Ham. What man dost thou digge it for?
Clo. For no man Sir
Ham. What woman then?
Clo. For none neither
Ham. Who is to be buried in"t?
Clo. One that was a woman Sir; but rest her Soule, shee"s dead
Ham. How absolute the knaue is? wee must speake by the Carde, or equiuocation will vndoe vs: by the Lord Horatio, these three yeares I haue taken note of it, the Age is growne so picked, that the toe of the Pesant comes so neere the heeles of our Courtier, hee galls his Kibe. How long hast thou been a Graue-maker?
Clo. Of all the dayes i"th" yeare, I came too"t that day that our last King Hamlet o"recame Fortinbras
Ham. How long is that since?
Clo. Cannot you tell that? euery foole can tell that: It was the very day, that young Hamlet was borne, hee that was mad, and sent into England
Ham. I marry, why was he sent into England?
Clo. Why, because he was mad; hee shall recouer his wits there; or if he do not, it"s no great matter there
Ham. Why?
Clo. "Twill not be seene in him, there the men are as mad as he
Ham. How came he mad?
Clo. Very strangely they say
Ham. How strangely?
Clo. Faith e"ene with loosing his wits
Ham. Vpon what ground?
Clo. Why heere in Denmarke: I haue bin sixeteene heere, man and Boy thirty yeares
Ham. How long will a man lie i"th" earth ere he rot?
Clo. Ifaith, if he be not rotten before he die (as we haue many pocky Coa.r.s.es now adaies, that will scarce hold the laying in) he will last you some eight yeare, or nine yeare. A Tanner will last you nine yeare
Ham. Why he, more then another?
Clo. Why sir, his hide is so tan"d with his Trade, that he will keepe out water a great while. And your water, is a sore Decayer of your horson dead body. Heres a Scull now: this Scul, has laine in the earth three & twenty years
Ham. Whose was it?
Clo. A wh.o.r.eson mad Fellowes it was; Whose doe you thinke it was?
Ham. Nay, I know not
Clo. A pestilence on him for a mad Rogue, a pour"d a Flaggon of Renish on my head once. This same Scull Sir, this same Scull sir, was Yoricks Scull, the Kings Iester
Ham. This?
Clo. E"ene that
Ham. Let me see. Alas poore Yorick, I knew him Horatio, a fellow of infinite Iest; of most excellent fancy, he hath borne me on his backe a thousand times: And how abhorred my Imagination is, my gorge rises at it. Heere hung those lipps, that I haue kist I know not how oft.
Where be your Iibes now? Your Gambals? Your Songs? Your flashes of Merriment that were wont to set the Table on a Rore? No one now to mock your own Ieering? Quite chopfalne? Now get you to my Ladies Chamber, and tell her, let her paint an inch thicke, to this fauour she must come. Make her laugh at that: prythee Horatio tell me one thing
Hor. What"s that my Lord?
Ham. Dost thou thinke Alexander lookt o"this fashion i"th" earth?
Hor. E"ene so
Ham. And smelt so? Puh
Hor. E"ene so, my Lord
Ham. To what base vses we may returne Horatio.
Why may not Imagination trace the n.o.ble dust of Alexander, till he find it stopping a bunghole
Hor. "Twere to consider: to curiously to consider so
Ham. No faith, not a iot. But to follow him thether with modestie enough, & likeliehood to lead it; as thus.
Alexander died: Alexander was buried: Alexander returneth into dust; the dust is earth; of earth we make Lome, and why of that Lome (whereto he was conuerted) might they not stopp a Beere-barrell?
Imperiall Caesar, dead and turn"d to clay, Might stop a hole to keepe the winde away.
Oh, that that earth, which kept the world in awe, Should patch a Wall, t" expell the winters flaw.
But soft, but soft, aside; heere comes the King.
Enter King, Queene, Laertes, and a Coffin, with Lords attendant.
The Queene, the Courtiers. Who is that they follow, And with such maimed rites? This doth betoken, The Coa.r.s.e they follow, did with disperate hand, Fore do it owne life; "twas some Estate.
Couch we a while, and mark
Laer. What Cerimony else?
Ham. That is Laertes, a very n.o.ble youth: Marke
Laer. What Cerimony else?
Priest. Her Obsequies haue bin as farre inlarg"d.
As we haue warrantie, her death was doubtfull, And but that great Command, o"re-swaies the order, She should in ground vnsanctified haue lodg"d, Till the last Trumpet. For charitable praier, Shardes, Flints, and Peebles, should be throwne on her: Yet heere she is allowed her Virgin Rites, Her Maiden strewments, and the bringing home Of Bell and Buriall
Laer. Must there no more be done ?
Priest. No more be done: We should prophane the seruice of the dead, To sing sage Requiem, and such rest to her As to peace-parted Soules
Laer. Lay her i"th" earth, And from her faire and vnpolluted flesh, May Violets spring. I tell thee (churlish Priest) A Ministring Angell shall my Sister be, When thou liest howling?
Ham. What, the faire Ophelia?
Queene. Sweets, to the sweet farewell.
I hop"d thou should"st haue bin my Hamlets wife: I thought thy Bride-bed to haue deckt (sweet Maid) And not t"haue strew"d thy Graue
Laer. Oh terrible woer, Fall ten times trebble, on that cursed head Whose wicked deed, thy most Ingenious sence Depriu"d thee of. Hold off the earth a while, Till I haue caught her once more in mine armes:
Leaps in the graue.
Now pile your dust, vpon the quicke, and dead, Till of this flat a Mountaine you haue made, To o"re top old Pelion, or the skyish head Of blew Olympus
Ham. What is he, whose griefes Beares such an Emphasis? whose phrase of Sorrow Coniure the wandring Starres, and makes them stand Like wonder-wounded hearers? This is I, Hamlet the Dane
Laer. The deuill take thy soule
Ham. Thou prai"st not well, I prythee take thy fingers from my throat; Sir though I am not Spleenatiue, and rash, Yet haue I something in me dangerous, Which let thy wisenesse feare. Away thy hand
King. Pluck them asunder