Finally, the match ended with a score of 26:16. It made Niu ShiLi aware of his shortcomings and pushed them to practice harder, so my goal was accomplished.


In comparison, the event of me touching Xiong YaoYue"s b.r.e.a.s.t.s spread like wildfire and caused a negative effect.


Someone asked Xiong YaoYue why she didn"t slap me, but she replied with a smile:


“It"s fine, I won"t get mad if Ye Lin touches me since he promised to treat me to ice cream!”


Hey! The cause and effect is all wrong! No one knows that you think I am a h.o.m.os.e.xual which is why you don"t mind being touched by me! Also, I only agreed to treat you to ice cream because you were helping me with my duties! Don"t lump touching your b.r.e.a.s.t.s and eating ice cream together!


Usually, the cla.s.s leader is against gossip, but the world continues whether you want it or not and the rumor quickly spread to the cla.s.s leader"s ears.


That"s why the cla.s.s leader looked at me with disgust for the entirety of Tuesday afternoon. When Gong Caicai was about to collect English homework, the cla.s.s leader couldn"t help but say:


“Don"t go to Ye Lin, he might treat you to some ice cream.”


Gong CaiCai already knew the hidden meaning of ‘treating you to ice cream" from the rumors. She grabbed onto the bottoms of her shirt when she walked next to my desk.


“Ye, Ye Lin cla.s.smate, can you give me your English homework?”


She lowered her head and gazed at me with innocent eyes.


I pa.s.sed my work over to her, and for the first time ever, she did not leave immediately and spoke in a quiet voice:


“Um… I don"t know if I should say anything, but the cla.s.s leader is a good person…”


Huh? What does collecting homework have anything to do with the cla.s.s leader?


It was like Gong CaiCai already steeled herself to say the following sentence.


“Can you… can you only treat the cla.s.s leader to eat ice cream in the future!”


So it was still about the breast incident!


In your knowledge, do you think I already touched the cla.s.s leader"s b.r.e.a.s.t.s because we kissed? Wrong! I actually want to treat the cla.s.s leader to some ice cream, but never had the chance to!


I stared at her in anger and she instantly turned back into a coward and ran away.


The strange thing was that Xiao Qin never said anything even though she"s usually the one who has the most objections.


She had an indescribable smile and was scribbling in her notebook for the entire cla.s.s. I was scared to death when I saw the contents of her notebook by chance.


What the h.e.l.l is that! Is that a Rorschach test for schizophrenics? The one where you guess if it"s a b.u.t.terfly or a cow from an inkblot? I could kind of make out a cleaver and a wailing face! The art skills aren"t great and it looks like it"s a curse instead of a drawing! You"ll definitely get nightmares if you sleep with this beside you!


After she lightened her mood by drawing, she turned to me with a smile:


“Ye Lin cla.s.smate, I want to eat ice cream. Treat me to some after school!”


“Ok.. okay.” I replied while quivering. Why do I feel like Xiao Qin will take out a cleaver from behind her back if I refuse!


“Uh. You don"t have to treat me to Häagen-Dazs. A cone from McDonalds is fine.”


Xiao Qin still had a smile on her face, but I felt like it was covered with a cold layer of frost.


“Since… I can only eat a cone with my resources…”


Huh? What do you mean?


I thought Xiao Qin would get furious, but instead, she started to apologize.


“I"m sorry, the only reason Ye Lin cla.s.smate became this way is my fault as your girlfriend.”


“?”


“I originally thought my b.r.e.a.s.t.s would get bigger after my first period, but it"s already been two months and there haven"t been any changes…”


Xiao Qin, who was my girlfriend in name, apologized seriously because of her breast size.


“Boo hoo hoo ~~~~(gt;_lt;)~~~~ the benefits Ye Lin cla.s.smate was looking forward to is gone, so it can"t be helped he"s looking in other places for replacements!”


Who was looking forward to those kinds of benefits or looking for replacements! Ever since I saw your washboards chest in elementary school, I never expected any kind of strange bulges! You"re already currently breaking the rules.


After school, Xiao Qin and I each came out of McDonald"s with an ice cream cone and we were spotted by Gong CaiCai who was going home alone.


Her lips trembled and she picked up her pace to avoid our gaze. I"m guessing she"s probably thinking: as expected, he"s treating other girls to ice cream, the cla.s.s leader is so pitiful!


