Rippling Rhymes.
by Walt Mason.
To
GEORGE MATTHEW ADAMS
Who teaches poets how to win.
And helps to make the glad world grin, And sticks to friends through thick and thin.
ONE MOMENT, PLEASE!
Walt Mason"s poetry is in a cla.s.s by itself. Although having the appearance of prose the rhythm is perfect and the philosophy that runs through his lines is illumined by an irresistible humor. There is a quaintness about his style that makes his writings a continuing delight.
I began to read Walt twenty-five years ago and although he has drawn upon his intellectual store constantly for more than a quarter of a century the fountain of his genius still is flowing with undiminished volume and the waters are as pure as in the idealistic days of his youth.
I have shared the satisfaction that his increasing fame has brought him and have encouraged him to publish this collection that his readers, now numbering people of many lands, may have permanent companionship with him.
(Signature of)
William Jennings Bryan
MORNING IN KANSAS
There are lands beyond the ocean which are gray beneath their years, where a hundred generations learned to sow and reap and spin; where the sons of Shem and j.a.phet wet the furrow with their tears--and the noontide is departed, and the night is closing in.
Long ago the shadows lengthened in the lands across the sea, and the dusk is now enshrouding regions nearer home, alas! There are long deserted homesteads in this country of the free--but it"s morning here in Kansas, and the dew is on the gra.s.s.
It is morning here in Kansas, and the breakfast bell is rung! We are not yet fairly started on the work we mean to do; we have all the day before us, for the morning is but young, and there"s hope in every zephyr, and the skies are bright and blue.
It is morning here in Kansas, and the dew is on the sod; as the builders of an empire it is ours to do our best; with our hands at work in Kansas, and our faith and trust in G.o.d, we shall not be counted idle when the sun sinks in the West.
EDITORIAL INFLUENCE
It is a solemn thing, to think when you sit down to splatter ink, that what you write, in prose or verse, may be a blessing or a curse. The gems of thought that you impart may upward guide some mind and heart; some youth may read your Smoking Stuff, and say: "That logic"s good enough; the path of virtue must be fine; I"ll have no wickedness in mine." And some day, when you"re old and gray, that youth may come along your way, and say, in language ringing true: "All that I"ve won I owe to you! When I was young I read your rot; it hit a most responsive spot, encouraged me for stress and strife, and made me choose the best in life." And this will warm your heart and brain; you"ll know you have not lived in vain. But if you write disgusting dope, that thrusts at Truth, and Faith and Hope; if you apologize for vice, and show that wickedness is nice, it well may chance, when you are old, and in your veins the blood runs cold, there"ll come your way some dismal wreck, who"ll roast you sore, and cry: "By heck! And also I might say, by gum! "Twas you that put me on the b.u.m! Your writings got me headed wrong; you threw it into Virtue strong; and in the prison that you see, I"m convict No. 23!"
FARM MACHINERY
We have things with cogs and pulleys that will stack and bale the hay, we have scarecrows automatic that will drive the crows away; we have riding cultivators, so we may recline at ease, as we travel up the corn rows, to the tune of haws and gees; we have engines pumping water, running churns and grinding corn, and one farmer that I know of has a big steam dinner horn; all of which is very pleasant to reflect upon, I think, but we need a good contrivance that will teach the calves to drink.
Now, as in the days of Noah, man must take a ma.s.sive pail, loaded up with milk denatured, with a dash of Adam"s ale, and go down among the calfkins as the lion tamer goes "mong the monarchs of the jungle, at the famous three-ring shows; and the calves are fierce and hungry, and they haven"t sense to wait, till he gets a good position and has got his bucket straight; and they act as though they hadn"t e"en a glimmering of sense, for they climb upon his shoulders ere he is inside the fence, and they b.u.t.t him in the stomach, and they kick him everywhere, till he thinks he"d give a nickel for a decent chance to swear; then they all get underneath him and capsize him in the mud, and the milk runs down his whiskers and his garments in a flood, and you really ought to see him when he goes back to his home quoting divers pagan authors and the bards of ancient Rome. And he murmurs while he"s washing mud off at the kitchen sink: "What we need is a contraption that will teach the calves to drink!"
We"ve machinery for planting, we"ve machines to reap and thrash, and the housewife has an engine that will grind up meat for hash; we"ve machines to do our washing and to wring the laundered duds, we"ve machines for making cider and to dig the Burbank spuds; all about the modern farmstead you may hear the levers clink, but we"re shy of a contrivance that will teach the calves to drink!
