Chapter 645: Battle Royale
The second kiss between me and the cla.s.s leader ended with Zhuang Ni being so angry that she spat out blood and fainted for the second time.
In order to get away from me so she could help Zhuang Ni, the cla.s.s leader even took extraordinary measures like twisting my nipples.
You can’t do that even if I am wearing clothes, it hurts! I also don’t think it feels good for a man to have his nipples twisted by a woman…
“Don’t drink anymore in the future.” After the cla.s.s leader said that to me, she rolled out of bed and went to check on Zhuang Ni.
Huh, I forcefully kissed you, but you’re not going to say anything else other than not drink in the future? Did the alcohol flavor in my mouth upset you?
In the end, I was kicked out of the room by the cla.s.s leader.
It seems that the cla.s.s leader wanted to untie Zhuang Ni’s tight bra so that she can breathe freely… anyway, I was in the way, so she chased me out.
I guess now Zhuang Ni would be being molested instead?
But Zhuang Ni would probably be happy the cla.s.s leader takes off her clothes because she thinks they are getting closer on the path to be a couple.
I don’t know the details of how the cla.s.s leader helped Zhuang Ni, anyway, the next day Zhuang Ni continued to look half dead, but she always looks half dead.
“Limb crucifixion.” (Asian Crucifixion)
The next morning, Zhuang Ni said an unfamiliar word to me as we pa.s.sed each other in the hallway.
I looked it up later and learned that crucifixion was a ancient tradition of sacrificing a beast’s limbs to the G.o.ds.
Do you think the crime of kissing the cla.s.s leader can be offset with a simple crucifixion? Fortunately, you did not see how lovey-dovey we were before the kiss, I and the cla.s.s leader is how to “love each other”, or you would have subjected me to the ten worst torture techniques.
Putting aside the fact that Zhuang Ni wants to dismember me, after I returned to my room yesterday, I called Xiao Qin’s phone but no one picked it up. I climbed out of the window and looked around outside, but I didn’t find any traces of her.
I opened the door to her room and looked at the bed opposite to Winnie (Winnie was in a deep sleep. I didn’t take the opportunity to peek at her, honest).
It was almost 4 am and I was sleepy. It was also a rare moment where Obama wasn’t snoring, so I quickly fell asleep on my bed.
When I got up in the morning, I b.u.mped into Xiao Qin in the hallway who was going to brush her teeth.
She looked like she did not get enough sleep like me, but her dark eye circles were not as bad as Zhuang Ni’s.
“Ye Lin cla.s.smate, good… good morning.”
Xiao Qin yawned and greeted me.
“Where did you go last night?”
“No… nowhere…?” Xiao Qin’s eyes darted around, “I might have been sleepwalking. I like to hit people when I sleepwalk, Ye Lin cla.s.smate didn’t get hit by me, right?”
Do you think you are Cao Cao, “I am good at killing people in my dreams”. Do you also want to say that you have been hitting me since you were 6 years old because you were sleepwalking?
“Ahh.” Xiao Qin yawned again, “Ye Lin cla.s.smate should also go wash up, we still have to climb a mountain today, ahhh my head hurts…”
The cla.s.s leader did indeed arrange a second mountain climbing event today. We would leave after breakfast, we can travel slowly, but we have to reach the top of the mountain before noon, because have we have not used up yesterday’s barbecue materials.
Xiao Qin rubbed her temples and entered the washroom, looking like she had a dull headache from a hangover.
What, is her alcohol tolerance even worse than mines? It looks like Xiao Qin did forget a lot of things that happened last night.
After the cla.s.s leader interrogated Zhuang Ni, she also confronted Xiao Qin, but Xiao Qin used being drunk as an excuse to not remember anything from last night.
But the footprint Xiao Qin left behind on the windowsill of the cla.s.s leader’s room was irrefutable proof that Xiao Qin and Zhuang Ni have been plotting something since yesterday. Xiong YaoYue and Gong CaiCai could both act as witnesses.
In addition, Gong CaiCai woke up today with a headache, presumably the after-effects of being given sleeping pills last night.
“Xiao Qin, don’t keep hanging out with Zhuang Ni, she will lead you astray.”
The cla.s.s leader warned Xiao Qin in a serious manner.
“Cla.s.s leader, I’m sorry, I really can’t remember what I did yesterday…” Xiao Qin said while tapping her own head.
“So it’s as you said? You got drunk after accepting a drink from Zhuang Ni?”
“Probably…” Xiao Qin said remorsefully, “Zhuang Ni said that it was just a soft drink…”
“You could pick open a window from the outside even when you’re drunk?” It was impossible for the cla.s.s leader to not be somewhat suspicious of Xiao Qin.
“(^__^) Heehee…” Xiao Qin stuck out her tongue to act cute with the cla.s.s leader, “I heard from my mom that I become so bold when I’m drunk that I’m not even afraid of black beetles anymore.”
