"It"s hard to say," she observed to her husband, "how soon they may be useful to us. Who knows, Pether, but we may have a full shop yit, an" they may be able to make up bits of accounts for us, poor things?
Throth, I"d be happy if I wanst seen it."
"Faix, Ellish," replied Peter, "if we can get an as we"re doin", it is hard to say. For my own part, if I had got the larnin" in time, I might be a bright boy to-day, no doubt of it--could spake up to the best o" thim. I never wint to school but wanst, an" I remimber I threw the masther into a kiln-pot, an" broke the poor craythur"s arm; an" from that day to this, I never could be brought a single day to school."
Peter and Ellish now began to be pointed out as a couple worthy of imitation by those who knew that perseverance and industry never fail of securing their own reward. Others, however,--that is to say, the lazy, the profligate, and the ignorant,--had a ready solution of the secret of their success.
"Oh, my dear, she"s a lucky woman, an" anything she puts her hand to prospers. Sure sho was born wid a _lucky caul_* an her head; an", be sure, ahagur, the world will flow in upon thim. There"s many a neighbor about thim works their fingers to the stumps, an" yit you see they can"t get an: for Ellish, if she"d throw the sweepins of her hearth to the wind, it "ud come back to her in money. She was born to it, an" nothin"
can keep her from her luck!"**
* The caul is a, thin membrane, about the consistence of very fine silk, which sometimes covers the head on a new-born infant like a cap. It is always the omen of great good fortune to the infant and parents; and in Ireland, when any one has unexpectedly fallen into the receipt of property, or any other temporal good, it is customary to say, "such a person was born with a "lucky caul" on his head."
Why these are considered lucky, it would be a very difficult matter to ascertain. Several instances of good fortune, happening to such as were born with them, might, by their coincidences, form a basis for the superst.i.tion; just as the fact of three men during one severe winter having been found drowned, each with two shirts on, generated an opinion which has now become fixed and general in that parish, that it is unlucky to wear two shirts at once. We are not certain whether the caul is in general the perquisite of the midwife-- sometimes we believe it is; at all events, her integrity occasionally yields to the desire of possessing it. In many cases she conceals its existence, in order that she may secretly dispose of it to good advantage, which she frequently does; for it is considered to be the herald of good fortune to those who can get it into their possession. Now, let not our English neighbors smile at us for those things until they wash their own hands clear of such practices. At this day a caul will bring a good price in the most civilized city in the world--to wit, the good city of London--the British metropolis. Nay to such lengths has the mania for cauls been carried there, that they have been actually advertised for in the Times newspaper.
* This doctrine of fatalism is very prevalent among the lower orders in Ireland.
Such are many of the senseless theories that militate against exertion and industry in Ireland, and occasion many to shrink back from the laudible race of honest enterprise, into filth, penury, and crime. It is this idle and envious crew, who, with a natural aversion to domestic industry, become adepts in politics, and active in those illegal combinations and outrages which r.e.t.a.r.d the prosperity of the country, and bring disgrace upon the great body of its peaceable inhabitants.
In the meantime Ellish was rapidly advancing in life, while such persons were absurdly speculating upon the cause of her success. Her business was not only increased, but extended. From crockery, herrings, and salt, she advanced gradually to deal in other branches adapted to her station, and the wants of the people. She bought stockings, and retailed them every market-day. By and by a few pieces of soap might be seen in her windows; starch, blue, potash, and candles, were equally profitable.
Pipes were seen stuck across each other, flanked by tape, cakes, children"s books, thimbles, and bread. In fact, she was equally clever and expert in whatever she undertook. The consciousness of this, and the reputation of being "a hard honest woman," encouraged her to get a cask or two of beer, and a few rolls of tobacco. Peter, when she proposed the two last, consented only to sell them still as smuggled, goods--sub silentio. With her usual prudence, however, she declined this.
"We have gone on that way purty far," she replied, "an" never got a touch, (* never suffered by the exciseman) thanks to the kindness o" the neighbors that never informed an us: but now, Pether, that we"re able we had betther do everything above boord. You know the ould say, "long runs the fox, but he"s catched at last:" so let us give up in time, an" get out a little bit o" license."
"I don"t like that at all," replied Peter: "I cain"t warm my heart to the license. I"ll back you in anything but that. The gauger won"t come next or near us: he has thried it often, an" never made anything of it.
Dang me, but I"d like to have a bit o" fun with the gauger to see if my hand"s still ready for practice."
"Oh, thin, Pether, how can you talk that way, asth.o.r.e? Now if what I"m sayin" was left to yourself wouldn"t you be apt to plan it as I"m doin"?--wouldn"t you, acushla? Throth, I know you"re to cute an"
sinsible not to do it."
