"If the country," Stephen thumped the table, "were what you"d make of it, hang me if my name "d long be Englishman!"
"Hear, hear, Steeve!" was shouted in support of the Conservative principle enunciated by him.
"What I say is, flesh and blood afore foxes!"
Thus did Farmer Wainsby likewise attempt a rallying-cry; but Stephen"s retort, "Ain"t foxes flesh and blood?" convicted him of clumsiness, and, buoyed on the uproar of cheers, Stephen pursued, "They are; to kill "em in cold blood"s beast-murder, so it is. What do we do? We give "em a fair field--a fair field and no favour! We let "em trust to the instincts Nature, she"s given "em; and don"t the old woman know best?
If they cap, get away, they win the day. All"s open, and honest, and aboveboard. Kill your rats and kill your rabbits, but leave foxes to your betters. Foxes are gentlemen. You don"t understand? Be hanged if they ain"t! I like the old fox, and I don"t like to see him murdered and exterminated, but die the death of a gentleman, at the hands of gentlemen--"
"And ladies," sneered the farmer.
All the room was with Stephen, and would have backed him uproariously, had he not reached his sounding period without knowing it, and thus allowed his opponent to slip in that abominable addition.
"Ay, and ladies," cried the huntsman, keen at recovery. "Why shouldn"t they? I hate a field without a woman in it; don"t you? and you? and you?
And you, too, Mrs. Boulby? There you are, and the room looks better for you--don"t it, lads? Hurrah!"
The cheering was now aroused, and Stephen had his gla.s.s filled again in triumph, while the farmer meditated thickly over the ruin of his argument from that fatal effort at fortifying it by throwing a hint to the discredit of the s.e.x, as many another man has meditated before.
"Eh! poor old Bob!" Stephen sighed and sipped. "I can cry that with any of you. It"s worse for me to see than for you to hear of him. Wasn"t I always a friend of his, and said he was worthy to be a gentleman, many a time? He"s got the manners of a gentleman now; offs with his hat, if there"s a lady present, and such a neat way of speaking. But there, acting"s the thing, and his behaviour"s beastly bad! You can"t call it no other. There"s two Mr. Blancoves up at Fairly, relations of Mrs. Lovell"s--whom I"ll take the liberty of calling My Beauty, and no offence meant: and it"s before her that Bob only yesterday rode up--one of the gentlemen being Mr. Algernon, free of hand and a good seat in the saddle, t" other"s Mr. Edward; but Mr. Algernon, he"s Robert Eccles"s man--up rides Bob, just as we was tying Mr. Reenard"s brush to the pommel of the lady"s saddle, down in Ditley Marsh; and he bows to the lady. Says he--but he"s mad, stark mad!"
Stephen resumed his pipe amid a din of disappointment that made the walls ring and the gla.s.ses leap.
"A little more sugar, Stephen?" said Mrs. Boulby, moving in lightly from the doorway.
"Thank ye, mum; you"re the best hostess that ever breathed."
"So she be; but how about Bob?" cried her guests--some asking whether he carried a pistol or flourished a stick.
"Ne"er a blessed twig, to save his soul; and there"s the madness written on him;" Stephen roared as loud as any of them. "And me to see him riding in the ring there, and knowing what the gentleman had sworn to do if he came across the hunt; and feeling that he was in the wrong! I haven"t got a oath to swear how mad I was. Fancy yourselves in my place.
I love old Bob. I"ve drunk with him; I owe him obligations from since I was a boy up"ard; I don"t know a better than Bob in all England. And there he was: and says to Mr. Algernon, "You know what I"m come for."
I never did behold a gentleman so pale--shot all over his cheeks as he was, and pinkish under the eyes; if you"ve ever noticed a chap laid hands on by detectives in plain clothes. Smack at Bob went Mr. Edward"s whip."
"Mr. Algernon"s," Stephen was corrected.
"Mr. Edward"s, I tell ye--the cousin. And right across the face. My Lord! it made my blood tingle."
A sound like the swish of a whip expressed the sentiments of that a.s.semblage at the Pilot.
"Bob swallowed it?"
"What else could he do, the fool? He had nothing to help him but his hand. Says he, "That"s a poor way of trying to stop me. My business is with this gentleman;" and Bob set his horse at Mr. Algernon, and Mrs.
Lovell rode across him with her hand raised; and just at that moment up jogged the old gentleman, Squire Blancove, of Wrexby: and Robert Eccles says to him, "You might have saved your son something by keeping your word." It appears according to Bob, that the squire had promised to see his son, and settle matters. All Mrs. Lovell could do was hardly enough to hold back Mr. Edward from laying out at Bob. He was like a white devil, and speaking calm and polite all the time. Says Bob, "I"m willing to take one when I"ve done with the other;" and the squire began talking to his son, Mrs. Lovell to Mr. Edward, and the rest of the gentlemen all round poor dear old Bob, rather bullying--like for my blood; till Bob couldn"t help being nettled, and cried out, "Gentlemen, I hold him in my power, and I"m silent so long as there"s a chance of my getting him to behave like a man with human feelings." If they"d gone at him then, I don"t think I could have let him stand alone: an opinion"s one thing, but blood"s another, and I"m distantly related to Bob; and a man who"s always thinking of the value of his place, he ain"t worth it. But Mrs.
Lovell, she settled the case--a lady, Farmer Wainsby, with your leave.
