NORA. D"ye think that"s the same with everybody?
KEEGAN. With everybody who has eyes in his soul as well as in his head.
NORA. But really and truly now, weren"t the people rather disappointing? I should think the girls must have seemed rather coa.r.s.e and dowdy after the foreign princesses and people? But I suppose a priest wouldn"t notice that.
KEEGAN. It"s a priest"s business to notice everything. I won"t tell you all I noticed about women; but I"ll tell you this. The more a man knows, and the farther he travels, the more likely he is to marry a country girl afterwards.
NORA [blushing with delight]. You"re joking, Mr Keegan: I"m sure yar.
KEEGAN. My way of joking is to tell the truth. It"s the funniest joke in the world.
NORA [incredulous]. Galong with you!
KEEGAN [springing up actively]. Shall we go down to the road and meet the car? [She gives him her hand and he helps her up]. Patsy Farrell told me you were expecting young Doyle.
NORA [tossing her chin up at once]. Oh, I"m not expecting him particularly. It"s a wonder he"s come back at all. After staying away eighteen years he can harly expect us to be very anxious to see him, can he now?
KEEGAN. Well, not anxious perhaps; but you will be curious to see how much he has changed in all these years.
NORA [with a sudden bitter flush]. I suppose that"s all that brings him back to look at us, just to see how much WE"VE changed. Well, he can wait and see me be candlelight: I didn"t come out to meet him: I"m going to walk to the Round Tower [going west across the hill].
KEEGAN. You couldn"t do better this fine evening. [Gravely] I"ll tell him where you"ve gone. [She turns as if to forbid him; but the deep understanding in his eyes makes that impossible; and she only looks at him earnestly and goes. He watches her disappear on the other side of the hill; then says] Aye, he"s come to torment you; and you"re driven already to torment him. [He shakes his head, and goes slowly away across the hill in the opposite direction, lost in thought].
By this time the car has arrived, and dropped three of its pa.s.sengers on the high road at the foot of the hill. It is a monster jaunting car, black and dilapidated, one of the last survivors of the public vehicles known to earlier generations as Beeyankiny cars, the Irish having laid violent tongues on the name of their projector, one Bianconi, an enterprising Italian.
The three pa.s.sengers are the parish priest, Father Dempsey; Cornelius Doyle, Larry"s father; and Broadbent, all in overcoats and as stiff as only an Irish car could make them.
The priest, stout and fatherly, falls far short of that finest type of countryside pastor which represents the genius of priesthood; but he is equally far above the base type in which a strongminded and unscrupulous peasant uses the Church to extort money, power, and privilege. He is a priest neither by vocation nor ambition, but because the life suits him. He has boundless authority over his flock, and taxes them stiffly enough to be a rich man. The old Protestant ascendency is now too broken to gall him. On the whole, an easygoing, amiable, even modest man as long as his dues are paid and his authority and dignity fully admitted.
Cornelius Doyle is an elder of the small wiry type, with a hardskinned, rather worried face, clean shaven except for sandy whiskers blanching into a l.u.s.treless pale yellow and quite white at the roots. His dress is that of a country-town t.i.tan of business: that is, an oldish shooting suit, and elastic sided boots quite unconnected with shooting. Feeling shy with Broadbent, he is hasty, which is his way of trying to appear genial.
Broadbent, for reasons which will appear later, has no luggage except a field gla.s.s and a guide book. The other two have left theirs to the unfortunate Patsy Farrell, who struggles up the hill after them, loaded with a sack of potatoes, a hamper, a fat goose, a colossal salmon, and several paper parcels.
Cornelius leads the way up the hill, with Broadbent at his heels.
The priest follows; and Patsy lags laboriously behind.
CORNELIUS. This is a bit of a climb, Mr. Broadbent; but it"s shorter than goin round be the road.
BROADBENT [stopping to examine the great stone]. Just a moment, Mr Doyle: I want to look at this stone. It must be Finian"s die-cast.
CORNELIUS [in blank bewilderment]. Hwat?
BROADBENT. Murray describes it. One of your great national heroes--I can"t p.r.o.nounce the name--Finian Somebody, I think.
FATHER DEMPSEY [also perplexed, and rather scandalized]. Is it Fin McCool you mean?