I don’t even think you’re afraid of black beetles. I bet even the men in black would retreat when you’re drunk. (Xiao Qin the alien is coming, everyone run!)
As a result of yesterday’s experience, the cla.s.s leader did not force everyone to go up the mountain at the same speed today. She allowed small groups of two or three to slowly head towards the top of the mountain at their own pace.
She also allowed us to pick some flowers and plants along the way, but she still repeatedly emphasized safety and absolutely no swimming.
Once our group reached the foot of the hill, Eunuch Cao staggered out of the flower grower’s hut and ran to the cla.s.s leader first just in case the girls led by Loud Mouth wants to hit him.
The cla.s.s leader did not seem surprised because Eunuch Cao had sent a text message to the cla.s.s leader beforehand, so she knew where Eunuch Cao was the whole time.
Otherwise, there was no way the cla.s.s leader would be able to sleep at ease even if she was drugged.
I was sleep-deprived, so the cla.s.s leader did not make me carry heavy loads today, but only asked me to take care of the equally tired Xiao Qin. It’s fine if we went up the mountain slowly as long as I don’t put Xiao Qin in any danger.
Xiao Qin was naturally very happy. I also didn’t find anything wrong with the cla.s.s leader’s arrangement.
Yesterday, the girls all changed into different dresses after their shower, but since we had to climb the mountain again, everyone changed back into yesterday’s climbing outfit. Only Zhuang Ni was still wearing a black dress with black dress and stockings.
I felt like Zhuang Ni wanted to find an opportunity to push me into a stream, so I deliberately walked slower with Xiao Qin. In fact, we both lacked sleep, so it really wasn’t suitable for us to be walking quickly.
Xiao Qin, who had switched back to wearing the white cla.s.s t-shirt and jeans, was still wearing the straw hat. It made me occasionally glance towards it hoping the blue morpho b.u.t.terfly would fly back again.
I also looked around too. Wouldn’t I be rich if I was able to catch the blue morpho?
But as we walked halfway up the mountain, I didn’t see any blue morphos, but I did see the shrubbery in front of us that had been devastated by something. There were bamboo that had fallen down or uprooted, it would definitely make a panda sad.
How scary, what happened here? Did a gorilla pa.s.s by here? Was it jealous of pandas being a national treasure, so it came to destroy their food source?
As I was deeply worried about the presence of a terrifying animal on Cui Song Mountain, Xiao Qin pulled on my sleeves as if she didn’t see anything and said:
“Ye Lin cla.s.smate, let’s hurry up and go, or we’ll be too far behind.”
When the cla.s.s leader and the others pa.s.sed by this area of bamboo, they must have stopped for a while and made comments about it.
But Xiao Qin was not the least bit interested in this unusual situation, that means the reasonable explanation is: it was caused by Xiao Qin herself.
So you climbed halfway up the mountain last night to demolish bamboo? It turns out you don’t “hit people when you sleepwalk”, but you want to hit someone when you get drunk. Did you suddenly jump out the window because you didn’t want to use me as a punching bag?
I really may not be qualified to be your punching bag (even though I was one a long time ago) based on the miserable state of the bamboo here.
Wait, there are no marks on your fists, so you probably used your feet to kick the bamboo.
The strength shown here by destroying the bamboo forest has far surpa.s.sed the last time we dueled because of Xing Xing’s group, right?
The bamboo are as thick as the opening of a bowl, but after you broke them with your kicks, it only made you walk slower and your feet aren’t even injured!
I can’t really remember very clearly, but I think you were wearing sandals last night after your shower.
Sandals would not even cushion the blow like hiking shoes, but you were able to break bamboo with your kicks… what strength. If you put on a pair of cleats, you can even break Gundam with your kicks.
Fortunately, you jumped out the window before you became drunk and began to indiscriminately attack people! Otherwise, if you had stayed, Obama and I would have suffered tragically! I actually almost died together with my sister’s dog!
“Brother, rest in peace.” Ai Mi would vow in front of my grave, “I will avenge you and take out the violent girl. Until then, rest along with Obama.”
Who wants to be buried together with Obama! Let me out, I’m still breathing! It’s because I used Obama as a shield at the last second, so I didn’t die!
No wonder Xiao Qin was afraid of drinking. It turns out that after she drinks, she will become a terrifying killer who can rip apart Gundams with her bare hands.
Wait, I have to calculate it.
It looks like Xiao Qin’s vision in her black mode is far lower than when she’s drunk.
So which state is stronger, her black mode or when she is drunk?
What if she turns on black mode after she gets drunk, what would happen?
It would probably be at the level where she could slay G.o.ds.
Even as a temporary safety member, I must not let Xiao Qin drink again and I must not let her turn on her black mode.
Otherwise, if she gets her hands on a weapon, she would be able to ma.s.sacre the entire cla.s.s alone. It would cla.s.s 2-3’s version of a battle royale!
Speaking of a weapon, I don’t think the cla.s.s leader returned the Swiss Army knife to me. Did she give it back to Xiao Qin?