A servant, in undress livery, came to the door, and touched his hat, which had a c.o.c.kade on it, as he spoke to the dark man.
"Your ticket, my lord."
Lords are not travelled with every day, and some of us looked up. The gentleman took the ticket from the man"s hand and slipped it into his waistcoat pocket.
"You can get me a newspaper, Wilkins. The _Times_, if it is to be had."
"Yes, my lord."
"Yes, there"s room here, ma"am," interrupted the guard, sending the door back for a lady who stood at it. "Make haste, please."
The lady who stepped in was the same the Squire had bolted against.
She sat down in the seat opposite me, and looked at every one of us by turns. There was a sort of violet bloom on her face and some soft white powder, seen plain enough through her veil. She took the longest gaze at the dark gentleman, bending a little forward to do it; for, as he was in a line with her, and also had his head turned from her, her curiosity could only catch a view of his side-face. Mrs. Todhetley might have said she had not put on her company manners. In the midst of this, the man-servant came back again.
"The _Times_ is not here yet, my lord. They are expecting the papers in by the next down-train."
"Never mind, then. You can get me one at the next station, Wilkins."
"Very well, my lord."
Wilkins must certainly have had to scramble for his carriage, for we started before he had well left the door. It was not an express-train, and we should have to stop at several stations. Where the Squire and I had been staying does not matter; it has nothing to do with what I have to tell. It was a long way from our own home, and that"s saying enough.
"Would you mind changing seats with me, sir?"
I looked up, to find the lady"s face close to mine; she had spoken in a half-whisper. The Squire, who carried his old-fashioned notions of politeness with him when he went travelling, at once got up to offer her the corner. But she declined it, saying she was subject to face-ache, and did not care to be next the window. So she took my seat, and I sat down on the one opposite Mr. Todhetley.
"Which of the peers is that?" I heard her ask him in a loud whisper, as the lord put his head out at his window.
"Don"t know at all, ma"am," said the Squire. "Don"t know many of the peers myself, except those of my own county: Lyttleton, and Beauchamp, and----"
Of all snarling barks, the worst was given that moment in the Squire"s face, suddenly ending the list. The little dog, an ugly, hairy, vile-tempered Scotch terrier, had been kept concealed under the lady"s jacket, and now struggled itself free. The Squire"s look of consternation was good! He had not known any animal was there.
"Be quiet, Wasp. How dare you bark at the gentleman? He will not bite, sir: he----"
"Who has a dog in the carriage?" shrieked the lunatic, starting up in a pa.s.sion. "Dogs don"t travel with pa.s.sengers. Here! Guard! Guard!"
To call out for the guard when a train is going at full speed is generally useless. The lunatic had to sit down again; and the lady defied him, so to say, coolly avowing that she had hidden the dog from the guard on purpose, staring him in the face while she said it.
After this there was a lull, and we went speeding along, the lady talking now and again to the Squire. She seemed to want to grow confidential with him; but the Squire did not seem to care for it, though he was quite civil. She held the dog huddled up in her lap, so that nothing but his head peeped out.
"Halloa! How dare they be so negligent? There"s no lamp in this carriage."
It was the lunatic again, and we all looked at the lamp. It had no light in it; but that it _had_ when we first reached the carriage was certain; for, as the Squire went stumbling in, his head nearly touched the lamp, and I had noticed the flame. It seems the Squire had also.
"They must have put it out while we were getting our tickets," he said.
"I"ll know the reason why when we stop," cried the lunatic, fiercely.
"After pa.s.sing the next station, we dash into the long tunnel. The idea of going through it in pitch darkness! It would not be safe."
"Especially with a dog in the carriage," spoke the lord, in a chaffing kind of tone, but with a good-natured smile. "We will have the lamp lighted, however."
As if to reward him for interfering, the dog barked up loudly, and tried to make a spring at him; upon which the lady smothered the animal up, head and all.
Another minute or two, and the train began to slacken speed. It was only an insignificant station, one not likely to be halted at for above a minute. The lunatic twisted his body out of the window, and shouted for the guard long before we were at a standstill.
