Obtaining the Strongest Cheat

With the summer season of the first day of September starts out hot, I, Akira Sadaki (16 years old) was returning while eating ice cream.
The ice is soda-flavored.
I thought about going out, while thinking about things, I changed my mind.

Since it wasn’t such a successful trial for me, I cleared things up that were common, and I didn’t even have social anxiety. I began to look around as to whether a recycling bin was nearby.
With roads and residential areas spread black all around, I couldn’t find the letters “recycling bin” nearby.
Then, I suddenly fell into a mysterious manhole that opened below my feet.

「Eh?」

The scenery that was the daytime light I was just in became the shape of a circle… then slowly becoming a point and disappeared.
I can’t see anything with my entire surroundings being darkness itself.
What the h.e.l.l is going on! Perhaps,

「This must be a transfer to a different world!」

『Correct answer.』

「No, I don’t need a response, just return me to my original world!  Yomikake no Ran.o.be is at its greatest part right now!」
[TL Note: It’s a manga, not a real one though, as far as I know]

Yup, I was reading Ran.o.be yesterday late at night, but my mother noticed and she turned off the lights, furthermore, I had school today so I couldn’t read the continuation.
The continuation was becoming a matter of concern, it was intolerable, but then,

『But it’s a fantasy world where Ran.o.be is closely similar to it. I would recommend it.』

「No, thank you for the help. I definitely don’t want to go to a different world where there is no internet.」
[TL Note: I do, because of girls, adventures, guilds, monster girls, slime girls, monster girls, elves, monster girls.]

『Un, Since the “era of time” of the other world is slightly different to yours, it is necessary to fix it, but if you don’t mind it, I can allow you to connect to the internet!』

「But, the funds, what about them?」

A sudden different world transition is going to be hard with zero funds.
There won’t be able to explain things, and it will be hard to ask for help.
So I say,

『Then as a service, 10 thousand pieces of gold~』

「With that, what do you want me to do?」

As I heard a voice, I listened to what I should listen to first for the moment,

『…..』

「You’ve become silent. I can smell the landmine of this. I’ll just go home…」

『Oh, that’s already impossible, so please choose a special ability (cheat) from the next b.u.t.ton. Three random abilities will appear if you push the b.u.t.ton, so please choose one from the three. If not, it’s possible to let you transfer now.』

I heard the mysterious strange voice and on.
And I began thinking about what to do.

TRANSLATOR COMMENTS

The first chapter of this series, not so bad, unlike that other one, the guy just keeps thinking the different world was a d.a.m.n game.. like dafuq, well, this one is new and sounds cool, so.