"_Is_ he a lunatic?" I whispered to the Squire.
"He a lunatic!" he roared. "You must be a lunatic for asking it, Johnny.
Why, that"s--that"s----"
Instead of saying any more, he showed me the card, and the name nearly took my breath away. He is a well-known London man, of science, talent, and position, and of world-wide fame.
"Well, I thought him nothing better than an escaped maniac."
"_Did_ you?" said the Squire. "Perhaps he returned the compliment on you, sir. But now--Johnny, who has got my pocket-book?"
As if it was any use asking me? As we turned back to the station-master"s room, the lady came into it, evidently resenting the search, although she had seemed to acquiesce in it so readily.
"They were rude, those women. It is the first time I ever had the misfortune to travel with men who carry pocket-books to lose them, and I hope it will be the last," she pursued, in scornful pa.s.sion, meant for the Squire. "One generally meets with _gentlemen_ in a first-cla.s.s carriage."
The emphasis came out with a shriek, and it told on him. Now that she was proved innocent, he was as vexed as she for having listened to the advice of the scientific man--but I can"t help calling him a lunatic still. The Squire"s apologies might have disarmed a cross-grained hyena; and she came round with a smile.
"If any one _has_ got the pocket-book," she said, as she stroked her dog"s ears, "it must be that silent man with the gold spectacles. There was no one else, sir, who could have reached you without getting up to do it. And I declare on my honour, that when that commotion first arose through my poor little dog, I felt for a moment something like a man"s arm stretched across me. It could only have been his. I hope you have the numbers of the notes."
"But I have not," said the Squire.
The room was being invaded by this time. Two stray pa.s.sengers, a friend of the station-master"s, and the porter who took the tickets, had crept in. All thought the lady"s opinion must be correct, and said the spectacled man had got clear off with the pocket-book. There was no one else to pitch upon. A n.o.bleman travelling with his servant would not be likely to commit a robbery; the lunatic was really the man his card represented him to be, for the station-master"s friend had seen and recognized him; and the lady was proved innocent by search. Wasn"t the Squire in a pa.s.sion!
"That close reading of his was all a blind," he said, in sudden conviction. "He kept his face down that we should not know him in future. He never looked at one of us! he never said a word! I shall go and find him."
Away went the Squire, as fast as he could hurry, but came back in a moment to know which was the way out, and where it led to. There was quite a small crowd of us by this time. Some fields lay beyond the station at the back; and a boy affirmed that he had seen a little gentleman in spectacles, with a black bag in his hand, making over the first stile.
"Now look here, boy," said the Squire. "If you catch that same man, I"ll give you five shillings."
Tod could not have flown faster than the boy did. He took the stile at a leap; and the Squire tumbled over it after him. Some boys and men joined in the chase; and a cow, grazing in the field, trotted after us and brought up the rear.
Such a shout from the boy. It came from behind the opposite hedge of the long field. I was over the gate first; the Squire came next.
On the hedge of the dry ditch sat the pa.s.senger, his legs dangling, his neck imprisoned in the boy"s arms. I knew him at once. His hat and gold spectacles had fallen off in the scuffle; the black bag was wide open, and had a tall bunch of something green sticking up from it; some tools lay on the ground.
"Oh, you wicked hypocrite!" spluttered the Squire, not in the least knowing what he said in his pa.s.sion. "Are you not ashamed to have played upon me such a vile trick? How dare you go about to commit robberies!"
"I have not robbed you, at any rate," said the man, his voice trembling a little and his face pale, while the boy loosed the neck but pinioned one of the arms.
"Not robbed me!" cried the Squire. "Good Heavens! Who do you suppose you have robbed, if not me? Here, Johnny, lad, you are a witness. He says he has not robbed me."
"I did not know it was yours," said the man meekly. "Loose me, boy; I"ll not attempt to run away."
"Halloa! here! what"s to do?" roared a big fellow, swinging himself over the gate. "Any tramp been trespa.s.sing?--anybody wanting to be took up?
I"m the parish constable."
If he had said he was the parish engine, ready to let loose buckets of water on the offender, he could not have been more welcome. The Squire"s face was rosy with satisfaction.
"Have you your handcuffs with you, my man?"
"I"ve not got them, sir; but I fancy I"m big enough and strong enough to take _him_ without "em. Something to spare, too."
"There"s nothing like handcuffs for safety," said the Squire, rather damped, for he believed in them as one of the country"s inst.i.tutions.
"Oh, you villain! Perhaps you can tie him with cords?"
The thief floundered out of the ditch and stood upon his feet. He did not look an ungentlemanly thief, now you came to see and hear him; and his face, though scared, might have been thought an honest one. He picked up his hat and gla.s.ses, and held them in his hand while he spoke, in tones of earnest remonstrance.
"Surely, sir, you would not have me taken up for this slight offence! I did not know I was doing wrong, and I doubt if the law would condemn me; I thought it was public property!"
"Public property!" cried the Squire, turning red at the words. "Of all the impudent brazen-faced rascals that are cheating the gallows, you must be the worst. My bank-notes public property!"
"Your what, sir?"
"My bank-notes, you villain. How dare you repeat your insolent questions?"
"But I don"t know anything about your bank-notes, sir," said the man meekly. "I do not know what you mean."
They stood facing each other, a sight for a picture; the Squire with his hands under his coat, dancing a little in rage, his face crimson; the other quite still, holding his hat and gold spectacles, and looking at him in wonder.
"You don"t know what I mean! When you confessed with your last breath that you had robbed me of my pocket-book!"
"I confessed--I have not sought to conceal--that I have robbed the ground of this rare fern," said the man, handling carefully the green stuff in the black bag. "I have not robbed you or any one of anything else."
The tone, simple, quiet, self-contained, threw the Squire in amazement.
He stood staring.
"Are you a fool?" he asked. "What do you suppose I have to do with your rubbishing ferns?"
"Nay, I supposed you owned them; that is, owned the land. You led me to believe so, in saying I had robbed you."
"What I"ve lost is a pocket-book, with ten five-pound bank-notes in it; I lost it in the train; it must have been taken as we came through the tunnel; and you sat next but one to me," reiterated the Squire.
The man put on his hat and gla.s.ses. "I am a geologist and botanist, sir.
I came here after this plant to-day--having seen it yesterday, but then I had not my tools with me. I don"t know anything about the pocket-book and bank-notes."
So that was another mistake, for the botanist turned out of his pockets a heap of letters directed to him, and a big book he had been reading in the train, a treatise on botany, to prove who he was. And, as if to leave no loophole for doubt, one stepped up who knew him, and a.s.sured the Squire there was not a more learned man in his line, no, nor one more respected, in the three kingdoms. The Squire shook him by the hand in apologizing, and told him we had some valuable ferns near d.y.k.e Manor, if he would come and see them.
Like Patience on a monument, when we got back, sat the lady, waiting to see the prisoner brought in. Her face would have made a picture too, when she heard the upshot, and saw the hot Squire and the gold spectacles walking side by side in friendly talk.
"I think still he must have got it," she said, sharply.
"No, madam," answered the Squire. "Whoever may have taken it, it was not he."
"Then there"s only one man, and that is he whom you have let go on in the train," she returned decisively. "I thought his fidgety movements were not put on for nothing. He had secured the pocket-book somewhere, and then made a show of offering to be searched. Ah, ha!"
And the Squire veered round again at this suggestion, and began to suspect he had been doubly cheated. First, out of his money, next out of his suspicions. One only thing in the whole bother seemed clear; and that was, that the notes and case had gone for good. As, in point of fact, they had.