"By the way that man fought and yelled, we thought the mate was right, too. He was a short, stiff chap, hard as iron, and he bit and kicked and swore for all he was worth, until at last we tripped him up and tumbled him into the bottom of the boat, and held him there with his head hanging back over a thwart.
""It"s all right, my puir feller," ses the second mate; "ye"re in good hands-ye"re saved."
""Damme!" ses the man; "what"s your little game? Where"s my boat-eh?
Where"s my boat?"
"He wriggled a bit, and got his head up, and, when he saw it bowling along two or three hundred yards away, his temper got the better of him, and he swore that if Mr. McMillan didn"t row after it he"d knife him.
""We can"t bother about the boat," ses the mate; "we"ve had enough bother to rescue you."
""Who the devil wanted you to rescue me?" bellowed the man. "I"ll make you pay for this, you miserable swabs. If there"s any law in Amurrica, you shall have it!"
"By this time we had got to the ship, which had shortened sail, and the cap"n was standing by the side, looking down upon the stranger with a big, kind smile which nearly sent him crazy.
""Welcome aboard, my pore feller," ses he, holding out his hand as the chap got up the side.
""Are you the author of this outrage?" ses the man fiercely. ""I don"t understand you," ses the cap"n, very dignified, and drawing himself up.
""Did you send your chaps to sneak me out o" my boat while I was having forty winks?" roars the other. "Damme! that"s English, ain"t it?"
""Surely," ses the cap"n, "surely you didn"t wish to be left to perish in that little craft. I had a supernatural warning to steer this course on purpose to pick you up, and this is your grat.i.tude."
""Look here!" ses the other. "My name"s Cap"n Naskett, and I"m doing a record trip from New York to Liverpool in the smallest boat that has ever crossed the Atlantic, an" you go an" bust everything with your cussed officiousness. If you think I"m going to be kidnapped just to fulfil your beastly warnings, you"ve made a mistake. I"ll have the law on you, that"s what I"ll do. Kidnapping"s a punishable offence."
""What did you come here for, then?" ses the cap"n.
""Come!" howls Cap"n Naskett. "Come! A feller sneaks up alongside o" me with a boat-load of street-sweepings dressed as sailors, and snaps me up while I"m asleep, and you ask me what I come for. Look here. You clap on all sail and catch that boat o" mine, and put me back, and I"ll call it quits. If you don"t, I"ll bring a law-suit agin you, and make you the laughing-stock of two continents into the bargain."
"Well, to make the best of a bad bargain, the cap"n sailed after the cussed little boat, and Mr. Salmon, who thought more than enough time had been lost already, fell foul o" Cap"n Naskett. They was both pretty talkers, and the way they went on was a education for every sailorman afloat. Every man aboard got as near as they durst to listen to them; but I must say Cap"n Naskett had the best of it. He was a sarkastik man, and pretended to think the ship was fitted out just to pick up shipwrecked people, an" he also pretended to think we was castaways what had been saved by it. He said o" course anybody could see at a glance we wasn"t sailormen, an" he supposed Mr. Salmon was a butcher what had been carried out to sea while paddling at Margate to strengthen his ankles.
He said a lot more of this sort of thing, and all this time we was chasing his miserable little boat, an" he was admiring the way she sailed, while the fust mate was answering his reflexshuns, an" I"m sure that not even our skipper was more pleased than Mr. Salmon when we caught it at last, and shoved him back. He was ungrateful up to the last, an", just before leaving the ship, actually went up to Cap"n Brown, and advised him to shut his eyes an" turn round three times and catch what he could.
"I never saw the skipper so upset afore, but I heard him tell Mr.
McMillan that night that if he ever went out of his way again after a craft, it would only be to run it down. Most people keep pretty quiet about supernatural things that happen to them, but he was about the quietest I ever heard of, an", what"s more, he made everyone else keep quiet about it, too. Even when he had to steer nor"-nor"-west arter that in the way o" business he didn"t like it, an" he was about the most cruelly disappointed man you ever saw when he heard afterwards that Cap"n Naskett got safe to Liverpool."