"Why thin, do you know what, Ellish--although I didn"t spake it out, upon my faix I was thinkin" of it. Divil a word o" lie in it."
"Oh, you thief o" the world, an" never to tell it to me. Faix, Pether, you"re a cunnin" shaver, an" as deep as a draw well."
"Let me alone. Why I tell you if I study an" lay myself down to it, I can conthrive anything. When I was young, many a time my poor father, G.o.d be good to him! said that if there was any possibility of gettin" me to take to larnin", I"d be risin" out o" the ashes every mornin" like a phanix."
"But won"t you hould to your plan about the license?"
"Hould! To be sure I will. What was I but takin" a rise out o" you. I intinded it this good while, you phanix--faix, I did."
In this manner did Ellish dupe her own husband into increasing wealth.
Their business soon became so extensive, that a larger house was absolutely necessary. To leave that, beneath whose roof she succeeded so well in all her speculations, was a point--be it of prudence or of prejudice--which Ellish could not overcome. Her maxim was, whereever you find yourself doing well, stay there. She contrived, however, to remedy this. To the old house additional apartments were, from time to time, added, into which their business soon extended. When these again became too small, others were also built; so that in the course of about twenty years, their premises were so extensive, that the original shebeen-house const.i.tuted a very small portion of Peter"s residence. Peter, during Ellish"s progress within doors, had not been idle without. For every new room added to the house, he was able to hook in a fresh farm in addition to those he had already occupied. Unexpected success had fixed his heart so strongly upon the acc.u.mulation of money, and the pride of rising in the world, as it was possible for a man, to whom they were only advent.i.tious feelings, to experience. The points of view in which he and his wife were contemplated by the little public about them were peculiar, but clearly distinct. The wife was generally esteemed for her talents and incessant application to business; but she was not so cordially liked as Peter. He, on the other hand, though less esteemed, was more beloved by all their acquaintances than Ellish. This might probably originate from the more obvious congeniality which existed between Peter"s natural disposition, and the national character; for with the latter, Ellish, except good humor, had little in common.
The usual remarks upon both were--"she would buy an" sell him"--""twas she that made a man of him; but for all that, Pether"s worth a ship-load of her, if she"d give him his own way." That is, if she would permit him to drink with the neighbors, to be idle and extravagant.
Every year, now that their capital was extending, added more perceptibly to their independence. Ellish"s experience in the humbler kinds of business, trained her for a higher line; just as boys at school rise from one form to another. She made no plunges, nor permitted Peter, who was often, inclined to jump at conclusions, to make any. Her elevation was gradual and cautious; for her plans were always so seasonable and simple that every new description of business, and every new success, seemed to arise naturally from that which went before it.
Having once taken out a license, their house soon became a decent country spirit establishment; from soap, and candles, and tobacco, she rose into the full sweep of groceries; and from dealing in Connemara stockings and tape, she proceeded in due time to sell woollen and linen drapery. Her crockery was now metamorphosed into delf, pottery, and hardware; her gingerbread into stout loaves, for as Peter himself grew wheat largely, she seized the opportunity presented by the death of the only good baker in the neighborhood, of opening an extensive bakery.
It may be asked, how two illiterate persons, like Peter and Ellish, could conduct business in which so much calculation was necessary, without suffering severely by their liability to make mistakes. To this we reply--first, that we should have liked to see any person attempting to pa.s.s a bad note or a light guinea upon Ellish after nine or ten years" experience; we should like to have seen a smug clerk taking his pen from behind his ear, and after making his calculation, on inquiring from Ellish if she had reckoned up the amount, compelled to ascertain the error which she pointed out to him. The most remarkable point in her whole character, was the rapid accuracy she displayed in mental calculation, and her uncommon sagacity in detecting bad money.
There is, however, a still more satisfactory explanation of this circ.u.mstance to be given. She had not neglected the education of her children. The eldest was now an intelligent boy, and a smart accountant, who, thanks to his master, had been taught to keep their books by Double Entry. The second was little inferior to him as a clerk, though as a general dealer he was far his superior. The eldest had been princ.i.p.ally behind the counter; whilst the younger, in accompanying his mother in all her transactions and bargain-making, had in a great measure imbibed her address and tact.
