Miracle and Other Christmas Stories.
Connie Willis.
TO CHARLES d.i.c.kENS AND GEORGE SEATON,.
who knew how to keep Christmas.
Introduction.
I love Christmas. All of it-decorating the tree and singing in the choir and baking cookies and wrapping presents. I even like the parts most people hate-shopping in crowded malls and reading Christmas newsletters and seeing relatives and standing in baggage check-in lines at the airport.
Okay, I lied. n.o.body likes standing in baggage check-in lines. I love seeing people get off the plane, though, and holly and candles and eggnog and carols.
But most of all, I love Christmas stories and movies. Okay, I lied again. I don"t love all Christmas stories and movies. It"s a Wonderful Life, for instance. And Hans Christian Andersen"s "The Fir Tree."
But I love Miracle on 34th Street and Christopher Morley"s "The Christmas Tree That Didn"t Get Trimmed"
and Christina Rosetti"s poem "Midwinter." My family watches The Sure Thing and A Christmas Story each year, and we read George V. Higgins"s "The Snowsuit of Christmas Past" out loud every Christmas Eve, and eagerly look for new cla.s.sics to add to our traditions.
There aren"t a lot. This is because Christmas stories are much harder to write than they look, partly because the subject matter is fairly limited, and people have been writing them for nearly two thousand years, so they"ve just about rung all the changes possible on snowmen, Santas, and shepherds.Stories have been told from the point of view of the fourth wise man (who got waylaid on the way to Bethlehem), the innkeeper, the innkeeper"s wife, the donkey, and the star. There"ve been stories about department-store Santas, phony Santas, burned-out Santas, subst.i.tute Santas, reluctant Santas, and dieting Santas, to say nothing of Santa"s wife, his elves, his reindeer, and Rudolph. We"ve had births at Christmas (natch!), deaths, partings, meetings, mayhem, attempted suicides, and sanity hearings. And Christmas in Hawaii, in China, in the past, the future, and outer s.p.a.ce. We"ve heard from the littlest shepherd, the littlest wise man, the littlest angel, and the mouse who wasn"t stirring. There"s not a lot out there that hasn"t already been done.
In addition, the Christmas-story writer has to walk a narrow tightrope between sentiment and skepticism, and most writers end up falling off into either cynicism or mawkish sappiness.
And, yes, I am talking about Hans Christian Andersen. He invented the whole three-hanky sob story, whose plot Maxim Gorki, in a fit of pique, described as taking a poor girl or boy and letting them "freeze somewhere under a window, behind which there is usually a Christmas tree that throws its radiant splendor upon them." Match girls, steadfast tin soldiers, even snowmen (melted, not frozen) all met with a fate they (and we) didn"t deserve, especially at Christmas.
n.o.body, before Andersen came along, had thought of writing such depressing Christmas stories. Even d.i.c.kens, who had killed a fair number of children in his books, didn"t kill Tiny Tim. But Andersen, apparently h.e.l.l-bent on ruining everybody"s holidays, froze innocent children, melted loyal toys into lumps of lead, and chopped harmless fir trees who were just standing there in the forest, minding their own business, into kindling.
Worse, he inspired dozens of imitators, who killed off saintly children (some of whom, I"ll admit, were pretty insufferable and deserved to die) and poor people for the rest of the Victorian era.
In the twentieth century, the Andersen-style tearjerker moved into the movies, which starred Margaret O"Brien (who definitely deserved to die) and other child stars, chosen for their pallor and their ability to cough. They had t.i.tles like All Mine to Give and The Christmas Tree, which tricked hapless moviegoers into thinking they were going to see a cheery Christmas movie, when really they were about little boys who succ.u.mbed to radiation poisoning on Christmas Eve.
When television came along, this type of story turned into the "Very Special Christmas Episode" of various TV shows, the worst of which was Little House on the Prairie, which killed off huge numbers of children in blizzards and other pioneer-type disasters every Christmas for years. Hadn"t any of these authors ever heard that Christmas stories are supposed to have happy endings?
