_A French Yeoman"s Legend._
"He laughed fit to make the plates rattle, his little brown eyes twinkling all the while."
_Erckmann-Chatrian._
THE THREE CHRISTMAS Ma.s.sES.
I.
"Two truffled turkeys, Garrigou?"
"Yes, reverend Father, two magnificent turkeys stuffed with truffles.
There"s no mistake, for I helped to stuff them myself. The flesh almost cracked as they roasted, it was so tight--so----"
"Holy Virgin! and I, who love truffles as----Hurry; give me my surplice, Garrigou. And what else besides the turkeys; what else did you see in the kitchen?"
"Oh! all sorts of good things. Since noon we"ve done nothing but pluck pheasants, pewits, wood-hens, and heath-c.o.c.ks. Feathers are scattered thick. Then from the pond they"ve brought eels and golden carp and trout, and----"
"What size are the trout, Garrigou?"
"Oh, as big as that! reverend Father. Enormous!"
"Heavens, I seem to see them! Have you put the wine in the flasks?"
"Yes, reverend Father, I"ve put the wine in the flasks. But what"s a mouthful or two as you go to midnight Ma.s.s! You should see the dining-hall in the chateau, full of decanters that sparkle with wine of every color. And the silver dishes, above all the ornamented ones; the flowers; the candlesticks! I never saw anything to equal it. Monsieur the Marquis has invited all the n.o.bility of the neighborhood. You will be at least forty at table, without counting either the bailiff or the notary. Ah! it will make you very happy to be there, reverend Father.
Why, only to smell the delicious turkeys--the odor of truffles pursues me even yet. Muh!"
"Come, come, Garrigou, you must guard against the sin of greediness, and especially on the night of the Nativity. Quickly, now, light the candles and sound the first bell for Ma.s.s; midnight is very near, and we must not be late."
This conversation was held on Christmas night, in the year of grace sixteen hundred and sixteen, between the reverend Dom Balaguere, formerly prior of Barnabites, now chaplain in the service of the Sires de Trinquelague, and his clerk Garrigou; or at least what he supposed was his clerk Garrigou, because you will learn that the devil had that night taken on the round face and wavering traits of the young sacristan, the better to tempt the reverend Father to commit the dreadful sin of gluttony. Now, while the supposed Garrigou (hum! hum!) rung, with all his might, the bells of the seignorial chapel, the reverend Father put on his chasuble in the little sacristy of the chateau; and, his mind already becoming troubled by the gastronomic descriptions he had heard, he repeated to himself:
"Roasted turkeys; golden carp; trout as large as that!"
Outside, the night wind blew, scattering the music of the bells, and one by one lights began to appear in the shadows about the flanks of Mont Ventoux, upon the summit of which rose the ancient towers of Trinquelague. These lights were carried by the farmers on their way to attend midnight Ma.s.s at the chateau. They climbed the paths in groups of five or six, the father leading, lantern in hand, the women enveloped in their big brown mantles, where their infants nestled for shelter. In spite of the hour and the cold all these honest people marched cheerfully on, sustained by the thought that when they came out from the Ma.s.s they would find, as they did each year, tables spread for them below in the kitchens. Now and again on the rough ascent, the coach of some seigneur, preceded by torch-bearing porters, reflected in its gla.s.ses the cold moonlight; or, maybe, a mule trotted along shaking his bells, and in the light of the lanterns covered with frost, the farmers recognized their bailiff and saluted him as he pa.s.sed:
"Good-evening, good-evening, Master Arnoton."
"Good-evening, good-evening, my children."
The night was clear, the stars were polished with cold, the wind stung, and a fine sleet, which glistened on the clothes without wetting them, kept faithfully the tradition of Christmases white with snow. Raised there aloft, the chateau appeared like the goal of all things, with its enormous ma.s.s of towers and gables, the belfry of its chapel mounting into the blue-black sky, and a crowd of small lights that winked, went and came, twinkled at all the windows, and seemed, on the sombre background of the building, like sparks running through the cinders of burnt paper. Once past the drawbridge and the postern, it was necessary, in order to gain the chapel, to traverse the first courtyard, full of coaches, of valets, of sedan-chairs, and bright with the flare of torches and the fires of the kitchens. There was the click of the turnspits, the crash of stewpans, the noises of gla.s.s and silver preparing for the dinner. From below, a warm vapor, which smelt of roasting meat and the strong herbs of curious sauces, whispered to the farmers, to the chaplain, to the bailiff--to all the world:
"What a revel we are going to have after Ma.s.s!"
II.
Drelindin din! Drelindin din! Midnight Ma.s.s is about to begin. In the chapel of the chateau, a miniature cathedral with arches intercrossed and a wainscot of oak mounting as high as the walls, all the hangings have been arranged, all the candles lit.
And what a host of people! And what toilettes! First, seated in the sculptured stall which surrounds the choir, behold the Sire de Trinquelague in a suit of salmon-colored taffeta; and next to him all the invited n.o.bles. Facing these, on a prie-dieu trimmed with velvet, is the old dowager Marquise in her robe of fire-colored brocade, and the young Dame de Trinquelague, surmounted by a huge head-dress of lace, made in the latest fashion of the French court. Further down, dressed in black, with vast pointed perukes and shaven faces, are the bailiff, Thomas Arnoton, and the notary, Master Ambroy, two grave objects among the flowing silks and figured damasks. Then come the fat majordomos, the pages, the grooms, the attendants; dame Barbe, all her keys suspended at her side on a ring of thin silver. At the bottom of the hall, on the benches, are the Servants, the yeomen with their families; and lastly, beyond, all about the doors as they open and shut discretely, are the scullions, who steal in, between two sauces, to get a little of the Ma.s.s, carrying an odor of the revelry into the church, all in its gay attire and warm with so many burning candles.
