the Ipad indifferently. Xiao Yi clicked on an MV that portray love, all of the scene involved a male and female kissing, while the background music played Summer Love by Enya, Xiao Yi said: “Look at this, take this scene as an example, it is very cla.s.sic, the love between human and ghost still hasn’t ended.”

“They only pay attention to one another, the male and female is very intoxicated.” Xiao Yi said

Luzhou somehow looked at the MV, but also at Xiao Yi, he said: “Isn’t Zhang Xiran and I also act like that? What’s the difference?”

“Ah……” Xiao Yi said: “One thing is different, I feel like when you facing her, you’re a little nervous.”

Xiao Yi picked another one, ‘Love of Siam’, the scene of two teenage boys kissing is also a cla.s.sic, Luzhou suddenly realized something.

Luzhou said: “I don’t like looking face to face with my enemy.”

“Haiz!” Xiao Yi laughed: “Yes, a little.”

Luzhou entwined all of his 10 fingers together, he is wearing a bathrobe and a pair of slipper, sitting on the couch, lost in thought. Xiao Yi turn on the dehumidifier, after a moment Luzhou got up and pace around the room, Xiao Yi said: “Actually I feel like there is many ways to express love, some people like being pressed against the door, some like hearing flirtatious words next to their ear……There’s also another way……”

Xiao Yi grabbed the collar of Luzhou’s bathrobe, use him as a demonstration in bed, he lower his head close to Luzhou than got up and shyly said: “My girlfriend liked that. This kind of method……is very urgent, looking at each other face to face, ah, everything will be forgotten, the world inside their eyes is really beautiful……”

Luzhou: “……”

Xiao Yi: “……”

Luzhou rose up, one hand wrapped about Xiao Yi’s waist, pushed him down on the table, staring attentively into his eyes, he raises his eyebrow and said: “Like this?”

Luzhou suddenly lean against Xiao Yi making his heart jump, the way Luzhou looked at him was completely different, but the emotion showing in his eyes even men will fall into their enemy hands. He immediately pushed Luzhou away and said: “No……No not like that, but your expression is similar.”

Luzhou thought for a moment and said: “Your work is done.”

Earlier when Luzhou press against him, his heart racing crazily, he was moved. Xiao Yi thought Luzhou really is an idol of the entire population of both male and female, he is very hard to resist. Being pressed down by him, there’s nothing to ‘that’, Xiao Yi just instinctively feel he is being controlled and would happily submit.

This feelings may be because he worship the male G.o.d, nothing to do with ‘that’. Just outright admiration.

“I’ll…… go to sleep now” Xiao Yi said: “Tomorrow we will wake up early right?

Luzhou said: “Wait, come here.”

Xiao Yi: “??????”

Luzhou: “Sit.”

Xiao Yi followed his order, Luzhou then pulled a chair and sat in front of him, hold his hand and said: “I want to try, don’t be nervous.”

Xiao Yi: “!!!”

Xiao Yi: “No, no male G.o.d, although I admired you brother……brother Zhou, my love for you won’t fade even if I died, but this isn’t really suitable……”

“What are you talking about!” Luzhou said: “Don’t tell me I have to fall in love first to act?! I, when acting even monkey and dog, I had held before, the one that being take advantage is me, I was being taken advantages of all right!”

Xiao Yi was motionless, Luzhou said: “Show some reaction, imagine yourself is the female lead.”

Xiao Yi: “Yes……yes.”

Luzhou seems deeply in love with him, he gaze attentively into Xiao Yi’s eyes, wrapping his big hand around his, caressing it with his finger, Xiao Yi got gooseb.u.mps all over his body.

“Pay attention.” Luzhou said: “Don’t think I don’t know what you are thinking about.”

*Puff*……Xiao Yi couldn’t hold back his laughter, looking at Luzhou bored face and said: “Didn’t you laughed while acting?”

(T/N: Xiao Yi refer to when Luzhou laughed while acting a scene with Ning Yaqing)

Luzhou said: “Only useless people laugh while acting, laughing everyday, believe they are cute, cute my a**! Everyone in the crew worked hard the whole day, a laugh will ruined everything, they hated anyone who laugh while acting, if you like laughing that much, why don’t you go eat some Xiao Yao San! Be serious!”

(T/N: Xiao Yao San – It a poison called Three-death laugh powder, the ingredients is snakes, scorpions, poisonous toads, centipedes and poisonous spider. When taken your body won’t feel any discomfort but peculiar laughter will appear. When laughed three-times it will become immediately fatal. )

‘Really?’ Xiao Yi thought. Everyone actually hated actors who often laughed, indeed actors could think that they are funny,  but once NG, the whole scene have to be repeated and the staff definitely doesn’t think it’s funny.