Well, unfortunately, they had, and it resulted in improbably sentimental and saccharine stories too numerous to mention.
So are there any good Christmas stories out there? You bet, starting with the original. The recounting of the first Christmas (you know, the baby in the manger) has all the elements of great storytelling: drama, danger, special effects, dreams and warnings, betrayals, narrow escapes, and-combined with the Easter story-the happiest ending of all.
And it"s got great characters-Joseph, who"s in over his head but doing the best he can; the wise men, expecting a palace and getting a stable; slimy Herod, telling them, "When you find this king, tell me where he is so I can come and worship him," and then sending out his thugs to try to murder the baby; the ambivalent innkeeper. And Mary, fourteen years old, pondering all of the above in her heart. It"s a great story-no wonder it"s lasted two thousand years.
Modern Christmas stories I love (for a more complete list, see the end of this book) include O. Henry"s "The Gift of the Magi," T. S. Eliot"s "Journey of the Magi," and Barbara Robinson"s The Best Christmas Pageant Ever, about a church Nativity pageant overrun by a gang of hooligans called the Herdmans. The Herd-mans bully everybody and smoke and cuss and come only because they"d heard there were refreshments afterward. And they transform what was a sedate and boring Christmas pageant into something extraordinary.
Since I"m a science-fiction writer, I"m of course partial to science-fiction Christmas stories. Science fiction has always had the ability to make us look at the world from a different angle, and Christmas is no exception. Science fiction has looked at the first Christmas from a new perspective (Michael Moorc.o.c.k"s cla.s.sic "Behold the Man") and in a new guise (Joe L. Hensley and Alexei Pan-shin"s "Dark Conception").It"s shown us Christmas in the future (Cynthia Felice"s "Track of a Legend") and Christmas in s.p.a.ce (Ray Bradbury"s wonderful "The Gift"). And it"s looked at Christmas itself (Mildred Clinger-man"s disturbing "The Wild Wood").
My favorite science-fiction Christmas stories are Arthur C. Clarke"s "The Star," which tells the story of the Christmas star that guided the wise men to Bethlehem, and Thomas Disch"s hilarious story "The Santa Claus Compromise," in which two intrepid six-year-old investigative reporters expose the shocking scandal behind Santa Claus.
I also love mysteries. You"d think murder and Christmas wouldn"t mesh, but the setting and the possibility of mistletoe/ plum pudding/Santa Glaus-connected murders has inspired any number of mystery writers, starting with Arthur Conan Doyle and his "The Adventure of the Blue Carbuncle," which involves a Christmas goose. Some of my favorite mysteries are Dorothy Sayers"s "The Necklace of Pearls," Agatha Christie"s Murder for Christmas, and Jane Langton"s The Shortest Day: Murder at the Revels. My absolute favorite is John Mortimer"s comic "Rumpole and the Spirit of Christmas," which stars the grumpy old Scrooge of a barrister, Horace Rumpole, and his wonderful wife, She Who Must Be Obeyed.
Comedies are probably my favorite kind of Christmas story. I love Damon Runyon"s "Dancing Dan"s Christmas." (Actually, I love everything Damon Runyon ever wrote, and if you"ve never read him, you need to go get Guys and Dolls immediately. Ditto P. G. Wodehouse, whose "Jeeves and the Christmas Spirit" and "Another Christmas Carol," are vintage Wodehouse, which means they"re indescribable. If you"ve never read Wodehouse either, what a treat you"re in for! He wrote over a hundred books. Start anywhere.) Both Runyon and Wodehouse balance sentiment and cynicism, irony, and the Christmas spirit, human nature and happy endings, without a single misstep.
And then there"s Christopher Morley"s "The Christmas Tree That Didn"t Get Trimmed," which was clearly written in reaction to Hans Christian Andersen"s "The Fir Tree." Unlike Andersen, however, Morley understands that the purpose of Christmas is to remind us not only of suffering but of salvation. His story makes you ache, and then despair. And then rejoice.
