"Well?" said Hank.

"Time will tell," said Arlie.

"Speaking of time," continued Hank, "I"ve got the plug-in coffeepot back at the office. Have you got time for a quick cup?"

". . . Don"t deny it," Hank was saying over half-empty cups in the office a short while later. "I heard you; I read you loud and clear. If a man makes his mind up to it, he can fly, you said."

"Not at all. And besides, I was only speaking academically," retorted Arlie, heatedly. "Just because I"m prepared to entertain fantastic notions academically doesn"t mean I"m going to let you try to shove them down my throat on a practical basis. Of course n.o.body can fly."

"According to your ideas, someone like Willoughby could if he punched the right b.u.t.tons in him."

"Nonsense. Certainly be can"t fly."

There was the wild patter of feminine feet down the hallway outside the office, the door was flung oven, and Margie tottered in. She clung to the desk and gasped, too out of wind to talk.

"What"s wrong?" cried Hank.

"Art . . ." Margie managed, "flew out lab window."

Hank jumped to his feet, and pulled his chair out for her. She fell into it gratefully.

"Nonsense!" said Arlie. "Illusion. Or" he scowled at Margie "collusion of some sort."

"Got your breath back yet? What happened?" Hank was demanding. Margie nodded and drew a deep breath.

"I was testing him," she said, still breathlessly. "He was talking a blue streak and I could hardly get him to stand still. Something about t.i.tus Quintus Flamininius, the three-body problem, Sauce Countess Waleska, the family Syrphidae of the order Diptera all mixed up. Oh, he was babbling! And all of a sudden he dived out an open window."

"Dived?" barked Arlie. "I thought you said he flew?"

"Well, the laboratory"s on the third floor!" wailed Margie, almost on the verge of tears.

Further questioning elicited the information that when Margie ran to the window, expecting to see a shattered ruin on the gra.s.s three stories below, she perceived Art swinging by one area from the limb of an oak outside the window. In response to sharp queries from Arlie, she a.s.serted vehemently that the closest grabable limb of the oak was, however, at least eight feet from the window out which Art had jumped, fallen, or dived.

"And then what?" said Hank.

Then, according to Margie, Art had uttered a couple of Tarzan-like yodels, and swung himself to the ground. When last seen he had been running off across the campus through the cool spring sunlight, under the budding trees, in his slacks and shirt unb.u.t.toned at the throat. He had been heading in a roughly northeasterly direction i.e. , toward town and occasionally bounding into the air as if from a sheer access of energy.

"Come on!" barked Hank, when he had heard this. He led the way at a run toward the hospital parking lot three stories below and his waiting car.

On the other side of the campus, at a taxi stand, the three of them picked up Art"s trail. A cab driver waiting there remembered someone like Art taking another cab belonging to the same company. When Hank identified the pa.s.senger as a patient under his, Hank"s, care, and further identified himself as a physician from the university hospital, the cab driver they were talking to agreed to call in for the destination of Art"s cab.

The destination was a downtown bank. Hank, Arlie, and Margie piled back into Hank"s car and went there. When they arrived, they learned that Art had already come and gone, leaving some confusion behind him. A vice-president of the bank, it appeared, had made a loan to Art of two hundred and sixty-eight dollars and eighty cents; and was now, it seemed, not quite sure as to why he had done so.

"He just talked me into it, I guess," the vice-president was saying unhappily as Hank and the others came dashing up. It further developed that Art had had no collateral. The vice-president had been given the impression that the money was to be used to develop some confusing but highly useful discovery or discoveries concerning Hannibal, encyclopedias, the sweat fly, and physics with something about champagne and a way of preparing trout for the gourmet appet.i.te.

A further check with the cab company produced the information that Art"s taxi had taken him on to a liquor store. They followed. At the liquor store they discovered that Art had purchased the single jeroboam of champagne (Moet et Chadon) that the liquor store had on hand, and had mentioned that he was going on to a restaurant. What restaurant, the cab company was no longer able to tell them. Art"s driver had just announced that he would not be answering his radio for the next half hour.

They began checking the better and closer restaurants. At the fourth one, which was called the Calice d"Or, they finally ran Art to ground. They found him seated alone at a large round table, surrounded by gold-tooled leather volumes of a brand-new encyclopedia, eating and drinking what turned out to be Truite Sauce Countess Walewska and champagne from the jeroboam, now properly iced.

"Yahoo!" yelped Art, as he saw them approaching. He waved his gla.s.s on high, sloshing champagne liberally about. "Champagne for everybody! Celebrate Dr. Rapp"s pill!"

"You," said Hank, "are coming back to the hospital."

"Nonsense! Gla.s.ses! Champagne for m"friends!"

"Oh, Art!" cried Margie.

"He"s fried to the gills," said Arlie.

"Not at all," protested Art. "Illuminated. Blinding flash. Understand everything. D"you know all knowledge has a common point of impingement?"

"Call a taxi, Margie," commanded Hank.

"Encyclopedia. Champagne bubble. Same thing."

"Could I help you, sir?" inquired a waiter, approaching Hank.

"We want to get our friend here home "

"All roads lead knowledge. Unnerstand ignorance, unnerstand everything "

"I understand, sir. Yes sir, he paid the check in advance "

"Wouldyou like to speak three thousand, four hundred and seventy-one languages?" Art was asking Arlie.

"Of course," Arlie was saying, soothingly.

"My a.s.sistant has gone to get a taxi, now. I"m Dr. Rapp of the university hospital, and "

"When I was child," announced Art, "thought as child, played child; now man put away childish things."