THE STRONG MEN
Behold the man of muscle, who wears the victor"s crown! In gorgeous sc.r.a.p and tussle he pinned the others down. His brawn stands out in hummocks, he like a lion treads; he sits on foemen"s stomachs and stands them on their heads. The strong men of all regions, the mighty men of note, come here in beefy legions to try to get his goat; with cordial smiles he greets them, and when we"ve raised a pot, upon the mat he meets them and ties them in a knot. From Russia"s frozen acres, from Grecian ports they sail, and Turkey sends her fakers to gather in the kale; old brooding Europe breeds them, these mighty men of brawn; our Strong Man takes and kneads them, and puts their hopes in p.a.w.n.
Behold this puny fellow, this meek and humble chap! No doubt he"d show up yellow if he got in a sc.r.a.p. His face is pale and sickly, he"s weak of arm and knee; if trouble came he"d quickly shin up the nearest tree.
No hale man ever loves him; he stirs the sportsman"s wrath; the whole world kicks and shoves him and shoos him from the path. For who can love a duffer so pallid, weak and thin, who seems resigned to suffer and let folks rub it in? Yet though he"s down to zero in fellow-men"s esteem, this fellow is a hero and that"s no winter dream. Year after year he"s toiling, as toiled the slaves of Rome, to keep the pot a-boiling in his old mother"s home. Through years of gloom and sickness he kept the wolf away; for him no tailored slickness, for him no brave array; for him no cheerful vision of wife and kids a few; for him no dreams Elysian--just toil, the long years through! Forever trying, straining, to sidestep debtors" woes, unnoticed, uncomplaining, the little Strong Man goes!
THE SNOWY DAY
I like to watch the children play, upon a wintry, snowy day; like little elves they run about, and leap and slide, and laugh and shout.
This side of heaven can there be such pure and unmixed ecstacy? I lean upon ye rustic stile, and watch the children with a smile, and think upon a vanished day, when I, as joyous, used to play, when all the world seemed young and bright, and every hour had its delight; and, as I brush away a tear, a s...o...b..ll hits me in the ear.
THE POOR MAN"S CLUB
The poor man"s club is a genial place--if the poor man has the price; there"s a balmy smile on the barkeep"s face, and bottles of goods on ice; the poor man"s club is a place designed to brighten our darkened lives, and send us home, when we"re halfway blind, in humor to beat our wives. So hey for the wicker demi-john and the free-lunch brand of grub! We"ll wa.s.sail hold till the break of dawn, we friends of the poor man"s club! It"s here we barter our bits of news in our sweat stained hand-me-downs; it"s here we swallow the children"s shoes and the housewives hats and gowns. It"s here we mortgage the house and lot, the horse and the muley cow; the poor man"s club is a cheerful spot, so open a bottle now! From br.i.m.m.i.n.g gla.s.ses we"ll blow the foam till the midnight hour arrives, when we"ll gayly journey the long way home and merrily beat our wives. We earn our dimes like the horse or ox, we toil like the fabled steer, and then we journey a dozen blocks to blow in the dimes for beer. While the women work at the washing tub to add to our scanty h.o.a.rd, we happily meet at the poor man"s club, where never a soul is bored. We recklessly squander our minted brawn, and the clubhouse owner thrives; and we"ll homeward go at the break of dawn and joyously beat our wives.
WORDS AND DEEDS
A fire broke out in Bildad"s shack and burned it to the ground; and Bildad, with his roofless pack, sent up a doleful sound. And I, who lived the next door west, hard by the county jail, went over there and beat my breast, and helped poor Bildad wail. Around the ruined home I stepped, and viewed the shaking walls, and people say the way I wept would beat Niagara Falls. Then words of sympathy I dealt to Bildad and his wife; such kindly words, I"ve always felt, nerve people for the strife. If I can kill with words your fears, or argue grief away, or drown your woe by shedding tears, call on me any day. I have a sympathetic heart that bleeds for others" aches, and I will ease your pain and smart unless the language breaks. And so to Bildad and his mate I made a helpful talk, with vital truths that elevate and break disasters" shock; I pointed out that stricken men should not yield to the worst, but from the wreckage rise again like flame from torch reversed.
Then Johnson interrupted me as I was growing hoa.r.s.e. A rude, offensive person he, a tactless man and coa.r.s.e.
He said to Bildad, "Well, old pard! You are burned out I see! You can"t keep house here in your yard, so come and live with me!"
The neighbors who had gathered round applauded Johnson then, declaring that at last they"d found the kindliest of men; not one appreciative voice for me, who furnished tears, who made the sad man"s heart rejoice, and drove way his fears!
A DAY OF REST