"That"s good!" said Lowndes. "By Jove! the last time I heard that song was in "79, or thereabouts, just before I came out."
"Ah!" said Spurstow with pride," I was home in "80." And he mentioned a song of the streets popular at that date.
Mottram executed it roughly. Lowndes criticised and volunteered emendations. Mottram dashed into another ditty, not of the music-hall character, and made as if to rise.
"Sit down," said Hummil. "I didn"t know that you had any music in your composition. Go on playing until you can"t think of anything more. I"ll have that piano tuned up before you come again. Play something festive."
Very simple indeed were the tunes to which Mottram"s art and the limitations of the piano could give effect, but the men listened with pleasure, and in the pauses talked all together of what they had seen or heard when they were last at home. A dense dust-storm sprung up outside, and swept roaring over the house, enveloping it in the choking darkness of midnight, but Mottram continued unheeding, and the crazy tinkle reached the ears of the listeners above the flapping of the tattered ceiling-cloth.
In the silence after the storm he glided from the more directly personal songs of Scotland, half humming them as he played, into the Evening Hymn.
"Sunday," said he, nodding his head.
"Go on. Don"t apologise for it," said Spurstow.
Hummil laughed long and riotously. "Play it, by all means. You"re full of surprises to-day. I didn"t know you had such a gift of finished sarcasm. How does that thing go?"
Mottram took up the tune.
"Too slow by half. You miss the note of grat.i.tude," said Hummil. "It ought to go to the "Gra.s.shopper"s Polka,"--this way." And he chanted, prestissimo,--
"Glory to thee, my G.o.d, this night. For all the blessings of the light.
That shows we really feel our blessings. How does it go on?--
"If in the night I sleepless lie, My soul with sacred thoughts supply; May no ill dreams disturb my rest."--
Quicker, Mottram!--
"Or powers of darkness me molest!"
"Bah! what an old hypocrite you are!"
"Don"t be an a.s.s," said Lowndes. "You are at full liberty to make fun of anything else you like, but leave that hymn alone. It"s a.s.sociated in my mind with the most sacred recollections----"
"Summer evenings in the country,--stained-gla.s.s window,--light going out, and you and she jamming your heads together over one hymn-book,"
said Mottram.
"Yes, and a fat old c.o.c.kchafer hitting you in the eye when you walked home. Smell of hay, and a moon as big as a bandbox sitting on the top of a hayc.o.c.k; bats,--roses,--milk and midges," said Lowndes.
"Also mothers. I can just recollect my mother singing me to sleep with that when I was a little chap," said Spurstow.
The darkness had fallen on the room. They could hear Hummil squirming in his chair.
"Consequently," said he testily, "you sing it when you are seven fathom deep in h.e.l.l! It"s an insult to the intelligence of the Deity to pretend we"re anything but tortured rebels."
"Take TWO pills," said Spurstow; "that"s tortured liver."
"The usually placid Hummil is in a vile bad temper. I"m sorry for his coolies to-morrow," said Lowndes, as the servants brought in the lights and prepared the table for dinner.
As they were settling into their places about the miserable goat-chops, and the smoked tapioca pudding, Spurstow took occasion to whisper to Mottram, "Well done, David!"
"Look after Saul, then," was the reply.
"What are you two whispering about?" said Hummil suspiciously.
"Only saying that you are a d.a.m.ned poor host. This fowl can"t be cut,"
returned Spurstow with a sweet smile. "Call this a dinner?"
"I can"t help it. You don"t expect a banquet, do you?"
Throughout that meal Hummil contrived laboriously to insult directly and pointedly all his guests in succession, and at each insult Spurstow kicked the aggrieved persons under the table; but he dared not exchange a glance of intelligence with either of them. Hummil"s face was white and pinched, while his eyes were unnaturally large. No man dreamed for a moment of resenting his savage personalities, but as soon as the meal was over they made haste to get away. "Don"t go. You"re just getting amusing, you fellows. I hope I haven"t said anything that annoyed you.