It is certainly a pleasing, and, we think, an interesting thing, to contemplate the enterprise of an humble, but active, shrewd woman, enabling her to rise, step by step, from the lowest state of poverty to a small sense of independence; from this, by calling-fresh powers into action, taking wider views, and following them up by increased efforts, until her shebeen becomes a small country public-house; until her roll of tobacco, and her few pounds of soap and starch, are lost in the well-filled drawers of a grocery shop; and her gray Connemara stockings transformed by the golden wand of industry into a country cloth warehouse. To see Peter--from the time when he first harrowed part of his farm with a thorn-bush, and ploughed it by joining his horse to that of a neighbor--adding farm to farm, horse to horse, and cart to cart, until we find him a wealthy and extensive agriculturist.
The progress of Peter and Ellish was in another point of view a good study for him who wishes to look into human nature, whilst adapting itself to the circ.u.mstances through which it pa.s.ses. When this couple began life, their friends and acquaintancess were as poor as themselves; as they advanced from one gradation to another, and rose up from a lower to a higher state, their former friends, who remained in their original poverty, found themselves left behind in cordiality and intimacy, as well as in circ.u.mstances; whilst the subjects of our sketch continued to make new friendships of a more respectable stamp, to fill up, as it were, the places held in their good will by their humble, but neglected, intimates. Let not our readers, however, condemn them for this.
It was the act of society, and not of Peter and Ellish. On their parts, it was involuntary; their circ.u.mstances raised them, and they were compelled, of course, to rise with their circ.u.mstances. They were pa.s.sing through the journey of life, as it were, and those with whom they set out, not having been able to keep up with them, soon lost their companionship, which was given to those with whom they travelled for the time being. Society is always ready to reward the enterprising and industrious by its just honors, whether they are sought or not; it is so disposed, that every man falls or rises into his proper place in it, and that by the wisdom and harmony of its structure. The rake, who dissipates by profligacy and extravagance that which might have secured him an honorable place in life, is eventually brought to the work-house; whilst the active citizen, who realizes an honest independence, is viewed with honor and esteem.
Peter and Ellish were now people of consequence in the parish; the former had ceased to do anything more than superintend the cultivation of his farms; the latter still took an active part in her own business, or rather in the various departments of business Which she carried on.
Peter might be seen the first man abroad in the morning proceeding to some of his farms mounted upon a good horse, comfortably dressed in top boots, stout corduroy breeches, buff cashmere waistcoat, and blue broad-cloth coat, to which in winter was added a strong frieze greatcoat, with a drab velvet collar, and a glazed hat. Ellish was also respectably dressed, but still considerably under her circ.u.mstances.
Her mode of travelling to fairs or markets was either upon a common car, covered with a feather-bed and quilt, or behind Peter upon a pillion.
This last method flattered Peter"s vanity very much; no man could ride on these occasions with a statelier air. He kept himself as erect and stiff as a poker, and brandished the thong of his loaded whip with the pride of a gentleman farmer.
"Tis true, he did not always hear the sarcastic remarks which were pa.s.sed upon him by those who witnessed his good-natured vanity:
"There he goes," some laboring man on the wayside would exclaim, "a purse-proud _bodagh_ upon our hands. Why, thin, does he forget that we remimber when he kept the shebeen-house, an" sould his smuggled to-baccy in gits (* the smallest possible quant.i.ties) out of his pocket, for fraid o" the gauger! Sowl, he"d show a blue nose, any way, only for the wife--"Twas she made a man of him."
"Faith, an" I for one, won"t hear Pether Connell run down," his companion would reply; "he"s a good-hearted, honest man, an" obligin"
enough; an" for that matter so is the wife, a hard honest woman, that made what they have, an" brought herself an" her husband from nothin" to somethin"."
"Thrue for you, Tim; in throth, they do desarve credit. Still, you see, here"s you an" me, an" we"ve both been slavin" ourselves as much as they have, an" yet you see how we are! However, _its their luck_, and there"s no use in begrudgin" it to them."
When their children were full-grown, the mother did not, as might have been supposed, prevent them from making a respectable appearance.
With excellent judgment, she tempered their dress, circ.u.mstances, and prospects so well together, that the family presented an admirable display of economy, and a decent sense of independence. From the moment they were able to furnish solid proofs of their ability to give a comfortable dinner occasionally, the priest of the parish began to notice them; and this new intimacy, warmed by the honor conferred on one side, and by the good dinners on the other, ripened into a strong friendship. For many a long year, neither Peter nor Ellish, G.o.d forgive them, ever troubled themselves about going to their duty. They soon became, however, persons of too much importance to be d.a.m.ned without an effort made for their salvation. The worthy gentleman accordingly addressed them on the subject, and as the matter was one of perfect indifference to both, they had not the slightest hesitation to go to confession--in compliment to the priest. We do not blame the priest for this; G.o.d forbid that we should quarrel with a man for loving a good dinner. If we ourselves were a priest, it is very probable,--nay, from the zest with which we approach a good dinner, it is quite certain--that we would have cultivated honest Peter"s acquaintance, and drawn him out to the practice of that most social of virtues--hospitality. The salvation of such a man"s soul was worth looking after; and, indeed, we find a much warmer interest felt, in all churches, for those who are able to give good dinners, than for those poor miserable sinners who can scarcely get even a bad one.
