Jessie and Abby, two former college girls that had the misfortune of being in the wrong place at the same time a werewolf went completely mad, stared at their benefactress. Jessie took a breath, "So how did it go? You got the crazy guy with no problem, right?" Abby and Jessie had complete confidence in Cally. She saved them didn"t she? Well she looked different then but it"s still the same person underneath. Anyone who could take out that monster that killed his own werewolf pack was unstoppable.Cally was watching "Dracula 2000" with Gerard Butler and devouring the purloined popcorn. She was grabbing handfuls and stuffing her mouth. Currently she had popcorn on her chest, in her lap and falling on the floor around her. "Hey Abby can you make more popcorn? This stuff is really good." Not looking away from Gerard Butler"s naked chest, "What? Yeah the sniper took him out. I didn"t have to do anything" No reason to worry the girls with any more details and it really wasn"t that important to her. "We talked to Marcus yesterday. He said everything was taken care of but what took you so long to get back?" Thinking about it, "I felt like going on a run...I like this vampire. SO s.e.xy!
Jessie and Abby helplessly looked at each other. Laughing Abby got up to make more popcorn. "You know, if you didn"t waste so much popcorn you"d have plenty." Cally smirked, "What good"s that? It ain"t no good if you don"t wear it." Fleeting thoughts of all the "food" she had eaten that had gotten all over her pa.s.sed through her mind"s eye before she became immersed in a steamy kiss Dracula was giving some actress. "You know I much prefer s.e.xy vampires to those freakish b.u.ms like Max Schreck"s Dracula. His "Nosferatu" was hideous. Never ever get laid looking like that. But this guy, Mmm Mmm Good. And did you see Gary Oldman"s hair buns in "Bram Stoker"s Dracula"? Wtf was that all about? Although there were some s.e.xy moments in that one too."
Jessie had a sudden thought and looked at Cally with a complicated expression, "Umm Cally?" Cally refused to look away from the movie and simply made a noise, "Hmm?" "Cally, we"re werewolves." Cally still didn"t glance her way, "Last time I checked." Jessie fidgeted a moment which was uncharacteristic of her and finally said, "Are there vampires?" Abby who was in the kitchenette easily heard what was being said in the living room. She startled and stepped out into the hall staring towards Jessie. Cally had just crammed a huge handful of popcorn in her mouth so she just munched away before answering. Looking up finally at Abby in the hall instead of Jessie, "Sweetie can you bring me a gla.s.s of milk?" Wiping off some crumbs; Cally finally pulled her blouse away from her chest shaking the bits to the floor. "Why wouldn"t there be?"
Leaning forward Jessie clutched a throw pillow a little tighter. "You"ve seen a vampire?" "Well duh." Sitting back against the couch cushions Jessie waited in vain for more details. Abby hurried in carrying a big gla.s.s of milk and another huge bowl of super salty b.u.t.tery popcorn. Werewolves don"t have to worry about cholesterol or high blood pressure. Thank you G.o.d. Handing Cally the milk she hid the popcorn behind her back as Cally reached for it. "Nuh uh. Spill!" "Spill what? I"m not spilling my milk. " Cally was clearly confused. "Popcorn" She could smell the b.u.t.ter....
"Vampires. Talk."
"Umm they don"t sparkle?" "And?" "They don"t turn into bats or mist?" Her hot popcorn was cooling. She could feel it. "Eh, what do you want to know? Gimme my popcorn!" Gerard Butler was forgotten. In stereo Abby who was holding the popcorn hostage and Jessie who thought of this terrifying question said, "We want to know everything!"