Luzhou took a deep breath, Xiao Yi realized he is serious, he then adjust his mentality and imagining he is Luzhou’s lover.

Although this is very strange, but toward Luzhou, Xiao Yi have a little bit of admiration, it was easy to subst.i.tute it with love.

Luzhou was silence, lowering his eyes, looking  at the back of Xiao Yi’s hand then tightly grab ahold of it.  

“For life or for death, I’ll hold your hand, and age with you, Shulu Ping……” Luzhou’s voice was magnetic, he than looked up at Xiao Yi’s eyes. Xiao Yi hold the back of Luzhou’s fingers, Luzhou moved closer to him, their breathing then intertwine.

Xiao Yi: “……”

The gentle eyes that could mesmerize people only appear from distinctive man like Luzhou, it forced Xiao Yi’s breathing to stopped. He stared into Luzhou’s eyes, the occurrence followed after that thrown Xiao Yi into chaos.

They were holding each other’s hands, breathe intertwined, Xiao Yi become ‘hard’……

Xiao Yi whole face flushed red. His reaction wasn’t that bad, but somehow Luzhou was influenced by it and also flushed, he then immediately release Xiao Yi’s hand.

Luzhou: “You……”

Xiao Yi was embarra.s.sed to death, he said: “I’ll will go back to my room.” Then get up and quickly run away.

Xiao Yi went back to his room, while taking a bath there is three black lines  (-_-|||)

going down his forehead. This is the first time he ever felt like that, it is too strange! Luzhou is really is evilly charming ah ah ah! Even men will also respond to him.

After the bath, he suddenly remembered he forgot his phone. He carefully went into Luzhou’s room and saw the window was open while Luzhou sitting on the bed in a daze and trembling a little.

“Why didn’t you closed the window?” Xiao Yi said: “Be careful or else you going to catch cold.”

Xiao Yi went over to close the window, Luzhou looked at him.

Xiao Yi, still feel a little awkward and said “I’m going to sleep, good night brother Zhou.”

“Uhm, go to bed early.” Luzhou said.

After Xiao Yi came out he was relieved, thought he was fortunate. That evening, Xiao Yi surf the site on his phone, because the signal is unstable, picture would take a long time to load. He then look at the picture the fans posted when visiting the studio, when he was getting ready for bed, Du Mei called.

“What is the situation over there?” Du Mei asked.

Xiao Yi truthfully report the situation and the crews, Du Mei said: “Tomorrow, I’ll come to Hengdian, that time I’ll go find you.”

Xiao Yi at once feel like the mother-in-law is coming to investigate her daughter-in-law, thought to himself ‘I’m death, why is she coming for an inspection?’ Du Mei said: “Did Qi Quan called you?”

“Not yet,” Xiao Yi said: “Do I need to call to apologize?”

Du Mei said: “Call later. If Qi Quan called then you have to use your words carefully, apologizing is your priority, but even if you apologize it is no use, leave it for now.”

Xiao Yi hung up the phone, tomorrow is monday, another week pa.s.sed again. If calculating the time then he has been in Hengdian nearly a month, in less than two months Luzhou’s schedule will be over.

This time when following Luzhou here, he learned a lot, and later there is still much to learn……Xiao Yi thought while turn off the light, he then entered dreamland.

The next day at eight, after driving Luzhou up the mountain, the co-ordinate Lu touched Xiao Yi and said: “Xiao Xiao, do your phone have signal?”

Xiao Yi immediately take it out and said: “Yes, do you need it?”

The co-ordinate whispered: “Look at Weibo.”

Xiao Yi: “??????”

Xiao Yi was planning to drive down to the market and buy some ginger. In the morning when Luzhou woke up, he have a little runny nose, buying ginger soup can help him and the entire crews to fend off the cold.  Xiao Yi was surfing Weibo while driving down the mountain, suddenly his brain immediately buzz—-

The major headlines in the entertainment site is pictures of Ning Yaqing nestle against Luzhou!

Xiao Yi at the moment doesn’t know what to say, ‘Isn’t the plan was postponed?! How did this issue appeared?!

Xiao Yi immediately call Du Mei, the other line was busy. After a while Du Mei finally pick up: “I have seen it, you have to be calm on the other side, no matter what, don’t let Luzhou know about this, I’ll will go find the head of the entertainment section.”

Xiao Yi said: “Then on Zhang Xiran side……”

“First we’ll do that.” Du Mei said

Du Mei apparently didn’t even step foot onto the airplane and immediately have to handle the matter regarding Luzhou. Xiao Yi is still amidst in the clouds and mist, he thought, ‘Right now Tianya is probably in an uproar’.

