to you, achree, an" I won"t say it. G.o.d spare you to us! It was you put the bone in us, an" that"s what all the country says, big an" little, young and ould; an" G.o.d He knows it"s truth, and nothin" else."
"Indeed, no, thin, Pether, it"s not altogether thruth, you desarve your full share of it. You backed me well, acushla, in everything, an" if you had been a dhrinkin", idle, rollikin" vagabone, what "ud signify all, that me or the likes o" me could do."
"Faith, an" it was you made me what I am, Ellish; you tuck the soft side o" me, you beauty; an" it"s well you did, for by this--hem, upon my reputation, if you had gone to cross purposes with me you"d find yourself in the wrong box. An", you phanix of beauty, you managed the childhre, the crathurs, the same way--an" a good way it is, in throth."
"Pether, wor you ever thinkin" o" Father Muloahy"s sweetness to us of late?"
"No, thin, the sorra one o" me thought of it. Why, Ellish?"
"Didn"t you obsarve that for the last three or four months he"s full of attintions to us? Every Sunday he brings you up, an" me, if I"d go, to the althar,--an" keeps you there by way of showin" you respect. Pether, it"s not you, but your money he respects; an" I think there ought to be no respect o" persons in the chapel, any how. You"re not a bit nearer G.o.d by bein" near the althar; for how do we know but the poorest crathur there is nearer to heaven than we are!"
"Faith, sure enough, Ellish; but what deep skame are you penethratin"
now, you desaver?"
"I"d lay my life, you"ll have a proposial o" marriage from Father Mulcahy, atween our Dan an" Miss Granua. For many a day he"s hintin" to us, from time to time, about the great offers she had; now what"s the rason, if she had these great offers, that he didn"t take them?"
"Bedad, Ellish, you"re the greatest headpiece in all Europe. Murdher alive, woman, what a fine counsellor you"d make. An" suppose he did offer, Ellish, what "ud you be sayin" to him?"
"Why, that "ud depind entirely upon what he"s able to give her--they say he has money. It "ud depind, too, upon whether Dan has any likin" for her or not."
"He"s often wid her, I know; an" I needn"t tell you, Ellish, that afore we wor spliced together, I was often wid somebody that I won"t mintion.
At all evints, he has made Dan put the big O afore the Connell, so that he has him now full namesake to the Counsellor; an", faith, that itself"
"ud get him a wife."
"Well, the best way is to say nothin", an" to hear nothin", till his Reverence spates out, an" thin we"ll see what can be done."
Ellish"s sagacity had not misled her. In a few months afterwards Father Mulcahy was asked by young Dan Connell to dine; and as he and holiest Ellish were sitting together, in the course of the evening, the priest broached the topic as follows:--
"Mrs. Connell, I think this whiskey is better than my four-year old, that I bought at the auction the other day, although Dan says mine"s better. Between ourselves, that Dan is a clever, talented young fellow; and if he happens upon a steady, sensible wife, there is no doubt but he will die a respectable man. But, by the by, Mrs. Connell, you"ve never tried my whiskey; and upon my credit, you must soon, for I know your opinion would decide the question."
"Is it worth while to decide it, your Reverence? I suppose the thruth is, sir, that both is good enough for anyone; an" I think that"s as much as we want."
Thus far she went, but never alluded to Dan, judiciously throwing the onus of introducing that subject upon the priest.
"Dan says mine"s better," observed Father Mulcahy; "and I would certainly give a great deal for his opinion upon that or any other subject, except theology."
"You ought," replied Ellish, "to be a bether judge of whiskey nor either Dan nor me; an" I"ll tell you why--you dhrink it in more places, and can make comparishment one wid another; but Dan an" me is confined mostly to our own, an" of that same we take very little, an" the less the betther for people in business, or indeed for anybody."
"Very true, Mrs. Connell! But for all that, I won"t give up Dan"s judgment in anything within his own line of business, still excepting theology, for which, he hasn"t the learning."
"He"s a good son, without _tay_ology--as good as ever broke the world"s bread," said Peter, "glory be to G.o.d! Although, for that matther, he ought to be as well acquainted wid _tay_ology as your Reverence, in regard that he _sells_ more of it nor you do."
"A good son, they say, Mrs. Connell, will make a good husband. I wonder you don"t think of settling him in life. It"s full time."
