My Multiverse Trip

Me and the frozen fairy headed off on her pure white bird mount. She may be an profound emperor cultivator now but it"s still faster to fly on a giant bird.

It takes us a few hours to get to the Frozen city. It was a nice place except the fact it was in the desolate frozen north. I"m curious as to what they do to get enough food. They don"t have any branch sects or anything like that. there"s no crops around and the animals are either not here or just monsters off roaming the snowy wasteland.

My votes on selling off monster cores. Or selling some of the left behind treasure. As I"m looking around I notice a presence spying on us I look up towards the sky and see nothing. But I know who is there. It"s the creator of this frozen land of idiocy and her disciple.

Apparently years back she was attacked by an enemy sect and ended up getting poisoned and losing her memory. She found herself on this planet with only the knowledge of how to cultivate. So what does she do? She starts up a sect and becomes it"s leader before regaining her memories and just up and dissapearing. occasionally she comes by to watch how they are doing. I Give her a wave even though I can"t see them I can still sense them.

Pa.s.sing through the gates I"m met with the sight of hundreds of female cultivators with pale white skin and beautiful complexions. However the dead look they give me from that frozen heart sutra or whatever is rather unsettling. It"s like your being watched by a bunch of soulless dolls.

That was another blunder from the dips.h.i.t up in the sky. To protect them from losing their cultivation as this is a technique cultivated by women since the men don"t have the required energy. too much yang or some c.r.a.p.

She taught them a method to kill off their feelings so they don"t fall in love and blow the sects secret and then have disciples hunted down.

I dislike emotion killing cultivation as I think it"s pretty stupid. Oh you have to give up your happiness, your family, your love, all for power to cultivate? yeah I"m pretty sure there are more powerful cultivators out there who didn"t do that but they must not have noticed this small thing.

Making our way to the sect masters palace area. we run into 6 women who are a bit older and more powerful than the rest. these must be the fairies of asgard. which is quickly confirmed by one of them rushing over.

"Sister what are....? YOU!" she shouts pointing at me. "I know who you are your the husband of quingyu, quickly tell me what happened to her!" she asks grabbing my shoulders.

"Very simple I took her away from you idiots who didn"t even tell their own disciples that the technique they cultivate kills them." I say narrowing my eyes.

"What are you talking ab..." she begins but I cut her off. "Don"t play stupid with me I"m pretty sure your grandmaster is only like 70 but she"s dying when her lifespan is supposed to be hundreds of years. You"ve basically just turned your bodies into big a.s.s popsicles. What kind of idiots cultivate a technique that kills themselves. And your telling me in the thousand or so years not a single one of your masters thought "Oh this is killing everyone off maybe we should just, I don"t know? Not f.u.c.king cultivate it?!?" instead what do you idiots do? you run off and search for ice based plants and herb and kill off ice based monsters to absorb and increase your rate of death tell me f.u.c.kwit how old is your current sect master that is also dying?" I ask her with venom in my voice as sometimes people are just too d.a.m.n stupid.

"35.." she whispers out looking ashamed.

"So you guys basically just wanted my wife to commit a nice quiet suicide so you could have a new sect leader because of your stupidity?"

Noone says anything.

I fight back the urge to just start smacking people for being stupid and I"m sure the big cultivator in the sky is also ashamed.

I find my inner peace and calm down. "Lucky for you idiots I can help solve your problem like I did for this one." I say pointing at chu yuechan.

I ignore the slackjawed girls and continue inside to find the current sect leader. seeing a women sitting on an icy chair with and older woman behind her I figure I got the right people.

"So your the lead idiot who is currently sending people to their deaths?" I ask.

"Boy how dare..." before anymore words can be said I fire out my chains faster than they can react binding them all.

"Listen here I came to save your bunch of sorry a.s.ses if you spew one drop of bulls.h.i.t I can easily just let you suffer and kill off the entire clan by just waiting around and watching. Did you know the leader of the mighty sword sect knows all about your little secret of not being able to have s.e.x. Did you also know that he"s about 2 or 3 realms higher than your pitiful grandmaster over there." I ask with a hint of scorn in my voice.

"You want to know about your 1000 year calamity? There you have it. Now if you say one single word I"ll let it happen and just go worry about my own problems." honestly I wouldn"t do that I just don"t want to hear some high and mighty bulls.h.i.t from technically a cult leader at this point.

I start healing all the girls and tossing them into the kingdom. "Your being relocated to a better environment as this place blows. However you should all be excited as I"ll soon have the missing piece you guys need to actually be able to cultivate your arts and I"ll even share it with you. Not to mention my place has pure profound energy that"s about 100x better than this place." I don"t let them voice any complaints as idiots lose their rights to make decisions when they make stupid choices.

Ca.s.sie and the other girls are ready for them and we have set up the proper housing. After helping out all the girls I raid the place for valuables and the Phoenix cannon which is embedded into a temple with a teleportation portal. I just loot the whole temple.

I"m about to make my way out when in front of me stands at woman and her disciple. "What did you just do?" she asks me with a deadly glare but she just looks sickly in my eyes.

"That nice fire poison treating you well eh? You know I can actually heal that and I"ll show you where your disciples went all you gotta do is grab my hand." I say holding out my hand. She looks at me for a second as she"s going to die in a few years anyway what"s she got to lose. She grabs it. I use the sky poison pearls ability and heal her right up in an instant. She"s shocked as she knows there"s only one item that can do this but before she can open her mouth I pop her into the kingdom before turning to her disciple. "Are you going also or are you just gunna stand there looking like an idiot?" She hurriedly grabs my hand and head off also.

I"ll use these guys later to get information on the upper realms. But for now i figure it"s time to go and visit one of the dead zones of this world and speak with a big lizard.