My Multiverse Trip

The asgard cultivator I had helped out had stalked me to my room. "What may I ask is the reason for the home invasion?" i ask her.

"I want you help to save our sect master and Grandmaster." She asks with a calm expression.

"You see that sounds like a lot of effort and work and why should I even do that? You guys have literally nothing I want including your c.r.a.ppy cultivation technique. I"ll get the ice phoenix cannon in the upper realm along with the bloodline." I just wave her off.

This is true as she literally has nothing to offer me. "I could however offer you guys a better place to cultivate as I know all about the calamity that"s going to hit your sect and even about your upcoming death." I say offering her a cup of hot coco.

"You know the patriarch of Sword Pavillion that insane stalker guy who kept following you around confessing his love for you years ago? yeah his wife is a jealous c.u.n.t and the daughter of one of the elders of the mighty sword sect. She plans to have you killed off after the upcoming event and unless you can fight against people at the tyrant level which I know you can"t. Your inevitably doomed." I tell her sipping my drink.

"However your in luck as don"t really like them and have grown a strong enjoyment in thwarting plans. I"ll invite your entire sect to my kingdom as I"ve already invited a hidden phoenix clan a few more cultivators should be fine and I"ve not heard any complaints about your sect as you keep to yourself." not to mention it"s a group of pretty much only beautiful women. My kingdoms male to female ratio is pretty much f.u.c.ked. I have basically 90% noncombatant females I think some cultivation would do them well.

While I"m pondering over the population problems. chu yuechan also known as the frozen fairy of beauty is looking at me with absolute horror on her face. Thinking about what I said this is pretty much the only outcome.

I just pat her head. "Don"t worry about it I have a safe place for everyone and it"s mostly women you guys can teach. However they will be learning different techniques as you guys have some busted junk and even if it wasn"t the only bonus you get is making stuff cold."

I take out my manual for cultivation and show it too her. "This is what I cultivate and I could more than likely smack the s.h.i.t out of you and not break a sweat. Your foundation is c.r.a.p. Your combat skills are c.r.a.p. Your hand to hand is probably nonexistent since you guys use long distance ice attacks." She flushes as pretty much everything I said was true.

If I recall in the story they actually used ribbons as weapons. I admit ice can be a great weapon to use but they only have like 3 attacks. I could use ice style and s.h.i.t on their frosty dreams.

I start making ice knives and mirrors warping around making a literal dome of icy death. Much to her shock. "I"ll let you guys study under someone who is pretty good with ice style moves her name is haku. She"s one of my waifus who knows maybe you"ll learn some new tricks."

"We can head out tomorrow I have plans to go and play in one of the death zones anyway I need to pick up a couple of lizards. I"ll show you around your new place to live so you can see if I was lying or not and get in some cultivation as I know how you guys are. Total f.u.c.king bricks at anything but cultivation." she looks like she"s going to protest but i just suck her into the kingdom and head off to talk with haku. Maybe she would like to learn some new ice skills and cultivation.

I have her show chu yuechan around and talk to Ca.s.sie about some new cultivation style houses and getting a few basic books into the library at hogwarts. there"s no manuals on stupid techniques only how to do moves properly like how to use weapons and hand to hand. Everything is basics.

After business is done I head into the realm for some quality cuddle time with the waifus. we spent the rest of the evening watching some Futurama and having some nice light affection. sometimes it"s good to just relax after a nice full day.

Although I didn"t do anything but plant an orchard I deserve a while just not caring about anything and maybe watching some pointless yt videos. I enjoy those ones where people crush stuff with a press or put red hot metal b.a.l.l.s on items to melt could spend hours watching them.

For some odd reason I feel like I forcibly recruited a whole sect of beautiful women to the kingdom without hearing their opinion on it.

Nahhhh.

with that thrown out of my mind I head off to a blissful sleep wrapped in beautiful women and love and affection.