"Father, avourneen, we must lave that wid himself. I needn"t be tellin"
you, that it "ud be hard to find a girl able to bring what the girl that "ud expect Dan ought to bring."
This was a staggerer to the priest, who recruited his ingenuity by drinking Peter"s health, and Ellish"s.
"Have you n.o.body in your eye for him, Mrs. Connell?"
"Faith, I"ll engage she has," replied Peter, with a ludicrous grin--"I"ll venture for to say she has that."
"Very right, Mrs. Connell; it"s all fair. Might one ask who she is; for, to tell you the truth, Dan is a favorite of mine, and must make it a point to see him well settled."
"Why, your Reverence," replied Peter again, "jist the one you mintioned."
"Who? I? Why I mentioned n.o.body."
"An" that"s the very one she has in her eye for him, plase your Reverence--ha, ha, ha! What"s the world widout a joke, Docthor? beggin"
your pardon for makin" so free wid you."
"Peter, you"re still a wag," replied the priest; "but, seriously, Mrs.
Connell, have you selected any female, of respectable connections, as a likely person to be a wife for Dan?"
"Indeed no, your Reverence, I have not. Where could I pitch upon a girl--barrin" a Protestant, an" that "ud never do--who has a fortune to meet what Dan"s to get?"
The priest moved his chair a little, and drank their healths a second time.
"But you know, Mrs. Connell, that Dan needn"t care so much about fortune, if he got a girl of respectable connections. He has an independence himself."
"Thrue for you, father; but what right would any girl have to expect to be supported by the hard arnin" of me an" my husband, widout bringin"
somethin" forrid herself? You know, sir, that the fortune always goes wid the wife; but am I to fortune off my son to a girl that has nothin"?
If my son, plase your Reverence, hadn"t a coat to his back, or a guinea in his pocket--as, G.o.d be praised, he has both--but, supposin" he hadn"t, what right would he have to expect a girl wid a handsome fortune to marry him? There"s Paddy Neil your sarvint-boy; now, if Paddy, who"s an honest man"s son, axed your niece, wouldn"t you be apt to lose your timper?"
"I beg your pardon, Mrs. Connell, I think your fire"s rather hot--allow me to drawback a little. Mrs. Connell, your health again!--Mr. Connell, your fireside!"
"Thank you, Docthor; but faith I think you ought hardly to dhrink the same fireside, becase it appears to be rather hot for your Reverence, at the present time--ha, ha, ha! Jokin" still, Docthor, we must be. Well, what harm! I wish we may never do worse!"
"And what fortune would you expect with a girl of genteel connexion--a girl that"s accomplished, well say in music, plain work, and Irish, vernacularly?--hem! What fortune would you be expecting with such a girl?"
"Why, Docthor, ahagur, the only music I"d wish for my son"s wife is a good timper; an" that"s what their music-masthers can"t tache thim.
The plain work, although I don"t know what you mane by it, sounds well enough; an" as to Irish, whick-whacku-larly, if you mane our own ould tongue, he may get thousands that can spake it whackinly, an" nothin"
else."
"You"re a wealthy woman, certainly, Mrs. Connell, and what"s more, I"m not at all surprised at it. Your health, once more, and long life to you! Suppose, however, that Dan got a fitting wife, what would you expect as a proper portion? I have a reason for asking."
"Dan, plase your Reverence, will get four thousand to begin the world wid; an", as he"s to expect none but a Catholic, I suppose if he gets the fourth part of that, it"s as much as he ought to look for."
"A thousand pounds!--hut tut! The woman"s beside herself. Why look about you and try where you can find a Catholic girl with a thousand pounds fortune, except in a gentleman"s family, where Dan could never think of going."
"That"s thrue, any how, your Reverence," observed Peter.--"A thousand pounds! Ellish! you needn"t look for it. Where is it to be had out of a gintleman"s family, as his Reverence says thrue enough."
"An" now, Docthor," said Ellish, "what "ud you think a girl ought to bring a young man like Dan, that"s to have four thousand pounds?"
"I don"t think any Catholic girl of his own rank in the county, could get more than a couple of hundred."
"That"s one shillin" to every pound he has," replied Ellish, almost instantaneously. "But, Father, you may as well spake out at wanst," she continued, for she was too quick and direct in all her dealings to be annoyed by circ.u.mlocution; "you"re desairous of a match between Dan an"
Miss Granua?"