BROADBENT. I daresay it is. [Referring to the guide book].
Murray says that a huge stone, probably of Druidic origin, is still pointed out as the die cast by Fin in his celebrated match with the devil.
CORNELIUS [dubiously]. Jeuce a word I ever heard of it!
FATHER DEMPSEY [very seriously indeed, and even a little severely]. Don"t believe any such nonsense, sir. There never was any such thing. When people talk to you about Fin McCool and the like, take no notice of them. It"s all idle stories and superst.i.tion.
BROADBENT [somewhat indignantly; for to be rebuked by an Irish priest for superst.i.tion is more than he can stand]. You don"t suppose I believe it, do you?
FATHER DEMPSEY. Oh, I thought you did. D"ye see the top o the Roun Tower there? That"s an antiquity worth lookin at.
BROADBENT [deeply interested]. Have you any theory as to what the Round Towers were for?
FATHER DEMPSEY [a little offended]. A theory? Me! [Theories are connected in his mind with the late Professor Tyndall, and with scientific scepticism generally: also perhaps with the view that the Round Towers are phallic symbols].
CORNELIUS [remonstrating]. Father Dempsey is the priest of the parish, Mr Broadbent. What would he be doing with a theory?
FATHER DEMPSEY [with gentle emphasis]. I have a KNOWLEDGE of what the Roun Towers were, if that"s what you mean. They are the forefingers of the early Church, pointing us all to G.o.d.
Patsy, intolerably overburdened, loses his balance, and sits down involuntarily. His burdens are scattered over the hillside.
Cornelius and Father Dempsey turn furiously on him, leaving Broadbent beaming at the stone and the tower with fatuous interest.
CORNELIUS. Oh, be the hokey, the sammin"s broke in two! You schoopid a.s.s, what d"ye mean?
FATHER DEMPSEY. Are you drunk, Patsy Farrell? Did I tell you to carry that hamper carefully or did I not?
PATSY [rubbing the back of his head, which has almost dented a slab of granite] Sure me fut slpt. Howkn I carry three men"s luggage at wanst?
FATHER DEMPSEY. You were told to leave behind what you couldn"t carry, an go back for it.
PATSY. An whose things was I to lave behind? Hwat would your reverence think if I left your hamper behind in the wet gra.s.s; n hwat would the masther say if I left the sammin and the goose be the side o the road for annywan to pick up?
CORNELIUS. Oh, you"ve a dale to say for yourself, you, b.u.t.ther-fingered omadhaun. Wait"ll Ant Judy sees the state o that sammin: SHE"LL talk to you. Here! gimme that birdn that fish there; an take Father Dempsey"s hamper to his house for him; n then come back for the rest.
FATHER DEMPSEY. Do, Patsy. And mind you don"t fall down again.
PATSY. Sure I--
CORNELIUS [bustling him up the bill] Whisht! heres Ant Judy.
[Patsy goes grumbling in disgrace, with Father Dempsey"s hamper].
Aunt Judy comes down the hill, a woman of 50, in no way remarkable, lively and busy without energy or grip, placid without tranquillity, kindly without concern for others: indeed without much concern for herself: a contented product of a narrow, strainless life. She wears her hair parted in the middle and quite smooth, with a fattened bun at the back. Her dress is a plain brown frock, with a woollen pelerine of black and aniline mauve over her shoulders, all very trim in honor of the occasion.
She looks round for Larry; is puzzled; then stares incredulously at Broadbent.
AUNT JUDY. Surely to goodness that"s not you, Larry!
CORNELIUS. Arra how could he be Larry, woman alive? Larry"s in no hurry home, it seems. I haven"t set eyes on him. This is his friend, Mr Broadbent. Mr Broadbent, me sister Judy.
AUNT JUDY [hospitably: going to Broadbent and shaking hands heartily]. Mr. Broadbent! Fancy me takin you for Larry! Sure we haven"t seen a sight of him for eighteen years, n he only a lad when he left us.
BROADBENT. It"s not Larry"s fault: he was to have been here before me. He started in our motor an hour before Mr Doyle arrived, to meet us at Athenmullet, intending to get here long before me.
AUNT JUDY. Lord save us! do you think he"s had n axidnt?