Almost all great stories (Christmas or otherwise) have that one terrible moment when all seems lost, when you"re sure things won"t work out, the bad guys will win, the cavalry won"t arrive in time, and they (and we) won"t be saved. John Ford"s Christmas Western, The Three G.o.dfathers, has a moment like that. So does The Miracle of Morgan"s Creek, and Miracle on 34th Street, which I consider to be The Best Christmas Movie Ever.
I know, I know, It"s a Wonderful Life is supposed to be The Best Christmas Movie Ever, with ten million showings and accompanying merchandising. (I saw an It"s a Wonderful Life mouse pad this last Christmas.) And I"m not denying that there are some great scenes in it (see my story "Miracle" on this subject), but the movie has real problems. For one thing, the villainous Mr. Potter is still loose and unpunished at the end of the movie, something no good fairy tale ever permits. The dreadful little psychologist in Miracle on 34th Street is summarily, and very appropriately, fired, and the DA, who after all was only doing his job, repents.
But in It"s a Wonderful Life, not only is Mr. Potter free, with his villainy undetected, but he has already proved to be a vindictive and malicious villain. Since this didn"t work, he"ll obviously try something else. And poor George is still faced with embezzlement charges, which the last time I looked don"t disappear just because you pay back the money, even if the cop is smiling in the last scene.
But the worst problem seems to me to be that the ending depends on the goodness of the people of Bedford Falls, something that (especially in light of previous events) seems like a dicey proposition.
Miracle on 34th Street, on the other hand, relies on no such thing. The irony of the miracle (and let"s face it, maybe what really galls my soul is that It"s a Wonderful Life is a work completely without irony) is that the miracle happens not because of people"s behavior, but in spite of it.
Christmas is supposed to be based on selflessness and innocence, but until the very end of Miracle on 34th Street, virtually no one except Kris Kringle exhibits these qualities. Quite the opposite. Everyone, even the hero and heroine, acts from a cynical, very modern self-interest. Macy"s Santa goes on a binge right before Macy"s Thanksgiving Day Parade, Doris hires Kris to get herself out of a jam and save her job, John Payne invites the little girl Susan to watch the parade as a way to meet the mother.
And in spite of Kris Kringle"s determined efforts to restore the true spirit of Christmas to the city, itcontinues. Macy"s and then Gimbel"s go along with the gag of recommending other stores, not because they believe in it, but because it means more money. The judge in Kris"s sanity case makes favorable rulings only because he wants to get re-elected. Even the postal workers who provide the denouement just want to get rid of stuff piling up in the dead-letter office.
But in spite of this (actually, in a delicious irony, because of it) and with only very faint glimmerings of humanity from the princ.i.p.als, and in spite of how hopeless it all seems, the miracle of Christmas occurs, right on schedule. Just as it does every year.
It"s this layer of symbolism that makes Miracle on 34th Street such a satisfying movie. Also its script (by George Seaton) and perfect casting (especially Natalie Wood and Thelma Ritter) and any number of delightful moments (Santa"s singing a Dutch carol to the little Dutch orphan and the disastrous bubble-gum episode and Natalie Wood"s disgusted expression when she"s told she has to have faith even when things don"t work out).
Plus, of course, the fact that Edmund Gwenn could make anyone believe in Santa Claus. All combine to make it The Best Christmas Movie Ever Made.
Not, however, the best story. That honor belongs to d.i.c.kens and his deathless "A Christmas Carol." The rumor that d.i.c.kens invented Christmas is not true, and neither, probably, is the story that when he died, a poor costermonger"s little girl sobbed, "d.i.c.kens dead? Why, then, is Christmas dead, too?" But they should be.
Because d.i.c.kens did the impossible-not only did he write a masterpiece that captures the essence of Christmas, but one that was good enough to survive its own fame. There have been a million, mostly awful TV, movie, and musical versions and variations, with Scrooge played by everybody from Basil Rath-bone to the Fonz, but even the worst of them haven"t managed to damage the wonderful story of Scrooge and Tiny Tim.
