"Exactly," said the priest; "and what is more, I believe they are fond of each other. I know Dan is attached to her, for he told me so.
But, now that we have mentioned her, I say that there is not a more accomplished girl of her persuasion in the parish we sit in. She can play on the bagpipes better than any other piper in the province, for I taught her myself; and I tell you that in a respectable man"s wife a knowledge of music is a desirable thing. It"s hard to tell, Mrs.
Connell, how they may rise in the World, and get into fashionable company, so that accomplishments, you persave, are good, she can make a shirt and wash it, and she can write Irish. As for dancing, I only wish you"d see her at a hornpipe. All these things put together, along with her genteel connections, and the prospect of what I may be able to lave her--I say your son may do worse."
"It"s not what you"d lave her, sir, but what you"d give her in the first place, that I"d like to hear. Spake up, your Reverence, an" let us know how far you will go."
"I"m afeard, sir," said Peter, "if it goes to a clane bargain atween yez, that Ellish will make you bid up for Dan. Be sharp; sir, or you"ll have no chance; faix, you won"t."
"But, Mrs. Connell;" replied the priest, "before I spake up, consider her accomplishments. I"ll undertake to say, that the best bred girl in Dublin cannot perform music in such style, or on such an instrument as the one she uses. Let us contemplate Dan and her after marriage, in an elegant house, and full business, the dinner over, and they gone up to the drawing-room. Think how agreeable and graceful it would be for Mrs.
Daniel O"Connell to repair to the sofa, among a few respectable friends, and, taking up her bagpipes, set her elbow a-going, until the drone gives two or three broken groans, and the chanter a squeak or two, like a child in the cholic, or a cat that you had trampled on by accident.
Then comes the real ould Irish music, that warms the heart. Dan looks upon her graceful position, until the tears of love, taste, and admiration are coming down his cheeks. By and by, the toe of him moves: here another foot is going; and, in no time, there is a hearty dance, with a light heart and a good conscience. You or I, perhaps, drop in to see them, and, of course, we partake of the enjoyment."
"Divil a pleasanter," said Peter: "I tell you, I"d like it well; an", for my own part, if the deludher here has no objection, I"m not goin" to spoil sport."
Ellish looked hard at the priest; her keen blue eye glittered with a sparkling light, that gave decided proofs of her sagacity being intensely excited.
"All that you"ve said," she replied, "is very fine; but in regard o"
the bag-pipes, an" Miss Granua Mulcahy"s squeezin" the music out o"
thim--why, if it plased G.o.d to bring my son to the staff an" bag--a common beggar--indeed, in that case, Miss Granua"s bagpipes might sarve both o" thim, an" help, maybe, to get them a night"s lodgin" or so; but until that time comes, if you respect your niece, you"ll burn her bagpipes, dhrone, chanther, an" all. If you are for a match, which I doubt, spake out, as I said, and say what fortune you"ll pay down on the nail wid her, otherwise we"re losin" our time, an" that"s a loss one can"t make up."
The priest, who thought he could have bantered Ellish into an alliance, without pledging himself to pay any specific fortune, found that it was necessary for him to treat the matter seriously, if he expected to succeed. He was certainly anxious for the match; and as he really wished to see his niece--who, in truth, was an excellent girl, and handsome--well settled, he resolved to make a stretch and secure Dan if possible.
"Mrs. Connell," said he, "I will be brief with you. The most I can give her is three hundred pounds, and even that by struggling and borrowing: I will undertake to pay it as you say--on the nail! for I am really anxious that my niece should be connected with so worthy and industrious a family. What do you say?"
"I"m willin" enough," replied Peter. It"s not asy to get that and a Catholic girl."
"There"s some thruth in what you say, aroon, sure enough," observed Ellish; "an" if his Reverence puts another hundhre to it, why, in the name of goodness, let them go together. If you don"t choose that, Docthor, never breathe the subject to me agin. Dan"s not an ould man yit, an" has time enough to get wives in plenty."
"Come," replied the priest, "there"s my hand, it"s a bargain; although I must say there"s no removing you from your point. I will give four hundred, hook or crook; but I"ll have sad scrambling to get it together.
