"Maaaaaaaan… ending kind of sucked! They could"ve expanded more on people exploring the uses of their powers than always making the world go BOOM!" 『Steine Wayne』Exclaimed Steine Wayne after watching the reboot on one of his favorite fiction based TV series Heroes Reborn.
After finishing all the requirements and exams in his studies, Steine Wayne all alone in his dorm whiling away the hours being a N.E.E.T waiting for the graduation to arrive within a few months while his 2 roommates went out to get drinks, KFC and Pizza to do a small celebration.
Unlike other students who are slowly leaving the university dorms finding part-times and internship to make proper use of their time to gain experience and money, his roommates and him thinking are a little bit unique than their colleagues for they are trying to relax their nerves after going through the h.e.l.l that is COLLEGE and now going to a harsher world, that is called REALITY after finishing their studies.
And by currently sitting around playing games, reading manga, novels, watching movies and TV series thinking the rest is what they deserve so they are just busy b.u.mming themselves out until graduation.
While looking in the kitchen cupboards for something to snack on before his friends come back and going through another movie marathon, he noticed both fridge and cupboards are all empty for he already ate every stock of what they had that was supposed to last a month within a week. (A/N: Yeah real glutton…)
"Ahhh… guess no choice but to wait it out then…" 『Steine Wayne』
Taking out a cig to smoke while waiting for his buddies to come back with snacks and drinks ready for another session of Netflix and Chill (A/N: NO h.o.m.o), his mobile rang and looking at the screen noticing it"s from his mother who always asks how he is doing every day even though she knows he"s not doing anything besides b.u.mming out at the dorm, he felt warm in his heart in this cold winter.
After finishing his call, he noticed his roommates "King" and "Club" had arrived right on time as his stomach began grumbling again. Most of our nicknames are based on card suits and numbers cause we like to gamble.
The thin one coming in is called "King"cause he is a well-renowned f.u.c.kBOY in the university, while the fat boy is called "Club" cause he is a lucky b.a.s.t.a.r.d with wealth and high background and for my nickname that"s another story for later.
"What up f.u.c.kbois! Took you guys long enough?! I almost starved to death!" 『Steine Wayne』
"b.i.t.c.h STFU, we almost died cause there was this drunk truck driver that almost crashed into us. Thought King and I will gonna be reincarnated by Truck-kun unexpectedly there." 『Club』
"Lol let"s start drinking so we can get that s.h.i.t out of our head already, been really THIRSTY for alcohol after what happened, and drink my worries away." 『King』
"Aight let us set it up then, by the way, what do you wanna watch?" 『Steine Wayne』
"Nothing man, turn the tv off and just put on some good tunes… and let"s discuss which world would you wanna be in if you get a chance to reincarnate." 『Club』
"f.u.c.king NEETS and WEEBS…"『King』 said King while gulping down a whole cup of Black Label commencing the start of the drinking session and discussion.
While they discussing and are slowly getting drunk to the point of blacking out the last thing that was on his mind their mind was seeing a magic circle suddenly glowing beneath them blinding them before everything went dark.
-A few moments later- (Spongebob voice)
In the darkness of the void a small globe of light desperately clinging to life.
"f.u.c.k, fuuuuuck!! Even though I had moments where I"d like to be isekai"d after reading so many of such novels and fanfictions I DIDN"T REALLY MEANT IT!!!" 『Steine Wayne』
Shouted Steine"s slowly flickering soul on the verge of fading.
"Snore… snore…"『Unknown』
Hearing some light snore in the void, Steine"s hope ignited and kept shouting in the void in order to gain the attention of anybody out there hoping to get some help and after a while maybe the guy got p.i.s.sed that somebody dares disturb his quick nap shouted.
"CAN YOU PLEASE TONE IT DOWN SOMEONE"S SLEEPING AFTER TAKING OVERTIME!" 『Unknown』
Shouted the voice. Not regarding the complaints on him Steine snapped back at him shouting
"DFQ who are you and where is this? You just left a guy in the middle of nowhere hanging here while you"re enjoying your nap?!" 『Steine Wayne』
Taking a moment to completely wake up, did then Truck-kun noticed that there was a small globe of light in the void that wasn"t supposed to be there because he just finished delivering the last batch of people who were supposed to be isekai"d in the current year. Scanning the small globe of light to verify the moments that happened for it to be within the empty void of s.p.a.ce between universes, did then he apologetically said,
"My apologies…I"m the one you people call Truck-kun. You really weren"t supposed to be here as I have already sent the last batch of my quota for the year of the people to be isekai"d…" 『Truck-kun』
Said Truck-kun to the small globe of light while slowly showing his form which can be only seen as a huge a.s.s plain silver planet-sized globe. Then within a minute came Steine"s retort
"What?!! Then why the f.u.c.k am I here then?! Where are my friends? Last I remember was a magic circle glowing underneath us not a truck crashing on our place. Can you just send me back? As I still have a lot of unfinished TV series, Anime to watch while Manga and novels to read.." 『Steine Wayne』
"Hmm… Wait a moment. Let me see what I can do." 『Truck-kun』
-A little bit of soul searching-
(Heeeeh, so that"s why my head hurts a lot earlier… I kinda messed up their summoning last second as I b.u.mped their dimension tunnel rushing back to my place… Ooops, better keep my poker face then. Where is the other two then? Hmm, I"ll check it out later after my beauty nap.) 『Truck-kun』
"Welp sorry can"t do that as your physical body on earth has been destroyed beautifully by the supposed dimension tunnel that forced summoned you and your friends in another world. And we can"t put your soul in another body as it would look like the walking dead in a morgue and you just die back faster…" 『Truck-kun』
As he apologize to the unwanted visitor for the second time. As he heard this, Steine"s heart sank (A/N: not that he still has one) while letting everything slowly sink in that he can"t return and have a proper goodbye"s to his loved one especially his family where his parents might have a heart attack after hearing the news and his two brothers who were waiting for him to put them through college.