AFTER THE INQUEST
It was a still fair evening in late summer in the parish of Wapping. The hands had long since left, and the night watchman having abandoned his trust in favour of a neighbouring bar, the wharf was deserted.
An elderly seaman came to the gate and paused irresolute, then, seeing all was quiet, stole cautiously on to the jetty, and stood for some time gazing curiously down on to the deck of the billy-boy PSYCHE lying alongside.
With the exception of the mate, who, since the lamented disappearance of its late master and owner, was acting as captain, the deck was as deserted as the wharf. He was smoking an evening pipe in all the pride of a first command, his eye roving fondly from the blunt bows and untidy deck of his craft to her clumsy stern, when a slight cough from the man above attracted his attention.
"How do, George?" said the man on the jetty, somewhat sheepishly, as the other looked up.
The mate opened his mouth, and his pipe fell from it and smashed to pieces unnoticed.
"Got much stuff in her this trip?" continued the man, with an obvious attempt to appear at ease.
"The mate, still looking up, backed slowly to the other side of the deck, but made no reply.
"What"s the matter, man?" said the other testily. "You don"t seem overpleased to see me."
He leaned over as he spoke, and, laying hold of the rigging, descended to the deck, while the mate took his breath in short, exhilarating gasps.
"Here I am, George," said the intruder, "turned up like a bad penny, an"
glad to see your handsome face again, I can tell you."
In response to this flattering remark George gurgled.
"Why," said the other, with an uneasy laugh, "did you think I was dead, George? Ha, ha! Feel that!"
He fetched the horrified man a thump in the back, which stopped even his gurgles.
"That feel like a dead man?" asked the smiter, raising his hand again.
"Feel"-
The mate moved back hastily. "That"ll do," said he fiercely; "ghost or no ghost, don"t you hit me like that again."
"A" right, George," said the other, as he meditatively felt the stiff grey whiskers which framed his red face. "What"s the news?"
"The news," said George, who was of slow habits and speech, "is that you was found last Tuesday week off St. Katherine"s Stairs, you was sat on a Friday week at the Town o" Ramsgate public-house, and buried on Monday afternoon at Lowestoft."
"Buried?" gasped the other, "sat on? You"ve been drinking, George."
"An" a pretty penny your funeral cost, I can tell you," continued the mate. "There"s a headstone being made now-"Lived lamented and died respected," I think it is, with "Not lost, but gone before," at the bottom."
"Lived respected and died lamented, you mean," growled the old man; "well, a nice muddle you have made of it between you. Things always go wrong when I"m not here to look after them."
"You ain"t dead, then?" said the mate, taking no notice of this unreasonable remark, "Where"ve you been all this long time?"
"No more than you"re master o" this "ere ship," replied Mr. Harbolt grimly. "I-I"ve been a bit queer in the stomach, an" I took a little drink to correct it. Foolish like, I took the wrong drink, and it must have got into my head."
"That"s the worst of not being used to it," said the mate, without moving a muscle.
The skipper eyed him solemnly, but the mate stood firm.
"Arter that," continued the skipper, still watching him suspiciously, "I remember no more distinctly until this morning, when I found myself sitting on a step down Poplar way and shiverin", with the morning newspaper and a crowd round me."
"Morning newspaper!" repeated the mystified mate. "What was that for?"
"Decency. I was wrapped up in it," replied the skipper. "Where I came from or how I got there I don"t know more than Adam. I s"pose I must have been ill; I seem to remember taking something out of a bottle pretty often. Some old gentleman in the crowd took me into a shop and bought me these clothes, an" here I am. My own clo"es and thirty pounds o" freight money I had in my pocket is all gone."
"Well, I"m hearty glad to see you back," said the mate. "It"s quite a home-coming for you, too. Your missis is down aft."