(T/N: Amidst in the clouds and mist – Feeling puzzle)

Normally, when seeing news about celebrity, he only look at it for fun. But right now when seeing news regarding Luzhou online, he feels like personal story of his family is being exposed on the internet or like a thief being caught

Or also like something you doesn’t want other to know the most was revealed to everyone.

Xiao Yi feel a little confused, he hurried down to buy ginger, at noon Hou Qin brought foods over, he take a lunch box back, Luzhou said: “You didn’t cook?”

Xiao Yi said: “I went to buy ginger and was delayed.”

“Forget it.” Luzhou said: “Eating lunchbox is fine.”

Luzhou cough a few times, wipe his nose, he only eat a little then stop. Today the crews is rarely quiet, no one spoke, everyone just eat and surfing on their phone. Luzhou also feel something is strange, look around his surrounding but can’t seem to figure out what happened.

In the afternoon it was sunny, the lake was clear and beautifully sparkle, Luzhou and Ning Yaqing began to shoot the romantic scene between A Baoji and Shulu Ping. under the sunshine, a handsome man and a beautiful woman standing in front of the transparent lake wearing the costumes of Liao. Luzhou affectionately hold Ning Yaqing’s hand, Ning Yaqing flushed red, eyes shyly looked somewhere else.

“For life or for death, I’ll hold your hand, and age with you.” Luzhou said in a deep voice, eyes filled with grief while rubbing Ning Yaqing’s nose.

“Cut!” The director said: “NG, Luzhou your eyes isn’t affectionate enough.”

Luzhou whole body was exhausted, he afraid of this kind of scene, the more he act the more he fail, all the others scene he could find the way to act, only the affectionate scene, full of tender feelings, even if the atmosphere is right, his expression is right, but it still like following the practice.

Even if Ning Yaqing turn into a tree, a gold bar, or a lollipop, Luzhou’s eyes will still fill with gentleness, like drawing a dipper with a gourd as a model

(T/N: to copy slavishly, meaning he would just copy the emotion he showed when act with Ning Yaqing, if he were to act with someone or something else, without actually feeling that emotion. Make sense????)

The nasal mucus start dripping down Luzhou’s nose, he tap Xiao Yi in the head and said: “What are you doing! Towel!”

Xiao Yi immediately pulled out a large roll of paper towel, everyone around them was laughing, Luzhou went to one side to wipe his nose, his cold increased another level.

After wiping, he readily fling it aside, Xiao Yi rushed over to pick up the towel and throw it out, then continue surfing Weibo.

Today’s major headlines are the photos of  Ning Yaqing and Luzhou, even worse, in the afternoon, Zhang Xiran even commented on Weibo:

@Zhangxiran: Two people walk separate road, everyone is happy.

Xiao Yi once again heard cracking sound in his head, like thunder rolling down.

Xiao Yi: “……”

Everyone: “……”

Everyone surf Weibo for the spectacular news while sending Xiao Yi a sympathetic look. Not far from the lake, Luzhou is still trying to use utmost affectionate and gentleness to kiss Ning Yaqing.

“Cut!” The director shouted: “NG, take a break.”

Ning Yaqing was a little tired, they been standing in front of the lake the whole afternoon.

Because of the cold Luzhou feel a little dizzy, he stood under the tree and wipe his nose and continuously sneezed. When Ning Yaqing come over, everyone immediately hide their phone.

“I’m going to take a look at the next several scene.” The director said.

The co-ordinate then went over to discuss with the director. A moment later, when the sun ascended, in the whole afternoon they only film one scene repeatedly. The situation really turned upside down, before it was Ning Yaqing who slowing down the filming progress, and now it is Luzhou’s turn, no matter how Luzhou acted in a romantic scene it is all wrong. He felt completely muddle-headed, trying to stand straight and maintain his consciousness.

“For life or for death, I’ll hold your hand, and age with you, Shulu Ping……” Luzhou tenderly said: “I’d give up the country, all lands under heaven, if I could spend my entire life with you……”

“Baoji……” Ning Yaqing looked away, her gentle eyes fill with a little sentimental.

Luzhou then lower his head, nasal mucus stream down his nose and dripped on Ning Yaqing’s face.

Ning Yaqing: “……”

Luzhou: “……”

“I’m sorry……*sneeze*!” Luzhou blocked his face, Ning Yaqing just smile then went to fix her make up. The makeup artist then came over to fix Luzhou makeup, everyone didn’t say anything, it was completely silent.