"You won"t!" screamed Cobalt. "I"ll rule it!"
"I"ll rule it myself!" cried Cerulia.
"No, no!" yelled Turquoise. "I"ll be the Ruler."
"That shall be MY privilege!" shouted Sapphire. Cobalt began to say, "I"m the--"
"Be quiet!" said Trot sternly. "Would you have your own father sliced so that you could rule in his place?"
"Yes, yes, of course!" rejoined the six Princesses without a second"s hesitation.
"Well, well! What d" ye think o" that, Mr. Boolooroo?" asked Cap"n Bill.
"They"re undutiful daughters. Don"t pay any attention to them," replied the frightened Boolooroo.
"We"re not goin" to," said Trot. "Now, you Blue Cap"n, who are you and your soldiers going to obey, me or the snubnosed ones?"
"You!" declared the Captain of the Guards positively, for he hated the Princesses, as did all the Blueskins.
"Then escort those girls to their rooms, lock "em in, an" put a guard before the door."
At once the soldiers seized the Princesses and notwithstanding their snarls and struggles marched them to their rooms and locked them in.
While they were gone on this errand, the Boolooroo begged to be released, whining and wailing for fear the knife would fall upon him.
But Trot did not think it safe to unbind him just then. When the soldiers returned, she told their leader to put a strong guard before the palace and to admit no one unless either she or Cap"n Bill gave the order to do so. The soldiers obeyed readily, and when Trot and Cap"n Bill were left alone, they turned the goat loose in the Room of the Great Knife and then locked the animal in with the Boolooroo.
"The billygoat is the very best guard we could have, for ever"body"s "fraid o" him," remarked Cap"n Bill as he put the key of the room in his pocket. "So now, Queen Trot, what"s next on the program?"
"Next," said Trot, "we"re goin" to hunt for that umbrel, Cap"n. I don"t mean to stay in this dismal Blue Country long, even if I am the Queen.
Let"s find the umbrel and go home as soon as we can."
"That suits me," the sailor joyfully exclaimed, and then the two began a careful search through the palace. They went into every room and looked behind the furniture and underneath the beds and in every crack and corner, but no place could they spy the Magic Umbrella. Cap"n Bill even ventured to enter the rooms of the Six Snubnosed Princesses, who were by this time so thoroughly alarmed that they had become meek and mild as could be. But the umbrella wasn"t there, either.
Finally, they returned to the great throne room of the palace, where they seated themselves on the throne and tried to think what could possibly have become of the precious umbrella. While they were sitting and talking together, the Captain of the Guards entered and bowed respectfully. "Beg pardon, your Small-Sized Majesty," said he to Trot, "but it is my duty to report that the Pinkies are preparing to attack the City."
"Oh! I"d forgotten the Pinkies!" exclaimed the girl. "Tell me, Captain, have you such a thing as a Bra.s.s Band in this City?"
"We have two fine bands, but they are not bra.s.s," replied the Captain.
"Their instruments are made of blue metal."
"Well, order "em out," commanded Trot. "And say, get all the soldiers together and tell all the people there"s going to be a high time in the Blue City tonight. We"ll have music and dancing and eating and--"
"An" neckties to drink, Trot. Don"t forget the royal neckties," urged Cap"n Bill.
"We"ll have all the fun there is going," continued the girl, "for we are to entertain the Army of the Pinkies."
"The Pinkies!" exclaimed the Captain of the Guards. "Why, they"re our enemies, your Short Highness."
"Not any more," replied Trot. "I"m Queen of the Pinkies, an" I"m also Queen of the Blues, so I won"t have my people quarreling. Tell the Blue people we are to throw open the gates and welcome the Pinkies to the City, where everybody will join in a grand celebration. And jus" as soon as you"ve spread the news an" got the bands tuned up and the soldiers ready to march, you let us know, and we"ll head the procession."
"Your Microscopic Majesty shall be obeyed," said the Captain, and went away to carry out these commands.
TROT CELEBRATES THE VICTORY
CHAPTER 26
The Blue people were by this time dazed with wonder at all the events that had transpired that eventful day, but they still had wit enough to be glad the war was over, for in war someone is likely to get hurt, and it is foolish to take such chances when one can remain quietly at home.
The Blues did not especially admire the Pinkies, but it was easier to entertain them than to fight them, and above all, the Blueskins were greatly rejoiced that their wicked Boolooroo had been conquered and could no longer abuse them. So they were quite willing to obey the orders of their girl Queen and in a short time the blasts of trumpets and roll of drums and clashing of cymbals told Trot and Cap"n Bill that the Blue Bands had a.s.sembled before the palace.