After we finished our ice cream, Xiao Qin brought me to a shaded area in the subway station. She closed her eyes and her long lashes moved waiting for my actions.


…Is she waiting for a kiss? Why would I kiss you if I"m not threatening you!


Since I didn"t move, Xiao Qin eventually opened her eyes. She gripped the straps of her backpack and looked up at me.


“Don"t I have to let you feel my b.r.e.a.s.t.s after eating your ice cream? I won"t break the rules as your childhood friend! It"s fine even if you think I"m small or look at me with disdain. Feel away and use my b.r.e.a.s.t.s as payment!”


Who said you have to use your b.r.e.a.s.t.s as payment if I treat you to ice cream! There are tons of people pa.s.sing by here, do you want me mistaken as a pervert!


Xiao Qin had a red face and looked as if she was about to cry.


“Are you not touching it? Does it have no value because it"s small? I heard from sis Ying Ran that ma.s.saging it helps growth! It"s for Ye Lin cla.s.smate"s future benefits…”


Benefits my a.s.s! Do you think I"m a breast enlargement tool! If it gets bigger if you ma.s.sage it, are you telling me Gong CaiCai does nothing at home but touch herself?!


It was unpreventable that pa.s.sersby would begin to talk after seeing Xiao Qin"s teary-eyed expression.


“It looks like the older student is hara.s.sing her, should we call the cops?”


“Mind your own business. Nowadays, young people are too complex, who knows what"s going on!”


“But that girl looks pitiful! There"s no way he"s her girlfriend with a face like that, right?”


What the h.e.l.l are you b.a.s.t.a.r.ds saying! I"m not an older student, we"re in the same grade! Also, even though it"s nothing to be proud of, I am indeed her boyfriend in name, why do you have to acknowledge I"m the bad guy!


Also, you guys wouldn"t even believe me, but it"s this pitiful looking girl who is asking me to hara.s.s her!


At this time, Xiao Qin received a call from her mother telling her to go home earlier. Something about her uncle coming to visit and they have to eat dinner together.


Xiao Qin could only say farewell and unwillingly ride the subway home.


In computer cla.s.s on Wednesday, I was still learning PS from Eunuch Cao and photoshopping portraits of our cla.s.smates (except for Xiao Qin) while listening to his idle talk.


When I removed the cla.s.s leader"s head from a picture, Eunuch Cao had to ask:


“Master, what do you think the cla.s.s leader will say on the night of consummation?”


I was confused, what did this have to do with the portraits? Even if the specifications were similar to the photo on a marriage certificate, middle schoolers can"t even get married!


“What are you planning?” I said, “I was already wondering why you need portraits of everyone? If I"m learning PS, can"t I simply use different pictures?”


“Jie Jie Jie, master, why are you doubting your disciple"s devoted heart? I was only asking cause I was curious!”


To be honest, I"m also a bit curious on what the cla.s.s leader would say on the night of consummation.


“Um, she might say ‘please take care of me"? No, that"s something the j.a.panese say… ‘I hope we will always remain connected"? too idealistic. ‘You"re not allowed to hide allowance money"? this one is too realistic…”


“Master, your guesses are a bit off track! To be frank, I actually want to know what the cla.s.s leader will say when she gets pushed down by someone!”


“What did you say?” I glared at him!


“Master, don"t get angry! I"m merely posing a hypothetical! All girls will be pushed down by someone one day, or are you saying the cla.s.s leader wouldn"t be able to get married?”


Uh… it"s indeed hard to imagine the cla.s.s leader would be a leftover woman, but I don"t want to imagine the scene of the cla.s.s leader marrying someone.


Eunuch Cao held his chin and thought for a while.


“Um… ‘You will definitely be severely punished by the law!" How does that sound?”


Huh? That doesn"t sound like something you say on the night of consummation! If that"s what someone says when they get pushed down, that sounds more like rape! Why are you imagining the cla.s.s leader being forced down?!


Eunuch Cao smiled furtively and asked:


“Master, expand your imagination and think what if, what if you were the one who pushed down the cla.s.s leader. What would you say?”


I raised one eyebrow and waited for what kind of bulls.h.i.t he will spew from his mouth.


“‘You won"t be hurt if you listen to me!", or ‘Where"s your usual att.i.tude?", or ‘You better clench tight!" Which of those three sentences suit your personality the most?”


You"re portraying a rapist! How is it similar to me at all! Why are you talking about this when we only need to make portrait photos!

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