But besides this, there was another reason for the Rev. Mr. Mulcahy"s anxiety to cultivate a friendship with Peter and his wife--which reason consisted in a very laudable determination to bring about a match between his own niece, Miss Granua Mulcahy, and Peter"s eldest son, Dan.
This speculation he had not yet broached to the family, except by broken hints, and jocular allusions to the very flattering proposals that had been made by many substantial young men for Miss Granua.
In the mean time the wealth of the Connells had acc.u.mulated to thousands; their business in the linen and woollen drapery line was incredible. There was scarcely a gentleman within many miles of them, who did not find it his interest to give them his custom. In the hardware, flour, and baking concerns they were equally fortunate. The report of their wealth had gone far and near, exaggerated, however, as everything of the kind is certain to be; but still there were ample grounds for estimating it at a very high amount.
Their stores were large, and well filled with many a valuable bale; their cellars well stocked with every description of spirits; and their shop, though not large in proportion to their transactions, was well filled, neat, and tastefully fitted up. There was no show, however--no empty glare to catch the eye; on the contrary, the whole concern was marked by an air of solid, warm comfort, that was much more indicative of wealth and independence than tawdry embellishment would have been.
"Avourneen," said Ellish, "the way to deck out your shop is to keep the best of goods. Wanst the people knows that they"ll get betther money-worth here than they"ll get anywhere else, they"ll come here, whether the shop looks well or ill. Not savin" but every shop ought to be clane an" dacent, for there"s rason in all things."
This, indeed, was another secret of their success. Every article in their shop was of the best description, having been selected by Ellish"s own eye and hand in the metropolis, or imported directly from the place of its manufacture. Her periodical visits to Dublin gave her great satisfaction; for it appears that those with whom she dealt, having had sufficient discrimination to appreciate her talents and integrity, treated her with marked respect.
Peter"s farm-yard bore much greater evidence of his wealth than did Ellish"s shop. It was certainly surprising to reflect, that by the capacity of two illiterate persons, who began the world with nothing, all the best and latest improvements in farming were either adopted or antic.i.p.ated. The farmyard was upon a great scale; for Peter cultivated no less than four hundred acres of land--to such lengths had his enterprise carried him. Threshing machines, large barns, corn kilns, large stacks, extensive stables, and immense cow-houses, together with the incessant din of active employment perpetually going on--all gave a very high opinion of their great prosperity, and certainly reflected honor upon those whose exertions had created such a scene about them.
One would naturally suppose, when the family of the Connells had arrived to such unexpected riches, and found it necessary to conduct a system whose machinery was so complicated and extensive that Ellish would have fallen back to the simple details of business, from a deficiency of that comprehensive intelligence which is requisite to conduct the higher order of mercantile transactions; especially as her sons were admirably qualified by practice, example, and education, to ease her of a task which would appear one of too much difficulty for an unlettered farmer"s wife. Such a supposition would be injurious to this excellent woman. So far from this being the case, she was still the moving spirit, the chief conductor of the establishment. Whenever any difficulty arose that required an effort of ingenuity and sagacity, she was able in the homeliest words to disentangle it so happily, that those who heard her wondered that it should at all have appeared to them as a difficulty.
She was everywhere. In Peter"s farm-yard her advice was as excellent and as useful as in her own shop. On his farms she was the better agriculturist, and she frequently set him right in his plans and speculations for the ensuing year.
She herself was not ignorant of her skill. Many a time has she surveyed the scene about her with an eye in which something like conscious pride might be seen to kindle. On those occasions she usually shook her head, and exclaimed, either in soliloquy, or by way of dialogue, to some person near her:--
"Well, avourneen, all"s very right, an" goin" an bravely; but I only hope that when I"m gone I won"t be missed!"
"Missed," Peter would reply, if he happened to hear her; "oh, upon my credit"--he was a man of too much consequence to swear "by this and by that" now--"upon my credit, Ellish, if you die soon, you"ll see the genteel wife I"ll have in your place."
"Whisht, avourneen! Although you"re but jokin", I don"t like to hear it, avillish! No, indeed; we wor too long together, Pether, and lived too happily wid one another, for you to have the heart to think of sich a thing!"
"No, in troth, Ellish, I would be long sarry to do it. It"s displasin"