"Last week"s Gazette of India, and a cutting from a home paper. My father sent it out. It"s rather amusing."
"One of those vestrymen that call "emselves M.P."s again, is it?" said Spurstow, who read his newspapers when he could get them.
"Yes. Listen to this. It"s to your address, Lowndes. The man was making a speech to his const.i.tuents, and he piled it on. Here"s a sample: "And I a.s.sert unhesitatingly that the Civil Service in India is the preserve--the pet preserve--of the aristocracy of England. What does the democracy--what do the ma.s.ses--get from that country, which we have step by step fraudulently annexed? I answer, nothing whatever. It is farmed with a single eye to their own interests by the scions of the aristocracy. They take good care to maintain their lavish scale of incomes, to avoid or stifle any inquiries into the nature and conduct of their administration, while they themselves force the unhappy peasant to pay with the sweat of his brow for all the luxuries in which they are lapped."" Hummil waved the cutting above his head. ""Ear! "ear!" said his audience.
Then Lowndes, meditatively: "I"d give--I"d give three months" pay to have that gentleman spend one month with me and see how the free and independent native prince works things. Old Timbersides"--this was his flippant t.i.tle for an honoured and decorated feudatory prince--"has been wearing my life out this week past for money. By Jove, his latest performance was to send me one of his women as a bribe!"
"Good for you! Did you accept it?" said Mottram.
"No. I rather wish I had, now. She was a pretty little person, and she yarned away to me about the horrible dest.i.tution among the king"s women-folk. The darlings haven"t had any new clothes for nearly a month, and the old man wants to buy a new drag from Calcutta,--solid silver railings and silver lamps, and trifles of that kind. I"ve tried to make him understand that he has played the deuce with the revenues for the last twenty years and must go slow. He can"t see it."
"But he has the ancestral treasure-vaults to draw on. There must be three millions at least in jewels and coin under his palace," said Hummil.
"Catch a native king disturbing the family treasure! The priests forbid it except as the last resort. Old Timbersides has added something like a quarter of a million to the deposit in his reign."
"Where the mischief does it all come from?" said Mottram.
"The country. The state of the people is enough to make you sick. I"ve known the tax-men wait by a milch-camel till the foal was born and then hurry off the mother for arrears. And what can I do? I can"t get the court clerks to give me any accounts; I can"t raise anything more than a fat smile from the commander-in-chief when I find out the troops are three months in arrears; and old Timbersides begins to weep when I speak to him. He has taken to the King"s Peg heavily,--liqueur brandy for whisky, and Heidsieck for soda-water."
"That"s what the Rao of Jubela took to. Even a native can"t last long at that," said Spurstow. "He"ll go out."
"And a good thing, too. Then I suppose we"ll have a council of regency, and a tutor for the young prince, and hand him back his kingdom with ten years" acc.u.mulations."
"Whereupon that young prince, having been taught all the vices of the English, will play ducks and drakes with the money and undo ten years"
work in eighteen months. I"ve seen that business before," said Spurstow.
"I should tackle the king with a light hand, if I were you, Lowndes.
They"ll hate you quite enough under any circ.u.mstances."
"That"s all very well. The man who looks on can talk about the light hand; but you can"t clean a pig-stye with a pen dipped in rose-water. I know my risks; but nothing has happened yet. My servant"s an old Pathan, and he cooks for me. They are hardly likely to bribe him, and I don"t accept food from my true friends, as they call themselves. Oh, but it"s weary work! I"d sooner be with you, Spurstow. There"s shooting near your camp."
"Would you? I don"t think it. About fifteen deaths a day don"t incite a man to shoot anything but himself. And the worst of it is that the poor devils look at you as though you ought to save them. Lord knows, I"ve tried everything. My last attempt was empirical, but it pulled an old man through. He was brought to me apparently past hope, and I gave him gin and Worcester sauce with cayenne. It cured him; but I don"t recommend it."
"How do the cases run generally?" said Hummil.
"Very simply indeed. Chlorodyne, opium pill, chlorodyne, collapse, nitre, bricks to the feet, and then--the burning-ghat. The last seems to be the only thing that stops the trouble. It"s black cholera, you know.
Poor devils! But, I will say, little Bunsee Lal, my apothecary, works like a demon. I"ve recommended him for promotion if he comes through it all alive."
"And what are your chances, old man?" said Mottram.
"Don"t know; don"t care much; but I"ve sent the letter in. What are you doing with yourself generally?"