His mind ran at fast speeds thinking about how he can take advantage of the situation and put his grief to the back of his mind to be taken care of once he is reborn.
Watching the small globe of light go silent, Truck-kun is also thinking on how he can properly apologize to the unwanted victim of summoning or transmigration due to his carelessness as he remembered the two guys from his memories which he almost killed too from overworking just so he could have a rest as soon as possible which he won"t mention to the guy cause it"ll just make the situation worst and infuriate the other party.
Calming his mind slowly and recalling all the isekai situations that he has read and watched from novels, manga, and anime he carefully planned out the best scenario he can take advantage of the drowsy tired Truck-kun who is already exhausted and just want to get everything over with.
Since he knows that his friends might be facing the same situation in another area within the expanse of the void. He can trust Club to be more dependable in this kind of situation as he is the most N.E.E.T of the three of them while King has surface knowledge on the topic cause his focus is just animes like Tate no Yuusha Nariagari.
"Since sending me back is not possible, can you send me to another universe with cheat skills?" 『Steine Wayne』 he asked in a heavy serious tone to Truck-kun.
"Of course as my apologies for my colleague"s inconvenience you can even customize your looks in adult form just like in Skyrim, and even the universe you want to go too. But for skills, there is a huge limit for I am already exhausted and can"t give you anything that reaches G.o.dhood powers only peak superhuman powers. But the power you"ll be gifted is only limited from the last fiction movie, TV series, anime, manga or novel you have watched or read before the moment you died as that is one of the GOLDEN RULE of isekai"『Truck-kun』 he replied in an "as a matter of fact" tone.
Thinking things over and over again now that he was given the baseline of his situation to be transmigrated he carefully planned everything down to the last details. Due to this being the void without sun and moon to track the pa.s.sage of time, Truck-kun was slowly getting p.i.s.sed himself because the guy he is apologizing to likes to overthink things down to the very last minute detail of his transfer process and he is missing he beauty sleep because after a very hard working session if isekai"ing people he just wants to rest.
He finds the situation peculiar because usually, people who get transmigrated doesn"t much have of a choice except for the cheat skills they want to use on the other world.
-More Moments Later- (Spongebob Voice)
"Have you made your decisions yet?" 『Truck-kun』 annoyingly said
He asked because this SOB is really taking his time and not even noticing that the dudes" soul orb is within minutes of flickering out.
After all, he wasn"t supposed to be staying in the void for too long before being isekai"d. Making up his mind, Steine slowly stated his specifics of being transmigrated to Truck-kun.
"Yes, I have thought things through:
2. I"d like my appearance to look like Tyki Mikk from D-Gray Man without the cross scars in the forehead and with purple-colored eyes with a tinge of gold around the irises.
3. The universe I"d like to pick is the variation of Marvel Universe from Earth-616 and Earth-19999(MCU), wherein I want the body I transmigrate to keep the surname of Wayne cause it"ll serve as a keepsake of my past life and that it came from Batman"s name according to my parents which I believe with my whole since childhood, even though I know it"s just a coincidence and I want the era to be near the information era where there are cellphones and PC cause I won"t be able to keep my sanity for anything earlier than that with nothing to pa.s.s time by." 『Steine Wayne』 Stating the last one with a bit of melancholy in his voice regarding his current situation, and throwing the grief back again in the deepest part of his subconscious to be dealt with once he is reborn.
Absorbing all the requests his unwanted visitor listed for him he couldn"t help but give a relieved sigh for he can finally get his most longed for sleep.
*Sigh*…"Alright, I accept your terms but know that there"ll be some modifications to them for I"m already exhausted and sending you out with the last bit of my strength… Such as:
1. Emphatic mimicry will be sealed for a while and will only activate once your body is good enough to be able to adapt from absorbing abilities. And there will be limited in the abilities you can use at the same time (A/N: Cause he might break the balance and be way too OP).
2. You won"t be transmigrating in an existing body and I can"t create a new body for you because my power is not enough and your first requirement took most of it. So you"ll have to go through the baby process. *Smirk*(that"s for taking a long time to think and wasting my precious beauty sleep)
3. No problem, as such universe already exist and there is a variation where you can be easily placed without any ROB(Random Omniscient Being) noticing you so you can slowly gain enough strength to protect yourself and loved ones which are called Earth-61999996 for it has an Easter egg from Stan Lee. *wink*『Truck-kun』
"Whaaa…" 『Steine Wayne』
Before Steine Wayne can even complain of having to go through the h.e.l.lish baby process that goes beyond imagination he disappeared from the void of s.p.a.ce where Truck-kun slowly disappeared going back to sleep before letting out a sigh.
"Thanks to you I got my nap extended for being commended as a hard worker. I guess opportunities really go together with misfortune… I"ll head to the office later to search for the two. Time to sleep!"『Truck-kun』
****SNORRREEEEE****
With that, he also disappeared from the empty s.p.a.ce.
In a labor room in New York-Presbyterian Hospital, a baby was born screaming at the top of his lungs surrounded by a smiling couple grinning ear to ear for the blessing that came to their life as he is being handed to them. Unknown to them that the baby they are holding is busy cursing the being that transmigrated him as a baby.