Sedgett interjected.
At which, flushing enraged, Mrs. Boulby cried: "Mention him, indeed! And him and you, and that son of your"n--the shame of your cheeks if people say he"s like his father. Is it your son, Nic Sedgett, thinks to inform against me, as once he swore to, and to get his wage that he may step out of a second bankruptcy? and he a farmer! You let him know that he isn"t feared by me, Sedgett, and there"s one here to give him a second dose, without waiting for him to use clasp-knives on harmless innocents."
"Pacify yourself, ma"am, pacify yourself," remarked Sedgett, hardened against words abroad by his endurance of blows at home. "Bob Eccles, he"s got his hands full, and he, maybe, "ll reach the hulks before my Nic do, yet. And how "m I answerable for Nic, I ask you?"
"More luck to you not to be, I say; and either, Sedgett, you does woman"s work, gossipin" about like a cracked bell-clapper, or men"s the biggest gossips of all, which I believe; for there"s no beating you at your work, and one can"t wish ill to you, knowing what you catch."
"In a friendly way, Missis,"--Sedgett fixed on the compliment to his power of propagating news--"in a friendly way. You can"t accuse me of leavin" out the "l" in your name, now, can you? I make that observation,"--the venomous tattler screwed himself up to the widow insinuatingly, as if her understanding could only be seized at close quarters, "I make that observation, because poor d.i.c.k Boulby, your lamented husband--eh! poor d.i.c.k! You see, Missis, it ain"t the tough ones last longest: he"d sing, "I"m a Sea b.o.o.by," to the song, "I"m a green Mermaid:" poor d.i.c.k! "a-shinin" upon the sea-deeps." He kept the liquor from his head, but didn"t mean it to stop down in his leg."
"Have you done, Mr. Sedgett?" said the widow, blandly.
"You ain"t angry, Missis?"
"Not a bit, Mr. Sedgett; and if I knock you over with the flat o" my hand, don"t you think so."
Sedgett threw up the wizened skin of his forehead, and retreated from the bar. At a safe distance, he called: "Bad news that about Bob Eccles swallowing a blow yesterday!"
Mrs. Boulby faced him complacently till he retired, and then observed to those of his s.e.x surrounding her, "Don"t "woman-and-dog-and-walnut-tree"
me! Some of you men "d be the better for a drubbing every day of your lives. Sedgett yond" "d be as big a villain as his son, only for what he gets at home."
That was her way of replying to the Parthian arrow; but the barb was poisoned. The village was at fever heat concerning Robert, and this a.s.sertion that he had swallowed a blow, produced almost as great a consternation as if a fleet of the enemy had been reported off Sandy Point.
Mrs. Boulby went into her parlour and wrote a letter to Robert, which she despatched by one of the loungers about the bar, who brought back news that three of the gentlemen of Fairly were on horseback, talking to Farmer Eccles at his garden gate. Affairs were waxing hot. The gentlemen had only to threaten Farmer Eccles, to make him side with his son, right or wrong. In the evening, Stephen Bilton, the huntsman, presented himself at the door of the long parlour of the Pilot, and loud cheers were his greeting from a full company.
"Gentlemen all," said Stephen, with dapper modesty; and acted as if no excitement were current, and he had nothing to tell.
"Well, Steeve?" said one, to encourage him.
"How about Bob, to-day?" said another.
Before Stephen had spoken, it was clear to the apprehension of the whole room that he did not share the popular view of Robert. He declined to understand who was meant by "Bob." He played the questions off; and then shrugged, with, "Oh, let"s have a quiet evening."
It ended in his saying, "About Bob Eccles? There, that"s summed up pretty quick--he"s mad."
"Mad!" shouted Warbeach.
"That"s a lie," said Mrs. Boulby, from the doorway.
"Well, mum, I let a lady have her own opinion." Stephen nodded to her.
"There ain"t a doubt as t" what the doctors "d bring him in I ain"t speaking my ideas alone. It"s written like the capital letters in a newspaper. Lunatic"s the word! And I"ll take a gla.s.s of something warm, Mrs. Boulby. We had a stiff run to-day."
