Higawari Teni ~ Ore wa Arayuru Sekai de Musou Suru ~

I remember well that day.
Returning from the convenience store where I bought a chicken and a soy milk which is more important than my life.

「Yo! Do you believe in G.o.d?」
「Ha?」

A man who’s in excessively high tension and flashy clothes blocked my path while moving twisting and turning.
A tailcoat and top hat. Wielding a staff, obviously a dangerous looking guy.

「No, I’m an atheist.」
「What! That’s not good」

The man in top hat said with a triumphant look to my cold reply.

「To tell you the truth, I’m a G.o.d」

Oh, just an idiot.
Even if Its for religion invitation, its terrible.

I, surely at that time have such look and thoughts.

「……I, have something to do」

I told and trying to avoid the man bluntly.
Thinking that now, It would have been better if I had eaten the chicken even no matter how pushy there.
That person……that s.h.i.+tty G.o.d have a disgusting face and a grinning smile.

「I’ll make sure that even such you can believe a G.o.d. You have no choice other than itー」

「……Tte, A dream at that time again」

I already saw it many times.

「Ah, d.a.m.n! I became irritated remembering it again!」

Turning around the neck to look at the thing in the vicinity properly.
I finally noticed that this is not the inn where I stayed last night.

「Oh, I did it!」
「Success! Its a success!」

There are old men covered in suspicious hood in the surrounding.
I have a bad feeling so look at the ground, There is a magic formation.

「Don’t tell me!」

Facing the troubled me, The most important-looking old man comes out.
And then, he said this way like as it always be.

「Oh Hero from Another World, Please save us!」

……That’s right.
I’m a another world tripper.

All of this happened because of that s.h.i.+tty G.o.d.

「You as a another world tripper, your fate is to continue to go around somewhere’s world different from here!」
「Don’t joke around! As for my consent!?」
「There is none!」

After the communication with the s.h.i.+tty G.o.d, I got stuck continue wandering into different worlds.
No, seriously, I don’t know the meaning of such thing as fate.
I want to return where I experience happiness everyday with the convenience store chicken and soy milk.

「ーand, because of that……Hey, Hero. Are you listening to the story?」

Aー, not good.
I carelessly didn’t pay attention since some part are the same even if I don’t listen.

「Ahー, I listening. I’m listening.」
「Hoy, You b.a.s.t.a.r.d! You’re in the presence of the King! 」

A knight nearby get angry when I picked my ear.

「Yeah, yeah」

The knight face became bright red to my reply but, I ignore it of course.
When the earwax in the finger flies with a whiff, the teeth of the knight gnas.h.i.+ngly makes a sound.
The king hurriedly b.u.t.ts in.

「Our people’s life is deprived by a large number of demons!」
「Hee, then?」
「……We want you to defeat the Demon King Acuda」

I, who is guided by the important-looking old man, at the present time, continue hearing the story of the king during an audience like this.
Though its honestly a d.a.m.n bothersome to do, I can’t decided what action I’m going to do after this if I didn’t listen. First of all, you need to be careful not to be in retaliation when I’m summoned to another world.

……Hnnー, well, its Demon King extermination as I expected.
The pattern that the summoner calls me as a hero is around 90 percent, This is the same.
To be frank, Demon King Extermination is among the cases that I designated that is quite simple type.
Without argument, Its work end if I terminate the Demon King.

「Oh, Okay. I’ll do it. Demon King Extermination」
「Ohh, You’ll do it, Hero」

The King became in high spirit in my reply, but the reaction of the surrounding is not that good.
Because I, from beginning to end, didn’t put honorifics towards the king, minister and such thing as imperial guard’s cheeks are twitchingly cramped.
I’ve thoroughly compromise with only polite words though.

「And? To the Hero who will defeat the Demon King, What kind of parting present would you give to me?」
「na, You b.a.s.t.a.r.d! That’s enough!」

The Knight a while ago rushed towards me who used his natural privilege .
Rudeness to the King seems exceeded the limit of this guy.