Still I"ll make it good."
"Down on the nail?" inquired Ellish.
"Ay! ay! Down on the nail," replied the priest.
"Well, in the name o" Goodness, a bargain be it," said Peter; "but, upon my credit, Ellish, I won"t have the bag-pipes burnt, anyhow. Faith, I must hear an odd tune, now an" thin, when I call to see the childhre."
"Pether, acushla, have sinse. Would you wish to see your daughter-in-law playin" upon the bag-pipes, when she ought to be mindin" her business, or attendin" her childhre? No, your Reverence, the pipes must be laid aside. I"ll have no pipery connection for a son of mine."
The priest consented to this, although Peter conceded it with great reluctance. Further preliminaries were agreed upon, and the evening pa.s.sed pleasantly, until it became necessary for Mr. Mulcahy to bid them good-night.
When they were gone, Peter and Ellish talked over the matter between themselves in the following dialogue:
"The fortune"s a small one," said Ellish to her husband; "an" I suppose you wondher that I consinted to take so little."
"Sure enough, I wondhered at it," replied Peter, "but, for my own part, I"d give my son to her widout a penny o" fortune, in ordher to be connected wid the priest; an" besides, she"s a fine, handsome, good girl--ay, an" his fill of a wife, if she had but the shift to her back."
"Four hundhre wid a priest"s niece, Pether, is before double the money wid any other. Don"t you know, that when they set up for themselves, he can bring the custom of the whole parish to them? It"s unknown the number o" ways he can sarve them in. Sure, at stations an" weddins, wakes, marriages, and funerals, they"ll all be proud to let the priest know that they purchased whatever they wanted from his niece an" her husband. Betther!--faix, four hundhre from him is worth three times as much from another."
"Glory to you, Ellish!--bright an" cute for ever! Why, I"d back you for a woman" that could buy an" sell Europe, aginst the world. Now, isn"t it odd that I never think of these long-headed skames?"
"Ay do you, often enough, Pether; but you keep them to yourself, abouchal."
"Faith, I"m close, no doubt of it; an"--but there"s no use in sayin" any more about it--you said whatsomever came into my own head consarnin" it.
Faith, you did, you phanix."
In a short time the marriage took place.
Dan, under the advice of his mother, purchased a piece of ground most advantageously located, as the site of a mill, whereon an excellent one was built; and as a good mill had been long a desideratum in the country, his success was far beyond his expectations. Every speculation, in fact, which Ellish touched, prospered. Fortune seemed to take delight, either in accomplishing or antic.i.p.ating her wishes. At least, such was the general opinion, although nothing could possibly be more erroneous than to attribute her success to mere chance. The secret of all might be ascribed to her good sense, and her exact knowledge of the precise moment when to take the tide of fortune at its flow. Her son, in addition to the mill, opened an extensive mercantile establishment in the next town, where he had ample cause to bless the instructions of his mother, and her foresight in calculating upon the advantage of being married to the priest"s niece.
Soon after his marriage, the person who had for many years kept the head inn of the next town died, and the establishment was advertised for sale. Ellish was immediately in action. Here was an opportunity of establishing the second son in a situation which had enabled the late proprietor of it to die nearly the richest man in the parish. A few days, therefore, before that specified for the sale, she took her featherbed car, and had an interview with the executors of the late proprietor. Her character was known, her judgment and integrity duly estimated, and, perhaps, what was the weightiest argument in her favor, her purse was forthcoming to complete the offer she had made. After some private conversation between the executors, her proposal was accepted, and before she returned home, the head inn, together with its fixtures and furniture, was her property.
The second son, who was called after his father, received the intelligence with delight. One of his sisters was, at his mother"s suggestion, appointed to conduct the housekeeping department, and keep the bar, a duty for which she was pretty well qualified by her experience at home.
"I will paint it in great style," said Peter the Younger. "It must be a head Inn no longer; I"ll call it a Hotel, for that"s the whole fashion."
"It wants little, avourneen," said his mother; "it was well kept--some paintin" an other improvements it does want, but don"t be extravagant.