"Here"s the young lady, sir."

"But who will take care of pet racc.o.o.n?"

"I flagged a taxi down. It"s waiting out front."

"Hoist him up," commanded Hank.

He and Arlie both got a firm hold on a Willoughby arm and maneuvered Art to his feet.

"This way," said Hank, steering Art toward the door.

"The universe," said Art. He leaned confidentially toward Hank, almost toppling the three of them over.

"Only two inches across."

"That so?" grunted Hank.

"Hang on to Arlie, Art, and you won"t fall over. There " said Margie. Art blinked and focused upon her with some difficulty.

"Oh . . . there you are " he said. "Love you. Naturally. Only real woman in universe. Other four point seven to the nine hundred seventeenth women in universe pale imitations. Marry me week Tuesday, three P.M., courthouse, wear blue." Margie gasped.

"Open the door for us, will you?"

"Certainly, sir," said the waiter, opening the front door to the Calice d"Or. A pink and gray taxi was drawn up at the curb.

"Sell stock in Wehauk Cannery immediately," Art was saying to the waiter. "Mismanagement. Collapse."

The waiter blinked and stared. "News out in ten days."

"But how did you know I had " the waiter was beginning as they shoved Art into the back seat of the cab. Margie got in after him.

"Ah, there you are," came Art"s voice from the cab. "First son Charles Jonas blond hair, blue eyes.

Second son, William "

"I"ll send somebody to pick up that encyclopedia and anything else he left," said Hank to the waiter and got into the taxi himself. The taxi pulled away from the curb.

"Well," said the waiter, after a long pause in which he stared after the receding cab, to the doorman who had just joined him on the sidewalk, "how do you like that? Ever see anything like that before?"

"No, and I never saw anyone with over a gallon of champagne in him still walking around, either," said the doorman.

". . . And the worst of it is," said Hank to Arlie, as they sat in Hank"s office, two days later, "Margie is going to marry him."

"What"s wrong with that?" asked Arlie.

"What"s wrong with it? Look at that!" Hank waved his hand at an object in the center of his desk.

"I"ve seen it," said Arlie.

They both examined the object. It appeared to be an ordinary moveable telephone with a cord and wall plug. The plug, however, was plugged into a small cardboard box the size of a cheese carton, filled with a tangled mess of wire and parts cannibalized from a cheap portable radio. The box was plugged into nothing.

"What was that number again . . . oh, yes," said Arlie. He picked up the phone and dialed a long series of numbers. He held the phone tip so that they could both hear. There was a faint buzzing ring from the earphone and then a small, tinny voice filled the office.

". . . The time is eight forty-seven. The temperature is eighteen degrees above zero, the wind westerly at eight miles an hour. The forecast for the Anchorage area is continued cloudy and some snow with a high of twenty-two degrees, a low tonight of nine above. Elsewhere in Alaska "

Arlie sighed, and replaced the phone in its cradle.

"We bring him back here," said Hank, "stewed to the gills. In forty minutes, before he pa.s.sed out, he builds this trick wastebasket of his that holds five times as much as it ought to. He sleeps seven hours and wakes up as good as ever. What should I do? Shoot him, or something? I must have some responsibility to the human race if not to Marcie."

"He seems sensible now?"

"Yes, but what do I do?"

"Hypnosis."

"You keep saying that. I don"t see "

"We must," said Arlie, "inhibit the connection of his conscious mind with the intuitive mechanism. The wall between the two the normal wall seems to have been freakishly thin in his case. Prolonged sleeplessness, combined with the abnormal stimulation of your monster, has caused him to break through to say to the idiot solvant, "Solve!" And the idiot solvant in the back of his head has provided him with a solution."

"I still think it would be better for me to shoot him."

"You are a physician "

"You would remind me of that. All right, so I can"t shoot him. I don"t even want to shoot him. But, Arlie, what"s going to happen to everybody? Here I"ve raised up a sort of miracle worker who can probably move the North American continent down to the South Pacific if he wants to only it just happens he"s also a feather-headed b.u.t.terfly who never lit on one notion for more than live minutes at a time in his life.

Sure, I"ve got a physician"s responsibility toward him. But what about my responsibility to the rest of the people in the world?"

"There is no responsibility being violated here," said Arlie patiently. "Simply put him back the way you found him."

"No miracles?"

"None. At least, except accidental ones."

"It might be kinder to shoot him."

"Nonsense," said Arlie sharply. "It"s for the good of everybody." Hank sighed, and rose.

"All right," be said. "Let"s go."

They went down the hall to Art"s room. They found him seated thoughtfully in his armchair, staring at nothing, his books and maps ignored around him.

"Good morning, Art," said Arlie.

"Oh? h.e.l.lo," said Art, waking up. "Is it time for tests?"

"In a way," said Arlie. He produced a small box surmounted by a cardboard disk on which were inked alternate spirals of white and black. He plugged the box into a handy electric socket by means of the cord attached to it, and set it on a small table in front of Art. The disk began to revolve. "I want you to watch that," said Arlie.

Art stared at it.

"What do you see?" asked Arlie.

"It looks like going down a tunnel," said Art.

"Indeed it does," said Arlie. "Just imagine yourself going down that tunnel. Down the tunnel. Faster and faster . . ." He continued to talk quietly and persuasively for about a minute and a half, at the end of which Art was limply demonstrating a state of deep trance. Arlie brought him up a bit for questioning.

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