"First of all," said Mr. Prohack. "Here is my card, so that we may know where we stand."
The salesman read the card and was suitably impressed, but his conviction that big business was afoot seemed now to be a little shaken.
"May I venture to hope that the missing necklace has been found, sir?"
said the salesman smoothly. "We"ve all been greatly interested in the newspaper story."
"That is beside the point," said Mr. Prohack. "I"ve come simply to buy a pearl necklace."
"I beg pardon, sir. Certainly. Will you have the goodness to step this way."
They were next in a private room off the shop; and the sole items of furniture were three elegant chairs, a table with a gla.s.s top, and a colossal safe. Another salesman entered the room with bows, and keys were produced, and the two salesmen between them swung back the majestic dark green doors of the safe. In another minute various pearl necklaces were lying on the table. The spectacle would have dazzled a connoisseur in pearls; but Mr. Prohack was not a connoisseur; he was not even interested in pearls, and saw on the table naught but a monotonous array of pleasing gewgaws, to his eye differing one from another only in size.
He was, however, actuated by a high moral purpose, which uplifted him and enabled him to listen with dignity to the technical eulogies given by the experts. Eve of course behaved with impeccable correctness, hiding the existence of the wall from everybody except Mr. Prohack, but forcing Mr. Prohack to behold the wall all the time.
When he had reached a state of complete bewilderment regarding the respective merits of the necklaces, Mr. Prohack judged the moment ripe for proceeding to business. With his own hands he clasped a necklace round his wife"s neck, and demanded:
"What is the price of this one?"
"Eight hundred and fifty pounds," answered the princ.i.p.al expert, who seemed to recognise every necklace at sight as a shepherd recognises every sheep in his flock.
"Do you think this would suit you, my dear?" asked Mr. Prohack.
"I think so," replied Eve politely.
"Well, I"m not so sure," said Mr. Prohack, reflectively. "What about this one?" And he picked up and tried upon Eve another and a larger necklace.
"That," said the original expert, "is two thousand four hundred guineas."
"It seems cheap," said Mr. Prohack carelessly. "But there"s something about the gradation that I don"t quite like. What about this one?"
Eve opened her mouth, as if about to speak, but she did not speak. The wall, which had trembled for a few seconds, regained its monumental solidity.
"Five thousand guineas," said the expert of the third necklace.
"Hm!" commented Mr. Prohack, removing the gewgaw. "Yes. Not so bad. And yet--"
"That necklace," the expert announced with a mien from which all deference had vanished, "is one of the most perfect we have. The pearls have, if I may so express it, a h.o.m.ogeneity not often arrived at in any necklace. They are not very large of course--"
"Quite so," Mr. Prohack stopped him, selecting a fourth necklace.
"Yes," the expert admitted, his deference returning. "That one is undoubtedly superior. Let me see, we have not yet exactly valued it, but I think we could put it in at ten thousand guineas--perhaps pounds. I should have to consult one of the partners."
"It is scarcely," said Mr. Prohack, surveying the trinket judicially on his wife"s neck, "scarcely the necklace of my dreams,--not that I would say a word against it.... Ah!" And he pounced suddenly, with an air of delighted surprise, upon a fifth necklace, the queen of necklaces.
"My dear, try this one. Try this one. I didn"t notice it before. Somehow it takes my fancy, and as I shall obviously see much more of your necklace than you will, I should like my taste to be consulted."
As he fastened the catch of the thing upon Eve"s delicious nape, he could feel that she was trembling. He surveyed the dazzling string. She also surveyed it, fascinated, spellbound. Even Mr. Prohack began to perceive that the reputation and value of fine pearls might perhaps be not entirely unmerited in the world.
"Sixteen thousand five hundred," said the expert.
"Pounds or guineas?" Mr. Prohack blandly enquired.
"Well, sir, shall we say pounds?"
"I think I will take it," said Mr. Prohack with undiminished blandness.
"No, my dear, don"t take it off. Don"t take it off."
"Arthur!" Eve breathed, seeming to expire in a kind of agonised protest.
"May I have a few minutes" private conversation with my wife?" Mr.
Prohack suggested. "Could you leave us?" One expert glanced at the other awkwardly.
"Pardon my lack of savoir vivre," said Mr. Prohack. "Of course you cannot possibly leave us alone with all these valuables. Never mind! We will call again."
The princ.i.p.al expert rose sublimely to the great height of the occasion.
He had a courageous mind and was moreover well acquainted with the fantastic folly of allowing customers to call again. Within his experience of some thirty years he had not met half a dozen exceptions to the rule that customers who called again, if ever they did call, called in a mood of hard and miserly sanity which for the purposes of the jewellery business was sickeningly inferior to their original mood.
"Please, please, Mr. Prohack!" said he, with grand deprecation, and departed out of the room with his fellow.
No sooner had they gone than the wall sank. It did not tumble with a crash; it most gently subsided.
"Arthur!" Eve exclaimed, with a curious uncertainty of voice. "Are you mad?"
"Yes," said Mr. Prohack.
"Well," said she. "If you think I shall walk about London with sixteen thousand five hundred pounds round my neck you"re mistaken."
"But I insist! You were a martyr and our marriage was ruined because I didn"t give you real pearls. I intend you shall have real pearls."
"But not these," said Eve. "It"s too much. It"s a fortune."
"I am aware of that," Mr. Prohack agreed. "But what is sixteen thousand five hundred pounds to me?"
"Truly I couldn"t, darling," Eve wheedled.
"I am not your darling," said Mr. Prohack. "How can I be your darling when you"re never going to forgive me? Look here. I"ll let you choose another necklace, but only on the condition that you forgive all my alleged transgressions, past, present and to come."
She kissed him.
"You can have the one at five thousand guineas," said Mr. Prohack.
"Nothing less. That is my ultimatum. Put it on. Put it on, quick! Or I may change my mind."
He recalled the experts who, when they heard the grave news, smiled bravely, and looked upon Eve as upon a woman whose like they might never see again.
"My wife will wear the necklace at once," said Mr. Prohack. "Pen and ink, please." He wrote a cheque. "My car is outside. Perhaps you will send some one up to my bank immediately and cash this. We will wait. I have warned the bank. There will be no delay. The case can be delivered at my house. You can make out the receipt and usual guarantee while we"re waiting." And so it occurred as he had ordained.
"Would you care for us to arrange for the insurance? We undertake to do it as cheaply as anybody," the expert suggested, later.
Mr. Prohack was startled, for in his inexperience he had not thought of such complications.