I was still a bit shy of Mifflin"s scheme of stopping overnight at farmhouses, so I thought I"d go right into the town and look for a hotel. The next day was Sunday, so it seemed reasonable to give the horse a good rest and stay in Bath two nights. The Hominy House looked clean and old-fashioned, and the name amused me, so in I went. It was a kind of high-cla.s.s boarding-house, with mostly old women around. It looked to me almost literary and Elbert Hubbardish compared to the Grand Central in Shelby. The folks there stared at me somewhat suspiciously and I half thought they were going to say they didn"t take pedlars; but when I flashed a new five-dollar bill at the desk I got good service. A five-dollar bill is a patent of n.o.bility in New England.
My! how I enjoyed that creamed chicken on toast, and buckwheat cakes with syrup! After you get used to cooking all your own grub, a meal off some one else"s stove is the finest kind of treat. After supper I was all prepared to sit out on the porch with my sweater on and give a rocking chair a hot box, but then I remembered that it was up to me to carry on the traditions of Parna.s.sus. I was there to spread the gospel of good books. I got to thinking how the Professor never shirked carrying on his campaign, and I determined that I would be worthy of the cause.
When I think back about the experience, it seems pretty crazy, but at the time I was filled with a kind of evangelistic zeal. I thought if I was going to try to sell books I might as well have some fun out of it. Most of the old ladies were squatting about in the parlour, knitting or reading or playing cards. In the smoking-room I could see two dried-up men. Mrs. Hominy, the manager of the place, was sitting at her desk behind a bra.s.s railing, going over accounts with a quill pen. I thought that the house probably hadn"t had a shock since Walt Whitman wrote "Leaves of Gra.s.s." In a kind of do-or-die spirit I determined to give them a rouse.
In the dining-room I had noticed a huge dinner bell that stood behind the door. I stepped in there, and got it. Standing in the big hall I began ringing it as hard as I could shake my arm.
You might have thought it was a fire alarm. Mrs. Hominy dropped her pen in horror. The colonial dames in the parlour came to life and ran into the hall like c.o.c.kroaches. In a minute I had gathered quite a respectable audience. It was up to me to do the spellbinding.
"Friends," I said (unconsciously imitating the Professor"s tricks of the trade, I guess), "this bell which generally summons you to the groaning board now calls you to a literary repast. With the permission of the management, and with apologies for disturbing your tranquillity, I will deliver a few remarks on the value of good books. I see that several of you are fond of reading, so perhaps the topic will be congenial?"
They gazed at me about as warmly as a round of walnut sundaes.
"Ladies and Gentlemen," I continued, "of course you remember the story of Abe Lincoln when he said, "if you call a leg a tail, how many tails has a dog?" "Five," you answer. Wrong; because, as Mr.
Lincoln said, calling a leg a tail...."
I still think it was a good beginning. But that was as far as I got.
Mrs. Hominy came out of her trance, hastened from the cage, and grabbed my arm. She was quite red with anger.
"Really!" she said. "Well, really!... I must ask you to continue this in some other place. We do not allow commercial travellers in this house."
And within fifteen minutes they had hitched up Peg and asked me to move on. Indeed I was so taken aback by my own zeal that I could hardly protest. In a kind of daze I found myself at the Moose Hotel, where they a.s.sured me that they catered to mercantile people. I went straight to my room and fell asleep as soon as I reached the straw mattress.
That was my first and only public speech.
CHAPTER TWELVE
The next day was Sunday, October sixth. I well remember the date.
I woke up as chipper as any Robert W. Chambers heroine. All my doubts and depressions of the evening before had fled, and I was single-heartedly delighted with the world and everything in it. The hotel was a poor place, but it would have taken more than that to mar my composure. I had a bitterly cold bath in a real country tin tub, and then eggs and pancakes for breakfast. At the table was a drummer who sold lightning rods, and several other travelling salesmen. I"m afraid my conversation was consciously modelled along the line of what the Professor would have said if he had been there, but at any rate I got along swimmingly. The travelling men, after a moment or two of embarra.s.sed diffidence, treated me quite as one of themselves and asked me about my "line" with interest. I described what I was doing and they all said they envied me my freedom to come and go independently of trains. We talked cheerfully for a long time, and almost without intending to, I started preaching about books. In the end they insisted on my showing them Parna.s.sus. We all went out to the stable, where the van was quartered, and they browsed over the shelves. Before I knew it I had sold five dollars"
worth, although I had decided not to do any business at all on Sunday. But I couldn"t refuse to sell them the stuff as they all seemed so keen on getting something really good to read. One man kept on talking about Harold Bell Wright, but I had to admit that I hadn"t heard of him. Evidently the Professor hadn"t stocked any of his works. I was tickled to see that after all little Redbeard didn"t know _everything_ about literature.