There"s the good of having a lady present on the field. That"s due to a lady!"
"Happen she was at the bottom of it," the farmer returned Stephen"s nod grumpily.
"How did it end, Stephen, my lad?" said Butcher Billing, indicating a "never mind him."
"It ended, my boy, it ended like my gla.s.s here--hot and strong stuff, with sugar at the bottom. And I don"t see this, so glad as I saw that, my word of honour on it! Boys all!" Stephen drank the dregs.
Mrs. Boulby was still in attendance. The talk over the circ.u.mstances was sweeter than the bare facts, and the replenished gla.s.s enabled Stephen to add the picturesque bits of the affray, unspurred by a surrounding eagerness of his listeners--too exciting for imaginative effort. In particular, he dwelt on Robert"s dropping the reins and riding with his heels at Algernon, when Mrs. Lovell put her horse in his way, and the pair of horses rose like waves at sea, and both riders showed their horsemanship, and Robert an adroit courtesy, for which the lady thanked him with a bow of her head.
"I got among the hounds, pretending to pacify them, and call "em together," said Stephen, "and I heard her say--just before all was over, and he turned off--I heard her say: "Trust this to me: I will meet you."
I"ll swear to them exact words, though there was more, and a "where" in the bargain, and that I didn"t hear. Aha! by George! thinks I, old Bob, you"re a lucky beggar, and be hanged if I wouldn"t go mad too for a minute or so of short, sweet, private talk with a lovely young widow lady as ever the sun did shine upon so boldly--oho!
You"ve seen a yacht upon the sea, She dances and she dances, O!
As fair is my wild maid to me...
Something about "prances, O!" on her horse, you know, or you"re a hem"d fool if you don"t. I never could sing; wish I could! It"s the joy of life! It"s utterance! Hey for harmony!"
"Eh! brayvo! now you"re a man, Steeve! and welcomer and welcomest; yi--yi, O!" jolly Butcher Billing sang out sharp. "Life wants watering.
Here"s a health to Robert Eccles, wheresoever and whatsoever! and ne"er a man shall say of me I didn"t stick by a friend like Bob. Cheers, my lads!"
Robert"s health was drunk in a thunder, and praises of the purity of the brandy followed the grand roar. Mrs. Boulby received her compliments on that head.
""Pends upon the tide, Missis, don"t it?" one remarked with a grin broad enough to make the slyness written on it easy reading.
"Ah! first a flow and then a ebb," said another.
"It"s many a keg I plant i" the mud, Coastguardsman, come! and I"ll have your blood!"
Instigation cried, "Cut along;" but the defiant smuggler was deficient in memory, and like Steeve Bilton, was reduced to scatter his concluding rhymes in prose, as "something about;" whereat jolly Butcher Billing, a reader of song-books from a literary delight in their contents, sc.r.a.ped his head, and then, as if he had touched a spring, carolled,--
"In spite of all you Gov"ment pack, I"ll land my kegs of the good Cognyac"--
"though," he took occasion to observe when the chorus and a sort of cracker of irrelevant rhymes had ceased to explode; "I"m for none of them games. Honesty!--there"s the sugar o" my grog."
"Ay, but you like to be c.o.c.k-sure of the stuff you drink, if e"er a man did," said the boatbuilder, whose eye blazed yellow in this frothing season of song and fun.
"Right so, Will Moody!" returned the jolly butcher: "which means--not wrong this time!"
"Then, what"s understood by your sticking p.r.o.ngs into your hostess here concerning of her brandy? Here it is--which is enough, except for discontented fellows."
"Eh, Missus?" the jolly butcher appealed to her, and pointed at Moody"s complexion for proof.
It was quite a fiction that kegs of the good cognac were sown at low water, and reaped at high, near the river-gate of the old Pilot Inn garden; but it was greatly to Mrs. Boulby"s interest to encourage the delusion which imaged her brandy thus arising straight from the very source, without villanous contact with excis.e.m.e.n and corrupting dealers; and as, perhaps, in her husband"s time, the thing had happened, and still did, at rare intervals, she complacently gathered the profitable fame of her brandy being the best in the district.
"I"m sure I hope you"re satisfied, Mr. Billing," she said.
The jolly butcher asked whether Will Moody was satisfied, and Mr.
William Moody declaring himself thoroughly satisfied, "then I"m satisfied too!" said the jolly butcher; upon which the boatbuilder heightened the laugh by saying he was not satisfied at all; and to escape from the execrations of the majority, pleaded that it was because his gla.s.s was empty: thus making his peace with them. Every gla.s.s in the room was filled again.
The young fellows now loosened tongue; and d.i.c.k Curtis, the promising cricketer of Hampshire, cried, "Mr. Moody, my hearty! that"s your fourth gla.s.s, so don"t quarrel with me, now!"
"You!" Moody fired up in a bilious frenzy, and called him a this and that and t" other young vagabond; for which the company, feeling the ominous truth contained in d.i.c.k Curtis"s remark more than its impertinence, fined Mr. Moody in a song. He gave the--
"So many young Captains have walked o"er my pate, It"s no wonder you see me quite bald, sir,"
with emphatic bitterness, and the company thanked him. Seeing him stand up as to depart, however, a storm of contempt was hurled at him; some said he was like old Sedgett, and was afraid of his wife; and some, that he was like Nic Sedgett, and drank blue.