Instead of more than a century of peace under our traditional neutrality, the United States had repeatedly been involved in foreign wars: I899, I9I2-I7, I932 (With j.a.pan!), I950-52, I980-84, and so on right up to the current year - or current when this encyclopedia was published; King"s Skald did not report a war now going on.
Behind the gla.s.s of one of the locked cases I spotted several history books. If I was still in the ship three hours from now, I must plan on reading every history book in the ship"s library during the long pa.s.sage to America.
But names of presidents and dates of wars were not my most urgent need; these are not daily concerns. What I urgently needed to know, lest ignorance cause me anything from needless embarra.s.sment to catastrophe, was the differences between my world and this world in how people lived, talked, behaved, ate, drank, played, prayed, and loved. While I was learning, I must be careful to talk as little as possible and to listen as much as possible.
I once had a neighbour whose knowledge of history seemed limited to two dates, I492 and I776, and even with those two he was mixed up as to what events each marked. His ignorance in other fields was just as profound; nevertheless he earned an excellent living as a paving contractor.
"It does not require a broad education to function as a social and economic animal... as long as you know when to rub blue mud into your bellyb.u.t.ton. But a mistake in local customs can get you lynched.
I wondered how Graham was doing? It occurred to me that his situation was far more. dangerous than mine... if I a.s.sumed (as apparently I must) that he and I had simply swapped places. It seemed that my background could make me appear eccentric here - but his background could get Graham into serious trouble in my world. A casual remark, an innocent act, could land him in the stocks. Or worse.
But he might find his worst trouble through attempting to fit himself fully into my role - if indeed he tried. Let me put it this way: On her birthday after we had been married a year I gave Abigail a fancy edition of The Taming of the Shrew. She never suspected that I had been making a statement; her conviction of her own righteousness did not embrace the possibility that in my heart I equated her with Kate. If Graham a.s.sumed my role as her husband, the relationship was bound to be interesting for each of them.
I would not knowingly wish Abigail on anyone. Since I had not been consulted, I did not cry crocodile tears.
(What would it be to bed with a woman who did not always refer to marital relations as "family duties"?)
Here I have in front of me a twenty-volume encyclopedia, millions of words packed with all the major facts of this world - facts I urgently need. What can I squeeze out of it quickly? Where to start? I don"t want Greek art, or Egyptian history, or geology - but what do I want?
Well, what did you first notice about this world? This ship itself. Its old-fashioned appearance compared with the sleek lines of the M.V. Konge Knut. Then, once you were aboard, the lack of a telephone in your-Graham"s stateroom. The lack of pa.s.senger elevators. Little things that gave it an air of the luxury of grandfather"s day.
So let"s see the article on "Ships" - volume eighteen.
Yes, sir! Three pages of pictures ... and they all have that Mauve-Decade look. S.S. Britannia, biggest and fastest North Atlantic liner, 2000 pa.s.sengers, only sixteen knots! And looks it.
Let"s try the general article on "Transportation"
Well, well! We aren"t too surprised, are we? No mention of airships. But let"s check the index volume - Airship, nothing; dirigible, zero; aeronautics - see "Balloon".
Ah, yes, a good article on free ballooning, with the Montgolfiers and the other daring pioneers - even Salomon Andree"s brave and tragic attack on the North Pole. But either Count von Zeppelin never lived, or he never turned his attention to aeronautics.
Possibly, after his service in the Civil War, he returned to Germany and there never found the atmosphere receptive to the idea of air travel that he enjoyed in Ohio in my world. As may be, this world does not have air travel. Alex, if you have to live here, how would you like to "invent" the airship? Be a pioneer, and tyc.o.o.n, and get rich and famous?
What makes you think you could?
Why, I made my first airship flight when I was only twelve years old! I know all about them; I could draw plans for one right now -
You could? Draw me production drawings for a lightweight diesel, not over one pound per horsepower. Specify the alloys used, give the heat treatments, show work diagrams for the actual operating cycles, specify fuels, state procurement sources, specify lubricants
All those things can be worked out!
Yes, but can you do it? Even knowing that it can be done? Remember why you dropped out of engineering school and decided you had a call for the ministry? Comparative religion, homiletics, higher criticism, apologetics, Hebrew, Latin, Greek, all require scholarship... but the slipstick subjects require brains.
So I"m stupid, am I?
Would you have walked through that fire pit if you had brains enough to come in out of the rain?
Why didn"t you stop me?
Stop you? When did you ever listen to me? Quit evading what was your final mark in thermodynamics?
All right! a.s.sume that I can"t do it myself -
Big of you.
Lay off, will you? Knowing that something can be done is two thirds of the battle. I could be director of research and guide the efforts of some really sharp young engineers. They supply the brains; I supply the unique memory of what a dirigible balloon looks like and how it works. Okay?
That"s the proper division of labor: You supply memory, they supply brains. Yes, that could work. But not quickly, not cheaply. How are you going to finance it?
Uh, sell shares?
Remember the summer you sold vacuum cleaners?
Well... there"s that million dollars.
Naughty, naughty!
"Mr Graham?"
I looked up from my great plans to find a yeoman from the purser"s office looking at me. "Yes?"
She handed me an envelope. "From Mr Henderson, sir. He said you would probably have an answer."
"Thank you." The note read: "Dear Mr Graham: There are three men down here in the square who claim to have an appointment with you. I don"t like their looks or the way they talk - and this port has some very strange customers. If you are not expecting them or don"t wish to see them, tell my messenger that she could not find you. Then I"ll tell them that you"ve gone ash.o.r.e. A.P.H."
I remained balanced between curiosity and caution for some long, uncomfortable moments. They did not want to see me; they wanted to see Graham... and whatever it was they wanted of Graham, I could not satisfy their want.
You know what they want!
"So I suspect. But, even if they have a chit signed by Saint Peter, I can"t turn over to them - or to anyone - that silly million dollars. You know that.
Certainly I know that. I wanted to be sure that you knew it. All right, since there are no circ.u.mstances under which you will turn over to a trio of strangers the contents of Graham"s lockbox, then why see them?
Because I"ve got to know! Now shut up. I said to the yeoman, "Please tell Mr Henderson that I will be right down. And thank you for your trouble."
"My pleasure, sir. Uh, Mr Graham. ... I saw you walk the fire. You were wonderful!"
"I was out of my silly mind. Thanks anyhow."
I stopped at the top of the companionway and sized up the three men waiting for me. They looked as if they had been type-cast for menace: one oversize job about six feet eight with the hands, feet, jaw, and ears of glandular giantism; one sissy type about one quarter the size of the big man; one nothing type with dead eyes. Muscles, brain, and gun - or was it my jumpy imagination?
A smart person would go quietly back up and hide.
I"m not smart.
Chapter 6.
Let us eat and drink, for tomorrow we shall die.