One reason it"s such a great story is that d.i.c.kens loved Christmas. (And no wonder. His childhood was Oliver Twist"s and Little Dorrit"s combined, and no kindly grandfather or Arthur Clennam in sight. His whole adult life must have seemed like Christmas.) I think you have to love Christmas to write about it.
For another, he knew a lot about human nature. Remembering the past, truly seeing the present, imagining the consequences of our actions are the ways we actually grow and change. d.i.c.kens knew this years before Freud.
He also knew a lot about writing. The plot"s terrific, the dialogue"s great, and the opening line-"Marley was dead: to begin with"-is second only to "Call me Ishmael" as one of the great opening lines of literature.
He knew how to end stories, too, and that Christmas stories were supposed to have happy endings.
Finally, the story touches us because we want to believe people can change. They don"t. We"ve all learned from bitter experience (though probably not as bitter as d.i.c.kens"s) that the world is full of money-grubbers and curtain-ring stealers, that Scrooge stays Scrooge to the bitter end, and n.o.body will lift a finger to help Tiny Tim.
But Christmas is about someone who believed, in spite of overwhelming evidence, that humanity is capable of change and worth redeeming. And d.i.c.kens"s Christmas story is in fact The Christmas Story. And the hardened heart that cracks open at the end of it is our own.
If I sound pa.s.sionate (and sometimes curmudgeonly) about Christmas stories, I am. I love Christmas, in all its complexity and irony, and I love Christmas stories.
So much so that I"ve been writing them for years. Here they are-an a.s.sortment of stories about church choirs and Christmas presents and pod people from outer s.p.a.ce, about wishes that come true in ways you don"t expect and wishes that don"t come true and wishes you didn"t know you had, about stars and shepherds, wise men and Santa Claus, mistletoe and It"s a Wonderful Life and Christmas cards on recycled paper. There"s even a murder. And a story about Christmas Yet to Come.
I hope you like them. And I hope you have a very merry Christmas!
-Connie Willis.
Miracle.
"The Personnel Morale Special Committee had cable piped in for Christmas," the receptionist explained, handing Lauren her messages. "I love It"s a Wonderful Life, don"t you?"
Lauren stuck her messages in the top of her shopping bag and went up to her department.
Red and green crepe paper hung in streamers from the ceiling, and there was a big red crepe-paper bow tied around Lauren"s desk.
"The Personnel Morale Special Committee did it," Evie said, coming over with the catalog she"d been reading. "They"re decorating the whole building, and they want us and Doc.u.ment Control to go caroling this afternoon. Don"t you think PMS is getting out of hand with this Christmas spirit thing? I mean, who wants to spend Christmas Eve at an office party?"
"I do," Lauren said. She set her shopping bag down on the desk, sat down, and began taking off her boots.
"Can I borrow your stapler?" Evie asked. "I"ve lost mine again. I"m ordering my mother the Water of the Month, and I need to staple my check to the order form."
"The Water of the Month?" Lauren said, opening her desk drawer and taking out her stapler.
"You know, they send you bottles of a different one every month. Perrier, Evian, Calistoga." She peered into Lauren"s shopping bag. "Do you have Christmas presents in there?
I hate people who have their shopping done four weeks before Christmas."
"It"s four days till Christmas," Lauren said, "and I don"t have it all done. I still don"t have anything for my sister. But I"ve got all my friends, including you, done." She reached into the shopping bag and pulled out her pumps. "And I found a dress for the office party."
"Did you buy it?"
"No," She put on one of her shoes. "I"m going to try it on during my lunch hour."
"If it"s still there," Evie said gloomily. "I had this echidna toothpick holder all picked out for my brother, and when I went back to buy it, they were all gone."
"I asked them to hold the dress for me," Lauren said. She put on her other shoe. "It"s gorgeous. Black off-the-shoulder. Sequined."
"Still trying to get Scott Buckley to notice you, huh? I don"t do things like that anymore.
Nineties women don"t use s.e.xist tricks to attract men. Besides, I decided he was too cute to ever notice somebody like me." She sat down on the edge of Lauren"s desk and started leafing through the catalog. "Here"s something your sister might like. The Vegetable of the Month.
