"I"ll tell you," said Dacres.
"So you said ever so long ago."
"It"s a sore subject, and difficult to speak about."
"Well, old man, I"m sorry for you; and don"t speak about it at all if it gives you pain."
"Oh, I"ll make a clean breast of it. You"ve told your affair, and I"ll tell mine. I dare say I"ll feel all the better for it."
"Drive on, then, old man."
Dacres rose, took a couple of gla.s.ses of beer in quick succession, then resumed his seat, then picked out a cigar from the box with unusual fastidiousness, then drew a match, then lighted the cigar, then sent out a dozen heavy volumes of smoke, which encircled him so completely that he became quite concealed from Hawbury"s view. But even this cloud did not seem sufficient to correspond with the gloom of his soul. Other clouds rolled forth, and still others, until all their congregated folds encircled him, and in the midst there was a dim vision of a big head, whose stiff, high, curling, crisp hair, and ma.s.sive brow, and dense beard, seemed like some living manifestation of cloud-compelling Jove.
For some time there was silence, and Hawbury said nothing, but waited for his friend to speak.
At last a voice was heard--deep, solemn, awful, portentous, ominous, sorrow-laden, weird, mysterious, prophetic, obscure, gloomy, doleful, dismal, and apocalyptic.
"_Hawbury!_"
"Well, old man?"
"HAWBURY!"
"All right."
"Are you listening?"
"Certainly."
"_Well--I"m--married!_"
Hawbury sprang to his feet as though he had been shot.
"What!" he cried.
"_I"m married!_"
"You"re what? Married? _You! married!_ Scone Dacres! not you--not _married?_"
"_I"m married!_"
"Good Lord!"
"_I"m married_!"
Hawbury sank back in his seat, overwhelmed by the force of this sudden and tremendous revelation. For some time there was a deep silence.
Both were smoking. The clouds rolled forth from the lips of each, and curled over their heads, and twined in voluminous folds, and gathered over them in dark, impenetrable ma.s.ses. Even so rested the clouds of doubt, of darkness, and of gloom over the soul of each, and those which were visible to the eye seemed to typify, symbolize, characterize, and body forth the darker clouds that overshadowed the mind.
"_I"m married_!" repeated Dacres, who now seemed to have become like Poe"s raven, and all his words one melancholy burden bore.
"You were not married when I was last with you?" said Hawbury at last, in the tone of one who was recovering from a fainting fit.
"Yes, I was."
"Not in South America?"
"Yes, in South America."
"Married?"
"Yes, married."
"By Jove!"
"Yes; and what"s more, I"ve been married for ten years."
"Ten years! Good Lord!"
"It"s true."
"Why, how old could you have been when you got married?"
"A miserable, ignorant, inexperienced dolt, idiot, and brat of a boy."
"By Jove!"
"Well, the secret"s out; and now, if you care to hear, I will tell you all about it."
"I"m dying to hear, dear boy; so go on."
And at this Scone Dacres began his story.
CHAPTER VIII.
A MAD WIFE.
"I"ll tell you all about it," said Scone Dacres; "but don"t laugh, for matters like these are not to be trifled with, and I may take offense."
"Oh, bother, as if I ever laugh at any thing serious! By Jove! no. You don"t know me, old chap."
"All right, then. Well, to begin. This wife that I speak of happened to me very suddenly. I was only a boy, just out of Oxford, and just into my fortune. I was on my way to Paris--my first visit--and was full of no end of projects for enjoyment. I went from Dover, and in the steamer there was the most infernally pretty girl. Black, mischievous eyes, with the devil"s light in them; hair curly, crispy, frisky, luxuriant, all tossing over her head and shoulders, and an awfully enticing manner. A portly old bloke was with her--her father, I afterward learned. Somehow my hat blew off. She laughed. I laughed.
Our eyes met. I made a merry remark. She laughed again; and there we were, introduced. She gave me a little felt hat of her own. I fastened it on in triumph with a bit of string, and wore it all the rest of the way.
"Well, you understand it all. Of course, by the time we got to Calais, I was head over heels in love, and so was she, for that matter. The old man was a jolly old John Bull of a man. I don"t believe he had the slightest approach to any designs on me. He didn"t know any thing about me, so how could he? He was jolly, and when we got to Calais he was convivial. I attached myself to the two, and had a glorious time.