"He does not bite, sir; he never bites," she answered softly, as if sorry for the escapade, and wishing to conciliate him. "The poor little bijou is frightened at darkness, and leaped from my arms unawares.
There! I"ll promise that you shall neither see nor hear him again."
She had tucked the dog so completely out of sight, that no one could have suspected one was there, just as it had been on first entering. The train was drawn up to the next station; when it stopped, the servant came and opened the carriage-door for his master to get out.
"Did you understand me, Wilkins, when I told you to get this lamp lighted?"
"My lord, I"m very sorry; I understood your lordship perfectly, but I couldn"t see the guard," answered Wilkins. "I caught sight of him running up to his van-door at the last moment, but the train began to move off, and I had to jump in myself, or else be left behind."
The guard pa.s.sed as he was explaining this, and the n.o.bleman drew his attention to the lamp, curtly ordering him to "light it instantly."
Lifting his hat to us by way of farewell, he disappeared; and the lunatic began upon the guard as if he were commencing a lecture to a deaf audience. The guard seemed not to hear it, so lost was he in astonishment at there being no light.
"Why, what can have douted it?" he cried aloud, staring up at the lamp.
And the Squire smiled at the familiar word, so common in our ears at home, and had a great mind to ask the guard where he came from.
"I lighted all these here lamps myself afore we started, and I see "em all burning," said he. There was no mistaking the home accent now, and the Squire looked down the carriage with a beaming face.
"You are from Worcestershire, my man."
"From Worcester itself, sir. Leastways from St. John"s, which is the same thing."
"Whether you are from Worcester, or whether you are from Jericho, I"ll let you know that you can"t put empty lamps into first-cla.s.s carriages on this line without being made to answer for it!" roared the lunatic.
"What"s your name! I am a director."
"My name is Thomas Brooks, sir," replied the man, respectfully touching his cap. "But I declare to you, sir, that I"ve told the truth in saying the lamps were all right when we started: how this one can have got douted, I can"t think. There"s not a guard on the line, sir, more particular in seeing to the lamps than I am."
"Well, light it now; don"t waste time excusing yourself," growled the lunatic. But he said nothing about the dog; which was surprising.
In a twinkling the lamp was lighted, and we were off again. The lady and her dog were quiet now: he was out of sight: she leaned back to go to sleep. The Squire lodged his head against the curtain, and shut his eyes to do the same; the little man, as before, never looked off his book; and the lunatic frantically shifted himself every two minutes between his own seat and that of the opposite corner. There were no more tunnels, and we went smoothly on to the next station. Five minutes allowed there.
The little man, putting his book in his pocket, took down a black leather bag from above his head, and got out; the lady, her dog hidden still, prepared to follow him, wishing the Squire and me, and even the lunatic, with a forgiving smile, a polite good morning. I had moved to that end, and was watching the lady"s wonderful back hair as she stepped out, when all in a moment the Squire sprang up with a shout, and jumping out nearly upon her, called out that he had been robbed. She dropped the dog, and I thought he must have caught the lunatic"s disorder and become frantic.
It is of no use attempting to describe exactly what followed. The lady, s.n.a.t.c.hing up her dog, shrieked out that perhaps she had been robbed too; she laid hold of the Squire"s arm, and went with him into the station-master"s room. And there we were: us three, and the guard, and the station-master, and the lunatic, who had come pouncing out too at the Squire"s cry. The man in spectacles had disappeared for good.
The Squire"s pocket-book was gone. He gave his name and address at once to the station-master: and the guard"s face lighted with intelligence when he heard it, for he knew Squire Todhetley by reputation. The pocket-book had been safe just before we entered the tunnel; the Squire was certain of that, having felt it. He had sat in the carriage with his coat unb.u.t.toned, rather thrown back; and nothing could have been easier than for a clever thief to draw it out, under cover of the darkness.
"I had fifty pounds in it," he said; "fifty pounds in five-pound notes.
And some memoranda besides."
"Fifty pounds!" cried the lady, quickly. "And you could travel with all that about you, and not b.u.t.ton up your coat! You ought to be rich!"
"Have you been in the habit of meeting thieves, madam, when travelling?"
suddenly demanded the lunatic, turning upon her without warning, his coat whirling about on all sides with the rapidity of his movements.
