ONE DAY THERE WAS THIS GIRL WH?H WAS IN SCHOOL AND THERE WAS 3 GUYS INTHE HALLWAY AND ONE OF THEM MADE A BET TO THIS KID NAMED ELVIS, THAT IF HE
COULDN"T GO OUT WITH
H THIS GIRL ACROSS THE HALL AND BRAKE UP WITH HER IN THE SAME DAY HE WILL
WIN $400 DOLLARS, AND ELVIS WAS LIKE DO IT HAVE TO BE THAT GIRL? AND JOSH
SAID YEAH , AND ELVIS WAS LIKE SHE DON"T KNOW HOW TO DRESS AND SHE GOT
GLa.s.sES, JOSH SAID THAT WHAT MAKE IT EASY, SO ELVIS WAS LIKE BUT SHE LOOK
SO PURE, AND JOSH SAID DO YOU WANT 400 DOLLARS OR WHAT? SO HE WAS LIKE
MAN I"M ALREADY FEELING BAD AND I HAVEN"T EVEN DID IT YET, SO HE WAS LIKE BUT
f.u.c.k I NEVER TURN DOWN A BET, SO HE WAS LIKE OK THEN I DO IT ANYWAY, SO
JOSH SAID ONE LAST THING, AND ELVIS SAID WHAT NOW? AND JOSH SAID YOU HAVE
TO f.u.c.k HER, SO ELVIS SAID f.u.c.k YOU TO JOSH, AND JOSH START IT LAUGHING
OUT LOUD, SO ELVIS WALK ACROSS THE HALL AND SAID HI TO THIS GIRL, AND SHE
SAID HI, ELVIS SAID SO WHAT"S YOUR NAME? AND SHE SAID KAYLA, SO ELVIS SAID
THAT"S WHAT"S UP, AND SHE SAID IF ONLY YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIME"S I DREAM
ABOUT YOU TALKING TO ME, AND ELVIS WAS LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN? AND SHE
SAID I HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU, AND ELVIS WAS THINKING WHY DID I PUT MYSELF IN
THIS BET, SO HE SAID SO WHAT WOULD IT TAKE TO GET YOU IN BED WITH ME? AND
SHE SAID IF YOU GET ME A NEW PHONE I WILL LET YOU DO ME REALLY GOOD, SO HE
SAID THAT"S WHAT"S UP, AND SHE SAID WHY WOULD YOU WANT ME IN BED WITH
YOU? AND HE SAID BECAUSE I LIKE YOU, AND NOT ONLY THAT I DREAM ABOUT YOU
HAVING MY KID, AND SHE WAS LIKE ALL MY G.o.d I STAY HAVING THE SAME DREAM AS
YOU TOO, SO AFTER SCHOOL THEY WENT TO THE STORE TO GET HER A PHONE, BUT
THE PHONE SHE WANTED IT WAS ABOUT 900 DOLLARS, BUT HE GET IT FOR HER
ANYWAY, SO SHE WAS LIKE OH MY G.o.d AM SO HAPPY BABE, IS IT OK IF I CALL YOU
BABE, AND ELVIS SAID YEAH WHY NOT, SO SHE WAS LIKE WHERE ARE WE GOING TO
SLEEP AT TONIGHT? AND HE SAID CAN WE GO TO YOUR HOUSE? AND SHE SAID
WHAT NO I DON"T WANT MY CHERRY POP AT MY HOUSE, SO THEN ELVIS TOOK HER
TO THE HOTEL, SO HE WENT TO THE FRONT DESK AND PAY FOR A BEDROOM, SO
THEY WALK INSIDE THE ROOM AND THE NEXT MINUTE THEY STARTED KISSING, AND
ELVIS PUSH HER TO THE BED, AND PUT HER PHONE ON THE TABLE, SO HE WANT
BACK TO THE BED AND HE WAS KISSING HER, THEN HE RIPPED HER SHIRT OFF, AND
START IT SUCKING ON HER t.i.tS, THEN HE PULL OUT A POCKET KNIFE AND CUT HER
PANTIES OFF, SO HE DROP HIS KNIFE ON THE FLOOR, AND SHE WAS ASKING HIM
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? HE SAID MAKING LOVE TO YOU, AND SHE SAID YOU RIPPED
MY SHIRT OFF, AND HE SAID DON"T WORRY ABOUT IT I BUY YOU ANOTHER ONE, SHE
SAID OK THEN, SO HE BEGAN TO EAT HER OUT ALL CRAZY, SHE WAS MOANING REAL
LOUD, THEN HER EYES STARTED ROLLING BACK, AND BITTEN HER LIPS, THEN SHE
SCREAM AM ABOUT TO SQUIRT !!