Have it clane an" dacent, but, above all things, comfortable, an"
the attindance good. That"s what"ll carry you, an--not a flourish o"
paintin" outside, an" dirt, an" confusion, an" bad attindance widin.
Considher, Pether darlin", that the man who owned it last, feathered his nest well in it, but never called it a Hotill. Let it appear on the outside jist as your old customers used to see it; but improve it widin as much as you can, widout bein" lavish an it, or takin" up the place wid nonsense."
"At all evints, I"ll have a picture of the Liberator over the door, an"
O"Connell" written under it. It"s both our names, and besides it will be "killin" two birds with one stone.""
"No, avourneen. Let me advise you, if you wish to prosper in life, to keep yourself out of party-work. It only stands betune you an" your business; an" it"s surely wiser for you to mind your own affairs than the affairs of the nation. There"s rason in everything. No man in trade has a right, widout committin" a sin, to neglect his family for politics or parties. There"s Jack c.u.mmins that was doin" well in his groceries till he began to make speeches, an" get up public meetins, an" write pet.i.tions, an" now he has nothin" to throuble him but politics, for his business is gone. Every one has liberty to think as they plase. We can"t expect Protestants to think as we do, nor Protestants can"t suppose that we ought to think as they"d wish; an" for that same rason, we should make allowance on both sides, an" not be like many we know, that have their minds up, expectin" they don"t know, what, instead of workin" for themselves and their families as they ought to do. Pether, won"t you give that up, avillish?"
"I believe you"re right, mother. I didn"t see it before in the light you"ve placed it in."
"Then, Pether darlin", lose no time in gettin" into your place--you an"
Alley; an" faix, if you don"t both manage it cleverly, I"ll never spake to yez."
Here was a second son settled, and nothing remained but to dispose of their two daughters in marriage to the best and most advantageous offers. This, in consequences of their large fortunes, was not a matter of much difficulty. The eldest, Alley, who a.s.sisted her brother to conduct the Inn, became the wife of an extensive grazier, who lived in an adjoining county. The younger, Mary, was joined to Father Mulcahy"s nephew, not altogether to the satisfaction of the mother, who feared that two establishments of the same kind, in the same parish, supported by the same patronage, must thrive at the expense of each other. As it was something of a love-match, however, she ultimately consented.
"Avourneen," said she, "the parish is big enough, an" has customers enough to support two o" them; an" I"ll engage his Reverence will do what he can for them both."
In the meantime, neither she nor her husband was dependent upon their children. Peter still kept the agricultural department in operation; and although the shop and warehouse were transferred to Mr. Mulcahy, in right of his wife, yet it was under the condition of paying a yearly sum to Mrs. Connell and her husband, ostensibly as a provision, but really as a spur to their exertions. A provision they could not want, for their wealth still amounted to thousands, independently of the large annual profits arising out of their farms.
For some time after the marriage of her youngest daughter, Mrs. Connell took a very active part in her son-in-law"s affairs. He possessed neither experience, nor any knowledge of business whatsoever, though he was not deficient in education, nor in capacity to acquire both.
This pleased Mrs. Connell very much, who set herself to the task of instructing him in the principles of commercial life, and in the best methods of transacting business.
"The first rules," said she to him, "for you to obsarve is these: tell truth; be sober; be punctual; rise early; persavere; avoid extravagance; keep your word; an watch your health. Next: don"t be proud; give no offince; talk sweetly; be ready to oblage, when you can do it widout inconvanience, but don"t put yourself or your business out o" your ways to sarve anybody.
"Thirdly: keep an appearance of substance an" comfort about your place, but don"t go beyant your manes in doin" it; when you make a bargain, think what a corrocther them you dale wid bears, an" whether or not you found them honest before, if you ever had business wid them.
"When you buy a thing, appear to know your own mind, an" don"t be hummin" an" hawin", an" higglin", an" longin" as if your teeth wor watherin" afther it; but be manly, downright, an" quick; they"ll then see that you know your business, an" they won"t be keepin" off an" an, but will close wid you at wanst.
"Never drink at bargain makin"; an" never pay money in a public-house if you can help it; if you must do it, go into an inn, or a house that you know to be dacent.