"Sitting under a table in the tent and spitting on the s.e.xtant to keep it cool," said the man of the survey. "Washing my eyes to avoid ophthalmia, which I shall certainly get, and trying to make a sub-surveyor understand that an error of five degrees in an angle isn"t quite so small as it looks. I"m altogether alone, y" know, and shall be till the end of the hot weather."
"Hummil"s the lucky man," said Lowndes, flinging himself into a long chair. "He has an actual roof--torn as to the ceiling-cloth, but still a roof--over his head. He sees one train daily. He can get beer and soda-water and ice "em when G.o.d is good. He has books, pictures,---they were torn from the Graphic,--"and the society of the excellent sub-contractor Jevins, besides the pleasure of receiving us weekly."
Hummil smiled grimly. "Yes, I"m the lucky man, I suppose. Jevins is luckier."
"How? Not----"
"Yes. Went out. Last Monday."
"By his own hand?" said Spurstow quickly, hinting the suspicion that was in everybody"s mind. There was no cholera near Hummil"s section. Even fever gives a man at least a week"s grace, and sudden death generally implied self-slaughter.
"I judge no man this weather," said Hummil. "He had a touch of the sun, I fancy; for last week, after you fellows had left, he came into the verandah and told me that he was going home to see his wife, in Market Street, Liverpool, that evening.
"I got the apothecary in to look at him, and we tried to make him lie down. After an hour or two he rubbed his eyes and said he believed he had had a fit,--hoped he hadn"t said anything rude. Jevins had a great idea of bettering himself socially. He was very like Chucks in his language."
"Well?"
"Then he went to his own bungalow and began cleaning a rifle. He told the servant that he was going to shoot buck in the morning. Naturally he fumbled with the trigger, and shot himself through the head--accidentally. The apothecary sent in a report to my chief, and Jevins is buried somewhere out there. I"d have wired to you, Spurstow, if you could have done anything."
"You"re a queer chap," said Mottram. "If you"d killed the man yourself you couldn"t have been more quiet about the business."
"Good Lord! what does it matter?" said Hummil calmly. "I"ve got to do a lot of his overseeing work in addition to my own. I"m the only person that suffers. Jevins is out of it,--by pure accident, of course, but out of it. The apothecary was going to write a long screed on suicide. Trust a babu to drivel when he gets the chance."
"Why didn"t you let it go in as suicide?" said Lowndes.
"No direct proof. A man hasn"t many privileges in this country, but he might at least be allowed to mishandle his own rifle. Besides, some day I may need a man to smother up an accident to myself. Live and let live.
Die and let die."
"You take a pill," said Spurstow, who had been watching Hummil"s white face narrowly. "Take a pill, and don"t be an a.s.s. That sort of talk is skittles. Anyhow, suicide is shirking your work. If I were Job ten times over, I should be so interested in what was going to happen next that I"d stay on and watch."
"Ah! I"ve lost that curiosity," said Hummil.
"Liver out of order?" said Lowndes feelingly.
"No. Can"t sleep. That"s worse."
"By Jove, it is!" said Mottram. "I"m that way every now and then, and the fit has to wear itself out. What do you take for it?"
"Nothing. What"s the use? I haven"t had ten minutes" sleep since Friday morning."
"Poor chap! Spurstow, you ought to attend to this," said Mottram. "Now you mention it, your eyes are rather gummy and swollen."
Spurstow, still watching Hummil, laughed lightly. "I"ll patch him up, later on. Is it too hot, do you think, to go for a ride?"
"Where to?" said Lowndes wearily. "We shall have to go away at eight, and there"ll be riding enough for us then. I hate a horse, when I have to use him as a necessity. Oh, heavens! what is there to do?"
"Begin whist again, at chick points ["a chick" is supposed to be eight shillings] and a gold mohur on the rub," said Spurstow promptly.
"Poker. A month"s pay all round for the pool,--no limit,--and fifty-rupee raises. Somebody would be broken before we got up," said Lowndes.
"Can"t say that it would give me any pleasure to break any man in this company," said Mottram. "There isn"t enough excitement in it, and it"s foolish." He crossed over to the worn and battered little camp-piano,--wreckage of a married household that had once held the bungalow,--and opened the case.
"It"s used up long ago," said Hummil. "The servants have picked it to pieces."
The piano was indeed hopelessly out of order, but Mottram managed to bring the rebellious notes into a sort of agreement, and there rose from the ragged keyboard something that might once have been the ghost of a popular music-hall song. The men in the long chairs turned with evident interest as Mottram banged the more l.u.s.tily.