Qu. Hamlet, Hamlet
Gen. Good my Lord be quiet
Ham. Why I will fight with him vppon this Theme.
Vntill my eielids will no longer wag
Qu. Oh my Sonne, what Theame?
Ham. I lou"d Ophelia; fortie thousand Brothers Could not (with all there quant.i.tie of Loue) Make vp my summe. What wilt thou do for her?
King. Oh he is mad Laertes, Qu. For loue of G.o.d forbeare him
Ham. Come show me what thou"lt doe.
Woo"t weepe? Woo"t fight? Woo"t teare thy selfe?
Woo"t drinke vp Esile, eate a Crocodile?
Ile doo"t. Dost thou come heere to whine; To outface me with leaping in her Graue?
Be buried quicke with her, and so will I.
And if thou prate of Mountaines; let them throw Millions of Akers on vs; till our ground Sindging his pate against the burning Zone, Make Ossa like a wart. Nay, and thou"lt mouth, Ile rant as well as thou
Kin. This is meere Madnesse: And thus awhile the fit will worke on him: Anon as patient as the female Doue, When that her Golden Cuplet are disclos"d; His silence will sit drooping
Ham. Heare you Sir: What is the reason that you vse me thus?
I lou"d you euer; but it is no matter: Let Hercules himselfe doe what he may, The Cat will Mew, and Dogge will haue his day.
Enter.
Kin. I pray you good Horatio wait vpon him, Strengthen your patience in our last nights speech, Wee"l put the matter to the present push: Good Gertrude set some watch ouer your Sonne, This Graue shall haue a liuing Monument: An houre of quiet shortly shall we see; Till then, in patience our proceeding be.
Exeunt.
Enter Hamlet and Horatio
Ham. So much for this Sir; now let me see the other, You doe remember all the Circ.u.mstance
Hor. Remember it my Lord?
Ham. Sir, in my heart there was a kinde of fighting, That would not let me sleepe; me thought I lay Worse then the mutines in the Bilboes, rashly, (And praise be rashnesse for it) let vs know, Our indiscretion sometimes serues vs well, When our deare plots do paule, and that should teach vs, There"s a Diuinity that shapes our ends, Rough-hew them how we will
Hor. That is most certaine
Ham. Vp from my Cabin My sea-gowne scarft about me in the darke, Grop"d I to finde out them; had my desire, Finger"d their Packet, and in fine, withdrew To mine owne roome againe, making so bold, (My feares forgetting manners) to vnseale Their grand Commission, where I found Horatio, Oh royall knauery: An exact command, Larded with many seuerall sorts of reason; Importing Denmarks health, and Englands too, With hoo, such Bugges and Goblins in my life, That on the superuize no leasure bated, No not to stay the grinding of the Axe, My head should be struck off
Hor. Ist possible?
Ham. Here"s the Commission, read it at more leysure: But wilt thou heare me how I did proceed?
Hor. I beseech you
Ham. Being thus benetted round with Villaines, Ere I could make a Prologue to my braines, They had begun the Play. I sate me downe, Deuis"d a new Commission, wrote it faire, I once did hold it as our Statists doe, A basenesse to write faire; and laboured much How to forget that learning: but Sir now, It did me Yeomans seriuce: wilt thou know The effects of what I wrote?
Hor. I, good my Lord
Ham. An earnest Coniuration from the King, As England was his faithfull Tributary, As loue betweene them, as the Palme should flourish, As Peace should still her wheaten Garland weare, And stand a Comma "tweene their amities, And many such like a.s.sis of great charge, That on the view and know of these Contents, Without debatement further, more or lesse, He should the bearers put to sodaine death, Not shriuing time allowed
Hor. How was this seal"d?
Ham. Why, euen in that was Heauen ordinate; I had my fathers Signet in my Purse, Which was the Modell of that Danish Seale: Folded the Writ vp in forme of the other, Subscrib"d it, gau"t th" impression, plac"t it safely, The changeling neuer knowne: Now, the next day Was our Sea Fight, and what to this was s.e.m.e.nt, Thou know"st already
Hor. So Guildensterne and Rosincrance, go too"t
Ham. Why man, they did make loue to this imployment They are not neere my Conscience; their debate Doth by their owne insinuation grow: "Tis dangerous, when the baser nature comes Betweene the pa.s.se, and fell incensed points Of mighty opposites
Hor. Why, what a King is this?
Ham. Does it not, thinkst thee, stand me now vpon He that hath kil"d my King, and whor"d my Mother, Popt in betweene th" election and my hopes, Throwne out his Angle for my proper life, And with such coozenage; is"t not perfect conscience, To quit him with this arme? And is"t not to be d.a.m.n"d To let this Canker of our nature come In further euill
Hor. It must be shortly knowne to him from England What is the issue of the businesse there
Ham. It will be short, The interim"s mine, and a mans life"s no more Then to say one: but I am very sorry good Horatio, That to Laertes I forgot my selfe; For by the image of my Cause, I see The Portraiture of his; Ile count his fauours: But sure the brauery of his griefe did put me Into a Towring pa.s.sion
Hor. Peace, who comes heere?
Enter young Osricke.
Osr. Your Lordship is right welcome back to Denmarke
Ham. I humbly thank you Sir, dost know this waterflie?
Hor. No my good Lord
Ham. Thy state is the more gracious; for "tis a vice to know him: he hath much Land, and fertile; let a Beast be Lord of Beasts, and his Crib shall stand at the Kings Messe; "tis a Chowgh; but as I saw s.p.a.cious in the possession of dirt
Osr. Sweet Lord, if your friendship were at leysure, I should impart a thing to you from his Maiesty
Ham. I will receiue it with all diligence of spirit; put your Bonet to his right vse, "tis for the head
Osr. I thanke your Lordship, "tis very hot
Ham. No, beleeue mee "tis very cold, the winde is Northerly
Osr. It is indifferent cold my Lord indeed
Ham. Mee thinkes it is very soultry, and hot for my Complexion
Osr. Exceedingly, my Lord, it is very soultry, as "twere I cannot tell how: but my Lord, his Maiesty bad me signifie to you, that he ha"s laid a great wager on your head: Sir, this is the matter
Ham. I beseech you remember
Osr. Nay, in good faith, for mine ease in good faith: Sir, you are not ignorant of what excellence Laertes is at his weapon
Ham. What"s his weapon?
Osr. Rapier and dagger
Ham. That"s two of his weapons; but well
Osr. The sir King ha"s wag"d with him six Barbary horses, against the which he impon"d as I take it, sixe French Rapiers and Poniards, with their a.s.signes, as Girdle, Hangers or so: three of the Carriages infaith are very deare to fancy, very responsiue to the hilts, most delicate carriages, and of very liberall conceit
Ham. What call you the Carriages?
Osr. The Carriages Sir, are the hangers