"Allow me to manage this," said the lord, quietly putting him down.
"They know me on the line. Wilkins!"
The man came rushing up at the call. He must have been out already, though we were not quite at a standstill yet.
"Is it for the _Times_, my lord? I am going for it."
"Never mind the _Times_. This lamp is not lighted, Wilkins. See the guard, and _get it done_. At once."
"And ask him what the mischief he means by his carelessness," roared out the lunatic after Wilkins, who went flying off. "Sending us on our road without a light!--and that dangerous tunnel close at hand."
The authority laid upon the words "Get it done," seemed an earnest that the speaker was accustomed to be obeyed, and would be this time. For once the lunatic sat quiet, watching the lamp, and for the light that was to be dropped into it from the top; and so did I, and so did the lady. We were all deceived, however, and the train went puffing on. The lunatic shrieked, the lord put his head out of the carriage and shouted for Wilkins.
No good. Shouting after a train is off never is much good. The lord sat down on his seat again, an angry frown crossing his face, and the lunatic got up and danced with rage.
"I do not know where the blame lies," observed the lord. "Not with my servant, I think: he is attentive, and has been with me some years."
"I"ll know where it lies," retorted the lunatic. "I am a director on the line, though I don"t often travel on it. This _is_ management, this is!
A few minutes more and we shall be in the dark tunnel."
"Of course it would have been satisfactory to have a light; but it is not of so much consequence," said the n.o.bleman, wishing to soothe him.
"There"s no danger in the dark."
"No danger! No danger, sir! I think there is danger. Who"s to know that dog won"t spring out and bite us? Who"s to know there won"t be an accident in the tunnel? A light is a protection against having our pockets picked, if it"s a protection against nothing else."
"I fancy our pockets are pretty safe to-day," said the lord, glancing round at us with a good-natured smile; as much as to say that none of us looked like thieves. "And I certainly trust we shall get through the tunnel safely."
"And I"ll take care the dog does not bite you in the dark," spoke up the lady, pushing her head forward to give the lunatic a nod or two that you"d hardly have matched for defying impudence. "You"ll be good, won"t you, Wasp? But I should like the lamp lighted myself. You will perhaps be so kind, my lord, as to see that there"s no mistake made about it at the next station!"
He slightly raised his hat to her and bowed in answer, but did not speak. The lunatic b.u.t.toned up his coat with fingers that were either nervous or angry, and then disturbed the little gentleman next him, who had read his big book throughout the whole commotion without once lifting his eyes, by hunting everywhere for his pocket-handkerchief.
"Here"s the tunnel!" he cried out resentfully, as we dashed with a shriek into pitch darkness.
It was all very well for her to say she would take care of the dog, but the first thing the young beast did was to make a spring at me and then at the Squire, barking and yelping frightfully. The Squire pushed it away in a commotion. Though well accustomed to dogs he always fought shy of strange ones. The lady chattered and laughed, and did not seem to try to get hold of him, but we couldn"t see, you know; the Squire hissed at him, the dog snarled and growled; altogether there was noise enough to deafen anything but a tunnel.
"Pitch him out at the window," cried the lunatic.
"Pitch yourself out," answered the lady. And whether she propelled the dog, or whether he went of his own accord, the beast sprang to the other end of the carriage, and was seized upon by the n.o.bleman.
"I think, madam, you had better put him under your mantle and keep him there," said he, bringing the dog back to her and speaking quite civilly, but in the same tone of authority he had used to his servant about the lamp. "I have not the slightest objection to dogs myself, but many people have, and it is not altogether pleasant to have them loose in a railway carriage. I beg your pardon; I cannot see; is this your hand?"
It was her hand, I suppose, for the dog was left with her, and he went back to his seat again. When we emerged out of the tunnel into daylight, the lunatic"s face was blue.
"Ma"am, if that miserable brute had laid hold of me by so much as the corner of my great-coat tail, I"d have had the law of you. It is perfectly monstrous that any one, putting themselves into a first-cla.s.s carriage, should attempt to outrage railway laws, and upset the comfort of travellers with impunity. I shall complain to the guard."