Socrates.
by Voltaire.
CHARACTERS:
SOCRATES ANITUS, High Priest MELITUS, Athenian Judge XANTIPPE, Wife of Socrates AGLAEA, a young Athenian girl raised by Socrates SOPHRONINE, a young Athenian boy raised by Socrates DRIXA, a merchant woman attached to Anitus TERPANDRE, attached to Anitus ACROS, attached to Anitus JUDGES DISCIPLES OF SOCRATES NONOTI, a pedant protected by Anitus BERTIOS, another Ch.o.m.oS, another
ACT I
ANITUS: My dear confidants, my dear agents, you know how much money I made you during the last festival of Ceres. I"m getting married and I hope you will do your duty on this grand occasion.
DRIXA: Yes, without doubt, Milord, since you are going to make us earn yet more.
ANITUS: Madame Drixa, I must have two beautiful Persian rugs. You, Terpandre, of you I only ask two large silver candelabra. And of you, Acros, a half dozen dresses of silk embroidered with gold.
TERPANDRE: That"s a bit much; but Milord there"s nothing I won"t do to deserve your holy protection.
ANITUS: You will regain all that a hundred fold. It"s the best way to deserve the favors of the G.o.ds and G.o.ddesses. Give much and you will receive much; and especially don"t fail to arouse the people against all the people of quality who do not vow enough, and who do not present offerings.
ACROS: We will never fail in that; it"s too sacred a duty not to be faithful to it.
ANITUS: Go, my dear friends. May the G.o.ds keep you in these sentiments, so pious and just! And count on prospering, yourselves, your children and your grandchildren.
TERPANDRE: We are sure of that because you said it.
(Exit Terpandre and Acros)
ANITUS: Well, my dear Madame Drixa, I think you don"t find it ill that I am espousing Aglaea; but I don"t love you any less. We will live together as usual.
DRIXA: Oh! Milord, I am not jealous; and since business is going so well I am very satisfied. Since I have the honor of being one of your mistresses, I have enjoyed great consideration in Athens. If you love Aglaea, I love the young Sophronine. And Xantippe, the wife of Socrates has promised to give him to me in marriage. You will still have the same rights over me. I am only annoyed that this young man may be raised by that villainous Socrates, and that Aglaea may yet be in his clutches. They must be gotten out of them as quickly as possible. Xantippe will be enchanted to be rid of them. The handsome Sophronine and the beautiful Aglaea are very ill in Socrates hands.
ANITUS: I really flatter myself, my dear Madame Drixa, that Melitus and I will ruin that dangerous man, who preaches nothing but virtue and divinity and who has dared to mock certain intrigues that happened at the Mysteries of Ceres. But Socrates is the tutor of Aglaea. Agathon, Aglaea"s father, they say has left her great wealth. Aglaea is adorable. I idolize Aglaea. I must marry Aglaea and I must deal tactfully with Socrates while waiting to hang him.
DRIXA: Deal tactfully with Socrates in order that I may have my young man.
But why did Agathon allow his daughter into the clutches of that old, flat nosed Socrates, that insufferable fault-finder who corrupts the young and prevents them from frequenting courtesans and the holy mysteries?
ANITUS: Agathon was infatuated with the same principles. He was one of those sober and serious types who have different morals from ours; who are from another country, and who are our sworn enemies, who think they"ve fulfilled all their duties when they"ve adored divinity, helped humanity, cultivated friendship and studied philosophy; one of those folks who insolently pretend that the G.o.ds have not inscribed the future in the liver of an ox; one of those pitiless dialecticians who find fault with priests for sacrificing their daughters or spending the night with them, as needs be. You feel they are monsters fit only to be choked. If there were only five or six sages in Athens who had as much credit as he, that would be enough to deprive me of most of my income and honors.
DRIXA: The Devil! Now that"s really serious.
ANITUS: While waiting to strangle him, I am going to speak with him under the porticoes and conclude this business with him about my marriage.
DRIXA: Here he is: you do him too much honor. I am going to leave you and I am going to speak about my young man to Xantippe.
ANITUS: The G.o.ds accompany you, my darling Drixa. Serve them always and beware of believing in only one G.o.d, and don"t forget my two beautiful Persian rugs.
(Enter Socrates)
Eh! h.e.l.lo, my dear Socrates, the favorite of the G.o.ds and the wisest of mortals. I feel I am raised above myself every time I see you and in you, I respect Human Nature.
SOCRATES: I am a simple man dest.i.tute of sciences and full of weakness like the rest. It"s much if you support me.
ANITUS: Support you! I admire you; I would like to resemble you if it were possible. And it is in order to be a more frequent witness to your virtues, to hear your lessons more often, that I wish to marry your beautiful pupil Aglaea whose destiny depends on you.
SOCRATES: It"s true that her father, Agathon, who was my friend, that is to say much more than just a relative, confided to me by his will this amiable and virtuous orphan.
ANITUS: With considerable riches? For they say it"s the best part of Athens.
SOCRATES: On that subject, I can give you no enlightenment; her father, that kind friend whose wishes are sacred to me, forbade me by that same will, to divulge the condition of his daughter"s fortune.
ANITUS: That respect for the last wishes of a friend, and that discretion are worthy of your beautiful soul. But people know well enough that Agathon was a rich man.
SOCRATES: He deserved to be, if riches are a favor of the Supreme Being.
ANITUS: They say that a little hare-brain named Sophronine, is paying court to her on account of her fortune. But I am persuaded that you will show the door to such a character, and that a man like me won"t have a rival.
SOCRATES: I know what I must think of a man like you: but it"s not for me to obstruct Aglaea"s feelings. I serve her as her father; I am not her master. She must dispose of her heart. I regard constraint as a crime.
Speak to her: If she listens to your propositions, I will consent to her will.
ANITUS: I"ve already got the consent of Xantippe, your wife; without doubt she is informed of Aglaea"s feelings; so I regard the thing as done.
SOCRATES: I cannot regard things as done until they are.
(Aglaea enters)
Come beautiful Aglaea, come decide your fate. Here"s a gentleman, priest of high rank, the leading priest in Athens, who offers himself to be your spouse. I leave you complete liberty to explain things with him. That liberty will not be constrained by my presence. Whatever choice you make I will approve. Xantippe will prepare everything for your wedding.
(Socrates leaves)
AGLAEA: Ah, generous Socrates it"s with great regret I see you leave.
ANITUS: It seems, amiable Aglaea, that you have great confidence in the good Socrates.
AGLAEA: I owe it to him; he"s serving as my father and he forms my soul.
ANITUS: Well! If he directs your feelings, could you tell me what you think of Ceres, of Cybele, of Venus?
AGLAEA: Alas! I will; whatever you wish.
ANITUS: That"s well said: you will also do what I wish.
AGLAEA: No. That"s much different from the other.
ANITUS: You see that the wise Socrates consents to our union. Xantippe, his wife, presses for this marriage. You know what feelings you have inspired in me. You know my rank and my reputation. You see that my happiness and perhaps yours depends on a word from your mouth.
AGLAEA: I am going to respond to you with the truth which that great man who just left here instructed me never to dissemble, and with the liberty that he left me. I respect your dignity; I know little of your person and I cannot give myself to you.