You"re such touchy devils." Then, changing the note into one of almost abject entreaty, Hummil added, "I say, you surely aren"t going?"
"In the language of the blessed Jorrocks, where I dines I sleeps," said Spurstow. "I want to have a look at your coolies to-morrow, if you don"t mind. You can give me a place to lie down in, I suppose?"
The others pleaded the urgency of their several duties next day, and, saddling up, departed together, Hummil begging them to come next Sunday.
As they jogged off, Lowndes unbosomed himself to Mottram--
"... And I never felt so like kicking a man at his own table in my life.
He said I cheated at whist, and reminded me I was in debt! "Told you you were as good as a liar to your face! You aren"t half indignant enough over it."
"Not I," said Mottram. "Poor devil! Did you ever know old Hummy behave like that before or within a hundred miles of it?"
"That"s no excuse. Spurstow was hacking my shin all the time, so I kept a hand on myself. Else I should have--"
"No, you wouldn"t. You"d have done as Hummy did about Jevins; judge no man this weather. By Jove! the buckle of my bridle is hot in my hand!
Trot out a bit, and "ware rat-holes."
Ten minutes" trotting jerked out of Lowndes one very sage remark when he pulled up, sweating from every pore--
""Good thing Spurstow"s with him to-night."
"Ye-es. Good man, Spurstow. Our roads turn here. See you again next Sunday, if the sun doesn"t bowl me over."
"S"pose so, unless old Timbersides" finance minister manages to dress some of my food. Good-night, and--G.o.d bless you!"
"What"s wrong now?"
"Oh, nothing." Lowndes gathered up his whip, and, as he flicked Mottram"s mare on the flank, added, "You"re not a bad little chap,--that"s all." And the mare bolted half a mile across the sand, on the word.
In the a.s.sistant engineer"s bungalow Spurstow and Hummil smoked the pipe of silence together, each narrowly watching the other. The capacity of a bachelor"s establishment is as elastic as its arrangements are simple. A servant cleared away the dining-room table, brought in a couple of rude native bedsteads made of tape strung on a light wood frame, flung a square of cool Calcutta matting over each, set them side by side, pinned two towels to the punkah so that their fringes should just sweep clear of the sleepers" nose and mouth, and announced that the couches were ready.
The men flung themselves down, ordering the punkah-coolies by all the powers of h.e.l.l to pull. Every door and window was shut, for the outside air was that of an oven. The atmosphere within was only 104 degrees, as the thermometer bore witness, and heavy with the foul smell of badly-trimmed kerosene lamps; and this stench, combined with that of native tobacco, baked brick, and dried earth, sends the heart of many a strong man down to his boots, for it is the smell of the Great Indian Empire when she turns herself for six months into a house of torment.
Spurstow packed his pillows craftily so that he reclined rather than lay, his head at a safe elevation above his feet. It is not good to sleep on a low pillow in the hot weather if you happen to be of thick-necked build, for you may pa.s.s with lively snores and gugglings from natural sleep into the deep slumber of heat-apoplexy.
"Pack your pillows," said the doctor sharply, as he saw Hummil preparing to lie down at full length.
The night-light was trimmed; the shadow of the punkah wavered across the room, and the "flick" of the punkah-towel and the soft whine of the rope through the wall-hole followed it. Then the punkah flagged, almost ceased. The sweat poured from Spurstow"s brow. Should he go out and harangue the coolie? It started forward again with a savage jerk, and a pin came out of the towels. When this was replaced, a tomtom in the coolie-lines began to beat with the steady throb of a swollen artery inside some brain-fevered skull. Spurstow turned on his side and swore gently. There was no movement on Hummil"s part. The man had composed himself as rigidly as a corpse, his hands clinched at his sides. The respiration was too hurried for any suspicion of sleep. Spurstow looked at the set face. The jaws were clinched, and there was a pucker round the quivering eyelids.