Jiraiya was being carried to the hospital, on the back of Orochimaru while Tsunade kept up with him, a very saddened look in her eyes. Orochimaru realized that something was wrong when Jiraiya spent a minute on the floor not getting up. He quickly alarmed Tsunade who was still angry about Jiraiya having stolen her underwear. She checked him, but she realized that he pa.s.sed out from shock which meant that her punch must have dealt much more damage than she realized.The medic stood up after having thoroughly a.n.a.lyzed Jiraiya as Tsunade was not trained in a.n.a.lyzing damage to the groin. He shook his head to them and Orochimaru as well as Sarutobi gaped in shock and horror. Tsunade closed her eyes and moved her face away from Jiraiya. The medic realized that the group seemed to be a.s.suming the worst so he clarified.
"Jiraiya has severe bruising on his p.e.n.i.s as well as his s.c.r.o.t.u.m. The brutal damage done by Tsunade"s punch has burst many blood vessels in his testicular area so it will be a shade of dark purple and blue for about the time it takes for his p.e.n.i.s to recover. Simply put, he will literally have a case of blue b.a.l.l.s and when the bruising goes away, he will be ready for action. Her punch also completely popped one of his b.a.l.l.s, leaving him with only one ball in his t.e.s.t.i.c.l.es."
"No-one is adequately trained in healing the t.e.s.t.i.c.l.es from this kind of damage. Normally, damage to the t.e.s.t.i.c.l.es is from a sharp weapon to make the target bleed out, but this time the damage is blunt. We could try to heal it, but there is not much of a chance that he will be able to completely recover. Luckily, if one ball is destroyed, the body compensates by making the other ball produce double the amount of sperm it normally would produce."
As the rest of Team Hiruzen were trying to recover from the shock of good and bad news, Jiraiya began to stir, waking up from his sleep. As Jiraiya was coming to, he noticed that he was inside the hospital because of the extra clean smell coming from here. When he finally came to he quickly reviewed his memory of what had happened earlier.
"Jiro had sold Orochimaru out for his old collection so Jiraiya was trying to get him to accompany him for some adventure, but Tsunade had somehow gotten ahold of the collection and knew that her underwear was part of it so she punched Jiraiya. Jiraiya knew the pain of taking Tsunade"s punches, but the punch to the b.a.l.l.s made him feel immense pain. Even more than the pain, Jiraiya felt from the bottom of his hear that his body lost an important part of itself."
When Jiraiya finally opened his eyes after recalling his memory, he saw that his sensei as well as teammates were here. He was about to spout a perverted joke to lighten the mood, but everyone had serious faces on. Even the medic had a very serious look on his face.
"Tsunade"s punch destroyed one of your b.a.l.l.s. Lucky for you, the remaining ball will compensate for it by producing more sperm. However, the damage done to your p.e.n.i.s will leave you with a case of blue b.a.l.l.s for about a month. During that time, any s.e.xual activity should be avoided and we will be monitoring you to make sure that you are in good health. Lastly, try to avoid getting erect as it will be painful for you if that should happen."
As the medic began to tell Jiraiya the diagnosis, a visible change occurred in Jiraiya. His once vibrant eyes quickly became dead and his face distorted unnaturally as if all of his life force was sucked out of him. While Jiraiya was still a virgin, his over perverseness was part of his ident.i.ty. "How could a pervert still call himself one when it would be painful to get aroused?"
Tsunade was already trying to deal with the guilt of having permanently harmed Jiraiya, but his abrupt change in demeanor was too much for her to handle. She practically fell onto the bed of Jiraiya and began to beg for his forgiveness. When Jiraiya saw how affected Tsunade was by his change in demeanor, he told Tsunade that he was alright before abruptly closing off from the outside world by means of sleep.
The medic simply shooed the people out of Jiraiya"s room as he knew that Jiraiya would need to come to terms of with the changes that happened to him. He then turned to the teammates of Jiraiya as well as the hokage before starting to speak.
"Jiraiya will be spending time here by himself for some time. I hope that he will come to terms with his new self during this time. It would probably be better for him to think so I suggest that you only visit once a week."