February"s okra."
"She lives in southern California," Lauren said, shoving her boots under the desk.
"Oh. How about the Sunscreen of the Month?"
"No," Lauren said. "She"s into New Age stuff. Channeling. Aromatherapy. Last year she sent me a crystal pyramid mate selector for Christmas."
"The Eastern Philosophy of the month," Evie said. "Zen, Sufism, tai chi-"
"I"d like to get her something she"d really like," Lauren mused. "I always have a terrible time figuring out what to get people for Christmas. So this year, I decided things were going to be different. I wasn"t going to be tearing around the mall the day before Christmas, buying things no one would want and wondering what on earth I was going to wear to the office party. I started doing my shopping in September, I wrapped my presents as soon as I bought them, I have all my Christmas cards done and ready to mail-"
"You"re disgusting," Evie said. "Oh, here, I almost forgot." She pulled a folded slip of paper out of her catalog and handed it to Lauren. "It"s your name for the Secret Santa gift exchange.
PMS says you"re supposed to bring your present for it by Friday so it won"t interfere with the presents Santa Claus hands out at the office party."
Lauren unfolded the paper, and Evie leaned over to read it. "Who"d you get? Wait, don"ttell me. Scott Buckley."
"No. Fred Hatch. And I know just what to get him."
"Fred? The fat guy in Doc.u.mentation? What is it, the Diet of the Month?"
"This is supposed to be the season of love and charity, not the season when you make mean remarks about someone just because he"s overweight," Lauren said sternly. "I"m going to get him a videotape of Miracle on 34th Street."
Evie looked uncomprehending.
"It"s Fred"s favorite movie. We had a wonderful talk about it at the office party last year."
"I never heard of it."
"It"s about Macy"s Santa Claus. He starts telling people they can get their kids" toys cheaper at Gimbel"s, and then the store psychiatrist decides he"s crazy-"
"Why don"t you get him It"s a Wonderful Life? That"s my favorite Christmas movie."
"Yours and everybody else"s. I think Fred and I are the only two people in the world who like Miracle on 34th Street better. See, Edmund Gwenn, he"s Santa Claus, gets committed to Bellevue because he thinks he"s Santa Claus, and since there isn"t any Santa Claus, he has to be crazy, but he is Santa Claus, and Fred Gailey, that"s John Payne, he"s a lawyer in the movie, he decides to have a court hearing to prove it and-"
"I watch It"s a Wonderful Life every Christmas. I love the part where Jimmy Stewart and Donna Reed fall into the swimming pool," Evie said. "What happened to the stapler?"
They had the dress and it fit, but there was an enormous jam-up at the cash register, and then they couldn"t find a hanging bag for it.
"Just put it in a shopping bag," Lauren said, looking anxiously at her watch.
"It"ll wrinkle," the clerk said ominously and continued to search for a hanging bag. By the time Lauren convinced her a shopping bag would work, it was already 12:15. She had hoped she"d have a chance to look for a present for her sister, but there wasn"t going to be time. She still had to run the dress home and mail the Christmas cards.
I can pick up Fred"s video, she thought, fighting her way onto the escalator. That wouldn"t take much time, since she knew what she wanted, and maybe they"d have something with Shirley MacLaine in it she could get her sister. Ten minutes to buy the video, she thought, tops.
It took her nearly half an hour. There was only one copy, which the clerk couldn"t find.
"Are you sure you wouldn"t rather have It"s a Wonderful Life?" she asked Lauren. "It"s my favorite movie."
"I want Miracle on 34th Street," Lauren said patiently. "With Edmund Gwenn and Natalie Wood."
The clerk picked up a copy of It"s a Wonderful Life from a huge display. "See, Jimmy Stewart"s in trouble and he wishes he"d never been born, and this angel grants him his wish-"
"I know," Lauren said. "I don"t care. I want Miracle on 34th Street."
"Okay!" the clerk said, and wandered off to look for it, muttering, "Some people don"t have any Christmas spirit."