"Green," said the man.
"Not white?" inquired the skipper, leaning heavily upon the wheel.
"Whitish-green," said the man, who always believed in keeping in with his superior officers.
The captain swore at him.
By this time two or three of the crew who had over-heard part of the conversation had collected aft, and now stood in a small wondering knot before their strange captain.
"My lads," said the latter, moistening his dry lips with his tongue, "I name no names-I don"t know "em yet-and I cast no suspicions, but somebody has been painting up and altering this "ere craft, and twisting things about until a man "ud hardly know her. Now what"s the little game?"
There was no answer, and the captain, who was seeing things clearer and clearer in the growing light, got paler and paler.
"I must be going crazy," he muttered. "Is this the SMILING JANE, or am I dreaming?"
"It ain"t the SMILING JANE," said one of the seamen; "leastways," he added cautiously, "it wasn"t when I came aboard."
"Not the SMILING JANE!" roared the skipper; "what is it, then?"
"Why, the MARY ANN," chorused the astonished crew.
"My lads," faltered the agonised captain after a long pause. "My lads-"
He stopped and swallowed something in his throat. "I"ve been and brought away the wrong ship," he continued with an effort; "that"s what I"ve done. I must have been bewitched."
"Well, who"s having the little game now?" inquired a voice.
"Somebody else"ll be sacked as well as the mate," said another.
"We must take her back," said the captain, raising his voice to drown these mutterings. "Stand by there!"
The bewildered crew went to their posts, the captain gave his orders in a voice which had never been so subdued and mellow since it broke at the age of fourteen, and the Mary Ann took in sail, and, dropping her anchor, waited patiently for the turning of the tide.
The church bells in Wapping and Rotherhithe were just striking the hour of mid-day, though they were heard by few above the noisy din of workers on wharves and ships, as a short stout captain, and a mate with red whiskers and a pimply nose, stood up in a waterman"s boat in the centre of the river, and gazed at each other in blank astonishment.
"She"s gone, clean gone!" murmured the bewildered captain.
"Clean as a whistle," said the mate. "The new hands must ha" run away with her."
Then the bereaved captain raised his voice, and p.r.o.nounced a pathetic and beautiful eulogy upon the departed vessel, somewhat marred by an appendix in which he consigned the new hands, their heirs, and descendants, to everlasting perdition.
"Ahoy!" said the waterman, who was getting tired of the business, addressing a grimy-looking seaman hanging meditatively over the side of a schooner. "Where"s the Mary Ann?"
"Went away at half-past one this morning," was the reply.
""Cos here"s the cap"n an" the mate," said the waterman, indicating the forlorn couple with a bob of his head.
"My eyes!" said the man, "I s"pose the cook"s in charge then. We was to have gone too, but our old man hasn"t turned up."
Quickly the news spread amongst the craft in the tier, and many and various were the suggestions shouted to the bewildered couple from the different decks. At last, just as the captain had ordered the waterman to return to the sh.o.r.e, he was startled by a loud cry from the mate.
"Look there!" he shouted.
The captain looked. Fifty or sixty yards away, a small shamefaced-looking schooner, so it appeared to his excited imagination, was slowly approaching them. A minute later a shout went up from the other craft as she took in sail and bore slowly down upon them. Then a small boat put off to the buoy, and the Mary Ann was slowly warped into the place she had left ten hours before.
But while all this was going on, she was boarded by her captain and mate. They were met by Captain Bing, supported by his mate, who had hastily pushed off from the Smiling Jane to the a.s.sistance of his chief.
In the two leading features before mentioned he was not unlike the mate of the Mary Ann, and much stress was laid upon this fact by the unfortunate Bing in his explanation. So much so, in fact, that both the mates got restless; the skipper, who was a plain man, and given to calling a spade a spade, using the word "pimply" with what seemed to them unnecessary iteration.
It is possible that the interview might have lasted for hours had not Bing suddenly changed his tactics and begun to throw out dark hints about standing a dinner ash.o.r.e, and settling it over a friendly gla.s.s.
The face of the Mary Ann"s captain began to clear, and, as Bing proceeded from generalities to details, a soft smile played over his expressive features. It was reflected in the faces of the mates, who by these means showed clearly that they understood the table was to be laid for four.
At this happy turn of affairs Bing himself smiled, and a little while later a ship"s boat containing four boon companions put off from the Mary Ann and made for the sh.o.r.e. Of what afterwards ensued there is no distinct record, beyond what may be gleaned from the fact that the quartette turned up at midnight arm-in-arm, and affectionately refused to be separated-even to enter the ship"s boat, which was waiting for them. The sailors were at first rather nonplussed, but by dint of much coaxing and argument broke up the party, and rowing them to their respective vessels, put them carefully to bed.
CONTRABAND OF WAR
A small but strong lamp was burning in the fo"c"sle of the schooner Greyhound, by the light of which a middle-aged seaman of sedate appearance sat crocheting an antimaca.s.sar. Two other men were snoring with deep content in their bunks, while a small, bright-eyed boy sat up in his, reading adventurous fiction.
"Here comes old Dan," said the man with the anti-maca.s.sar warningly, as a pair of sea boots appeared at the top of the companion-ladder; "better not let him see you with that paper, Billee."
The boy thrust it beneath his blankets, and, lying down, closed his eyes as the new-comer stepped on to the floor.
"All asleep?" inquired the latter.
The other man nodded, and Dan, without any further parley, crossed over to the sleepers and shook them roughly.
"Eh! wha"s matter?" inquired the sleepers plaintively.
"Git up," said Dan impressively, "I want to speak to you. Something important."
With sundry growls the men complied, and, thrusting their legs out of their bunks, rolled on to the locker, and sat crossly waiting for information.
"I want to do a pore chap a good turn," said Dan, watching them narrowly out of his little black eyes, "an" I want you to help me; an" the boy too. It"s never too young to do good to your fellow-creatures, Billy."
"I know it ain"t," said Billy, taking this as permission to join the group; "I helped a drunken man home once when I was only ten years old, an" when I was only-"
The speaker stopped, not because he had come to the end of his remarks, but because one of the seamen had pa.s.sed his arm around his neck and was choking him.
"Go on," said the man calmly; "I"ve got him. Spit it out, Dan, and none of your sermonising."
"Well, it"s like this, Joe," said the old man; "here"s a pore chap, a young sojer from the depot here, an" he"s cut an" run. He"s been in hiding in a cottage up the road two days, and he wants to git to London, and git honest work and employment, not shooting, an" stabbing, an"
bayoneting-"