"I may kiss the hand that has beaten me?" said I.
He laughed again. He was a very merry prince when he was in the mood.
"It should be the other way about, I should think," he said. But he gave me his hand; and I sat down.
All the while we were talking, still, with one-half of my mind I was considering what was to be done next. It was a part, only, of my business that had been done; yet how to accomplish the rest without spoiling all? Presently His Majesty himself repeated that which Mr.
Chiffinch had already said to me; and spoke of some kind of recognition that was due to me. That gave me my cue.
"Your Majesty is exceedingly kind," I said. "But I trust I am not to be dismissed from the King"s service? Mr. Chiffinch appeared to think--"
"Why, no," said he; "not even after all your crimes. Besides we have something for you. Did he not tell you?"
"Any public recognition, Sir," I said, "would effectually do so. The very small value that my services may have would wholly be lost, if they were known in any way."
"Chiffinch said the same," observed the King meditatively. "But--"
"Sir," I said, "might I not have some private recognition instead? There is a very particular favour I have in mind, which would be private altogether; and which I would take as a complete discharge of that which Your Majesty has been good enough to call a debt of the King"s."
"Not money, man! Surely!" exclaimed the King in alarm.
"Not in the least, Sir; it will not cost the exchequer a farthing."
"Well, you shall have it then. You may be sure of that."
"Well, Sir," said I, "it is a serious matter. Your Majesty will dislike it exceedingly."
He pursed his lips and looked at me sharply.
"Wait!" he said. "It will not affect my honour or--or my religion in any way?"
I a.s.sumed an air of slight offence.
"Sir; I should not be likely to ask it, if it affected Your Majesty"s honour. And as for religion--" I stopped: for one more opening presented itself which I dared not neglect. From both his manner and his words I saw that religion was not very far from his thoughts.
"Well--sir," he said. "And what of religion?"
"Sir, I pray every day for Your Majesty"s conversion--"
"Conversion, eh?"
"Conversion to the Holy Catholic Church, Sir. I would give my life for that, ten times over."
"There! there! have done," said His Majesty, with a touch of uneasiness.
"But I would not ask a pledge, blindfold, Sir; even to save all those ten lives of mine."
"One more than a cat, eh? Do you know, Mr. Mallock, you remind me sometimes of a cat. You are so demure, and yet you can pounce and scratch when the occasion comes."
"I would sooner it had been a little dog, Sir," I said, glancing at the spaniels that were curled up together before the fire.
"Well--well; we are wandering," smiled the King. "Now what is this favour?"
I supposed I must have looked very grave and serious; for before I could speak he leaned forward.
"It is to count as a complete discharge, I understood you to say, Mr.
Mallock, for all obligations on my part. And there is no money in it?"
"Yes, Sir," said I. "And there is no money in it."
He must have seen I was serious.
"Well; I take you at your word, sir. I will grant it. Tell me what it is."
He leaned back, looking at me curiously.
"Sir," I said, "it is now about half-past ten o"clock. What I ask is that my cousin, Mistress Dorothy Jermyn, receives an immediate dismissal from Her Majesty"s service; and is ordered to leave London with me, for her father"s house, at noon."
His Majesty looked at me amazed. I think he did not know whether to be angry, or to laugh.
"Well, sir," he said at last. "That is the maddest request I have ever had. You mean what you say?"
"Certainly, Sir."
"Well: you must have it then. It is the queerest kindness I have ever done. Why do you ask it? Eh?"
"Sir; you do not want my peroration over again!"
His face darkened.
"That is very like impudence, Mr. Mallock."
"I do not mean it for such, Sir. It is the naked truth."
"You think this is not a fitting place for her?"
"I am sure it is not, Sir," I said very earnestly, "nor for any country-maid. Would Your Majesty think--"
He jerked his head impatiently.
"What my Majesty thinks is one thing; what I, Charles Stuart, do, is another. Well: you must have it. There is no more to be said."
I think he expected me to stand up and take my leave. But I remained still in my chair.
"Well; what else, sir?" he asked.
"Sir; it is near a quarter to eleven. I have not the order, yet."