"Where did ye kill, Steeve?" asked a dispirited voice.
"We didn"t kill at all: he was one of those "longsh.o.r.e dog-foxes," and got away home on the cliff." Stephen thumped his knee. "It"s my belief the smell o" sea gives "em extra cunning."
"The beggar seems to have put ye out rether--eh, Steeve?"
So it was generally presumed: and yet the charge of madness was very staggering; madness being, in the first place, indefensible, and everybody"s enemy when at large; and Robert"s behaviour looked extremely like it. It had already been as a black shadow haunting enthusiastic minds in the village, and there fell a short silence, during which Stephen made his preparations for filling and lighting a pipe.
"Come; how do you make out he"s mad?"
Jolly Butcher Billing spoke; but with none of the irony of confidence.
"Oh!" Stephen merely clapped both elbows against his sides.
Several pairs of eyes were studying him. He glanced over them in turn, and commenced leisurely the puff contemplative.
"Don"t happen to have a grudge of e"er a kind against old Bob, Steeve?"
"Not I!"
Mrs. Boulby herself brought his gla.s.s to Stephen, and, retreating, left the parlour-door open.
"What causes you for to think him mad, Steeve?"
A second "Oh!" as from the heights dominating argument, sounded from Stephen"s throat, half like a grunt. This time he condescended to add,--
"How do you know when a dog"s gone mad? Well, Robert Eccles, he"s gone in like manner. If you don"t judge a man by his actions, you"ve got no means of reckoning. He comes and attacks gentlemen, and swears he"ll go on doing it."
"Well, and what does that prove?" said jolly Butcher Billing.
Mr. William Moody, boatbuilder, a liver-complexioned citizen, undertook to reply.
"What does that prove? What does that prove when the midshipmite was found with his head in the mixedpickle jar? It proved that his head was lean, and t" other part was rounder."
The ill.u.s.tration appeared forcible, but not direct, and nothing more was understood from it than that Moody, and two or three others who had been struck by the image of the infatuated young naval officer, were going over to the enemy. The stamp of madness upon Robert"s acts certainly saved perplexity, and was the easiest side of the argument. By this time Stephen had finished his gla.s.s, and the effect was seen.
"Hang it!" he exclaimed, "I don"t agree he deserves shooting. And he may have had harm done to him. In that case, let him fight. And I say, too, let the gentleman give him satisfaction."
"Hear! hear!" cried several.
"And if the gentleman refuse to give him satisfaction in a fair stand-up fight, I say he ain"t a gentleman, and deserves to be treated as such.
My objection"s personal. I don"t like any man who spoils sport, and ne"er a rascally vulpeci" spoils sport as he do, since he"s been down in our parts again. I"ll take another brimmer, Mrs. Boulby."
"To be sure you will, Stephen," said Mrs. Boulby, bending as in a curtsey to the gla.s.s; and so soft with him that foolish fellows thought her cowed by the accusation thrown at her favourite.
"There"s two questions about they valpecies, Master Stephen," said Farmer Wainsby, a farmer with a grievance, fixing his elbow on his knee for serious utterance. "There"s to ask, and t" ask again. Sport, I grant ye. All in doo season. But," he performed a circle with his pipe stem, and darted it as from the centre thereof toward Stephen"s breast, with the poser, "do we s"pport thieves at public expense for them to keep thievin"--black, white, or brown--no matter, eh? Well, then, if the public wunt bear it, dang me if I can see why individles shud bear it.
It ent no manner o" reason, net as I can see; let gentlemen have their opinion, or let "em not. Foxes be hanged!"
Much slow winking was interchanged. In a general sense, Farmer Wainsby"s remarks were held to be un-English, though he was pardoned for them as one having peculiar interests at stake.
"Ay, ay! we know all about that," said Stephen, taking succour from the eyes surrounding him.
"And so, may be, do we," said Wainsby.
"Fox-hunting "ll go on when your great-grandfather"s your youngest son, farmer; or t" other way."
"I reckon it"ll be a stuffed fox your chil"ern "ll hunt, Mr. Steeve; more straw in "em than bow"ls."