"Why, yes," I said. "And I will be with you at half-past nine to-morrow."
He beckoned the young soldier up.
"See this gentleman to the gate," he said. "He will find his way home, after that."
CHAPTER III
I spent a very heavy evening before I went to bed; and when I was there I could not sleep; for it appeared to me that I had made a great fool of myself, having injured my own prospects and done no good to anyone. I understood perfectly that I had acted in an unpardonable manner; for Her Majesty"s Maids of Honour were kept, or were supposed to be kept, in very great seclusion at home, as if they were Vestal virgins--which was indeed a very great supposition. Tale after tale came back to my mind of those Maids in the past--of Mademoiselle de la Garde herself, of Miss Stewart, Miss Hyde, Miss Hamilton, and others like them--some of whom were indeed good, but had the greatest difficulty in remaining so; for the Court of Charles was a terrible place for virtue. It was astonishing to me that the horror of the place had not before this affected me; but it is always so. We are very philosophical, always, over the wrongs that do not touch ourselves.
As to how my Cousin Dolly came to be in such a place, I began to think that I understood. It must all have dated from that unhappy visit of the Duke of Monmouth to Hare Street; my Cousin Tom must have followed up that strange introduction, and the affair must have been worked through Her Grace of Portsmouth. I think I could have taken my Cousin Tom by the throat, and choked him, as I thought of this.
Meantime I had no idea as to what I should do the next day--except, indeed, see His Majesty, and say, perhaps, one tenth of what I felt. I had told Dolly we should ride at noon next day; I was beginning to wonder whether this prediction would be fulfilled. Yet, though I had begun to consider myself more than in the first flush, I still felt my anger rise in me like a tide whenever I regarded the bare facts. But mere anger would never do; and I set myself to drive it down. Besides, it would be there, I knew, and ready, if I should need it on the next day.
When I arrived at Mr. Chiffinch"s the next morning, I found him in a very grave mood. He did not rise as I came in, but nodded to me, only.
"Sit down, Mr. Mallock," said he. "This is a very serious affair."
"So I think," I said.
He waved that away.
"His Majesty hath heard every word of it, with embellishments. He is very angry indeed. Nothing but what you have done for him lately could have saved you; and even now I do not know--"
"Man," I said, "do not let us leave such talk as this. It is not I who am in question--"
"I think you will find that it is," he answered me, with a quick look.
I strove to be patient, and, even more, to appear so.
"Well," I said, "what have I done? I am come back from France: I hear my cousin is here; I go to see her; a fellow at the door is impertinent, and I chastise him for it. Then I go upstairs to my cousin"s parlour--"
"That is the point," he interrupted. "It is not your cousin"s. It is the lodging of the Maids of Honour."
Yes: he had me there. That was my weak point. But I would not let him see that.
"How was I to understand that distinction? I knocked at the door as peaceably as any man could."
"And after that," he said, smiling a little grimly, "after that, your cousinly affection blinded you."
"Well, that will do," I said.
He smiled again.
"Well; that is your case," he observed. "We will see how His Majesty regards it. For I must tell you, Mr. Mallock, that for five minutes last night it was touch and go whether you were not to be arrested. And I will tell you this too, that if you had not come this morning, you would have been brought."
"As bad as that?" I said, laughing. (But I must confess that his gravity dismayed me a little.)
"As bad as that," he said. "You must go to His Majesty at ten."
"As I arranged," I said.
"As His Majesty arranged," said Mr. Chiffinch, rising: "and it is close upon the time."
And then he added, with the utmost gravity.
"If there is one thing His Sacred Majesty is touchy upon, it is the reputation of the ladies of the Court. I would remember that, sir, if I were you."
I observed a while ago that Pride is a good weapon if one has not Humility. So is Anger a good weapon, if one has not Patience; and I do not mean simulated Anger, but the pa.s.sion itself, held in a leash, like a dog, and loosed when the time comes. Now, so great was my feeling for His Majesty, and that not only of an honest loyalty, but of a real kind of respect that I had for his person and his parts--a real fear of the very great strength of will that lay beneath his weakness--that I understood that, unless my anger was fairly near the surface, I should be beaten down when I came into his presence. So, as we went together towards his lodgings, I looked to see that my anger was there, patted it on the head so to say, and called it Good Dog: and was relieved to hear it growl softly in answer.
Plainly we were expected; because the two guards at the door stood aside as soon as they saw us, and one of them called out something to a man above. There were two more at the door itself; and we went in.
As we came in at the door of the private closet, having had no answer to our knock, His Majesty came in at the other with two dogs at his heels.
He paid no attention to me at all, and barely nodded at my companion.
Then he sat down to his table, and began to write; leaving us standing there like a pair of schoolboys.
Again I stroked the head of my anger. I could see the King was very seriously displeased; and that unless I could keep myself determined, he would have the best of the interview; and that I was resolved he should not have.
Suddenly he spoke, still writing.
"You can go, Chiffinch," said he. "Come back in half an hour."
He looked up for a flash and nodded; and I thought, G.o.d knows why, that he had in mind the guards outside, and that they should be within call.
I knew precisely what my legal offence would be--that of brawling within the precincts of the palace; and the penalties of this I did not care to think about; for I was not sure enough what they were.
When the door closed behind Mr. Chiffinch I felt more alone than ever. I regarded the King"s dark face, turned down upon his paper; his dusky ringed hand with the lace turned back; the blue-gemmed quill that he used, his great plumed hat. I looked now and again, discreetly, round the room, at the gorgeous carvings, the tall presses, the innumerable clocks, the brightly polished windows with the river flowing beneath. I felt very little and lonely. Then, in a flash, the memory came back that not fifty yards away was Dolly"s little parlour, and Dolly herself; and my determination surged up once more.
Suddenly His Majesty threw down his pen.
"Mr. Mallock," he said very sternly, "there is only one excuse for you--that you were drunk last night. Do you plead that?"
He was looking straight at me with savage melancholy eyes. I dropped my own.
"No, Sir."
"You dare to say you were not drunk?"
"Yes, Sir."
His Majesty caught up an ivory knife and sat drawing it through his fingers, still looking at me, I perceived; though I kept my eyes down. I could see that he was violently impatient.
"Mr. Mallock," said he, "this is intolerable. You come back from France where you have done me good service--I will never deny that--and you win my grat.i.tude; and then you fling it all away by a piece of unpardonable behaviour. Are you aware of the penalties for such behaviour as yours?--brawling in the Palace itself, knocking my men down, forcing your way into the lodgings of Her Majesty"s Ladies? Have you anything to say as to why you should not go before the Green Cloth?"