"No, sir, I have not," she answered, in indignant tones. "Have you?"
"I have not, madam. But, then, you perceive I see no risk in travelling with a coat unb.u.t.toned, although it may have bank-notes in the pockets."
She made no reply: was too much occupied in turning out her own pockets and purse, to ascertain that they had not been rifled. Re-a.s.sured on the point, she sat down on a low box against the wall, nursing her dog; which had begun its snarling again.
"It must have been taken from me in the dark as we went through the tunnel," affirmed the Squire to the room in general and perhaps the station-master in particular. "I am a magistrate, and have some experience in these things. I sat completely off my guard, a prey for anybody, my hands stretched out before me, grappling with that dog, that seemed--why, goodness me! yes he _did_, now that I think of it--that seemed to be held about fifteen inches off my nose on purpose to attack me. That"s when the thing must have been done. But now--which of them could it have been?"
He meant which of the pa.s.sengers. As he looked hard at us in rotation, especially at the guard and station-master, who had not been in the carriage, the lady gave a shriek, and threw the dog into the middle of the room.
"I see it all," she said, faintly. "He has a habit of s.n.a.t.c.hing at things with his mouth. He must have s.n.a.t.c.hed the case out of your pocket, sir, and dropped it from the window. You will find it in the tunnel."
"Who has?" asked the lunatic, while the Squire stared in wonder.
"My poor little Wasp. Ah, villain! beast! it is he that has done all this mischief."
"He might have taken the pocket-book," I said, thinking it time to speak, "but he could not have dropped it out, for I put the window up as we went into the tunnel."
It seemed a nonplus for her, and her face fell again. "There was the other window," she said in a minute. "He might have dropped it there. I heard his bark quite close to it."
"_I_ pulled up that window, madam," said the lunatic. "If the dog did take it out of the pocket it may be in the carriage now."
The guard rushed out to search it; the Squire followed, but the station-master remained where he was, and closed the door after them. A thought came over me that he was stopping to keep the two pa.s.sengers in view.
No; the pocket-book could not be found in the carriage. As they came back, the Squire was asking the guard if he knew who the n.o.bleman was who had got out at the last station with his servant. But the guard did not know.
"He said they knew him on the line."
"Very likely, sir. I have not been on this line above a month or two."
"Well, this is an unpleasant affair," said the lunatic impatiently; "and the question is--What"s to be done? It appears pretty evident that your pocket-book was taken in the carriage, sir. Of the four pa.s.sengers, I suppose the one who left us at the last station must be held exempt from suspicion, being a n.o.bleman. Another got out here, and has disappeared; the other two are present. I propose that we should both be searched."
"I"m sure I am quite willing," said the lady, and she got up at once.
I think the Squire was about to disclaim any wish so to act; but the lunatic was resolute, and the station-master agreed with him. There was no time to be lost, for the train was ready to start again, her time being up, and the lunatic was turned out. The lady went into another room with two women, called by the station-master, and _she_ was turned out. Neither of them had the pocket-book.
"Here"s my card, sir," said the lunatic, handing one to Mr. Todhetley.
"You know my name, I dare say. If I can be of any future a.s.sistance to you in this matter, you may command me."
"Bless my heart!" cried the Squire, as he read the name on the card.
"How could you allow yourself to be searched, sir?"
"Because, in such a case as this, I think it only right and fair that every one who has the misfortune to be mixed up in it _should_ be searched," replied the lunatic, as they went out together. "It is a satisfaction to both parties. Unless you offered to search me, you could not have offered to search that woman; and I suspected her."
"Suspected _her_!" cried the Squire, opening his eyes.
"If I didn"t suspect, I doubted. Why on earth did she cause her dog to make all that row the moment we got into the tunnel? It must have been done then. I should not be startled out of my senses if I heard that that silent man by my side and hers was in league with her."
The Squire stood in a kind of amazement, trying to recall what he could of the little man in spectacles, and see if things would fit into one another.
"Don"t you like her look?" he asked suddenly.
"No, I _don"t_," said the lunatic, turning himself about. "I have a prejudice against painted women: they put me in mind of Jezebel. Look at her hair. It"s awful."
He went out in a whirlwind, and took his seat in the carriage, not a moment before it puffed off.