Is it a glimpse of their little white caps that distracts the celebrant of the Ma.s.s? Or, it may be the clangor made by Garrigou"s bells, that pulsating sound which shakes the altar with an infernal vibration and seems to say all the time:
"Hurry up, hurry up. We"ll soon be done; we"ll soon be at table!"
The fact is, that each time it sounds--that peal of the devil--the chaplain forgets his Ma.s.s and thinks of nothing but the coming revel. He pictures to himself the uproar of the kitchens; the furnace heated like a blacksmith"s forge; the vapor of opening trenchers, and in that vapor two magnificent turkeys, b.u.t.tered, tender, bursting with truffles.
Or, perhaps he saw pa.s.s the files of little pages bearing dishes enveloped in tempting steam, and, with them, entered the grand saloon already prepared for the feast. O deliciousness! behold the immense table all set and sparkling; the peac.o.c.ks in their plumes; the pheasants with their open wings of reddish-brown; the ruby-colored flagons; the pyramids of fruit peeping from green branches; and those marvellous fish of which Garrigou told (ah! well, yes, Garrigou!) held aloft on a bed of fennel, the mother-of-pearl scales as bright as when they came from the water, with a bouquet of odorous herbs in their monster-like nostrils.
So distinct is the vision of these marvels, that it seems to Dom Balaguere as if all the wonderful dishes are served before him on the embroideries of the altar-cloth; and two or three times, in place of _Dominus vobisc.u.m_, he is surprised to find himself repeating the _Benedicite_. Saving these slight mistakes, the holy man does his office very conscientiously, without skipping a line, without omitting a genuflexion; and all goes well enough as far as the end of the first Ma.s.s; because, you know, on Christmas night the same celebrant must repeat three consecutive Ma.s.ses.
"One!" said the chaplain, with a sigh of relief; then, without losing a minute, he made a sign to his clerk--or the person he believed to be his clerk, and----
Drelindin din! Drelindin din!
The second Ma.s.s begins, and with it begins also the sin of Dom Balaguere.
"Hurry, hurry, let"s get done," cries the thin voice of Garrigou"s bell, and this time the unlucky priest, abandoning himself to the demon of gluttony, rushes through the missal, devouring its pages with all the avidity of an overcharged appet.i.te. Frantically he bows; arises; makes the signs of the cross, goes through the genuflexions, abbreviates all his gestures, the sooner to be finished. Scarcely does he extend his arms to the Gospel, or strike his breast where it is required. Between the clerk and him it is a race which shall jabber the faster. Verse and response hurry each other, tumble over each other. The words, hardly p.r.o.nounced, because it takes too much time to open the mouth, become incomprehensible murmurs.
_Oremus ps--ps--ps-- Mea culpa--pa--pa--._
Like hard-working vintagers pressing grapes in a vat, both wade through the Latin of the Ma.s.s, splashing it on all sides.
"_Dom--sc.u.m!_" says Balaguere.
"_Stutuo!_" responds Garrigou, and all the while the d.a.m.nable chime sounds in their ears, like those little bells put on the post-horses to make them gallop more swiftly. Believe me, under such conditions a low Ma.s.s is vastly expedited!
"Two!" said the chaplain, all out of breath; then without taking time to breathe, red, perspiring, he tumbled down the stairs of the altar.
Drelindin din! Drelindin din! The third Ma.s.s begins.
Only a step or so and then the dining-hall! but, alas, the nearer the revel approaches, the more the unfortunate Balaguere is seized with the very folly of impatience and greediness. His vision accentuates it; the golden carp, the roast turkeys are there. He may touch them--he may--Oh, Holy Virgin! the dishes steam; the wines send forth sweet odors; and shaking out its reckless song, the bell cries to him:
"Hurry up, hurry up; still faster, still faster!"
But how can he go any faster? He scarcely moves his lips, he p.r.o.nounces fully not a single word. He tries to cheat the good G.o.d altogether of His Ma.s.s, and that is what brings his ruin. By temptation upon temptation, he begins to jump one verse, then two. Then the epistle is too long--he does not finish it; skims the Gospel, pa.s.ses by the creed without even entering, skips the pater, salutes from afar the preface, and by bounds and jumps precipitates himself into eternal d.a.m.nation, always following the infamous Garrigou (_vade retro, Satanas_), who seconds him with marvellous skill; tucks up his chasuble, turns the leaves two by two, disarranges the music-desk, reverses the flagons, and unceasingly rings the bell more and more vigorously, more and more quickly.
You should have seen what a figure all the a.s.sistants cut. Obliged to follow, like mimics, a Ma.s.s of which they did not understand a word, some rose when others kneeled, or seated themselves when others stood, and all the actors in this singular office mixed themselves on the benches in numberless contrary att.i.tudes.
The star of Christmas, on its journey through the heavens yonder by the little manger, paled with astonishment at the confusion.
"The Abbe"s in a dreadful hurry: I can"t follow him at all," said the aged dowager, shaking her head-dress with bewilderment. Master Arnoton, his great steel spectacles on his nose, searched in his prayer-book where the deuce the words could be. But, after all, that gallant host, which itself was thinking only of the feast, was far from being vexed because the Ma.s.s rode post; and when Balaguere, with beaming countenance, turned toward the a.s.sembly crying with all his might, _Ite missa est_, with a single voice they returned, _Deo gratias_, so joyously, so fervently, that one might have thought them already at table responding to the first toast of the night.
III.