Ladida~~~Bloobliblaa~~
Oh no a banana peel!!
ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ=3=3=3
Boom kabooow!!
_:(´ཀ`」 ∠):
I"m dying... cough
*spits blood*
I cant die i have too many regrets
Still havent saved my mom and sister by being a douche in virtual reality
Cough
Dies
Omg i have woken up in tdg
Now my name isn"t "blank" anymore! It will be "heaven warping s.p.a.ce time celestial dragon primordial chaos phoenix tiger emperor of bhuddism and shizle"
It seems i reincarnated as shen yue 1 day before the plot starts
Better start preparing
One day later~~
Ok everyone loves me now.
I have solved global warming and invented yogurt icecream
I enter the cla.s.sroom and am welcomed by my harem of bish 1,2,3
Omggg shen yue gimme your babies!!!
No
He loves me -ziyun
I take my seat on my throne and which my cla.s.smates prepared
Suddenly!
R/woosh
Omg nie lie woke up
Hi nie lie, i"m the captain now
Wha?
Whoosh
Nie li get killed by my 1000000000000 power
I pick up his plot armor
Now i am half nie li and know all his knowledge
Time skip
It is now the year 9373894789
The age of s.p.a.ce travel
I realised that nie li"s cultivation methods are s.h.i.t after cultivating it so long so i build a time machine to go back in time
Ok im back
Hey a rock!
*stubs toe*
Whoosh enlightment comes to the worthy
I have now mastered dao
I snap my finger and all bad guys are ded
Sage emperor, sacred family and dark guild are no more.
Time for kingdom building
"Wololo"
Ok everyone is now part of my kingdom
I realise that this world doesn"t need me anymore so i leave behind my babies and 9000 wives
The end