"There isn"t no priest to Nancepean. Only Pa.s.son Trehawke."
"My grandfather"s name is Trehawke."
"Is it, by gosh? Well, why for do "ee call him a priest? He isn"t a priest."
"Yes, he is."
"I say he isn"t then. A parson isn"t a priest. When I"m grown up I"m going to be a minister. What are you going to be?"
Mark had for some time past intended to be a keeper at the Zoological Gardens, but after his adventure with the wild beast in the thicket and this encounter with the self-confident Ca.s.s Dale he decided that he would not be a keeper but a parson. He informed Ca.s.s of his intention.
"Well, if you"re a parson and I"m a minister," said Ca.s.s, "I"ll bet everyone comes to listen to me preaching and none of "em don"t go to hear you."
"I wouldn"t care if they didn"t," Mark affirmed.
"You wouldn"t care if you had to preach to a parcel of empty chairs and benches?" exclaimed Ca.s.s.
"St. Francis preached to the trees," said Mark. "And St. Anthony preached to the fishes."
"They must have been a couple of loonies."
"They were saints," Mark insisted.
"Saints, were they? Well, my father doesn"t think much of saints. My father says he reckons saints is the same as other people, only a bit worse if anything. Are you saved?"
"What from?" Mark asked.
"Why, from h.e.l.l of course. What else would you be saved from?"
"You might be saved from a wild beast," Mark pointed out. "I saw a wild beast this morning. A wild beast with a long nose and a sort of grey colour."
"That wasn"t a wild beast. That was an old badger."
"Well, isn"t a badger a wild beast?"
Ca.s.s Dale laughed scornfully.
"My gosh, if that isn"t a good one! I suppose you"d say a fox was a wild beast?"
"No, I shouldn"t," said Mark, repressing an inclination to cry, so much mortified was he by Ca.s.s Dale"s contemptuous tone.
"All the same," Ca.s.s went on. "It don"t do to play around with badgers.
There was a chap over to Lanbaddern who was chased right across the Rose one evening by seven badgers. He was in a muck of sweat when he got home. But one old badger isn"t nothing."
Mark had been counting on his adventure with the wild beast to justify his long absence should he be reproached by his mother on his return to the Vicarage. The way it had been disposed of by Ca.s.s Dale as an old badger made him wonder if after all it would be accepted as such a good excuse.
"I ought to be going home," he said. "But I don"t think I remember the way."
"To Pa.s.son Trehawke"s?"
Mark nodded.
"I"ll show "ee," Ca.s.s volunteered, and he led the way past the mouth of the stream to the track half way up the slope of the valley.
"Ever eat furze flowers?" asked Ca.s.s, offering Mark some that he had pulled off in pa.s.sing. "Kind of nutty taste they"ve got, I reckon. I belong to eat them most days."
Mark acquired the habit and agreed with Ca.s.s that the blossoms were delicious.
"Only you don"t want to go eating everything you see," Ca.s.s warned him.
"I reckon you"d better always ask me before you eat anything. But furze flowers is all right. I"ve eaten thousands. Next Friday"s Good Friday."
"I know," said Mark reverently.
"We belong to get limpets every Good Friday. Are you coming with me?"
"Won"t I be in church?" Mark inquired with memories of Good Friday in Lima Street.
"Yes, I suppose they"ll have some sort of a meeting down Church," said Ca.s.s. "But you can come afterward. I"ll wait for "ee in Dollar Cove.
That"s the next cove to Church Cove on the other side of the Castle Cliff, and there"s some handsome cave there. Years ago my granfa knawed a chap who saw a mermaid combing out her hair in Dollar Cove. But there"s no mermaids been seen lately round these parts. My father says he reckons since they scat up the apple orchards and give over drinking cider they won"t see no more mermaids to Nancepean. Have you signed the pledge?"
"What"s that?" Mark asked.
"My gosh, don"t you know what the pledge is? Why, that"s when you put a blue ribbon in your b.u.t.tonhole and swear you won"t drink nothing all your days."
"But you"d die," Mark objected. "People must drink."
"Water, yes, but there"s no call for any one to drink anything only water. My father says he reckons more folk have gone to h.e.l.l from drink than anything. You ought to hear him preach about drink. Why, when it gets known in the village that Sam Dale"s going to preach on drink there isn"t a seat down Chapel. Well, I tell "ee he frightened me last time I sat under him. That"s why old man Timbury has it in for me whenever he gets the chance."
Mark looked puzzled.
"Old man Timbury keeps the Hanover Inn. And he reckons my pa"s preaching spoils his trade for a week. That"s why he"s s.e.xton to the church. "Tis the only way he can get even with the chapel folk. He used to be in the Navy, and he lost his leg and got that hole in his head in a war with the Rooshians. You"ll hear him talking big about the Rooshians sometimes. My father says anybody listening to old Steve Timbury would think he"d fought with the Devil, instead of a lot of poor leary Rooshians."
Mark was so much impressed by the older boy"s confident chatter that when he arrived back at the Vicarage and found his mother at breakfast he tried the effect of an imitation of it upon her.
"Darling boy, you mustn"t excite yourself too much," she warned him. "Do try to eat a little more and talk a little less."
"But I can go out again with Ca.s.s Dale, can"t I, mother, as soon as I"ve finished my breakfast? He said he"d wait for me and he"s going to show me where we might find some silver dollars. He says they"re five times as big as a shilling and he"s going to show me where there"s a fox"s hole on the cliffs and he"s . . ."
"But, Mark dear, don"t forget," interrupted his mother who was feeling faintly jealous of this absorbing new friend, "don"t forget that I can show you lots of the interesting things to see round here. I was a little girl here myself and used to play with Ca.s.s Dale"s father when he was a little boy no bigger than Ca.s.s."
Just then grandfather came into the room and Mark was instantly dumb; he had never been encouraged to talk much at breakfast in Lima Street. He did, however, eye his grandfather from over the top of his cup, and he found him less alarming in the morning than he had supposed him to be last night. Parson Trehawke kept reaching across the table for the various things he wanted until his daughter jumped up and putting her arms round his neck said:
"Dearest father, why don"t you ask Mark or me to pa.s.s you what you want?"
"So long alone. So long alone," murmured Parson Trehawke with an embarra.s.sed smile and Mark observed with a thrill that when he smiled he looked exactly like his mother, and had Mark but known it exactly like himself.
"And it"s so wonderful to be back here," went on Mrs. Lidderdale, "with everything looking just the same. As for Mark, he"s so happy that--Mark, do tell grandfather how much you"re enjoying yourself."