[30] There seems to me to be several reasons for drawing this conclusion.
[31] "Semel minusne, an bis minus; non sat scio, An utrumque eorum, ut quondam audivi dicier Jovi ipsi regi noluit concedere."
[32] The answers to these enigmas are rose, fleas, sea-mew, visions, wheels.
[33] As late as the fourteenth century there were only four cla.s.sical works in the Royal Library at Paris.
[34] Ritson characteristically observes, "There is this distinction between the heathen deities and Christian saints, that the fables of the former were indebted for their existence to the flowing inspiration of the sublime poet, and the legends of the latter to the gloomy fanaticism of a lazy monk or a stinking priest."
[35] Sometimes anciently called "West Wales."
[36] King Alfred advanced so far as to make a translation of a cla.s.sical history written by Orosius in 416; but the object of the work was to show that Christianity was not the cause of the evils which had befallen the Roman Empire.
[37] Two of them are mentioned as superior to Homer. One pretended to be derived from Dares, a Phrygian, who fought on the Trojan side, and another from Dictys, a Cretan, who was with the Greeks.
[38] The kind of stories prevalent in these countries may be conjectured from the two related by John of Bromton, as believed by the natives. One relates that the head of a child lies at the bottom of the Gulf of Sataliah in Asia Minor, and that when the head is partly upright, such storms prevail in the gulf that no vessel can live, but when it is lying down there is a calm. The other a.s.serts that once in every month a great black dragon comes in the clouds, plunges his head into the stream, but leaves his tail in the sky, and draws up the water, so that even ships are carried into the air. The only way for sailors to escape this monster, is to make a great noise by beating and shouting, so as to frighten him.
[39] Originally an Arcadian superst.i.tion.
[40] Pinnacles.
[41] Tiles.
[42] The following is the original.
"Meum est propositum in taberna mori, Vinum sit appositum morientis ori, Ut dicant c.u.m venerint angelorum chori, Deus sit propitius huic potatori."
[43] An idea probably borrowed from the cla.s.sical writers.
[44] Or the "Amiable," a translation of his father"s name.
[45] Mr. Drummond in his Life of Erasmus.
[46] Reprinted by Halliwell.
[47] See "Art-Journal."
[48] I remember to have seen such a procession at Como in the Holy Week.
The various accessories of the Pa.s.sion were borne along on the top of poles with appropriate mottoes, for example: Two ladders crossed, "He bowed the heavens and came down." A stuffed c.o.c.k, "The c.o.c.k crew." A barber"s basin, "Pilate washed his hands," &c. The effect was almost ludicrous.
[49] Lucian makes the father of Cleanthis congratulate himself on having obtained a buffoon for his son"s wedding feast. This individual was an ugly little fellow with close shaven head, except a few straggling hairs made up to resemble a c.o.c.k. He began by dancing and contorting his body and spouting some aegytian verses, then he launched all kinds of fooleries at the company. Most laughed, but on his calling Alcidamas a Maltese puppy, he was challenged to fight or have his brains dashed out.
[50] But this may have been traditional, for the fools in cla.s.sic times were sometimes shaven.
[51] Wright"s "History of the Grotesque."
[52] Such as the Wife of Bath"s tale, and in "January and May," or the "Marchante"s Tale."
[53] She was roasting a pig.
[54] Most of the ridiculous answers said to have been made at examinations are mere humorous inventions. We almost think there must be a slight improvement made in the following, though they are upon the authority of an examiner,
What are the great Jewish Feasts?
Purim, Urim, and Thummin.
What bounded Samaria on the East?
The Jordan.
What on the West?
The other side of Jordan.
Derive an English word from the Latin _necto_?
Necktie.
Nor can we doubt that a slight humorous colouring has been introduced into the following from the "Memorials of Archibald Constable," recently published by his son.--An old deaf relation said on her death-bed to her attendant, "Ann, if I should be spared, I hope my nephew will get the doctor to open my head, and see whether anything can be done for my hearing."
[55] One of Anne Boleyn"s princ.i.p.al favourites was Sir Thomas Wyatt, who was celebrated at that day as a man of humour, though at present we see nothing in his poems but a few poetical conceits. The t.i.tles of them are suggestive: "The Lover sending sighs to move his suit." "Of his Love who p.r.i.c.ked her finger with a needle." "The Lover praiseth the beauty of his Lady"s hand." He wrote the following upon the Queen"s name:--
"What word is that, that changeth not, Though it be turned and made in twain?
It is mine Anna, G.o.d it wot, The only causer of my pain; My love that meedeth with disdain; Yet is it loved, what will you more?
It is my salve and eke my sore."
[56] Christina of Sweden made a similar remark when the Order of the Garter was sent to Charles Gustavus.
[57] Pace had said the same to Queen Elizabeth, and from such strokes jesters were called "honest," as "Honest Jo," &c.
[58] There is little humour in Shadwell"s works; he succeeded Dryden as Poet Laureate, which was perhaps the cause of the above lines.
Rochester said, "If Shadwell had burnt all he wrote, and printed all he spoke, he would have had more wit and humour than any poet." Probably his wit would have been like Rochester"s. Whether Shadwell were himself a good poet or not, he made a hit at the poetasters of his day, in which he showed some genius.
_Poet._ O, very loftily!
The winged vallance of your eyes advance Shake off your canopied and downie trance: Phoebus already quaffs the morning dew, Each does his daily lease of life renew.
Now you shall hear description, "tis the very life of poetry.
He darts his beams on the lark"s mossy house, And from his quiet tenement doth rouse The little charming and harmonious fowl Which sings its lump of body to a soul.
Swiftly it clambers up in the steep air With warbling notes, and makes each note a stair.
[59] Sir Roger L"Estrange gives the names of the people attacked.
[60] One of Cromwell"s princ.i.p.al officers.
[61] Thus familiarly called, no doubt owing to the custom of giving pet names to jesters.
[62] Guardian, Vol. I. No. 2.
[63] Fence.
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