So they went down and found that a great crowd of people had gathered, and these cheered Trot with much enthusiasm--which was very different from the scowls and surly looks with which they had formerly greeted their strange visitors from the Earth.
The soldiers wore their best blue uniforms and were formed before the palace in marching order, so Trot and Cap"n Bill headed the procession, and then came the soldiers--all keeping step--and then the bands, playing very loud noises on their instruments, and finally the crowd of Blue citizens waving flags and banners and shouting joyfully. In this order they proceeded to the main gate, which Trot ordered the guards to throw wide open. Then they all marched out a little way into the fields and found that the Army of Pinkies had already formed and was advancing steadily toward them.
At the head of the Pinkies were Ghip-Ghisizzle and b.u.t.ton-Bright, who had the parrot on his shoulder, and they were supported by Captain Coralie and Captain Tintint and Rosalie the Witch. They had decided to capture the Blue City at all hazards, that they might rescue Trot and Cap"n Bill and conquer the Boolooroo, so when from a distance they saw the Blueskins march from the gate with banners flying and bands playing, they supposed a most terrible fight was about to take place.
However, as the two forces came nearer together, b.u.t.ton-Bright spied Trot and Cap"n Bill standing before the enemy, and the sight astonished him considerably.
"Welcome, friends!" shouted Cap"n Bill in a loud voice; and "Welcome!"
cried Trot; and "Welcome!" roared the Blue soldiers and the people of the Blue City.
"Hooray!" yelled the parrot,
"Welcome to our happy home From which no longer will we roam!"
And then he flapped his wings and barked like a dog with pure delight, and added as fast as his bird"s tongue could speak,
"One army"s pink and one is blue, But neither one is in a stew Because the naughty Boolooroo Is out of sight, so what we"ll do Is try to be a jolly crew And dance and sing our too-ral-loo And to our friends be ever true And to our foes--"
"Stop it!" said b.u.t.ton-Bright, "I can"t hear myself think."
The Pinkies were amazed at the strange reception of the Blues and hesitated to advance, but Trot now ran up in front of them and made a little speech. "Pinkies," said she, "your Queen has conquered the Boolooroo and is now the Queen of the Blues. All of Sky Island except the Fog Bank is now my kingdom, so I welcome my faithful Pinkies to my Blue City, where you are to be royally entertained and have a good time. The war is over an" ever"body must be sociable an" happy or I"ll know the reason why!"
Now, indeed, the Pinkies raised a great shout of joy, and the Blues responded with another joyful shout, and Rosalie kissed the little girl and said she had performed wonders, and everybody shook hands with Cap"n Bill and congratulated him upon his escape, and the parrot flew to Trot"s shoulder and screeched,
"The Pinkies are pink, the Blues are blue, But Trot"s the Queen, so too-ral-loo!"
When the Blueskins saw Ghip-Ghisizzle, they raised another great shout, for he was the favorite of the soldiers and very popular with all the people. But Ghip-Ghisizzle did not heed the shouting. He was looking downcast and sad, and it was easy to see he was disappointed because he had not conquered the Boolooroo himself. But the people called upon him for a speech, so he faced the Blueskins and said, "I escaped from the City because the Boolooroo tried to patch me as you all know, and the Six Snubnosed Princesses tried to marry me, which would have been a far greater misfortune. But I have recovered the Book of Royal Records, which has long been hidden in the Treasure Chamber, and by reading it I find that the Boolooroo is not your lawful Boolooroo at all, having reigned more than his three hundred years. Since last Thursday, I, Ghip-Ghisizzle, have been the lawful Boolooroo of the Blue Country, but now that you are conquered by Queen Trot, I suppose I am conquered, too, and you have no Boolooroo at all."
"Hooray!" cried the parrot.
"Here"s a pretty howdy-do-- You haven"t any Boolooroo!"
Trot had listened carefully to the Majordomo"s speech. When he finished, she said cheerfully, "Don"t worry, Sizzle dear, it"ll all come right pretty soon. Now then, let"s enter the City an" enjoy the grand feast that"s being cooked. I"m nearly starved, myself, for this conquerin" kingdoms is hard work."
So the Pinkies and the Blues marched side by side into the City, and there was great rejoicing and music and dancing and feasting and games and merrymaking that lasted for three full days. Trot carried Rosalie and Captain Coralie and Ghip-Ghisizzle to the palace, and of course b.u.t.ton-Bright and Cap"n Bill were with her. They had the Royal chef serve dinner at once, and they ate in great state, seated in the Royal Banquet Hall, where they were waited on by a hundred servants. The parrot perched upon the back of Queen Trot"s chair, and the girl fed it herself, being glad to have the jolly bird with her again.