After that I debated whether to go to church or to write letters.
Finally I decided in favour of the letters. First I tackled Andrew.
I wrote:
The Moose Hotel, Bath, Sunday morning.
DEAR ANDREW:
It seems absurd to think that it"s only three days since I left Sabine Farm. Honestly, more has happened to me in these three days than in three years at home.
I"m sorry that you and Mr. Mifflin disagreed but I quite understood your feelings. But I"m very angry that you should have tried to stop that check I gave him. It was none of your business, Andrew.
I telephoned Mr. Shirley and made him send word to the bank in Woodbridge to give Mifflin the money. Mr. Mifflin did not swindle me into buying Parna.s.sus. I did it of my own free will. If you want to know the truth, it was your fault! I bought it because I was scared _you_ would if I didn"t. And I didn"t want to be left all alone on the farm from now till Thanksgiving while you went off on another trip. So I decided to do the thing myself. I thought I"d see how you would like being left all alone to run the house. I thought it"d be pretty nice for me to get things off my mind a while and have an adventure of my own.
Now, Andrew, here are some directions for you:
1. Don"t forget to feed the chickens twice a day, and collect _all_ the eggs. There"s a nest behind the wood pile, and some of the Wyandottes have been laying under the ice house.
2. Don"t let Rosie touch grandmother"s blue china, because she"ll break it as sure as fate if she lays her big, thick Swedish fingers on it.
3. Don"t forget your warmer underwear. The nights are getting chilly.
4. I forgot to put the cover on the sewing machine. Please do that for me or it"ll get all dusty.
5. Don"t let the cat run loose in the house at night: he always breaks something.
6. Send your socks and anything else that needs darning over to Mrs.
McNally, she can do it for you.
7. Don"t forget to feed the pigs.
8. Don"t forget to mend the weathervane on the barn.
9. Don"t forget to send that barrel of apples over to the cider mill or you won"t have any cider to drink when Mr. Decameron comes up to see us later in the fall.
10. Just to make ten commandments, I"ll add one more: You might "phone to Mrs. Collins that the Dorcas will have to meet at some one else"s house next week, because I don"t know just when I"ll get back. I may be away a fortnight more. This is my first holiday in a long time and I"m going to chew it before I swallow it.
The Professor (Mr. Mifflin, I mean) has gone back to Brooklyn to work on his book. I"m sorry you and he had to mix it up on the high road like a couple of hooligans. He"s a nice little man and you"d like him if you got to know him.
I"m spending Sunday in Bath: to-morrow I"m going on toward Hastings.
I"ve sold five dollars" worth of books this morning even if it is Sunday.
Your affte sister HELEN McGiLL.
P.S. Don"t forget to clean the separator after using it, or it"ll get in a fearful state.
After writing to Andrew I thought I would send a message to the Professor. I had already written him a long letter in my mind, but somehow when I began putting it on paper a sort of awkwardness came over me. I didn"t know just how to begin. I thought how much more fun it would be if he were there himself and I could listen to him talk. And then, while I was writing the first few sentences, some of the drummers came back into the room.
"Thought you"d like to see a Sunday paper," said one of them.
I picked up the newspaper with a word of thanks and ran an eye over the headlines. The ugly black letters stood up before me, and my heart gave a great contraction. I felt my fingertips turn cold.
DISASTROUS WRECK ON THE Sh.o.r.e LINE EXPRESS RUNS INTO OPEN SWITCH -- TEN LIVES LOST, AND MORE THAN A SCORE INJURED -- FAILURE OF BLOCK SIGNALS
The letters seemed to stand up before me as large as a Malted Milk signboard. With a shuddering apprehension I read the details.
Apparently the express that left Providence at four o"clock on Sat.u.r.day afternoon had crashed into an open siding near Willdon about six o"clock, and collided with a string of freight empties.
The baggage car had been demolished and the smoker had turned over and gone down an embankment. There were ten men killed... my head swam. Was that the train the Professor had taken? Let me see. He left Woodbridge on a local train at three. He had said the day before that the express left Port Vigor at five.... If he had changed to the express.....
In a kind of fascinated horror my eye caught the list of the dead.
I ran down the names. Thank G.o.d, no, Mifflin was not among them.
Then I saw the last entry:
UNIDENTIFIED MAN, MIDDLE-AGED.