「Haa……」

Shorty, I let out a sigh.
Its certainly there is, such fellow.

「What should I do」

Grinningly smiling, The knight finally draw his sword.
ouou, Suddenly pulling it out without question. His boiling point is lowー.
Oi, You’re in the palace.

「Do you not stop it, Lord Zanheim!」
「No, King, I’m at the limit of my patience! Please permit me to cut this man!」

Hmph, How should I say it, Still, the king is unexpectedly earnest.
Though there is also not changing my att.i.tude until the end and the motive why I readily consent the Demon King extermination.
Well, I might be calm since I guess that the subordinates would be angry, and yet we’ve seen subordinated that get angry and at the same time , an Idiot King.
Just in case, this knight might be angry instead of the King to make me accomplish my duty.

「Oh King, such kid can’t possibly a hero! Isn’t it good to redo the summing!」

〈Snap〉

「……Noisy. Don’t speak whiningly, you weakling」
「What!?」

……This guy, Said something that should have not said in front of me.

「Listen, Trash Knight b.a.s.t.a.r.d. Summoning is the same as kidnapping. Forcibly bringing a guy completely unrelated to this world and use them for your own selves. The problem that can’t be settled by yourselves is forced on them…… In other words, the thing that the king who should lead his people whom you hold in high esteem decided such a d.a.m.n method」

I saw the king have a sour face and gnas.h.i.+ng his teeth.
He seems to be aware of it.

「Why must I pay respect to such king. Instead, the one who should be kneeling in request is the arrogant king. Ah? because you don’t understand such thing that you can only summon me with such a roughly made another world summoning method」

Though I think there might be some of my own complaints, the king did not talk back.
However, the face of the knight in front of me pa.s.sed the red color and became white as a sheet. A strange sweat came out because of too much anger.

「Remember, don’t increase the harmed person in addition to me. Or else, I’ll team up with the Demon King and destroy you? I don’t mind that at all」

That’s right, I don’t mind at all.
I can accomplish my oath even if the Demon King unifies this another world.
Actually, there is even a world where the mankind is destroyed with that.

The audience room falls in silent to my declaration.
But also in an instant.

「I’ve never received this much humiliation! It exceeds my patience! 」
「Don’t, Zanheim!!」

I somehow finally manage to enrage the Knight.
The restraint of the king is not heard, the sword in his hand is swung downward.

「……I see. Certainly with this, it is a heavy responsibility for you」

Probably because he is an Imperial Knight who attends the king’s side, this is also probably the approximate skill in this world.
But first, the footwork is not good. The movement is too easy too read after the first step.
The speed of the sword is also not worth mentioning. You can’t even kill a mosquito with this.

Though I may throw around 1,000 counter after leisurely avoiding it,  but shall I exempt the King who tried to stop his subordinate to the last moment?
The Knight’s Sword is a Broad Sword. The wide one hand swords depicts a trajectory that would strike to kill to my skull.
I receive it as it is without defending or avoiding this guy.

「What!?」

The moment it hits my head. the sword that is wield by the Knight is smashed to pieces and scatters.

「No way……」 (baka na , can also means impossible. Baka can also means fool, ridiculous , idiot and etc.)
「Who’s the fool. What can you cut with such sword?」

I faced the dumbfounded knight, and shrugged my shoulders,  good grief.
Moreover, not only the knight who is dumbfounded.

「O-Oh Hero! About this occasion……」

The King who is among such regained his senses immediately.
But without waiting for the continuation of his words, I turn around and headed to the audience room’s door.

「Don’t worry. I’ll properly defeat the Demon King. Then I’ll disappear from this world without trouble since Its not like I think of settling the affair. The Hero that you summon is that kind of guy」
「Just who are you………」

To the question of the king that are filled with fear and bewilderment, I declare over my shoulders.

「Sakahagi Ryouji. Just a pa.s.sing-through Another World Tripper」